limpeh wong u already! don't get hurt!

Just wondering how long the karma boomerang takes to come back. It doesn't really do me much good in seeing bad guys getting punished, except the derivation of thrill in my belief of fairness.

Anyway, at this period of time, there is the aarontan's fail video and SMRT's fail trains. Together, it's this!







LOL! Gotta give credit to netizens. They are really creative. SMRT's smashed window + ryanxz gobangwall = ryan banging out of window in train. HAHAHA













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Just when I was losing hope, a trip to Mustafa gave me instant levitation, with a halo as free gift.



O.O



ssa011j2!




66% of my expected price! How cool is that! But no warranty! But warranty is only for mechanism, and given seiko's trusted made-in-japan quality watches, mechanisms don't spoil so easily, so warranty is useless!

This watch has everything that I want! Automatic, sapphire scratch-free glass, good-looking, leather strap, within budget, roman numerals, date display, black, japan movement (actually as long as it's not china). Just 1 more day display and this will be perfect! But it's not really important anyway!

happpppyyyy :D:D:D time to scrimp and save. 说到省省省省，哥哥最棒！

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So, driving seems easier and easier alr! But I still feel nervous every time I'm driving and a bit reluctant to go for each lesson :( half-clutch move is an ass.

First time try on listening to music while jogging! WHOA! Jogging becomes less boring now woot! As of now my standard is 4x1.6km bp route. Gotta increase to 8x1.6km before my run!

That hairdresser told me I've got at least 3months before cutting that hairstyle that I want, and I still don't know if that will fit the shape of my head.. Then I thought of reservice->short hair. Wa.. Wait 3months only for it to be shaved again during reservice, then I need to wait again! zzzz nvm, it's worth a try. You can't expect an old 40year old uncle to go out with a stylish hair right?

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TUITION! FOUND 2! LOL! 2 x O level students. I love O level math cos it's sooooo easy and I don't need to prepare anything at all. $_$ 请多多指教，照顾一下我的钱包！

Hopefully under my guidance, they can get A's for their exams.

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Nearing the end of 2011.. I'm looking forward to clar's xmas party, boon's male fiesta, mind-boggling(I typed mind-boggling and then eh? my mind can blog?) megazip, the supposedly-long-awaited 01 chalet, wedding dinner at st.regis 7star hotel, seafood buffet. Oh my god. All these are happening from tmr onwards!? Even my mother also starts to nag me 哇你不要整天出去hor！

That also means all my $$ are gone now..

Then the stupid recruitment agencies cannot match jobs properly one. *TEMP ADMIN JOB $7-9 WEST O/A/ORD PERSONNEL WELCOME TO APPLY! LOTS OF VACANCIES* the advertisements are somewhat like that at jobscentral, but after I sent my resume with my expected salary "$7.50/hr", people still call me "Hi, may I speak to weijian? May I ask if you are still looking for a job? Okay I got an admin job for you and it's near your house. (ohhhh nice nice nice) It's $6.50 per hour."

O_O?! $7-9 becomes $6.50. What shit is this man. Give false info!? Seriously?! Not 1 or 2leh, almost everyone who called told me that.

That's why I still haven't found a job with office hours and at least $7/hr that is near my house. Got some already submitted luh but no news of me getting shortlisted for interview.

Most of the jobs also have this: *accounts assistant required! min 1 or 2 years of exp!* -.-" How am I supposed to gain experience before I start working? They need experienced workers but people can only gain experience when they work. How? Going round and round in circles and finally the dog caught its own tail?

Just give me a job already..

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你说活在明天活在期待
不如活得今天很自在


joyous season calls for light-hearted songs

-孙燕姿 第一天-

like dora, I share your throughts
weijian

美人计

It's something that doesn't work for the faithful ones.

I don't understand why some people can change their partners every now and then, just because they see another attractive person. I must be too traditional.

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After quarreling with my brother, of course I would be mad at him. But a few hours later, everything just goes away. That's a pretty good feeling. Brotherhood.

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Life has been normal lately. Seems like my desire for watch has simmered down. But that is mainly due to the forthcoming economic downturn in 2012. When that happens, exchange rate will change. My watch could be cheaper then ^^

Now I understand why uncles wear singlets at home: army. Bcos of army, many of us were half-naked or just wore a singlet in our admin time cos it's more cooling! I've been practicing my army habits at home now, but on the other hand, ISN'T THIS A TRANSFORMATION TO AN UNCLE?! O.O 30 years from now and I could be wearing a singlet at a kopitiam and crossing my 二郎腿while drinking a cup of kopi o gao. Not very surprising.

So, badminton on Tuesday, and badminton on Friday. Badminton is not fun when you play strokes for the whole game. People like me will slack and joke around. Therefore scores are important motivators.

Then we watched the 2nd best show, after winter's bone: east meets west.




zzzz I don't know why this movie was made in the first place..






It's really shit.

