is this a real thump?

I've been so busy these days.

So, here comes work! Good thing is I don't have to don office wear everyday. I think the more I wear these formal shirts, the more confident and comfortable I will be in them. Seems good for future presentations?




Office life is about computer, telephone, papers, stationery and a cup of coffee.











I was told that if I have nothing to do, I can do filing. -.-" I dislike doing filing. I don't even file my own worksheets during my school days?! Unless they were to be graded or I would be scolded if I didn't file, and these ppl who made me file were leesf vlee and slee. All Lee!? Seriouslee? Filing is what makes me so tired I think. My shoulder will ache. Oh and most importantly, filing is a brainless job. Separate into perm and temp, then arrange from a-z, then for each letter arrange a-z for second letter. I need my brains to be used!

While I was learning during the handover, I realised my attention span decreased significantly. I drifted off so many times, and had to force myself to get back on track. My memory is another facepalm issue. Even my handover aunty, oops, laughed at my ridiculously shrunken memory capacity. Is it due to army!? Or am I really so toot!?

Thankfully my colleagues and boss are nice people. I get to visit many different places for lunch everyday!





used to be my usual homedish: fried egg with bittergourd!















ice cream waffle at NYP!



After taking a look at the youngsters there, I'm surprised if someone from poly tells me he/she is not attached. Luckily I didn't go poly. My feeble heart and mind will never catch up with the 花花世界。




Still adapting..

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One of my relatives in msia







Loves to imitate people and follow the laughter of others even though he doesn't really know what's going on. He will definitely be a great entertainer next time!


Too bad I'm not close with him...









Why doesn't my family promote bonding amongst relatives? Sigh. Some times I really don't understand what the previous generation is thinking. I shall not see this from my generation onwards.

I see people organising events via facebook and I can't help but shake my head. Sure it's an easily accessible platform for many. But I feel that it's not personalised enough. Some people who don't go fb will miss it out totally. Attendance of people will also directly impact the outcome of that event. It's different when it's an sms. Is it me or does fb make one less insincere? Or is that the prevailing dominance of trolling these days? Trolling seems to be advocating cynicism when it's overly abused. And I seem to be cynical here too. Heck it. Trolling is still a great source for amusement.

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So I scanned around my workplace for 20+s and 30+s guys. I was horrified. So next time I'll be like that!? They don't really care about their outlook. Guys are nerdy thin and frail. Girls are aunty or have thick makeup.

Not their fault. They focused so much on work that they have no energy for other stuff. For now I should still be ok with my pushup regime. And running! Half marathon is coming! Ah even without marathon, I feel that I ought to run at least once a week to keep fit!

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swusan's mum generously treated us again! It just reminds me of how long this group of 01 people has known each other. I might forget NJ's school song, but never ever for BP's. Okay probably because NJ's is a malay anthem hahaha.

Finally met up with people with whom I have spent 1.5yrs on the field. It feels great. More for the soldiers than for the sgts though. Crazy bunch of guys haha. All of us have moved on with our lives, and many of them are super high flyers. Go ahead and fly, I'll prowl in sg haha. I'm not very ambitious u know, neither am I capable of being so.

guonian said sth like, "wa lao eh I'm sick of forming relationships with people and then they leave for 5years!" He was referring to people who will be going overseas for further studies.

That's why I find it so hard to make friends now. My heart can't really take this kind of thing. So I cannot be a teacher who is too committed, or a NSman who sees batches of soldiers come and go, or ... some other job that nurtures people and make them fly.

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Second wisdom teeth extraction! Whoa this time I felt more during the LA. I was so afraid of feeling the pain when he was sawing my tooth. "What if he didn't inject properly!?" And I tell u the needles are really not joking. They are sooooo long! Blah you got to have great mental strength to embrace it. They provoke painful thoughts, but are actually not even as painful as a fall. I clenched my fists though, I think they help to transfer some blood to my hands rather than my teeth so as to delay the relay of the "pain" message from gums to brain and back to gums again. Just joking, I got no idea how it really works.

