saturdays always pass by so quickly

Sunday
first time to IMM after many years. i think got more than 6years. Seriously haha IMM CHANGED A LOT TO ME! Last time it was all white i rmb. whr's the Toy's'rus?? Totally changed man.

And we saw this interesting stuff:

Some Doctor Fish thingy. $5 for 10mins. k lor go try...

trust me. IT'S FREAKING TICKLISH. We "ARGGHHH" for the whole 5mins hahahaha. Nice experience. I think my feet smells good. Yummy

Then thr was this DAISO $2 bucks japanese shop. ya tt thing is $2 only. good for cheerleading!

Saturday

Wanted to play bball and then the rain had to come. Rains always come at the wrong time. Then swusan came up with lots of ideas to do in a shelter while waiting for the rain to stop. But sadly we only played one game :p AHH i wanna play basketball!



miscommunication -> misunderstanding etc etc. V sian cos this can't be avoided and i dun like it! D: Damn hard to explain and be frank urgh... how huh. Hope this kind of things dun screw up my life. i watched enuf dramas to know how powderful it can be. like u open the tap and get ready for water to come out but powder rushed out instead.



Then we watched this movie: The Proposal. i wanted to watch this last time already but i wasn't tt keen to spend money for self-enjoyment then..


Nice and funny show. The alternate ending is screwed up -.-











And this one:




from 0:29
Margeret: oh my god, what is that!?
Andrew: i'm sorry. *无奈
Margeret: what is it?
Andrew: it's morning *trying hard to explain

LOL!? It's funny cos it's true hahahahaha. And then i see some ppl commenting online "i finally get the [it's morning] joke from the proposal after my 50th time watching" slow~

Next week is a IP MAN 2 week!! Can't wait already!

like a pillow, i'll cushion u
weijian

cat? wat's that. Is it edible?

sorry i think i v 贪吃. Always wanting to kop 1 more night snack :( For my tummy, i'll restrain! oh look! it's shrinking!

wa this 5 days...my morale was damn low at first. Then it slowly rose...cos the weekend is coming! Man, if i dun see this weekend as some powerful-fun-relaxing and get-to-see-normal-ppl session, i'm so going to die this week. Hope is important! But i'm losing it...

I thought Ninja was very inefficient until i entered Cougar. 50 ppl can finish drawing arms in 3.5mins thr, while 10 ppl need 15mins to settle it here. Hmm...are u thinking wat i'm thinking? And! I think ns really made ppl turn "smart"!

SGT: my time now: 1243
us: 1243
SGT: i give u all 25mins. Fall in here at 1305
us: ?!?!?

Thoughts...i still think a lot. Think bout this and that then dunno wat else i can do also. How great it would be if i can read ppls' minds...

no this is totally not true haha! But look at how simple his world is...

like a sloth, i'm trying to compete with a snail
weijian

nice weather on a nice sunday. yet, i'm at home

I spent like 4hrs packing my bag! Not all 4hrs on packing bag though...some slacking around + use com time. Hate packing stuff ! Cos i know tt i'm gonna unpack them, and pack again, and unpack, and pack AHH freaking troublesome.

So i went to surf around and found smth:

So i'm not the only one! And i only watched parts of The Ring lor :( Enough to scare me already

And i found out that there are 2 versions of Happy Birthday Song!

Singapore Style, or the one tt i always sing:

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday to you wu (or replaced by any name)

Happy Birthday to you

The other version:

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to you

If i nvr rmb wrongly, there are 2 versions of the abc song too!

The swusan version:

abcdefg

hijkLMN

opqrstu, vw, xyz

The version tt I and the rest learnt:

abcdefg

hijkLMNOP

qrs, tuv, wx, y and z

hmm...so which 1 is the correct 1!!

I happen to spend my day wowing at the amazing...

Aquatica SeaWorld Theme Park! seems fun sia. I love exciting stuff like this. Genting too! ahh 好怀念. Lost most of my genting photos last time cos they were in my old com and my old com died :(

like a cracked glass wall, i'll hold on till the very end

weijian

nightmare is restarting

So had a 01 outing again! planning is getting harder n harder...

Went to swusan's hse to have fun! Watched The Doll Master... Spooky movie. I always put myself into the characters' shoes so...scary movies are really scary. The Doll Master was scary at parts whr ppl suddenly turn their heads and thr, a head popped out. And at all the going-to-be-scary-parts, i looked at the side of the screen haha! It helps! I wonder what i will do if i were to watch scary movies on big screen...cos i cant look away from the screen or i'll lose that part, and i cant look straight into the screen cos i...u know..haha

daidee game...i nvr get higher than commoner haha. And we watched this:

Shutter Island! Chim show, but everything made sense at the end haha. Suddenly everything "changed" for him. Like one day u woke up and someone tell u "hey, u're actually a cat. i got evidence..."

Then dinner + talk cock at burger king.

Half-way through the movie, i got reminded of monday...of reality. Sigh..

like a patient patient, i'm patient (suddenly this word seems foreign to me)

weijian

they threw me into a toilet bowl

I'll say how cock up it is.

"u can go online and check ur posting from 10am" ---> i waited till 2pm

"u all are from the enhanced leadership batch. most of u will go into command schl" ----> i didn't. most of my frens didn't

"hey hi. so erm, i give u lower rank, give u shit jobs, tough trainings, but i give u lower pay kk?"

ok, armoured infantry troopers. wat's tt?

so i went online, hoping to find smth like "hey grats, slack!"

see how hopeful i am now?

ok luh see how it goes.