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I realised that it's possible to be early, even if there is no one forcing you to (eg: army). All you need is that extra effort to push yourself. Ever since I made that new year resolution to not be late, I kept getting late for outings. Never again. I'm not someone who gives excuses. I must be punctual next time.

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Some things comes with maturity and cannot be rushed. I was struggling to exert power on the ball in sec 2, but in sec 4, after a nice dream, I could spike properly. I was struggling to smack the feathery cock in sec 1, but in sec 3, after a long break in badminton, I could perform a smash. I was struggling to do pull-ups, but one fine day in army, I did my first ever no-cheat-very-honest pull-up. I was hoping my sincerity and modesty would help me in attracting someone from the opposite gender, but as days went by, in 201X, I..

All that happened out of the blue. So I thought the only factor is time and maturity. As I grew older, I found it easier to be more aggressive in games. Maybe when I am more mature, I will be holding hands.

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The rain these days kept disrupting my plans to run. A certain part of me was actually leaping for joy that I can't go run though. Project ppn continues, but maybe less intense now. I don't wish to grow bulkier anymore. That would mean protein powder, or a change in diet. I don't have the $$ to go for either one. Furthermore, after watching <<那些年，我们一起追的女孩〉〉 and this website http://www.feveravenue.com/a-females-perspective-the-singaporean-man-vs-af/
, I think size is not the top priority for girls.

So, maintaining is good enough for me, maybe add in a few runs to train for the upcoming half marathons in 2012!

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我知道你我都没有错
只是忘了怎么退后
信誓旦旦给的承诺
全被时间扑了空

我知道我们都没有错
只是放手比较好过
最美的爱情回忆里带去

是时候退后了。。

-周杰伦 退后-


like a tissue paper, I'm used
weijian

everyday is saturday

Lost track of time.. everyday seems like saturday to me. Days after ORD are shiok.

Went for 2 more interviews with recruitment agencies (lame shit). They are really useless ppl. I saw one guy from NTU Business doing recruitment at recruit express at taka last or last last week. Siao, he got 4th class honours or what? Why need to do this kind of insecure job with shit pay? Anyway all the interviews are about filling forms, pairing u up with the jobs that they have on hand, and if u are not an immediate worker, they smile, shake ur hand, and ktnxbai.

1 of them, recruitexpress from JTC building, told me, "Wa your expected salary so high ah, even ppl with experience settle for $6 per hour only leh". But my friends got at least a 7! >:| I'm not china worker ok.

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Slacking at home could be really energising. Firstly I sleep at around 11 everyday, quite early. I wake up at around 9-10 everyday, don't know why I need to sleep for so long. Then it's refresh fb, play iphone game, lunch, refresh fb, afternoon nap, refresh fb, dinner, refresh fb, sleep again. Standard slacking. Sleep sleep sleep sleep. I nvr get tired of sleeping eh?

But the weird thing is I was quite tired this whole week. I don't feel like playing dota when I have nth to do. I'd rather sleep.

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Then on wed, badminton, table tennis, decoder's cafe!

Badminton was rather fail, bcos I warned of the stupid sports hall that allows glaring sunlight to enter and blind players' vision, yet we went ahead to play. Why are there no sports hall in central area?! Right, CBD, no need no sports.

Then table tennis.. 我要玩1v1, 不要2v2啦. Listen alr also dulan. Play solo sports to show off ur individual skills. Hello we are not in a competition here. Play 2v2 for fun only, and can allow more ppl to play, wan to show off then go nude in the public toilet and flash flash. What can I do? Just go along lor.

At decoder's cafe, the fun started to unfold. From 7 to 4 men. Seriously don't give face 1. Travel so far to Clementi for an outing, stay a while longer for the outing ma, aiya I also don't know what to say. But anyway it was super hilarious in the cafe. The games were not funny. We were! Acting like neighbourhood kids looool.

Another singing session with army frens. Funny also. I don't know why but I like to be a lil immature when I'm with the army clique. I miss dancing with jingx jerm and myron alr.. 01guys are too rigid.





Yes, the whole city is full of golden pigs. LOL! We need stuff like this to brighten up our days.

































post ord: these kids are too free.


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There was one night when I went to clar's hse for mahjong. Played a lil of SF IV, then started the mahjong. yongchee started distributing the chips, ok, for better reflection of our standards? So the game began, with me only knowing how to 碰碰胡 and 平和, and not exactly know how to count 台. As usual, I joked around, lala, play this and that, on the move learning. An example is when I'm 莊, I told everyone to prepare to play 5 consecutive rounds, meaning I will win 5 rounds in a row. That came true, but all small wins by me! 1 of the rounds was an intentional draw lol. Then at the end of the game, we counted the chips, ah, blah blah, u won xxx, i lost xx, hahahahahaha. Then came the wallet.

O.O

I didn't know we were playing money! Luckily I lost $0 and won $0 in the end. I was shocked. Had I known, I would have played more seriously, or not played at all lol. I'm not a fan of gambling without special occasions..