Like last time, first thing I did after the surgery was to sleep. When I woke up, I didn't feel any pain! Hmm not bad! Then I went to eat my porridge and OUCH!? Slowly, I finished the porridge and... I went back to JMC to take my antibiotics cos I forgot to take -.- Another proof of my poor memory. Then at night, I ate tau hway and OUCH?! Slowly, I finished the tau hway and... rested. 2hrs later I ate my porridge and surprisingly the pain WAS GONE! GONE GONE GONE! YES!!! Amazingly! swusan if u're here, u can take my advice of eating cold food, helps to close wounds, stop bleeding, and thus gets rid of the pain! I think? haha.

But I had to test whether the pain was really gone. I took a ba gua and started eating. YUMYUM the bagua was delicious LOL! :D That concludes 90% of my wisdom teeth ordeal. Stitch removal next week woohoo!

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I will be brave
I will not let anything
Take away
What's standing in front of me

One step closer

-christina perri a thousand years-


like an admin boy, I thank you formally with my warmest regards
weijian

the burning passion that makes ur life seem meaningful..

It's something that people have in different stages of their lives, but at different times. That's why it can be doused by others who aren't feeling it, yet are around u. This passionless attitude seems more practical, but eradicates the driving force. Wet blankets..

激情, 天真, 幼稚 vs 冷漠, 实际, 从命

Actually I only act 一个 懂 luh..

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So bored nowadays that I have to resort to playing dota to kill time. But I learnt sth. The so called team spirit, is only knowing what each individual needs to do, and do it well, plus a bit of chemistry to cover up for each others' mistakes, but only when necessary. Imagine the whole of your team is covering someone's weakness all the time. Each one of them will forget his role, and in most cases, it's farming gold. Where is the progress?

Team spirit and individualism, contrasting yet interlinked.

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After the debut of 那些年 我们一起追的女孩, so many people have been crazy about it. You can see quotes, videos, photos at google sogou forums facebook everywhere. I even finished reading the ebook version.

Crazy huh.

It will be really cool if I can write a book about my life. See, I have the botak period in sec 3 too! My reason was.. not really sure what the reason was.. I thought short hair seemed cool ba. And I still think short hair is very cool now. Either short and neat, or long and styled. Anywhere in between in half-fuck, like now.

Anyway the main point is the author has penned down his unforgettable moments, but these are only relevant to him. I thought for a while, and realised I do have some memorable events too that can harness the inner nostalgia in me..

The best part? That some other people remember them as well..

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I think I'm starting to get the hang of driving. Need more practice though. A stupid wild dog was in front of my car, slowly quadrupedal-ling forward. It turned its head around and "oh, there is a car".

But it didn't move away or move faster.

zzzzz, I was so scared that I might knock it down. My instructor asked me to drive faster some more. Stressed from the sandwich. Some how, we got past the dog o.o

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I lead a sad life with my useless brains. I didn't think of extracting wisdom teeth before putting on braces. My dentist told me that I can't extract wisdom teeth when I am putting on my braces. Now he told me can. W.T.F. I dunno what to say luh. What a scam. Now, I have to pay for my extraction. Sigh. 脑袋不中用，就得上一堂宝贵的一课。看来我还得上很多很多堂课。 But I will not let him extract my wisdom teeth. Bloody scammer. Sibei dulan. Especially when I got owned in a field that I am unfamiliar with. Retribution will befall.

How 贵 is 贵? 1.6k

1.6k + 3.8k + 2k (driving) = 7.4k

What the keyboardlaptopcomputer!?

That means I have to save on self-leisure and earn more money to make up for it. No more fun.

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Went to marutama ramen again with jianyu derek chaochao. Armour gathering looool. Poor chaos still has 1 more year to go. But cos of the wisdom teeth thing, I wish I didn't have to ord so early..


Anyway the ramen was not as good as ever. The insides of the egg became hardboiled style zzz. Substandard and inconsistent. But the soup was goood.

Chose wrong place to chill. We should chill at a neighbourhood place so that we can save money and go home easier.

