breaking your barriers to entry

只剩下钢琴陪我..
安静 or 安静了?

A very eventful week.

First, on Monday morning, I finally took the effort and went to read up on what the hell general election is really about. After genius Amyas shed some light on me, together with the Mr Brown political jokes that I appreciated a lil last week, I eventually understood. Ok, that was quite dumb, but I really had no interest in politics... until now.

And my interest is only in the political jokes. HAHAHAHA. "5 years to live and repent". MM Lee's arrogance can be comical huh. And the funny fact that no one dares to contest the Tanjong Pagar GRC. Talk about the political veteran.

To show my support for PAP, (actually just to kaypo and see what a rally is like) jingx jerm kok junhe and I went to the Holland-Bukit Timah PAP rally. BORING -.- We thought it would be noisy and such, but I guess that will only happen in Aljunied.



Then, on Monday night, gokul suddenly told me "hey weijian, tell you something. Osama is dead."
o.o? I replied, "HUH? w..what? Is this a joke?"
"no, it's in the yahoo news."
LOL!? So I thought I'll leave it to the newspapers tmr to unveil the truth. IT WAS TRUE! So much for playing hide and seek all these years!



Gum infection. Some asshole food particle went into my raw gums and got infected, thereby spawning a blob of cancerous gum abscess. Once it gets poked, pus will ooze out like lava. Yucks. So I booked an appointment on Sat and had it removed. I had no idea how the dentist remove it, but I'm guessing he just scraped the whole shit out by force. T.T It was scary.



Friday night- party night! A very close and comfortable "meteor watching" session with kaisheng and jianyu. It was wonderful. I gained insights on certain things and shared some secrets. Everyone has secrets. It's so amazing how one always tries to hide it from others. I think it was fortunate that we have so few enthusiasts in such event, because sharing in a clique is different from sharing in a group.

And sharing is a wonderful activity, though listening is an even more awesome one.

comfortability vs closeness



I tried to give my tutee a wake up call on Sat. I had been teaching him the same topics over and over again for 2 weeks, 4 lessons. Each lesson, there is a test on the same few topics. He would understand but not memorise for himself. What the shit sia. And I thought understanding something makes memorisation easier?! His lack of aptitude is really sickening. And so, the wake up call was sort of a reprimand or a lecture, but in the absence of harshness. I hope he'll start to think for his future, just like how I hope for my brother to ignite his academic passion.


Watched...


Fast n Furious 5! I didn't think it would be so nice! Hot and pretty girls (really ah!), muscular guys (I wonder which shop vin diesel and dwayne johnson bought their arms from? SO BIG AND LOL), funny moments. Ah!



But my butt hurt! I can't sit for so long!




Trust and be trusted. Thrust, try not to get thrusted.



like going into a cave with a spoilt torchlight, your secrets may be dark, but trust me
weijian

放在糖果旁的是 我很想回忆 的甜

Happy Mothers' Day

Regardless of paiseh luh, aiyo y so mushy, lol noob.
Nothing beats sincerity.
I did it and it wasn't so bad. At least my mum said it left her sleepless. Possible regret unticked.


So what's the point? How many times do we need to prove our competency?

"Alright you all have shown me that you all are capable of clearing enemies [in the context of R3]. Well done."
1 or 2 weeks later---->outfield training
"So you all have gone through the in-camp training for ATEC 1. Next week we will go outfield to practise our skills (again)."
For grenade throwing, there is normal training, 2nd normal training, ATEC training (in-camp), ATEC training (outfield), ATEC training (evaluation), ATEC training (for chosen people), ATEC. We have grenade throwing, crew drill, small arms technical handling, platoon battle course and learning how to do reverse plank. I don't see us training that much for reverse plank?

Uncle, you say we are good, then ask us to train and show you again. We reluctantly show you again, you praise it, then request for another. You think it's fun? Some more you got no incentives for us to chiong, where do you expect us to get our motivation from? "chop chop do it once, do it good, then can bang4 gang1" doesn't work anymore you know? Because it is endless.


Monday was wonderful with this:





Source code! Another conceptual movie. Love it. I was hoping for the "2nd world" to exist- it did eventually. Nice.. So rare huh this kind of movie.














Then some recap on H2 math. I think math is still fun.


"Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite."
Ya,right.

The _|_ beds in the bunk above the guardroom don't have any bedsheets covering them and they are totally infested with big fat bedbugs (I dunno but I think they should be fat). Why? I had guard duty on Wednesday and like all normal humans, I took my guard rest and lied on one of the bed. Bloody hell, 10mins later, my arms itched like mad. The swellings on my arm just grew fatter and fatter by the minute. _|_ bedbugs. What, they thought I was hosting a blood buffet for them ah? Siao kias. I AM SO NEVER GOING TO SLEEP ON THOSE ASSHOLE BEDS AGAIN. The hygiene standard there is really as high as a 5mm tree sia.