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Driving has become much more enjoyable and simpler now... It's amazing. It's like learning dota for the first time, having the need to multi-task. But once u get the hang of it, multi-tasking is quite exhilarating.

there was one turn that was so steep and I was at 5th gear, so, I drifted instead of slowing down. Simple. Just tap brake slightly, clutch in fast, change gear, hard accelerate, steer. Voila, your car can go deliver tofus in Japan now!

Just joking, drift 个屁。Get fined, license get revoked, go jail ah.

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Yes, and thr's sth else. Watch! I've been spending a lot of time reading forums, checking out prices, functions etc of watches. Thanks again China, for screwing up everything in the world. Because of your cheap labour, everything is assembled in your country. The thing is prcs are unethical, unprofessional, dishonest and despicable. They will do anything to save money, such as using melamine as an ingredient. Because of this, I saved myself from buying Kenneth Cole watches.

What's left is a ssa011j2, and a spr005 from seiko. Still undecided whether I should spend the money on a watch, given the obliteration of the timekeeping function of watches now. It really is just an accessory.

So ghimsiang was standing on his point of view and giving me pointers. Some of his arguments are that one doesn't really use a watch: one only wears it; there are other items that I can buy to look good, like a pair of shoes, blazers, shirts, etc; and one might as well buy an expensive watch, or never buy a watch at all because mid-range watches are half-fucked. He suggested expensive fountain pens instead of watches as an accessory bcos at least pens can be used and expensive ones can suit one's writing style with added comfort.

What I'm disappointed in myself is how weak I am. I cannot fight for my point of view on the spot. My points only start coming in later.

Anyway all that is rubbish to me, and I believe some of men's important items are watches and shoes. $_$ let me decide for 1 or 2 more weeks. Maybe this desire will be extinguished.

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One of the disadvantages of ORD is the huge drain on my wallet. So no more free food for me -> $ for meals. No more trainings to preoccupy my time -> $ for entertainment. No more tuition + allowance -> draw $ from reserves.

It's quite scary if I don't exercise some control on my expenditure..




Along with my army days, nokia 1202-2 has gone to the past. I will never forget my msges with u, my courage in u, and my lonely moments with u. U have served me well by never failing to function like a basic phone even though I dropped u hard a couple of times. Next time I see u will be the time when I tell stories about my army days..





I bet there will be a surge of emotions when I see nokia 1202-2 in the future. For now, HAIL IPHONE!



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Banana skins are meant to split. They will cross if there is will, apparently not now. Give me 9months. Metapod will evolve.



风依旧在吹
秋天的雨跟随
心中的热却不退

-林俊杰 被风吹过的夏天-

this song is very secondary school.. I just realised I don't have this song in my itouch/iphone, but I can remember all the lyrics. amazing ljj


like a sparrow looking at an airplane, I thought I was good but.. what went wrong
weijian

turn to your right, go run 2 rounds around the parade square!

seriously, tekan in the last week of army? haha, fun!

yes, this 阿兵哥退伍了！From boy to man.

I remembered that while marching, I felt this sour feeling in me and I was struggling to fight against my tears. Then came the slight drizzle to add a tinge of blue onto our faces, and that blueness sank all the way to our heart. The melancholic marching music beckoned nostalgia to loom before me as I reminisce the key events for the past 2years..

BMT
Standing before Ninja company with my duffle bag and waiting for my name to be called.
Falling in for the first time to the training shed to shave my head.
Scared of doing things the wrong way (for what, now I wonder..)
Khairi was really really scary..
Dying at the first 4km march
Lectures to slack in
Seemingly endless AGR
Worrying for my fitness
Heavily dependent on 01 outings to survive weekends

UNIT
Noob feeling
Lucky to stay near camp
Tattoos, cigarettes, vulgarities, slackers
Bonding
Going for field camps as routinely as the brushing of teeth
Slacking with friends and hoping not to get caught
Acting smart during NDP in front of civilian girls
Discussing a lot about girls
Going overseas for many days (Wallaby 1)
Understanding why one must be selfish, yet impressed by the selfless minority
Joking a lot more than usual
有福同享有难同当
Attained the pride of getting gold in IPPT
Field camps with civilian food
Tuition
Braces
Guard Duties
Understanding why the more committed you are, the more harm you do to yourself (Wallaby 2)
Free offs
ORD


One of the most regrettable things during army was my failure to get into command school. I blame my lack of understanding of the SAF system. Why was I so afraid of army then?? I forgot. I should have been more logical in thinking, that the worst punishment can only be guard duty, not death or whatsoever -.- That fear led to this..

But that turned out to be a blessing in disguise. Being a man of Cougar company, I got to be on the receiving end, be it punishment or reward. Compared to commanders, I experienced stress in a much smaller extent. Believe me, it really sucks to be working with the mono, unless I was an officer. Had my sergeants not have this few bunch of selfless people, the whole of platoon 9 would either be quarreling or punished. Thanks noel watay jingyang sam amyas. Thanks kevin zhenghui jingxuan for being understanding enough to follow our friends to do saigang and suffer together. Thanks jeremy for always giving priority to platoon 9 when it comes to armskote. Love you all, and will miss you all. Sergeants and officers also don't get this kind of bonding amongst themselves. Lucky me eh?

