NO MORE FIELD CAMPS IN SINGAPORE

until reservice -.-"

Is that sth to be happy for? hmm.. Let's see what my company has left..
16km route march at night [pending]
combat team shoot
combat shoot for marksmanship [almost done :)]
aquis-preparation for overseas training, aka lots-of-cleaning-period
acct-learning how to fight enemies in ideal situation, meaning they must be dumb, ignorant and small-sized
army half marathon
guard duties
exercise wallaby


seriously, my future looks bleak..

But hey, BYE BYE mosquitoes LOL! I must say soaking my uniform in insect repellent was quite useful! My body didn't really get any bites! MY HANDS GOT A LOT THOUGH COS THEY WERE EXPOSED LOL. Screw the mosquitoes la really. My 4D3N vacation was rather ok I guess.

First 2 days were spent sleeping in the forest and partying with tuna :p
3rd day we walked in the night, took a super detour in an attempt to surprise the enemy but got killed without even fighting in the end lol. Luckily I died, because if I were to be injured, I WOULD HAVE TO BE INJECTED. WTF RIGHT. UNACCEPTABLE MAN. MEDICS HAVING THE JURISDICTION TO USE NEEDLES AND POKE SOLDIERS. cruel...
3rd night dismount and fight in the dark again, which was pretty fun because it's the first time we're fighting soldiers who could "run" lol. Last time in our trainings, soldiers were to lie on the ground and keep firing until the enemies overrun them. It's stupid la, the army likes to assume that the enemies are retards -.-













Eat until I have tuna phobia now LOL! No joke, I can no longer stand the putrid smell of canned tuna anymore cos we spammed so many cans in the forest during field camp! Urgh..


But the worst thing that happened was after the field camp. I thought there was fresh ration for lunch so I gobbled up all the remaining food for breakfast, and STARVED so badly. I got a slight fever from evening onwards. This is called 饿坏了. I told myself I will never let myself starve until like that again. Ever.


But hey, brushing teeth during field camp was immensely satisfying! My breath felt so fresh, though everyone around me had zillions of bacteria in their mouth everyday for 4 days and they didn't care much -.- Thanks to field camp too, my hair lost its integrity. My head became like a coconut leaf stuck to a coconut shell. Horrible. Can't do shit to my hair until I have it cut.

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Thanks to the tuition assignments that I have, I can now be sure that I don't want to be a teacher. LOL! 1 of my tutee was late for 40mins. Yes, 40mins. Imagine my blood being boiled into gaseous state. If I were to be a teacher, I would have to face 20-40 students, and how many of them are problematic ones? No idea, but at least 1. Accountant 了 lor!

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Met kokli jianyu clarence cheeyee huimin jasmine jane vivien swusan at cwp freshness burger. My luck in trying new things has always been bad. Yet another example: CHAI. It's milk tea, but 0.5s after one sip, you'll have a poor sour squidward expression.




Yup, it has ended. There went 8 years of fantasy. I still prefer the young potter in the magical world to the serious potter in the dark noseless voldemort world. I guess I won't be reading any of harry potter books in the near future.. But I'll definitely introduce this series to kids from the younger generation.


In retrospect, I started dipping into the HP fantasy after I watched Harry Potter and the sorcerer's stone by chance in pri school. So I have emma watson rupert grint daniel radcliffe and robbie coltrane to thank for all the childhood magic!





This reminds me of "swusan lend me your toy" incident. LOLOL. swusan actually innocently searched her bag for her batman toy hahahahahahahaha. That made me laugh for at least 2 days.

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Just when I've decided to start project ppn, kokli and jingxuan are deliberating whether to take protein powder or not. Ok, it's actually a supplement, akin to drinking milk but still, I don't want any of it. If I can't get muscular even when I work out then so be it, I'm born to be lean!

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One of the best nights out ever. Went to teoheng@NTU alumni club to sing! And the first group of students we saw had to be PRCs -.- the impression of ntu-prc just gets worse and worse.. But no offense lol, I just feel a bit less singaporean with prcs around. Singing never gets boring! The best song was 王妃 hehe.


Combat shoot! 35/40, close to marksmanship! I hope I shoot well next Tuesday! Like I always believed, I don't have good affinity with normal rifles. My rifles always cock up. Many IAs, not aligned blah blah. What a burden. I spent so much time cleaning it some more! But as usual, skeptics exist to doubt my marksmanship fundamentals instead of my rifle. I proved them wrong! My scores soared when I borrowed weapon from someone else. SEE. NOT ME OK. MY GUN.