Here's 1 funny army video tt my bros found (dunno why they go find)

funny yet true! Oh the army is hokkien-ish, sorry for canto ppl :(
and the china man is super LOL!!! "你可以讲华语吗? 我的英语不是很好"


like a tank, i hope to be filled with fish, not soldiers
weijian

rub-your-tummy-contest

Wednesday 14/4
Section 3 decided to have the first n last outing tgt. Went to some lousy hotpot culture to eat. Not nice 1. 菜饭 buffet sia. The only nice thing was the chocolate fondue cos it was my first time eating! uhm yum yum... Then dunno whr our photo went... sad section 3.



Thursday 15/4

Oh this is a super super nice day. Went to Jurong East Swimming Complex which is located in jurong west. Who got to enjoy the lovely waters in jurong!? me kaisheng jianyu and choonboon. smart. I like the yellow slide. It's fast n furious! And it's yellow! The lazy pool was quite cool too. we looked at each other rounds after rounds and did the "hey 1 more round?" eye signal. Cos the current really good, better than sentosa 1.



Then I had a sing-song session with kokli jianyu kaisheng swusan. Shiok. Just tt our voice cannot make it HAHA. swusan pro lo. so with sing song session, we talked cock too. Just 1 more activity to make it a talk-cock-sing-song-play-mahjong combo! too bad i dun like mahjong :(



Happy Qiang Day!

so nice...my family went to sakura to celebrate his birthday. So u know wat happens thr with 3 hungry boys lurking around. We grabbed food like 3 octopuses. happy munching...





















and we cont munching...


until our tummy started to pop out. NOOOO! i'm starting to think how many sit ups i shld do to make my stomach look shapely again...any shape but round pls. I rmbed jokin tt we might 1 day sit down on a chair at the hawker centre and rub our tummies as pasttimes...like wat uncles always do. Now i think it might come true heh

like a mouse that just found a cheese factory, i'm happy
weijian

popped a pill like jack and jill

I got this stupid headache that gives me throbbing pain.. How? Each time my heart thumps, my head *bomp once and it hurts like shit! for 7 hrs some more! here it goes again: BOMP -.-

So, i spent my whole day in the hospital yesterday. SHIOK.

me: *waited for 2.5hrs for my turn

doc: yoz. so wat's ur problem?

me: oh i got this friggin pain headache that happens whenever i do any activity that causes blood to rush into my head quickly.

doc: i see. i dun think that's a problem. i'll prescribe some painkillers to u.

me: but it's been like this starting from 2weeks ago! i was perfectly fine 2weeks ago!

doc: i see. i still dun think that's a problem. bb

then i had to wait here n thr again to get some weirdo mild painkiller -.- Luckily i dun have to pay cos i'm a ns man. Total of 5hrs gone just like that! And before the headache kills me, i hurried to my bed and struggled to sleep -.- Headache sucks.

Here's some photos of my buddies who went through 9weeks with me overseas:

edmund jason and me. edmund's my buddy. jason's just opp our bed. So e 3 of us are always tgt hahaha.

and here are my parents

Finally got to watch 14 Blades thanks to vivien! Nice fighting scenes!

To end off, here's a smart qns asked by swusan: What kind of animal is spongebob huh?

HAHA

like a hippo which banged into ur head, my headache's super powerful

weijian

the fun zoo day

seen a lot of animals except for the elephant :( monkeys are super cute, especially the small ones...kangaroos are cute too. Oh shit a lot of animals are cute!

We saw some sign that says smth like in the past, an emu could be traded for a woman. LOL so we wanted to trade qingping for the emu inside!

group photo with an emo boon thr. the photographer asked "do i include him?" LOOOL

ah too bad we nvr take photo with jane n zhian.

haha! i like this! all so toot...

imitation again...and still waiting to see swusan's imitation

After dinner etc...we went to watch movie.

THIS MOVIE IS FREAKING HILARIOUS!! i laughed until my tears dropped lor! very nice..

and then vivien n qingping went on to chiong mangoes with their hands...-.- that's v powerful. i cant even eat a mango properly with a spoon.

Never had such a happy day for v long... It was a v fun outing

like a crocodile, i wait for my chance

weijian

POP LO!!

BYE TEKONG!

So...9 weeks have passed. This time it ain't a blinking of an eye man. 9weeks felt like half a year. BUT IT'S OVER WOOOOOOOO!




I tried my scanner and it works! Looks like i'm not a techno-retard afterall...

Ninja! look at the floating sergeant LOL! photoshop is sooo fake.








This 9weeks of training will be v memorable...

Do u always see ants walking in a straight line? Cos they are following the leader; the rest are probably blur cocks so they just follow the "guy" in front. SAME FOR ARMY LOL! recruits running in a straight line hahaha.

Oh yes! share smth here:
go google.com and type who is the cutest then click on i'm feeling lucky. smth sweet thr haha. or sour...i dunno O.o


Not to forget...
HAPPY VIVIEN DAY!

tmr is a moo moo day and a zoo zoo day and a saturday!

like a wave, i'm waving
weijian

because i can't sleep till u're next to me

sleep is powerful. it fast forwards your time. 7hours of sleep suddenly feels like 15mins...

whoa this week quite happening man. Recruits' Evening, Movie Screenings, Games Day etc etc

Oh i made a great achievement this week. My 2.4km timing broke the holy 9! 9.51!! dun siao siao leh...means next time i run faster than 9.51 liao...ok but my ippt still cui.

And i gained weight again. 1kg++ yes, no doubt, that's muscle mass HAHA. ok i dunno actually. by right, i should have an extra dumbbell popping out of my body cos i gained like 5-6kg.

ya by right.

Clash of the Titans:

It was ok lo. Very expensive ah movie tickets... The 3D doesn't really enhance the movie also. I like the part against medusa.

And of cos...

HAPPY CLARENCE DAY !

i think we changed. i mean, look at the heads haha. boon was funny. look at his hands...sergeant major!

like tonight, i'm so yesterday
weijian