I, Corporal Goh, salute myself in the mirror for getting through this shit, learning independence, life lessons, made new friends, and ORD safely! 吃的苦中苦，方为人上人！I sincerely hope that we will still get to meet up.

As proud as a lion, as loud as the colour pink, I screamed, "ORD LO!"

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Oh? Why are we able to take a photo of our bunk? Why? Mysterious..

















ORD gift from our dear handsome sc yuanwei. Really appreciate his efforts. What a good man he is.









At night, there was an ORD function that looked like army prom! LOL!






















xiuquan's favourite pose, an inverted L, not 7












platoon 9 section 2 full team!














明知山有虎，偏向虎山行，跟老虎拍照！

smile, sergeant major!


<- alex chan is really fat.fat.fat. Evidently, one can get REALLY out of shape if one slacks...





























was supposed to take a photo of sgt darren's signature thunder thigh! argh, i guess johnathan, the photographer, was drunk










After that, went to jingyang's house to play cards. Whooaaa big house man, 3 storeys. Was very tired and woke up with an aching back :( jingyang's brother's superb hospitality left all of us in awe.. drove us to his house, bought breakfast, sent us to mrt station. I wanna have an elder brother!

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shopping day with jingx and kokli





haroro!























cute!

















super big bowl of udon at waruku. O_O bigger than my head!















Then we met a pretty cashier at provence bread at ION and we were mesmerised *.* No makeup no act cute, natural beauty!





that green lantern ring costs $19 -.-












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emo, too free


-super junior mr.simple-


like the smell of my beret, jockey cap and ilbv, these precious memories will linger on
weijian

22months, 95 weeks, 670 days, but now I'm left with 5 days!

LALALLALALALALALALALALALALAL 5DAYS 1 WEEK!

*cough

Let me state the things that I still need to complete before I ORD:
Tuesday IPPT (but if it rains.. LOLOL)
Wednesday Company Cohesion
Friday ORD Parade + ORD Function

LALALALALALALALALALLA SEEMS VERY HARD TO COMPLETE HUH LOL

Yes, I'm very happy.


Why IPPT again!? 您小弟我拿gold leh! >:(
Rubbish luh go test the standard of our fitness now.. Ok nvm I'll just go run a silver standard!

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After this week, my life will be entirely controlled by me. No more instructions for me. It's kinda scary cos when I'm still in army, I can complain about how shitty the instructions are, how unproductive people can be, how everything seems to be a waste of time. But after I ORD, everything I do will be on my own accord. The return of the pink IC also spells the nullification of the safety veil formed by 11B.

My life at this junction..






a complete halt











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I already formed an impression of working with kokli and sam at the Starhub call centre from Dec5 onwards. BUT. They pangseh me and discouraged me from working cos of its galactic amount of stress. Shitttt now I dunno what to do. Decided to wait and see if there are any better job offers..

I don't wanna be a tutor at a tuition centre, neither do I want to be a waiter or any sai gang warrior. Very picky hor? How about a high-paying job with regular working hours and working days, stress-free, interactive, lots of chance to socialise, lots of youngsters, leave entitlement, bonus, many allowance, free 4D for employees, free car provided, free accommodation, opportunities to meet with pretty girls, free courses for employees like dancing, discount for employees, free laptop free hdb free shirts free watch free everything?

Sorry for dreaming. I think I will want to work in a call centre, if there's a chance for me to start working in Jan.

Bad experience is also an experience.

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So, some of my fans were curious,

"哎呦哥哥 嗨 你好！最近比较无聊？“




just joking, that's jay chou's 公主病





nice char kway teow at marine parade. The best char kway teow I've ever eaten is at lao pasar.


Anyway I just realised that 巴杀 is pasar, and there is no such chinese word o.o failllll me






When it's raining and I'm lazy, instant noodles can save my lunch. I don't really like to eat instant noodles cos it's not nutritious at all. But for these days.. no choice. And I finally tried making the food that I like most: fried egg!!!!

















Since I'm so bored, I went to find out more about SNSD. At first sight, I liked yoona. But after watching their videos in variety shows etc, I like taeyeon most, jessica next! haha.






taeyeon has a much better personality though, I feel.


Both can sing well!





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I think I know why I'm always so kanjiong when I'm driving.

instructor: "快点踩CLUTCH 不然车会死掉！“

-.-"

It's the 死掉 that worries me. Instead of referring it to the engine, I always thought that it referred to the car crash..

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這些海鮮捕吃可吃
知不可吃　捕吃可吃　知不可吃可
不吃不吃不吃克制不吃土司　跟我學一遍來

-周杰伦 水手怕水-


like a 56k modem, it is ridiculous
weijian

the burning passion that makes ur life seem meaningful..

It's something that people have in different stages of their lives, but at different times. That's why it can be doused by others who aren't feeling it, yet are around u. This passionless attitude seems more practical, but eradicates the driving force. Wet blankets..