狂想曲 was nice until I read the lyrics.. 牛顿didn't 发明地引力; he 发现-ed! *sigh.



like voldemort, I have a fail nose bridge
weijian

beautiful girls all over the world and they got nothin on you

R5. The most worrisome thing on my mind right now. Last field camp in singapore! BUT FREAKING 4D3N!! I wouldn't mind if it was a holiday trip T.T




Finally the elastics stage for braces. Wa pain pain pain. And troublesome. Argh.











combat rations, tuna, choc bread, lychees, bottled drinks




woohoo! Another album that has a lot of nice songs, like stefanie sun's! YES!









Outing with archery team! Steamboat! Didn't really eat that much cos my teeth really hurt :( I enjoyed the bun and maggie mee though LOL! But also, I'm kinda reluctant to eat steamboat buffet because.... I need to save some $, and I'm on a project ppn! protein-powder-no! Or just trying to substitute words into my "ppn" of "ppnldd". -.-

bashing into the forest


As often as possible, I'm gonna train my muscles in the gym. I want to see how muscular I can look without protein supplement. But actually what I want is just a lean and fit body physique. Better try now or regret forever in the kopitiam during my 40s while drinking beer and crossing my legs right? That is also hard because most uncles watch soccer while drinking in the kopitiam and I am one of the few people who dislike soccer.

i wonder how i'm going to brush my teeth and change my elastic bands in field camp


Then outing with donghui wanting jianyu chaochao! Very random outing but not bad I guess :) Some catching up, but this clique is also quite comfortable to be in hehe.




good movie! I like rugby shows man... Like 'remember the titans' and 1 other, which I forgot. So inspiring.









Hope is lost.


like a full stop right after a comma,. how abrupt and awkward, but apparently real and wrong
weijian

But the stars we could reach were just starfish on the beach

I don't like soccer because I think it's rough. I prefer sports with lesser contact, like basketball or captain's ball or volleyball. Ok maybe not for basketball but basketball is safer! Like jingx said, I had bad experiences from playing soccer lol. I am super afraid of people ramming the soccer ball in front of me, for I could easily lose my Fathers' Day in the future. Brute strength *pfft

Unfortunately, soccer is still the most popular sport. Minus away soccer players, minus away those not interested in sports, minus away people who are injured and sick, no one is left to play 'safe' sports with me!


Monday guard duty was scary. Was prowling and slacking with kokli and then suddenly 1 guy walked towards us. My heart skipped 2 beats! Could have easily been dismembered by that guy. How lucky are we.. Another sleepless night Z.Z

On tuesday,





durian night! 50cents durians.. Ok not so bad, maybe 2bucks. At least got the durian taste :p

















But this is the important part. Female officer! My platoon! 1 month! How is life going to be like with a female as my commander? hmm..









During the "forced leave".. sir daniel treated us to a movie!!






LOLOL! Not a movie for everyone I guess, but to me, it's hilarious though some parts are disgusting.. sexual humour, wuss behaviour, retarded. hahaha.


Zooey Deschanel , as usual always in the dreamy state











Spent a lot this month. Gotta save up but GSS is toooo enticing and still not much sales :(
So I adopted a second method to offset my materialistic desire: 1 more tutee!








Once again, desperation brings you nowhere. Never be desperate.












Life has been very boring lately. There is only so much I can do without spending too much money.. I guess informal meetings with jianyu clar kaisheng kokli do spice up my life by a lil. So hard to jio ppl out nowadays, with their individual commitments..


Perfunctory greetings, interactions, relationships. Such an apt word. People come and go like seasons, but some will stay with you. Superficial yet necessary?


Thank you readers for reading my blog. My life is so boring, my thoughts are mediocre in comparison to professional bloggers and parochial from my point of view, yet you spend at least 1 sec of your lives reading it every time. But I appreciate your efforts in trying to know more about me, thanks! :D


like a 50 year old uncle, I cross my legs and lim kopi
weijian

I don't want to shout uno because I don't want this game to be over

Valentine's day is long gone but..






No harm watching a romance movie right. Nice. Every time I watch this kind of movies I will be quite hopeful for maybe 1hr, then reality will kick in and tell me I'm just another toot. Sigh.


Lol taylor swift!







Just an abrupt thought as I was typing, why are the girls who I know doing the break-up, whereas in shows, guys are the jerks? Or are guys really jerks, hence the initiation of break-up? Or is it just the difference in culture? Ah, touchy subject.


