the truth hurts, and lies worse

Meet my buddies..



Boiling water, normal water, pipagao, rhino horn water, strepsils, luohanguo, panadol..




Without them, I''d be dead by now.





Among all my buddies, pipagao is the best!







What, just 3 weeks without fruits and my body is down?! I don't wanna go back to that permanent sore throat + block nose body again..



So I was looking forward to good Friday this week. I tanked the boring training and such, only to get a slight sore throat on my nights out and a horrible Thursday after that. On Thursday night, I knew I couldn't make it.

Indeed, Friday morning was a blast. A 1.77m and 65kg mass actually got disabled from some bacterial throat infection. I felt like a horse that got crippled when hundred of boys shot rubber bands at me. Horrible. It was a free-air-con day for me. Then I thought that I shouldn't survive so much just to skip that rare outing. So I clung onto courageous balls and persevered.

Luckily I went cos I didn't regret going haha. Singing with 10 other guys, eating porridge, drinking free hot barley + black faced waiters, wanton mee at crystal jade.. .. and all those whiles I had the stinging pain in my throat whenever I swallowed my saliva. Pain aside, Crystal jade is so overpriced for its mediocre food standard! Come my house I cook for you luh, charge you $6 can alr. I can switch on my air-con for you also. Confirm nicer and free flow plain water.

Took me long enough to realise that I can't project my voice loudly. No wonder people keep having the impression that I'm shy when I'm singing. I mean I do, but it's soft even when I tried my best. Looks like I can't be a garang-guni man next time. Great job to those who sang! Paiseh shen me!






Not to forget, I watched an old movie recently.. Click. I was so glad that he was given a second chance (cliche I know) that my tear glands unwillingly took control over my eyes. We're not so lucky to get second chances in life. I hope I won't live to regret..














I kinda like making noises to liven the atmosphere in parties or on high occasions.


like when you got frozen in the iceman game without knowing that the game had ended and everyone else had gone home, you played on
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like a vampire waiting for an invitation

Food never felt the same now.

Anyway it was an average week. I was looking forward to Friday night because I could get to party and choose whether to sit in the front or back seat. lol? The lyrics are so funny. Nah cos there's a dimsum treat for my bro's birthday hehehe. Had to bite, but still enjoyed :D The porridge at 瑞春 is holy shit nice. No joke. Went a lot a lot of times alr. Affordable price + yummy handmade food + aircon + retro feel + ah tiong service (but that's ok) + near mustafa (is this a good thing?). Woot.


And the cake was awesome. How did the chocolate look so solid and glitter with gleaming water droplets that condensed on it, yet melt like lava when it touched my warm smexy lips? This cannot be! How di... oh my. All was good... until one mouthful left remnants of chocolates struggling to break free from the metallic frames on my ironmanteeth.


Managed to catch this against-the-nature movie with what remained of 01-huimin jianyu kaisheng. Poor victims of papers and mandated slavery. I mean, army.



SANCTUM. HUALALA. It's cool! Talk about survival skills... And about killing someone to shorten his suffering... And about the effects of paranoia... or about long hair. LOL. ouch.














A rather short outing for a rather rare meet-up :( god bless all the wallet finders! you will be rewarded! (if you dun take the $$ inside)


Today was a see-people-you-know-day. First bernie booking in, then guo wei at the mac, then chen chao, then noel booking in, then zhili.



I'm on a watch-videos spree. This is probably why.

















soon?


like a tortoise, I withdraw to my shell- my sanctum sanctorum
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oh, the whines

Life for most people is like sin or cos graph. It's just ups and downs. Be glad yours is not a y = - x graph, which is just a down-slope to infinity.

After a few days of struggling, I finally tasted some meat. KFC roasta burger on Thursday some more. Ahhh, that's life. Still no vege though. Then on Saturday, the brackets. Phew, not painful. Some blue light thing supposedly triggered the reaction of a glue-like thing and bonded the brackets to my teeth. Looks promising.