激情, 天真, 幼稚 vs 冷漠, 实际, 从命

Actually I only act 一个 懂 luh..

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So bored nowadays that I have to resort to playing dota to kill time. But I learnt sth. The so called team spirit, is only knowing what each individual needs to do, and do it well, plus a bit of chemistry to cover up for each others' mistakes, but only when necessary. Imagine the whole of your team is covering someone's weakness all the time. Each one of them will forget his role, and in most cases, it's farming gold. Where is the progress?

Team spirit and individualism, contrasting yet interlinked.

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After the debut of 那些年 我们一起追的女孩, so many people have been crazy about it. You can see quotes, videos, photos at google sogou forums facebook everywhere. I even finished reading the ebook version.

Crazy huh.

It will be really cool if I can write a book about my life. See, I have the botak period in sec 3 too! My reason was.. not really sure what the reason was.. I thought short hair seemed cool ba. And I still think short hair is very cool now. Either short and neat, or long and styled. Anywhere in between in half-fuck, like now.

Anyway the main point is the author has penned down his unforgettable moments, but these are only relevant to him. I thought for a while, and realised I do have some memorable events too that can harness the inner nostalgia in me..

The best part? That some other people remember them as well..

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I think I'm starting to get the hang of driving. Need more practice though. A stupid wild dog was in front of my car, slowly quadrupedal-ling forward. It turned its head around and "oh, there is a car".

But it didn't move away or move faster.

zzzzz, I was so scared that I might knock it down. My instructor asked me to drive faster some more. Stressed from the sandwich. Some how, we got past the dog o.o

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I lead a sad life with my useless brains. I didn't think of extracting wisdom teeth before putting on braces. My dentist told me that I can't extract wisdom teeth when I am putting on my braces. Now he told me can. W.T.F. I dunno what to say luh. What a scam. Now, I have to pay for my extraction. Sigh. 脑袋不中用，就得上一堂宝贵的一课。看来我还得上很多很多堂课。 But I will not let him extract my wisdom teeth. Bloody scammer. Sibei dulan. Especially when I got owned in a field that I am unfamiliar with. Retribution will befall.

How 贵 is 贵? 1.6k

1.6k + 3.8k + 2k (driving) = 7.4k

What the keyboardlaptopcomputer!?

That means I have to save on self-leisure and earn more money to make up for it. No more fun.

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Went to marutama ramen again with jianyu derek chaochao. Armour gathering looool. Poor chaos still has 1 more year to go. But cos of the wisdom teeth thing, I wish I didn't have to ord so early..


Anyway the ramen was not as good as ever. The insides of the egg became hardboiled style zzz. Substandard and inconsistent. But the soup was goood.

Chose wrong place to chill. We should chill at a neighbourhood place so that we can save money and go home easier.

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I can see my posts are all quite negative. What a pessimist. This guy needs some hope and enlightenment man. 但一波未平，一波又起。真令人无法乐观。






<------loooooool










-柯震東&陳妍希 漂流瓶-


like what SNSD jessica said in "the boys", GG
weijian

you are the watermelon of my eye

Why, I like watermelon more ma. Haha.



watched this movie with cheeyee kaisheng jianyu kokli


reminds me of the comparatively more carefree sec schl days..



sth that boys/girls schools won't have




taiwan seems pretty much like sg. That's why this movie is so relevant to me, and to many of us.
But you need to take away the angmoh part in sg. There are too many people who advocate the western culture. It's a completely different feel. While I have to agree that English is more proficient and versatile, I will always prefer Mandarin.

As expected, normally the cool guy will become normal, the average guy will shine, the poor guy will earn lots of money. Their lives are roughly the same as what has been planned for me and many singaporeans, or rather, what has been fixed by the society. So, uni here I come! Interesting ending.. though it's not the happiest ending that I would want T.T

And I like Michelle Chen's demure image.

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driving was better today! :D Less scary. Still have problems with 1st gear, but should be ok in 2 more lessons I guess. Give me a com and a mouse and I can play decent dota. Give me a steering wheel, an accelerator pedal, a brake pedal, a clutch pedal, a manual shift knob and a glass of water and I'll drift like a cloud.

Man, driving is expensive!

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don't understand why some people can be so passionless and cold. really really really sick of this. totally opposite of the attitude I had towards them. why? why? i'm so not worth the time?

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Surprisingly, new album! So many albums le and still composing his own songs! That's the way man, I don't regret supporting you at all. I mean moral support, not support through the purchase of your album though heh.



But not all songs are nice luh.



Nevertheless thanks for the music.



And thanks for the memories that I derive from hearing your songs. EG: daily 以父之名 played from the jukebox in bpghs. It's a very cosy feel.

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we all need reminders once in a while..

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NO MORE GUARD DUTIES LOLOL! Screw it. I'll never become a security officer.

