Happy like bird

Seriously!? I came up with a story as to why CSM used "happy like bird".

Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Ben. One fine day, Ben was in an English lesson. His teacher decided to teach him an idiom.
"ohhh cuties.. learn this! I am as happy as a lark!"
Confused, little Ben asked, " cher, what's a lark?"
"It's a bird!"

so lark=bird! I'm happy like bird!


Safety code of the day: a spill, a slip, and a hospital trip. Safety always.

fail? Jeremy's version: Take a chill pill, if not you will pew chiu.
LOL



The glaring lightbulb shone above my head, foreboding the impending doom as the masked man smiled behind his mask. With his silvery metallic tools, he dominated me. First, 4 jabs of insane numbness. When the numbness kicked in, I felt like a retard. There was this plyer that he used that was the most horrifying thing on earth. It held onto my tooth like a crab's pincer and he grabbed and turned it like he wanted to create another singapore flyer. Luckily there was no pain, or rather I couldn't feel any. Then there was the gruesome sound that indicated the detachment of my tooth. Times 4.

That was not the worst. The numbness was ridiculously annoying, and the incessant pain just wouldn't disappear. I drooled like there were hundreds of naked girls in front of me. Seems like that only way out is 3 pills. Gonna pop' em all. To the future me, I hope you know what I'm doing.

I've become so numb, I can't feel you there.



















Why are the bad guys so charming...















Happy Birthday Clarence!

I tried to run this week... Only managed a 1033 and after running, I felt as though someone punched me in the stomach. That lasted for 30s. Heng ah, I think it was over exertion only, not some crumbling body structure.

like a 3pin plug, I have 3 legs
weijian