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I can see my posts are all quite negative. What a pessimist. This guy needs some hope and enlightenment man. 但一波未平，一波又起。真令人无法乐观。






<------loooooool










-柯震東&陳妍希 漂流瓶-


like what SNSD jessica said in "the boys", GG
weijian

I'd wait for the banana to be ripe, then I'll pluck it from the tree. But I can only hope that others won't pluck that unripe banana

DO YOU KNOW HOW SHIOK IT IS TO HAVE A BLOCK LEAVE?! NO HOMEWORK, NO STRESS! WHEEEEEE


Monday
Of course, holidays can't be THAT smooth-sailing. Monday guard duty with kokli. But still super relaxing hahaha. Under my influence, kokli got lazier and wanted to slack more :D It was a fun duty and time passed really quickly.

I used to think I'm not scared of cats. Now, I find them creepy O.O There was a wild cat roaming around the first floor, desperate for food. We couldn't feed it because it would just ask for more food instead of relying on its survival instincts to hunt. Nah, we didn't want to feed it cos it might just stay there forever and trouble us.




Anyway, the actions done by cats are mysteriously weird. Just look at this cat with an arched back. Eerie.



I prefer dogs.



Tuesday
morning tuition, afternoon gym with kokli guowei. Went to lot 1 at night for dinner and sampled 10 different brands of mooncake. That's when kokli n i thought of buying some quality mooncakes to share for 01, which was kind of fail.

Wednesday
morning badminton with army gang. Erm, boring. It can only be interesting if either 1. the guys are around my standard or 2. they are ppl whom i know v well or 3. they are interactive. So these guys don't talk (with the exception of jingyang cos he talked too much and his speech has no content) and I can't clique with them, and they also don't really play their best. So I dunno wat they were doing.

visited h&m with kokli. Oh my god. The stuff there is cheap and nice. Gotta earn more money.

went taka to sample like 50-70 different brands of mooncake with kokli.

why are we so gay. I have no idea. I wish I had a girl to accompany me instead.


Thursday
morning tuition. afternoon braces.
"帮我拿那个power chain来"
o_o
什儿!?
sounds really powerful. And of cos it hurt a lil. There is another wisdom tooth trying to grow out from the gums at my upper jaw T.T It feels like it's growing laterally also. GG


Then at night, a very impromptu night cycling at ECP! linwei jerm sam jingx kevin zhenghui me






























planned this long ago actually. But it was the 7th month last time, and Sam was very reluctant to go all the way to the east to cycle. So.. anyway it happened when I tapped on jingx's linwei's sam's and jeremy's enthusiasm and took over the conducting role.

I suggested playing 24 while we were resting. Then, we wanted to make the game more exciting. The last guy to think of the answer will have to stay behind for 30s, while the rest of us will proceed to the next pavilion and start the next set of cards. The person with the most number of cards at the end of the game would have to do a forfeit and I suggested shouting XXX at the jetty. Sadly, no one wants to do the forfeit -.- No game is fun without forfeit!

Anyway it was pretty fun. It's like running man, the variety show in korea, but we call it the "cycling man". And I could never lose LOL!


ate nasilemak at changi village. malays are just.. u know. scammed my money.
"FYI, I'm a REAAAALLL girlllll"
that's what a transvestite said when "she" and "her" friend walked out from the 7-11. I think she was talking to us. Then after "she" walked like 5m away from us, "she" pulled up "her" skirt and flashed "her" ass for us.
WTF. I KNOW. WTF. TURN OFF. the dragon totally cringed and shriveled. According to jingx, "she" was wearing a G-string. mmm sexy. WTF.


Anyway it was really tiring, except for the return trip along the road beside the airplane runway. 01 definitely couldn't tahan this trip. I wouldn't go so far on my own also.


Friday
morning tuition. Then another tuition in the evening, then the annual 01 mid-autumn fes gathering. I'd say the mooncakes weren't really popular. Sigh. Wrong flavours. But then again I dunno wat else we could do alr. At least ppl were singing to the songs and chillaxing.

Played 24 again. 01 girls are reaaalllll smart. Poor clarence lol. More forfeits!! :D

Late night movie:


isn't this movie nice. Funny and inspiring.