I think I prefer to be in camp than at home for this period. The daily schedule is now breakfast, sleep, first parade, pt, sleep/watch video, lunch, sleep/watch video, dinner, sleep/watch video, RO, sleep/watch video. Nice? VERY! Beats stoning at home, because I'm very lazy to watch videos at home.

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used all that he had
like draining 101ml of water from a 100ml water bottle
trying to narrow the gap
but all that happened
was similar to constructive plate movement


那些年错过的..

-胡夏 那些年-


like a bad experience with a spoilt vending machine, what you get might not be equivalent to what you gave
weijian

all-time lull

I couldn't have imagined the life I've been having now. So carefree, so carrefour... almost an ntuc.

I've been spending time surfing the net for tech info, like jailbreaking and its pros and cons, how to prolong battery life, how to make 3g faster, why starhub sucks, blah blah. I can safely assure myself that my brain has never been geared towards techy stuff. I spent 2 days trying to resolve the starhub issue, and though I finally found a method to improve on its connection, I still don't know why it works. 2 days later, I removed that installation and starhub 3g works again. wth?

But I like it when technology has improved my life :) I need some tech geek to enlighten me!

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Finally, finished boys over flowers.





my fav male character! I feel that he deserves a better girl.









my fav female character! what the.. 4 years?! impressive








That drama ended abruptly, with 2 couples ending up with each other after 4years. I like happy endings! But poor jihoo.. That's like pri6-sec4, or sec4-now. Sooooo long T.T

Oh well, I need a break before watching another drama series. Still deeply absorbed in boys over flowers.

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First practical driving lesson! Oh my godz. It's so damn hard! What clutch, accelerator, then clutch, then change gear wthhhh!? It'll be a miracle if I ever get used to changing gears, braking, and the hardest of all, starting from gear 1. My instructor's "EEEEHHHHHHH 不要那么大力" only made me more kanjiong. But comparing his 26/hr to my 30/hr tuition, I think he's a having a hard time teaching as well.

Soon. Soon I'll be driving like this











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Went to queensway to practise my bargaining skills!




Conclusion: don't bargain with indians; they won't budge. They'll just neh neh neh neh u.

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Then I mustered all my strength to pu-pu-pu-pu-pump it up, and back it up like a tonka truck. At least now I feel better than right after wallaby that period.

Still very disgusted by some ppls' thick layers of protein..

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played badminton with kokli jerm jingyang zhenghui watay jingyang junyuan sam. I like badminton!! My body really can last very long.. it just got warmed up after 2hrs of playing -.-

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aihsssssssss. I dunno how to do 2 A level qns!! Why! rj hc nj aj all the other schls are ok. But pj killed me!! 2 holy qns from pj!! O_O And these 2 qns came out in my last 2 lessons! And 1 of them my tutee knows how to do while I don't! O_O This is horrible. Time to consult amyas the genius. But meanwhile, my income is soon going to be $0 for 1 month..

And because A level questions are so much more challenging than O level ones, A level tuition offers a more exciting 2hrs than O level. But then the time taken to revise my work.. hmm.. I'm not sure if it's worth it anymore. $ + excitement + 2hrs-that-seem-faster against stress-free + more personal time + superiority. See how see how.

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I lost my motivation


那画面太美我不敢看

-蔡依林 布拉格广场-


like gwang soo in running man, my words are drowning
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为什么有为什么?

That's a rather boring long week off!

Push-ups are harder to do now -.- whattt.. only 1month's break from it leh. So hard to climb back again..

Singing session with kokli and jianyu! vitas challenge again wahahaaha. 3 ppl 4hrs just nice :) maybe slightly over?

Then watched with ghim boon kai tng kok




not really worth the time in the movie theatre lol. This is a download-more-worth-it movie.


That's why I don't like ang mohs. Too open. 20?! I haven't even had one.







watched this at home. LOLOL! a wild crazy movie that's surprisingly amusing :D Fortunately no one died from the alcoholic insanity. transvestite is.. zzz ultra turn-off.













When I'm bored,




yeaaaa I'm lagging behind by 2 years I know. But I just decided to try this.

Seriously, do koreans have a significantly decreased peripheral vision or what?! Or they just lack the sense of awareness?! All these are apparent from korean shows! They can't seem to see their sides without turning their heads! LOL!






sigh*. Nothing seems to be going right these days.