Memento, a very interesting and unique film. Oh look, it's directed by christopher nolan, director of inception, too!



Some times we need to deceive ourselves to move on..










Luckily there was a nights out on Tuesday night. Stupid spectacles broke again -.- Repair specs, go home take wet tissue, toilet paper, underwear, plastic bags, and maybe some other random stuff that I forget to bring when I booked in -.- Too forgetful alr.

After booking in, I was all ready for the river-crossing R4 2days1night fieldcamp..
HA! In the end no river-crossing! :))) Again, mosquitoes flooded our areas and just sucked like free. The best part was the night snack-cheese bread on the first night. Really 雪中送炭! Saved my poor stomach. So, I told myself I must have something nice this weekend.



Buffet at MOF! Wa the chocolate was too filling, and not very smooth. Overall I would say the money wasn't well spent. Could have better food with that money. Next, bbq buffet!!!!!


















Clarence thought the live band starts at 8pm, so we went in at 730 and waited... and while we wait, we had..










munich lager, $15.50















laager and lager in one week?

yea laager means setting up camouflage net for the vehicle, doing ramp duty, feeding mosquitoes and anticipating for further information on mission.














dinosaur bun, bigger than the palm! not very nice though.. I dislike eating the fats present in everything with pork.












peter leaves his options open, never gets attached to anything, never commits unless it's necessary, believes that there is always a better opportunity out there and prefers wider range to depth.

Is life better like that?


like a green car with 2 passengers, which is irrelevant, I thank you
weijian

once in a red moon

I think that idiom above refers to any unlucky event, because I just missed a lunar eclipse on Thursday T.T That heartbreaker moon caused lots of hearts all over the world to shatter, thanks to clouds and rains. There goes my chance of turning into a werewolf...


Life's good, and bad, as usual.

I went for an enjoyable 4.5km night jog on Tuesday, a tranquilising moment between me and mother earth. Inhale, stars, exhale, trees, moon, inhale, clouds, exhale, chio girls, .. No chio girls. I could feel the stark contrast in the level of oxygen between running at night and in the morning. No just joking, that's because I still remember a bit from lower secondary science. But it was a peaceful workout :) Perhaps I should try longer distances next time.


On Saturday morning, a verdict was made..



I have the potential of being the best drifter in the world! First step!


Wa, but I swear this is hard. Why do people say btt is easy.. I think my iq dropped like hell alr. Or is it I don't have any practice beforehand. Anyway, I prayed like mad to not fail, if not my face dunno need to put where T.T








Event of the week: the pizza. coolz. Ate 3 pieces. and the not-so-tasty frittata. I expected it to be better, since it's so similar to rattata.

Incredible effort by swusan! She managed to charm lots of ppl to her outing. They are.. huimin vivien jiawei weini yihfang yumei edwin kokli kianmin choonboon kaisheng cheeyee. O.O And the combination of people is erm. You know.. we all know.. seemingly awkward. Turned out to be fun though :D edwin is not what I imagined him to be like hahaha.




The glass door was closing in on the waiter's head LOL! That explains the wide grin that everyone had hahahaha












Who is this cui kia? But that's ok cos it's a photo to be remembered. And I like this hairstyle the most among all the other ones.

*sashays over to make-up room and whip my hair back and forth







Joke.





I thought this movie was ok, like all lame movies. Willpower, something that cannot be quantified, neither was it clearly demonstrated in the movie. Just garrrr and win -.- Another sit-until-my-buttocks-hurt show haiz.

So I googled "how to sit in a cinema" but I found no answers. Is my head supposed to lie on the chair or does it have to be tilted upwards, supported only by the neck?








R4 next week, 2days1night. Hope I can survive! I hate hate hate mosquitoes..

As if nothing really matters..


like trying to be intellect, lol forget it
weijian

I wonder if you know, how they live in tohkiyo

当你遇见一份除了我之外的温暖
wooo hoooo woooo

I feel sooo alive after I recovered. :D

And of cos I had to tank the "eh you chao keng ah" shit in army. Lol, expected comments.

The problem is, my fitness dropped a lot a lot a lot. Time to train back. GYM! GARRRRR.

Bought an expensive earphone. I treat it as a reward for myself, and also to give me greater satisfaction from videos/music. Hope it lasts at least 2 year. But it's really comfortable and I like it!

While shopping for my earphone, I visited ghimsiang vivien and cherlene. Funny people. But I don't dare to disturb them cos there's a 老闆娘 at the side and she looked like she type who will get angry. Next time I wanna try working as a promoter!