To have a muscular figure that looks like it got photoshop-ed onto your body. To get a grip of your manhood and dress like you should.










I wish I could drive a car.

3months90days13weeks

Saturday
noon tuition. Attended my cousin's wedding dinner at a restaurant in Novotel. I must say, it was a rather fail wedding. Uninteresting flow of events. No games. No astounding march-in or watsoever. Or maybe my standard's too high haha. Wedding is a once in a lifetime affair. Why not make it a blast for ur wife?

But then again, I'm too young to be speaking of weddings.





It's been some time since I've met up with them. I guess everyone has his own life, unless circumstances make people's paths cross, and only then can bonds be forged, but even so, maintaining it is another matter.


But that is when we are completely relying on destiny. Fate changes the circumstances that we're in, and our actions change fate.



Lastly, this was one good dinner, in terms of its food, because I've always thought wedding dinners are not supposed to fill ur stomach LOL! This was so filling!

And poor me, my face got red even though I only drank half a cup of red wine. -.- Then ppl come asking me "eh u ok ma? how much did u drink". -.- I shy luh can? Surrounded by pretty girls every time I drink. How can I not blush?

Sunday
morning tuition.

GGGGG. What I've been fearing of.. is here. Statistics. My tutee asked me to revise statistics with him. And all these while I've only been doing pure math. LOL. Can I study statistics in 1 week? Plus the fact that I have FTT test this friday and I haven't studied a single shit?

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You need to look 帅 before girls take a look at you, but if that girl really likes you, looks doesn't really matter that much. Self-contradictory isn't it.

That was one fun week.


And if we realised, I've got lots of tuition. That means 2 things. 1. I'm terribly exhausted from tuition. 2. I've got monehhh to spenddd, or save to spend later, or save to make more money, but also to spend later :D Life is about spending eventually.


十年之前, 我不认识你
十年之后, ..


like a stuntman, I'll stun you
weijian

beautiful girls all over the world and they got nothin on you

R5. The most worrisome thing on my mind right now. Last field camp in singapore! BUT FREAKING 4D3N!! I wouldn't mind if it was a holiday trip T.T




Finally the elastics stage for braces. Wa pain pain pain. And troublesome. Argh.











combat rations, tuna, choc bread, lychees, bottled drinks




woohoo! Another album that has a lot of nice songs, like stefanie sun's! YES!









Outing with archery team! Steamboat! Didn't really eat that much cos my teeth really hurt :( I enjoyed the bun and maggie mee though LOL! But also, I'm kinda reluctant to eat steamboat buffet because.... I need to save some $, and I'm on a project ppn! protein-powder-no! Or just trying to substitute words into my "ppn" of "ppnldd". -.-

bashing into the forest


As often as possible, I'm gonna train my muscles in the gym. I want to see how muscular I can look without protein supplement. But actually what I want is just a lean and fit body physique. Better try now or regret forever in the kopitiam during my 40s while drinking beer and crossing my legs right? That is also hard because most uncles watch soccer while drinking in the kopitiam and I am one of the few people who dislike soccer.

i wonder how i'm going to brush my teeth and change my elastic bands in field camp


Then outing with donghui wanting jianyu chaochao! Very random outing but not bad I guess :) Some catching up, but this clique is also quite comfortable to be in hehe.




good movie! I like rugby shows man... Like 'remember the titans' and 1 other, which I forgot. So inspiring.









Hope is lost.


like a full stop right after a comma,. how abrupt and awkward, but apparently real and wrong
weijian

breaking your barriers to entry

只剩下钢琴陪我..
安静 or 安静了?

A very eventful week.

First, on Monday morning, I finally took the effort and went to read up on what the hell general election is really about. After genius Amyas shed some light on me, together with the Mr Brown political jokes that I appreciated a lil last week, I eventually understood. Ok, that was quite dumb, but I really had no interest in politics... until now.

And my interest is only in the political jokes. HAHAHAHA. "5 years to live and repent". MM Lee's arrogance can be comical huh. And the funny fact that no one dares to contest the Tanjong Pagar GRC. Talk about the political veteran.

