This is me in a cocoon. I want to tell you i'm waiting to fly.

Who says army guys are desperate? True!

Nights out to jurong point and i saw so many hungry wolves out there. It's quite disturbing actually.

junhe jingxuan kokli and i were sitting at a table and eating out footlong subway sandwich happily. Then, a pretty/sexy girl went to queue up and the table of army guys at a table in pizza hut (just beside subway) immediately turned around and ogle at her. I dunno if she was pretty or sexy or both cos i didn't turn around. Whoa it was like they were ready to pounce on her anytime with their tattoos cigarette packs and wat-have-they.





garrrr heeeheeee sssslurpppp










Another one came and the same thing happened -.-

So jingxuan asked," would you want your girlfriend to be ogled at?"
That has to be a no, no? ogle is different from admiring in awe.

How to convince yourself to be single:
primary schl: too young for relationships, you amateur human

sec schl: better concentrate on O level, it's really important. Flunk it and your sweep-the-floor cip will become your bread and butter job; as in your salary can only buy you bread and butter.

jc: What, the stepping stone to uni!? Gotta study hard!

army: you hairless epitome of desperation with limited civilian life. Unless you're tom cruise or hugh jackman, you're better off drawing circles at that emo corner.

uni: are you serious? each semester is like retaking A lvl's!

work: road to big bucks and financial stability

after prime years: you're an old weed now; can't even photosynthesize properly, let alone attract bees

tada single for life. crap no




Whoa nice show. His hot body is no joke man. Donnie yen's fighting scenes are always so awesome.







It turns out that i didn't have route march this week! :D Sleep + howimetyourmother chionging time! Volleyball sessions at night too!

Next week field camp! Blood donation for 3 days 2 nights! Dig shell scrape! So demoralizing. At least i have a play to look forward to!



like a psyduck, i aye aye aye
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just a tinge of greenness

Seriously, army events are making me old. Just 1 week away from home and it felt like 3weeks!?

Ok, nice. It was one of the heaviest moments of my life.
ilbv: 5kg
dummy magazines: 5kg
weapon: 5kg
bullet proof vest: 20kg
stretcher: 10kg

yup that should be it. Extra 35kg on me as i walk 5km. Training to carry my future wife in case there is a car breakdown. Next week got another 16km, but 20kg lighter.

I don't really like to be despised. No one does. The problem lies in the sensitivity of the issue involved. Even if it's a joke, it should be rationalised. Just because i don't attack doesn't mean i'm vulnerable. Actually i'm not angry, but it's just awkward to continue from there.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAISHENG!






7th 20-year-old in 01.










Went to swusan's hse for a celebration-gathering. Well it was a musical day~ in the end all i could rmb from the music lessons was the part that huimin taught me using 2 fingers, and how to follow the numbers and play the keyboard.

I think i'm more inclined towards piano than guitar :/ how to learn now!?!?!?

diet ice-creams, pizzas, sushis, bounty hunter, music, camera, facebook





lesson learnt? accepting each others' weaknesses is paramount for strong relationships.













I finally got a tuition assignment: combine chem. I wonder how it will go.. I'll need to re-read o lvl chem again T.T actually i dunno how chem can be taught LOL. Isn't more of self-reading and understanding, then combo with memory skills? I wanna teach math!
-ok teaching wasn't so bad afterall ^^

this guy's good.
http://jeremysng.wordpress.com/2010/05/08/some-things-i-remember-from-the-90s/
totally the 90s. (Y) the change is so drastic..


like a centipede with 98 missing legs, i walk
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11022011

This is a very very special day hahahaha.

Happy Birthday swusan!

lucky her, birthday on a palindrome date.



igotitigotitigotit!! :D:D:D:D IPPT GOLD!

ya luh no big deal, a lot of ppl also got wat. But it really is a milestone achievement for me. I'll never forget the mental resilience i had during the precious 10mins of my life. All the hard work; night runs and weekend lazy runs paid off! And i nvr even got gold for napfa!