--ok I was wrong. My front teeth, the incisors, hurt like mad. ouchhh. Back to porridge again. And while brushing my teeth, I realised I got 2 sensitive teeth! Got that horrible empty feeling when I brush that specific spot. ouchhh. I'm willing to trade this pain for a big black bruise on my legs, please.



I don't know what my brother wants. He put dirty shoes inside the house without anything below them, and still saw nothing wrong with it. Plus his super afk-blur-act dumb-look after I explained to him. It's like "oh ya, 1 + 1 = 2, how could I have forgotten it? I can't believe I'm so absent-minded but I don't wanna admit my mistake so I'll just stare back. Someone dig me a hole for me to hide my face please?" Couldn't he have shown a more apologetic face or just laugh it off or just do something to let himself 下台?


















I can't click with my vehicle commander, and I'm not going to try to interact with him again. His principle is to follow "the book" and go step by step. There will be butterflies, moths and maybe cockroaches in his stomach if he skips any step. Sorry huh, I don't believe in that. I believe there is always a better way to do things besides the systematic approach. If there is no shortcut in life, then roads will all be like grids on a graph. People will be walking like robots. Open up your mind luh, authoritative oron with a m in front of the noun referring to you. Want to be inflexible? Next time you want to travel from outram park to dhoby gaut, you better don't let me catch you taking the purple line. Go on, follow your 墨守成规 style, take green line to city hall, change to red line, then take to dhoby gaut.



Happy Birthday Vivien!


exams lol.


like hirry potter, you look really fit
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mmmm, blood

That's right, like a vampire. It tasted a bit.. bitter I guess? I dunno how to describe that taste and I don't understand why vampires and mosquitoes like it. Maybe they dunno the existence of koi? Or the lol bubble tea near lot 1? literal lol. lol. I drank blood the whole day while trying to swallow my saliva.

Speaking of which, bubble tea? I wonder when I will get to drink bubble milk tea with pearls again.. chewy chewy mm ba ba. Amyas told me he didn't have apple for a year! There goes my highlight of daily meals......... bye apple. See you soon.

Porridge porridge porridge. My mind and stomach are full of porridge now. If I open up my stomach and pour out everything inside, I could resell porridge! Cause I just swallowed mouthfuls of porridge without chewing or biting.


I miss you, comrades...


like PAP, I don't want to lose
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Happy like bird

Seriously!? I came up with a story as to why CSM used "happy like bird".

Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Ben. One fine day, Ben was in an English lesson. His teacher decided to teach him an idiom.
"ohhh cuties.. learn this! I am as happy as a lark!"
Confused, little Ben asked, " cher, what's a lark?"
"It's a bird!"

so lark=bird! I'm happy like bird!


Safety code of the day: a spill, a slip, and a hospital trip. Safety always.

fail? Jeremy's version: Take a chill pill, if not you will pew chiu.
LOL



The glaring lightbulb shone above my head, foreboding the impending doom as the masked man smiled behind his mask. With his silvery metallic tools, he dominated me. First, 4 jabs of insane numbness. When the numbness kicked in, I felt like a retard. There was this plyer that he used that was the most horrifying thing on earth. It held onto my tooth like a crab's pincer and he grabbed and turned it like he wanted to create another singapore flyer. Luckily there was no pain, or rather I couldn't feel any. Then there was the gruesome sound that indicated the detachment of my tooth. Times 4.

That was not the worst. The numbness was ridiculously annoying, and the incessant pain just wouldn't disappear. I drooled like there were hundreds of naked girls in front of me. Seems like that only way out is 3 pills. Gonna pop' em all. To the future me, I hope you know what I'm doing.

I've become so numb, I can't feel you there.



















Why are the bad guys so charming...















Happy Birthday Clarence!

I tried to run this week... Only managed a 1033 and after running, I felt as though someone punched me in the stomach. That lasted for 30s. Heng ah, I think it was over exertion only, not some crumbling body structure.

like a 3pin plug, I have 3 legs
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