To show my support for PAP, (actually just to kaypo and see what a rally is like) jingx jerm kok junhe and I went to the Holland-Bukit Timah PAP rally. BORING -.- We thought it would be noisy and such, but I guess that will only happen in Aljunied.



Then, on Monday night, gokul suddenly told me "hey weijian, tell you something. Osama is dead."
o.o? I replied, "HUH? w..what? Is this a joke?"
"no, it's in the yahoo news."
LOL!? So I thought I'll leave it to the newspapers tmr to unveil the truth. IT WAS TRUE! So much for playing hide and seek all these years!



Gum infection. Some asshole food particle went into my raw gums and got infected, thereby spawning a blob of cancerous gum abscess. Once it gets poked, pus will ooze out like lava. Yucks. So I booked an appointment on Sat and had it removed. I had no idea how the dentist remove it, but I'm guessing he just scraped the whole shit out by force. T.T It was scary.



Friday night- party night! A very close and comfortable "meteor watching" session with kaisheng and jianyu. It was wonderful. I gained insights on certain things and shared some secrets. Everyone has secrets. It's so amazing how one always tries to hide it from others. I think it was fortunate that we have so few enthusiasts in such event, because sharing in a clique is different from sharing in a group.

And sharing is a wonderful activity, though listening is an even more awesome one.

comfortability vs closeness



I tried to give my tutee a wake up call on Sat. I had been teaching him the same topics over and over again for 2 weeks, 4 lessons. Each lesson, there is a test on the same few topics. He would understand but not memorise for himself. What the shit sia. And I thought understanding something makes memorisation easier?! His lack of aptitude is really sickening. And so, the wake up call was sort of a reprimand or a lecture, but in the absence of harshness. I hope he'll start to think for his future, just like how I hope for my brother to ignite his academic passion.


Watched...


Fast n Furious 5! I didn't think it would be so nice! Hot and pretty girls (really ah!), muscular guys (I wonder which shop vin diesel and dwayne johnson bought their arms from? SO BIG AND LOL), funny moments. Ah!



But my butt hurt! I can't sit for so long!




Trust and be trusted. Thrust, try not to get thrusted.



like going into a cave with a spoilt torchlight, your secrets may be dark, but trust me
weijian

like a vampire waiting for an invitation

Food never felt the same now.

Anyway it was an average week. I was looking forward to Friday night because I could get to party and choose whether to sit in the front or back seat. lol? The lyrics are so funny. Nah cos there's a dimsum treat for my bro's birthday hehehe. Had to bite, but still enjoyed :D The porridge at 瑞春 is holy shit nice. No joke. Went a lot a lot of times alr. Affordable price + yummy handmade food + aircon + retro feel + ah tiong service (but that's ok) + near mustafa (is this a good thing?). Woot.


And the cake was awesome. How did the chocolate look so solid and glitter with gleaming water droplets that condensed on it, yet melt like lava when it touched my warm smexy lips? This cannot be! How di... oh my. All was good... until one mouthful left remnants of chocolates struggling to break free from the metallic frames on my ironmanteeth.


Managed to catch this against-the-nature movie with what remained of 01-huimin jianyu kaisheng. Poor victims of papers and mandated slavery. I mean, army.



SANCTUM. HUALALA. It's cool! Talk about survival skills... And about killing someone to shorten his suffering... And about the effects of paranoia... or about long hair. LOL. ouch.














A rather short outing for a rather rare meet-up :( god bless all the wallet finders! you will be rewarded! (if you dun take the $$ inside)


Today was a see-people-you-know-day. First bernie booking in, then guo wei at the mac, then chen chao, then noel booking in, then zhili.



I'm on a watch-videos spree. This is probably why.

















soon?


like a tortoise, I withdraw to my shell- my sanctum sanctorum
weijian

oh, the whines

Life for most people is like sin or cos graph. It's just ups and downs. Be glad yours is not a y = - x graph, which is just a down-slope to infinity.

After a few days of struggling, I finally tasted some meat. KFC roasta burger on Thursday some more. Ahhh, that's life. Still no vege though. Then on Saturday, the brackets. Phew, not painful. Some blue light thing supposedly triggered the reaction of a glue-like thing and bonded the brackets to my teeth. Looks promising.

