some day, these meanies will entreat for chances to polish my boots

hello new sgts. 自己人 ok, let's have a "fun" year ahead!

As expected.. the new sgts got "eaten up" by us. Uhm yum yum. It's like having a new teacher; must bully a bit to show our 5cents worth, no?

RUNNING AHHHHHHHH. I am so going to get gold for my ippt by hook or by crook, even if it means i have to cook. Maybe next year luh ok. 2 weeks to improve 45s sounds grueling. Gold gold gold gold gold gold... goh gets gold. Great.


weird. I prepared 10hrs+ worth of videos to entertain me for my guard duty but i only watched 2hrs of it! I guess the relation is like tt: sleep> videos> dota. Sleep is wonderful.


$_$ i need more money for uni... Any cute kid wants an efficient smart handsome kind gentle and the list goes on with all the synonyms of good values tutor?


like google, i'm feeling lucky
weijian

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

just a piece of crap, maybe another trash.

Intermediate close combat training. wow. I think it's training us to be giraffes. My neck got sooo stiff after that 2hrs session of learning how to fall down.

Went to watch Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 1! with huimin jasmine ghim boon kai ken tng. that's okay wasn't it? o.o

I like the crazy outlook of bellatrix lestrange. Kind of scary to be facing an enemy like her right?

crucio. tehehehe

emma watson! I think she's prettier with long hairs. In the harry potter context, lucky u ron. so smart too.

The movie was great, just like how i visualised it when i read the book. Yea, based on the scenes in the previous 6 movies. I wanna watch part 2!

Then.. i rmb feeling awkward and making an ignorant and insensitive comment on smth i dunno about. OH crap, save me. I realised then how little i know of my friends. sigh. Guess i need a share-with-me face. I prefer to be a listener.

Glee was nice, but some times it gets boring. There were tear-jerking moments T.T.. but i dunno y those evil characters spring back to their evil ways everytime they try to be nice. Very confusing, but that's how sue Cs it.



I used to believe that drinks like coffee or red bull have no effect on me. Then, in australia, i drank 2 cans of red bull: i couldn't sleep the whole night. Dunno when, i drank 1 cup of coffee and i couldn't sleep too. No more playing with drinks :((( i want my sleeeep!

like a piece of dough, i've got to shape up. literally
weijian

drop everything now. meet me in the pouring rain..

-"alright now that you all are going to be 2nd year soldiers soon, i'm going to give you all more privileges."
-*look at each other with doubt
-"first, smokers are allowed to keep their own cigarette. You all can OTOT (own time own target) go smoke, but must ask for permission before doing so."
-.. .. [i see. otot + the need to ask for permission. dear sgt major, u are getting smarter and smarter everyday]

All in all, the extra privileges don't affect me at all. These 2 days were enjoyable though! Super training for everyone to regain our combat fitness! But after these sessions we get to rest for 2hrs+, i.e SLEEP! YES SLEEP! We all enjoyed an astounding long and uninterrupted rest of 2hrs after every physical training session! Isn't that cool. This is exactly what i perceive of army in the past! If only everyday is like that! :O


Played vball on hari raya haji day. One thing that differenciates vball from other sports is that you get to apply force on the ball with your bare hands. It is a great sport to destress, not that i have any stress to begin with (compared to students, army is relatively less brain-taxing). AND AND the feel when u score a point with a power spike! Shiokshiokshiokshiokshiokshiok. I think i can get a similar feel with badminton too, and badminton is a more popular sport :p


Let me recall.. i rmb vball training was torturous. O.O Then clarence n i concluded that vball was torturous bcos of vlee -.- But then again, without him, we wouldn't be equipped with the necessary skills to play a decent game. Blah.. gives n takes.


I'm still growing. I know it.


like bananas in pyjamas, i think we're thinking of the same thing
weijian

bored

So i wasted my 5 days of leave. Supposedly, i can go overseas and enjoy! $$.