So I thought, no bed bug will ever survive in my house.

There is this cockster sgt lewis. Seriously, "cock" is a real unique adjective to describe a cockster. If I were to describe "cock" in words, it would require a few sentences. Just look at a cockster and you'll naturally say he's very cock. This brings me to a cock video:





upturn, the downturn. HAHAHAHAHA. BEST PART IS 1:14 !!!!!! LOOK AT THE HIGH TEN LOL!! I'M DYING. Shit I'm lagging behind by 2years in politics. Blah, not like I care. But all these really seem interesting. For people like me who dunno anything bout politics but would like to have a share of this topic, mrbrown is the solution. Just go visit his blog and see the political jokes.


For example, this:




Not bad really :D


Or this:





LOL?















Right. Proper game of badminton with 01 peeps on saturday. Woohoo it was fun because I suddenly remembered how to play a bit of badminton. Then it was this:





ok err, just another scary movie. I expected more from it. Watching this is as good as watching a movie showcasing a monster? Points I took away: raw ear-piercing ouch, plucking of piercing ouch, pretty girls fighting against each other aww, don't blindly assume the identity of the person having sex with you LOL.













Is the ability to talk about anything a cause or effect of closeness? i.e. you open up so that you will be close to him, or you are close to him so you can open up? Or does it depend on one's personality to be a story-teller or a listener? So can 2 listeners be close friends? Food for thought. I don't even know who I am close to anymore. I don't seem to belong anywhere. But I can list the groups that I might have a part to play in: 01, 05, vball, archery, army, bmt mates, family. Or is the individual component the most important part to be taken care of for a person?


That was so not me, if we realised.


like a morse code, .. - .... .. -. -.- --- ..-. ..-
weijian

the truth hurts, and lies worse

Meet my buddies..



Boiling water, normal water, pipagao, rhino horn water, strepsils, luohanguo, panadol..




Without them, I''d be dead by now.





Among all my buddies, pipagao is the best!







What, just 3 weeks without fruits and my body is down?! I don't wanna go back to that permanent sore throat + block nose body again..



So I was looking forward to good Friday this week. I tanked the boring training and such, only to get a slight sore throat on my nights out and a horrible Thursday after that. On Thursday night, I knew I couldn't make it.

Indeed, Friday morning was a blast. A 1.77m and 65kg mass actually got disabled from some bacterial throat infection. I felt like a horse that got crippled when hundred of boys shot rubber bands at me. Horrible. It was a free-air-con day for me. Then I thought that I shouldn't survive so much just to skip that rare outing. So I clung onto courageous balls and persevered.

Luckily I went cos I didn't regret going haha. Singing with 10 other guys, eating porridge, drinking free hot barley + black faced waiters, wanton mee at crystal jade.. .. and all those whiles I had the stinging pain in my throat whenever I swallowed my saliva. Pain aside, Crystal jade is so overpriced for its mediocre food standard! Come my house I cook for you luh, charge you $6 can alr. I can switch on my air-con for you also. Confirm nicer and free flow plain water.

Took me long enough to realise that I can't project my voice loudly. No wonder people keep having the impression that I'm shy when I'm singing. I mean I do, but it's soft even when I tried my best. Looks like I can't be a garang-guni man next time. Great job to those who sang! Paiseh shen me!






Not to forget, I watched an old movie recently.. Click. I was so glad that he was given a second chance (cliche I know) that my tear glands unwillingly took control over my eyes. We're not so lucky to get second chances in life. I hope I won't live to regret..














I kinda like making noises to liven the atmosphere in parties or on high occasions.


like when you got frozen in the iceman game without knowing that the game had ended and everyone else had gone home, you played on
weijian

like a vampire waiting for an invitation

Food never felt the same now.

Anyway it was an average week. I was looking forward to Friday night because I could get to party and choose whether to sit in the front or back seat. lol? The lyrics are so funny. Nah cos there's a dimsum treat for my bro's birthday hehehe. Had to bite, but still enjoyed :D The porridge at 瑞春 is holy shit nice. No joke. Went a lot a lot of times alr. Affordable price + yummy handmade food + aircon + retro feel + ah tiong service (but that's ok) + near mustafa (is this a good thing?). Woot.


And the cake was awesome. How did the chocolate look so solid and glitter with gleaming water droplets that condensed on it, yet melt like lava when it touched my warm smexy lips? This cannot be! How di... oh my. All was good... until one mouthful left remnants of chocolates struggling to break free from the metallic frames on my ironmanteeth.


Managed to catch this against-the-nature movie with what remained of 01-huimin jianyu kaisheng. Poor victims of papers and mandated slavery. I mean, army.



SANCTUM. HUALALA. It's cool! Talk about survival skills... And about killing someone to shorten his suffering... And about the effects of paranoia... or about long hair. LOL. ouch.