Had an enjoyable chat with jeremy. But I felt weird, awkward and uneasy on the same table with yumei swusan and kokli. kokli called this the post polyclinic phenomenon ppp. pipanigelongdingdong. I forgot how to socialise with people. kokli might be in the same camp and same company as me, but we don't seem to be very close. Others were even shocked that we know each other last time. Why? I also find myself thinking of topics to talk with him, and usually it's only 01. Lol, I'm a goner, I feel super nua now. No purpose, no goal. Empty.


Noel stormed out of the room after a comment I made. I felt so sorry then, and keep mulling over my choice of words. He told me, "Actually, you are suay la, just nice my mood not good." After some contemplation, I felt that his flared temperament was unjustified. I had no need to feel sorry at all. My comment wasn't even about a sensitive topic, neither is it crude nor accusatory. It wasn't even anything. So, my empathy turned into indignation. How could he just flare up for nothing, perhaps in an attempt to even "win" others' votes for.. I don't know what for. That's the second time he's flared up for no reason. I swear, the third time he does this, I'm going to give him a dressing down.



XMEN FIRST CLASS. Look at the 2 babes there. Nice movie. Look at the 2 babes there. But I dunno what's the significance of involving history into this.Look at the babe there. Perhaps to use the recorded videos of the speeches? Look at the 2 babes there. They could have found a better actress for mystique though heh.


Finally a good movie from the army-clique-movie outing!


CCK STINKS! Thanks to the smelly tofu, according to vivien. But I dunno where it is. I thought it was a super mega feces smell that wafted from the cck farm or sth. NO! LOL smelly shit, I can't take the shit. The smell is too strong and far-reaching. Someone pls eat a smelly tofu in front of me and convince me that it can be eaten? hahaha.


like the point x=1 on the graph y= 1/(x-1), my potential is indefinite
weijian

vindictive viral infection

The story goes like this..

camp
One fine night, po wore his favourite teletubbies costume, lied on his bed and watched Fast n Furious 1 on his itouch. 30mins into the video, he felt something weird going on with his body so he decided to pause the video and sleep early. However, the sick feeling didn't go away. It was until when everyone had slept then he couldn't tolerate the nausea anymore. He rushed to the toilet and unleashed a stream of "dinner".

In short, 2 vomits and 1 diarrhea. Thinking it was food poisoning and that food poisoning could some times be deadly, po was worried. He grabbed his 11b, camp pass, toilet roll and rode his scooter to the medical center. "Sorry ah, the driver says he wants to finish his comedy, 5mins k?" said the medic. 5mins took 15mins.

tengah
Thereafter, medical center -> tengah airbase medical center, which was where po endured a night that lasted like an eternity. Po was also poked 7 times on his arms by inexperienced medics, and each time felt so painful. He had to battle against the super cold sickbay [they blast the aircon in the sickbay for what, seriously? let those who have fever die?], the constant urge to vomit, the odd stomach pain, headache, slight fever and dizziness. There was a sachet of sth that he had to drink, but after drinking that, he vomited everything out. For fear of breaking the needle for the IV drip, he lied on the bed and tried his very best to keep his right arm still. This made his back ache. Every hour, he would wake up, struggle, and sleep again, until dawn. Thanks to the inexperienced medics, the IV drip was set too slow, it's like po's blood hasn't got any IV inside.

NUH
So, the medical officer declared that po's condition has not improved after 1 night, and that he had to be sent to NUH A&E. The aircon there was also blasting as though electricity is free in hospitals. Diagnosis showed that it was viral infection, not food poisoning, thank goodness. Poked 2 more times, struggled against the aircon again, waited for DAMN DAMN LONG, then get discharged. But that was not the end. Po was still unwell. Even when po went home to rest, he felt extremely sick. It was 10x worse than flu and fever.

home
Nothing to do? Sleep. Po slept for 2 full days and ate food that would normally only last him a few hours. It was not until a third excretion from the ass did the condition improve. On thurs morning, Po was able to play scooter again.

Thanks to LTA jiahao for taking care of me during the NUH visit, my mother for cooking delicious fish vermicelli but I couldn't eat much, brothers who offered help in any way they could, friends who happen to know my unpleasant predicament and showed their priceless concern, medics for their apathetic attitude which resulted in my delay of treatment.

That was one hell of an ordeal that I had been through. It was horrible, yet it was only a viral infection. Thankfully it was over.


like a hula hoop, my mind just went round and round
weijian