Tuesday
went to jerm's condo to play tennis with jerm sam jingyang gums. I think i've gotten the hang of tennis :D i'm gonna be the prince of tennis. But we wasted a lot of balls! I'd say around 10 balls. I felt quite bad cos 4 of them are caused by me. jingyang's a nice fren.

Then we went to bukit timah to play pool for 1hr. V funny game hahaha thanks to gums.

Thursday
went to sing songs with junhe junyang jingyang kevin jerm kokli at bugis! 7hrs niceee. But that place reeks of smoke. A cheena paikia place. fun fun fun

duet with kokli. beware.. kokli's voice is godly. godly kokli.

Friday

catching up session with archery frens! zhixiong hiokyang chiahong tanmin. went to play board games at settlers' cafe. Before that we had lunch at the hawker centre thr. My my, the crayfish and prawn hor fun was platable! Not as fun as when i played with the 01peeps but still had a good time :O i wonder why.

walk here and thr, we drifted to chiahong's hse to play his wii! i guess wii is fun only when ppl play tgt cos i dun think the games thr will interest me when my frens are not playing it! Quite enjoyable.. i think my reflexes are getting slower and slower. nooooo

Saturday
vball session after so long! Quite awkward playing with ppl u dun really know well but still know their existence ~.~ Very fun games! maybe 20yrs ltr i'll be the uncle playing against the next generation alr..


Free flow drinks sucks in settlers' cafe n ktv! They always spam ice to make the drinks sooooo insanely dilute: they might as well put plain water + colouring + sugar. Some more it makes consumers feel bad when we need to ASK for refill. Or maybe it's just my thin layer of skin.


thumbs up to the creators and the acting crew of thebigbangtheory. I think the show is really really awesome :)))

Back to camp alr. Normal army life resumes. Sigh. When can this shit end?


like duh, you dunno?
weijian

the boys are back

SO! training in australia turned out to be a v slack and fun one! Like i'm on a holidayyy!

hotter in the day, colder at night

breakfast,lunch,dinner,night snack! (Y)

most of the time, i dun perspire at all. cool huh!

random sightings of kangaroos! (sadly, they're too fast for me to take photos with them)

most importantly, i slept for around 50% of my time thr! "enemy" company. reserve section. so we SLEPT for 4 days. no joke, we really slept for 4 days. slack? :p
oh but australia is 2hrs ahead of sg. so that means i sleep at 8pm and wake up at 3am everyday. on days when we need to go outfield, i wake up at 1am. my god? i dun even go to bed after 1am last time!

latrine and water point; my 2 fav places. On the first day, i drank 15litres of water! Serious! My throat dried up so easily so i just gulped water everytime i felt thirsty. insane huh 15litres.

and then the bathing area. naked men everyday. would have been a feast for my eyes if i were a gay o.o yup that's also whr the guys share their lil secret

shit hole! but using sawdust to "flush". Thanks to combat rations, i fart more than i shit there. And the smell of my fart and shit is different from that in singapore! cool huh.

fierce camouflage.

my mum says i dun look like myself in this photo o.o

finally on the bus to r&r! tt calls for a hug!

hello aussy girls, let me eat you up

tehehe..

adult shop in the rural area = no business

real bacon burger. $10.15 x 1.3 too expensive alr

jingx and i got a shot with an aussy girl at the airport! by the way her hands were on our waists and she was pulling us tgt. After that both of our minds went blank.

It's frustrating to see someone slacking away when we all are supposed to do the same amount of work. So i couldn't bear to hurt my eyes anymore; i went to provide some ppl some advice. Luckily i did hehe, things changed for the better, we become closer frens!

Actually i didn't really feel like i was in australia. I felt like i was in a stupid forest, so i could be in a china forest. It was only the last 2 days of r&r that really gave me the aussy feel. Bye australia, i think i will get to visit u again next year T.T

like a g6, i'm feeling so fly
weijian