--ok I was wrong. My front teeth, the incisors, hurt like mad. ouchhh. Back to porridge again. And while brushing my teeth, I realised I got 2 sensitive teeth! Got that horrible empty feeling when I brush that specific spot. ouchhh. I'm willing to trade this pain for a big black bruise on my legs, please.



I don't know what my brother wants. He put dirty shoes inside the house without anything below them, and still saw nothing wrong with it. Plus his super afk-blur-act dumb-look after I explained to him. It's like "oh ya, 1 + 1 = 2, how could I have forgotten it? I can't believe I'm so absent-minded but I don't wanna admit my mistake so I'll just stare back. Someone dig me a hole for me to hide my face please?" Couldn't he have shown a more apologetic face or just laugh it off or just do something to let himself 下台?


















I can't click with my vehicle commander, and I'm not going to try to interact with him again. His principle is to follow "the book" and go step by step. There will be butterflies, moths and maybe cockroaches in his stomach if he skips any step. Sorry huh, I don't believe in that. I believe there is always a better way to do things besides the systematic approach. If there is no shortcut in life, then roads will all be like grids on a graph. People will be walking like robots. Open up your mind luh, authoritative oron with a m in front of the noun referring to you. Want to be inflexible? Next time you want to travel from outram park to dhoby gaut, you better don't let me catch you taking the purple line. Go on, follow your 墨守成规 style, take green line to city hall, change to red line, then take to dhoby gaut.



Happy Birthday Vivien!


exams lol.


like hirry potter, you look really fit
weijian

mmmm, blood

That's right, like a vampire. It tasted a bit.. bitter I guess? I dunno how to describe that taste and I don't understand why vampires and mosquitoes like it. Maybe they dunno the existence of koi? Or the lol bubble tea near lot 1? literal lol. lol. I drank blood the whole day while trying to swallow my saliva.

Speaking of which, bubble tea? I wonder when I will get to drink bubble milk tea with pearls again.. chewy chewy mm ba ba. Amyas told me he didn't have apple for a year! There goes my highlight of daily meals......... bye apple. See you soon.

Porridge porridge porridge. My mind and stomach are full of porridge now. If I open up my stomach and pour out everything inside, I could resell porridge! Cause I just swallowed mouthfuls of porridge without chewing or biting.


I miss you, comrades...


like PAP, I don't want to lose
weijian

Happy like bird

Seriously!? I came up with a story as to why CSM used "happy like bird".

Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Ben. One fine day, Ben was in an English lesson. His teacher decided to teach him an idiom.
"ohhh cuties.. learn this! I am as happy as a lark!"
Confused, little Ben asked, " cher, what's a lark?"
"It's a bird!"

so lark=bird! I'm happy like bird!


Safety code of the day: a spill, a slip, and a hospital trip. Safety always.

fail? Jeremy's version: Take a chill pill, if not you will pew chiu.
LOL



The glaring lightbulb shone above my head, foreboding the impending doom as the masked man smiled behind his mask. With his silvery metallic tools, he dominated me. First, 4 jabs of insane numbness. When the numbness kicked in, I felt like a retard. There was this plyer that he used that was the most horrifying thing on earth. It held onto my tooth like a crab's pincer and he grabbed and turned it like he wanted to create another singapore flyer. Luckily there was no pain, or rather I couldn't feel any. Then there was the gruesome sound that indicated the detachment of my tooth. Times 4.

That was not the worst. The numbness was ridiculously annoying, and the incessant pain just wouldn't disappear. I drooled like there were hundreds of naked girls in front of me. Seems like that only way out is 3 pills. Gonna pop' em all. To the future me, I hope you know what I'm doing.

I've become so numb, I can't feel you there.



















Why are the bad guys so charming...















Happy Birthday Clarence!

I tried to run this week... Only managed a 1033 and after running, I felt as though someone punched me in the stomach. That lasted for 30s. Heng ah, I think it was over exertion only, not some crumbling body structure.

like a 3pin plug, I have 3 legs
weijian