bangkok's flooding is.. a very sad case. Why so suay?! seriously? But thanks jane for coordinating the booking and such. I feel guilty for not involving myself a bit more for the trip. My only contribution, research on bangkok's shopping areas, just got doused by that literally "wet" blanket.
That's not all. spooktacular was a mega fail. I felt quite sad actually. I thought it looked so fun. But I didn't want to debit my bank account any further. It's painful. Plus my expenses for these 2 weeks has exceeded 1k. w.t.f. 2weeks. Lets not just say my mother is unhappy with it. I, too, feel it's troublesome to collect payment. They say 谈钱伤感情. Plus the fact that it costs 1dollar more per person for online ticketing, I think it's a no-go. Maybe next time I'll be desperate and go for online booking ba.
And however hard I try to convince myself that I'm not a 吃玻璃长大的人, a small portion of me still thinks otherwise. Perhaps I've placed too high a priority on this. I know I'm someone who is easily influenced. Because of influences, I've slackened a lot. But I shouldn't be, because then I wouldn't be myself. Yet, most of the people out there are like that, with bad habits and such. What can I do? I won't lose out if I follow, but I'll lose myself if I do...
Then again, I wondered. I asked. I got " 谁叫你贪玩?" yea, who? why the fuchsia did I seek fun? I have now decided that it doesn't do me any good. Apparently, for so long, I've been mindlessly doing it. Just like when I played maple, just like how ppl can go clubbing every week, just like how ppl can play computer games all day long: just do only. It's when u stop to ponder the rational, then logic will get back its control. Maybe I could be a better person if I sought less fun. Maybe then I could value my self-esteem more.
About the art of pursuit, I mulled over another concept. "love sought is good, given unsought is better". Why? Sure it seems good from the receiver's point of view. But wouldn't one appreciate it more if it is obtained through one's efforts? And if that's the case then everyone will be waiting for it. Nothing will happen.
Who knows?


monday went back to camp, tues-fri off, monday going back again, tues-mon off again. Shiok!

O level is here, O level tutees are gone.

-ss501 because i'm stupid-


like a mrbean's teddybear, you hold a special meaning
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superman returns

ahhh yes. Can you smell? What the rock. Is cooking?

No, I'm referring to the smell of ord. *sniff ahhhhhh.


So what's up for wallaby 2 yo.




Actually everything's the same. Just that now there are basins and mirrors. So I guess the facilities are better?









company mission exercise, battalion mission exercise, 3 days break, ATEC stage 2, 4 days break, live firing, R&R

yup that's all. 说来话长, 感触良多, all too personal to be published.











the highlight of this picture is not me. It's the guy at the bottom left hand corner-mr tan kok li. Fabulous soldier camouflage. I didn't realise it was him until 4 days after I saw this photo;I thought it was a patch of grass all along. That's wat happens when you apply ur SAF camo cream properly. GG ENEMIES.











My mind was filled with 蓝宝 by 卢广仲 for 1week+, quite interesting haha. come on sing with me sing with me I~~ oh I~ I see~ the rainbow in the sky... wonderful memories of me singing with noel.

NO MORE OUTFIELD, NO MORE CAMOUFLAGE CREAM, NO MORE FIRING!!

On the last day,



hoooom. That was how strong the wind was. Blew down lots of tentages. But who cares? only 30 ppl left behind at north camp!



No idea who that guy is, but he sure is sleeping like a boss.








During R&R,





yea, helmets on -.- So everyone was imitating platoon sergeant or sergeant major "EH EVERYONE GO AND PUT ON UR HELMETS. CAMO ON!"












inside the clay mine, there were footprints of dinosaurs!














looool a Singaporean auntie actually asked me if this bag of pills really work cos she didn't read the instructions..












The view was breathtaking from the top of the gold mine. The water is known to be extremely acidic.


There were fool's gold littered all over the place. Some of us were busy scavenging for our souvenirs.







Genuine gold. High density.















And of course, the long awaited night gathering for platoon 9. Some of us watched running man and we used their games to entertain us. Fun fun fun :D



We had lots of drinks and around 10 bags of chips but we couldn't finish!



When you don't wash ur hair properly and frequently, your hair grows slowly. True story.
coupled with the fact that I had a preceding wallaby-haircut, I might as well go around shouting "magic claw!" like a mapler with toben haircut

T.T

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ha, what a fool


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singing session on wednesday with jingx yuanwei noel jingyang j.lo

not bad, but most of them were sick :(

after that, we went to marutama ramen





SHIOK! ESPECIALLY THE EGG! yuanwei was promoting the awesomeness of the egg to us. $1 per egg leh. BUT IT'S HOLY SHITTY NICE!

A must-visit the next time I go central!







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One of my tutees just discarded me cos of his school's "intensive math revision". Does that mean he learnt enough from me, or does that mean I've never been of help to him? Anyway that still means a loss in income :(

My A level tutee got B for hc prelims! Ahhh.. Ok not bad but not good either. He scored the same as his midyr zzzzz.

need more $ for bangkok shopping and post-ord events..!

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project ppn should be continued, but it needs a new impetus..

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翻开回忆角落
仔细回味当初
原来是我
错
..

-王力宏 爱错-


like a clown, I entertained
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wallaby 2

Just on the night before my flight, I decided to pen down my thoughts and feelings for the past 2 weeks. If not, I might just forget this awesome period. Yea, quite fun.

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3days in camp week. Thought I earned a free off, but the tradeoff was to be company IC. It really doesn't pay to owe others favours. Being the company IC wasn't really that bad. But still, I have the responsibility of ensuring the attendance of soldiers. Basically, company IC is the scapegoat for everything that goes wrong.