That's like achieving 4 of my 2011 goals o.o
15 pull-ups by 2011-----> i did 15 on monday night hahahahaha
sbj 260 by 2011---------> i jumped 270cm for ippt hahahahaha
timing <> i got 9.38 hahahahaha
get new shoes-----------> got liao got liao hahahahaha

looks like 2011 is a promising year!


went to watch winter's bone with junhe sylvester jeremy and mr du


it.is.super.super.funny. LOLOL.
genre? thriller/drama/mystery
why then is it funny?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
cos none of us knows wat the hell this movie is about. Suddenly show squirrel, then murmur a bit, then "fucking guts".
So sylvester laughed, and i laughed, i wanted to stop but he continued laughing. He wanted to stop but i couldn't stop in time. So in the end there was this vicious cycle of laughter induction until sylvester couldn't take it anymore: he went outside to laugh.

And it's really funny until i shed lots of tears. haha




And we all wondered how this movie got a 5 star rating o.o
This was the worst movie ever. 1and a half hrs staring at the screen and not knowing anything.





Thanks to torrent, i can finally watch this 2 years old movie: 500days of summer.



Nice movie. What should i say.. i felt sth inside me after watching but i dunno how to describe it.


"I'm autumn."







Alcoholic day to timbre to celebrate swusan's birthday! It was pretty funny and enjoyable :) i had blue orgasm! and jack daniel's! and of cos other drinks like snowball erdinger sex on the beach..
i was an innocent lil boy!


To me, you're never less than perfect.

happy valentine's


like a 绅士, i take off my hat to u
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ang baos :D

This week was so tiring! Had so many "wars" to fight..

"Whoa all 3 of u so tall already?"
"So, wat u doing now? army ah? which unit? blah blah"
"After army got go uni?"

end.of.conversation.

Not bad luh, at least we have more interaction this year. It's so hard to talk to someone whom u had ignored for years but whose existence you know. Sigh last generation. But well, once the first step has been made, the rest is :)




Isn't she cute n pretty?! My first cousin once removed (the relationship is chim), britney! She's lively and adorable, albeit her occasional dao attitude towards us lol. Maybe it's bcos we're still not that close yet.









What's more?
*car went past kallang leisurepark
"eh thr got ice skating rink huh?"
"ya i went thr before"
"wanna ice skate? i also v long nvr ice skate alr"
"okay lo"
really went to ice skate leh! O.O simi!?



i swear it's fun :D












I gambled for the first time! Probably bcos now i have some allowance: i'm not using my parents' money anymore. SO, I HAVE THE FREEDOM TO UTILISE THEM HEHEHEHE. For the excitement! But i felt weird after winning..

First time inviting ppl over for cny, but my mother was not at home so.. it's like another outing actually ah haha.





like a 武中 family! very enjoyable day!












The past 20+ years of misunderstanding, malicious defamation and backstabbing will finally come to a conclusion today. I hope i know wat i'm doing. The battle against the elderly.. Sometimes i wonder why, even as adults, they succumb to gossips and rumours. Let rationality prevail!



like a judge, i pound the gavel [pound your gavel is actually slang for masturbation o.o]
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for making you think that i was worth the while

What a sweaty long week (cos it wasn't bloody).

Combat shoot, route march, live firing. Route march was interesting! We marched through the cemetery at night! It was quite cool cos i wasn't bored at all. My eyes were zooming around looking for smth exciting.. but of cos i got nth out of it. Screw the 10kg stretcher lol.

Rain rain rain rain rain. Rain whole day, every day. Wts. Last week's ice skating was not intimidating to the water molecules in the sky at all huh. Thanks to rains, i got block nose the whole week. It's reminiscent of the mucus-factory period i used to have last time in jc. ah haha. Sluggish substance oozing out of my nose like free.



oooh my god. slurpy.














HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR !

To tell the truth, we army boys don't feel the new year mood at all. It's like just another block leave. why why why?! I want to feel the new-year-excitement that i felt for the past years!
But then i was never close with my relatives. I don't even know their names -.-


I've had weird dreams last week. No not wet ones. Smth to do with giraffe, shoes, lecture, orange peels. I decided to jot down my dreams from now on hehehe. Maybe next time i'll still have recollection of them!


all eyes on you when you walk in

like a tycoon, i flaunt my assets
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