A rather short outing for a rather rare meet-up :( god bless all the wallet finders! you will be rewarded! (if you dun take the $$ inside)


Today was a see-people-you-know-day. First bernie booking in, then guo wei at the mac, then chen chao, then noel booking in, then zhili.



I'm on a watch-videos spree. This is probably why.

















soon?


like a tortoise, I withdraw to my shell- my sanctum sanctorum
weijian

oh, the whines

Life for most people is like sin or cos graph. It's just ups and downs. Be glad yours is not a y = - x graph, which is just a down-slope to infinity.

After a few days of struggling, I finally tasted some meat. KFC roasta burger on Thursday some more. Ahhh, that's life. Still no vege though. Then on Saturday, the brackets. Phew, not painful. Some blue light thing supposedly triggered the reaction of a glue-like thing and bonded the brackets to my teeth. Looks promising.

--ok I was wrong. My front teeth, the incisors, hurt like mad. ouchhh. Back to porridge again. And while brushing my teeth, I realised I got 2 sensitive teeth! Got that horrible empty feeling when I brush that specific spot. ouchhh. I'm willing to trade this pain for a big black bruise on my legs, please.



I don't know what my brother wants. He put dirty shoes inside the house without anything below them, and still saw nothing wrong with it. Plus his super afk-blur-act dumb-look after I explained to him. It's like "oh ya, 1 + 1 = 2, how could I have forgotten it? I can't believe I'm so absent-minded but I don't wanna admit my mistake so I'll just stare back. Someone dig me a hole for me to hide my face please?" Couldn't he have shown a more apologetic face or just laugh it off or just do something to let himself 下台?


















I can't click with my vehicle commander, and I'm not going to try to interact with him again. His principle is to follow "the book" and go step by step. There will be butterflies, moths and maybe cockroaches in his stomach if he skips any step. Sorry huh, I don't believe in that. I believe there is always a better way to do things besides the systematic approach. If there is no shortcut in life, then roads will all be like grids on a graph. People will be walking like robots. Open up your mind luh, authoritative oron with a m in front of the noun referring to you. Want to be inflexible? Next time you want to travel from outram park to dhoby gaut, you better don't let me catch you taking the purple line. Go on, follow your 墨守成规 style, take green line to city hall, change to red line, then take to dhoby gaut.



Happy Birthday Vivien!


exams lol.


like hirry potter, you look really fit
weijian

mmmm, blood

That's right, like a vampire. It tasted a bit.. bitter I guess? I dunno how to describe that taste and I don't understand why vampires and mosquitoes like it. Maybe they dunno the existence of koi? Or the lol bubble tea near lot 1? literal lol. lol. I drank blood the whole day while trying to swallow my saliva.

Speaking of which, bubble tea? I wonder when I will get to drink bubble milk tea with pearls again.. chewy chewy mm ba ba. Amyas told me he didn't have apple for a year! There goes my highlight of daily meals......... bye apple. See you soon.

Porridge porridge porridge. My mind and stomach are full of porridge now. If I open up my stomach and pour out everything inside, I could resell porridge! Cause I just swallowed mouthfuls of porridge without chewing or biting.


I miss you, comrades...


like PAP, I don't want to lose
weijian

Happy like bird

Seriously!? I came up with a story as to why CSM used "happy like bird".

Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Ben. One fine day, Ben was in an English lesson. His teacher decided to teach him an idiom.
"ohhh cuties.. learn this! I am as happy as a lark!"
Confused, little Ben asked, " cher, what's a lark?"
"It's a bird!"

so lark=bird! I'm happy like bird!


Safety code of the day: a spill, a slip, and a hospital trip. Safety always.

fail? Jeremy's version: Take a chill pill, if not you will pew chiu.
LOL



The glaring lightbulb shone above my head, foreboding the impending doom as the masked man smiled behind his mask. With his silvery metallic tools, he dominated me. First, 4 jabs of insane numbness. When the numbness kicked in, I felt like a retard. There was this plyer that he used that was the most horrifying thing on earth. It held onto my tooth like a crab's pincer and he grabbed and turned it like he wanted to create another singapore flyer. Luckily there was no pain, or rather I couldn't feel any. Then there was the gruesome sound that indicated the detachment of my tooth. Times 4.

That was not the worst. The numbness was ridiculously annoying, and the incessant pain just wouldn't disappear. I drooled like there were hundreds of naked girls in front of me. Seems like that only way out is 3 pills. Gonna pop' em all. To the future me, I hope you know what I'm doing.

I've become so numb, I can't feel you there.



















Why are the bad guys so charming...















Happy Birthday Clarence!

I tried to run this week... Only managed a 1033 and after running, I felt as though someone punched me in the stomach. That lasted for 30s. Heng ah, I think it was over exertion only, not some crumbling body structure.

like a 3pin plug, I have 3 legs
weijian