"How long do you need to report strength?" - ask them?! not me!? now it's my fault for not rushing them
"Why is HQ platoon so slow?" -ask them!?!?!?!?!?

Yea, retarded system. Guy X does something wrong, guy Y takes the blame, Guy Z gets punished.

Nights out spy kids.




super super fail 4D effect. Scratch & smell totally didn't work out. I can't smell no shit! No one can't smell no shit! Pretty boring kids' show with irritating kids at the back screaming and laughing at every single trying-to-be-funny scene. But there's jessica alba :)











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01 guys outing. Actually only ghim kokli jianyu kaisheng.



Not bad! Got to give him credits for some parts of the movie haha. Johnny English was much funnier. Or was it a I would have laughed more if I were younger?














Anywayz that week's highlight was 01 nanxiang restaurant with huimin swusan kokli kaisheng jianyu kenneth. $200+ bill O_O Should have invested in more discount papers. But to do this, you need a group of friends who are free, willing to spend, and willing to spend with u. That's the only thing that is holding me back from koping all the coupons.

The food was like oral sex. Golden fried rice ahhhh. 咸蛋炒虾 ahhh. XLB was okok i think.

Then soya bean milk at rochor beancurd. Chillax snorlax.

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Another 3days in camp. Good life ah, relacjack! LOL Relacjack!? wtf is relacjack?! Jingx came up with an explanation for this term by our CSM.

Once upon a time, there was a boy named jack. He was very lazy and his mum sent him to the market to sell their cow. However, jack, being a very relac boy, traded the cow for 5 magic beans and went home early.
Jack from jack and the beanstalk story -> slack -> relacjack. LOLOL


Mega haircut. The auntie called it the "wallaby hairstyle" -.- Kokli says I look like the maplestory character with the toben hairstyle, aka centre parting. Thanks kokli. Love his comparison. Nvm this will probably be the last time that my hair is this short!


On tuesday, there was a company cohesion. Each platoon got 2 steamboats. Ok, the food not very nice, but the beer and the drinking games are 赞! Introducing beepbobeepbo and some standing game from the running man. Ah, I love these games cos I find myself having a hard time to lose everytime! But I dun mind losing and doing forfeits.

After the cohesion, some of them wanted to have a slumber party at section 1. I went over for a while, but decided to go back and sleep properly. Why such a wet blanket? Thanks to the cold weather these days, my nose was utterly blocked. It's like in the pokemon game, you ride a bike down lavender town and you can't cross the junction because you are blocked by snorlax and you don't have a pokeflute. You can also see it as appearing inside a room, with dozens of hot pretty girls, that has no door. Yes, you've got it. It is frustrating and suffocating.

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While the city of townsville is under the motivation of uni socialisation and ord, there have been reports of mojojojo attacks. Looks like uni life is going to be stressful. Is it still worth looking forward to it? Somehow, I think my perception of uni could be twisted towards the optimist's side.

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Karaoke session with junhe kokli junyang sly zhenghui jeremy. I tried to sing songs that weren't usually sung by ppl hehe. Not bad! I like the part when we all tried vitas's opera 2. FUN! Been wanting to give it a try but can't scream at home.

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Friday fright night!





Lame plot, but scary. I can see why it's a comedy also lol. More exciting towards the end.

Actually the more impt factor is the actresses are hot.










Sat, celebration for kokli's and qingping's birthday! huimin qp jas kokli jaisheng cheeyee ghim boon. qp's a happy girl with bryan. Icecream cake form swensen's! w/o steel knife and w/o one of the candle holder. Good job swensen's staff from plaza sing. China worker again. Always the problematic ones.

Just as boon and I expected, no one else wanted to have a drink and chat. Sigh. Then jianyu was able to make it for a drink + to go congratulate qp with his sincere appearance, so the 3 of us plus a jasmine went to yellow jello. huimin and friends were also there, so erm ok I'm not very open actually. Ok the chat was quite difficult but still, not too bad, sensitive topics that we wouldn't usually share. Music was very loud, but can't dance cos the atmosphere just wasn't there. Garrr. Holding on to jianyu's promise of going to club after ord.
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The next day was a family outing at some place with waterfall at msia. Can't rmb malay names. It was machiam like a racial harmony day. But correct luh, I'm in msia, not sg.





damn cooling water. very fresh also.

















act yi ge want to jump down from the waterfall. but half a metre down got platform alr.








act yi ge cute











I bet no one's more happening than me alr. 1 day before flyoff can go waterfall and play :D






my.. I don't know how to address them. But they are my relatives. jiongqi was super cute. Superb imitation skills. High potential to be an entertaining celebrity! So cute.. just like how I was when I was young. ><







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mixed feelings at this point of time. Sigh. I worry for the whole 5m long list of ppl who will miss me.

别带我去远方 我不想去远方
我只想待在家 陪你说说话

No. For my country. For my family. For my friends. For ORD! HERE I COME, AUSTRALIA! (only the rural part, thanks a lot)


like a cat on hot bricks or 热锅上的蚂蚁, I'm not anxious at all
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