the truth hurts, and lies worse

Meet my buddies..



Boiling water, normal water, pipagao, rhino horn water, strepsils, luohanguo, panadol..




Without them, I''d be dead by now.





Among all my buddies, pipagao is the best!







What, just 3 weeks without fruits and my body is down?! I don't wanna go back to that permanent sore throat + block nose body again..



So I was looking forward to good Friday this week. I tanked the boring training and such, only to get a slight sore throat on my nights out and a horrible Thursday after that. On Thursday night, I knew I couldn't make it.

Indeed, Friday morning was a blast. A 1.77m and 65kg mass actually got disabled from some bacterial throat infection. I felt like a horse that got crippled when hundred of boys shot rubber bands at me. Horrible. It was a free-air-con day for me. Then I thought that I shouldn't survive so much just to skip that rare outing. So I clung onto courageous balls and persevered.

Luckily I went cos I didn't regret going haha. Singing with 10 other guys, eating porridge, drinking free hot barley + black faced waiters, wanton mee at crystal jade.. .. and all those whiles I had the stinging pain in my throat whenever I swallowed my saliva. Pain aside, Crystal jade is so overpriced for its mediocre food standard! Come my house I cook for you luh, charge you $6 can alr. I can switch on my air-con for you also. Confirm nicer and free flow plain water.

Took me long enough to realise that I can't project my voice loudly. No wonder people keep having the impression that I'm shy when I'm singing. I mean I do, but it's soft even when I tried my best. Looks like I can't be a garang-guni man next time. Great job to those who sang! Paiseh shen me!






Not to forget, I watched an old movie recently.. Click. I was so glad that he was given a second chance (cliche I know) that my tear glands unwillingly took control over my eyes. We're not so lucky to get second chances in life. I hope I won't live to regret..














I kinda like making noises to liven the atmosphere in parties or on high occasions.


like when you got frozen in the iceman game without knowing that the game had ended and everyone else had gone home, you played on
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like a vampire waiting for an invitation

Food never felt the same now.

Anyway it was an average week. I was looking forward to Friday night because I could get to party and choose whether to sit in the front or back seat. lol? The lyrics are so funny. Nah cos there's a dimsum treat for my bro's birthday hehehe. Had to bite, but still enjoyed :D The porridge at 瑞春 is holy shit nice. No joke. Went a lot a lot of times alr. Affordable price + yummy handmade food + aircon + retro feel + ah tiong service (but that's ok) + near mustafa (is this a good thing?). Woot.


And the cake was awesome. How did the chocolate look so solid and glitter with gleaming water droplets that condensed on it, yet melt like lava when it touched my warm smexy lips? This cannot be! How di... oh my. All was good... until one mouthful left remnants of chocolates struggling to break free from the metallic frames on my ironmanteeth.


Managed to catch this against-the-nature movie with what remained of 01-huimin jianyu kaisheng. Poor victims of papers and mandated slavery. I mean, army.



SANCTUM. HUALALA. It's cool! Talk about survival skills... And about killing someone to shorten his suffering... And about the effects of paranoia... or about long hair. LOL. ouch.














A rather short outing for a rather rare meet-up :( god bless all the wallet finders! you will be rewarded! (if you dun take the $$ inside)


Today was a see-people-you-know-day. First bernie booking in, then guo wei at the mac, then chen chao, then noel booking in, then zhili.



I'm on a watch-videos spree. This is probably why.

















soon?


like a tortoise, I withdraw to my shell- my sanctum sanctorum
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oh, the whines

Life for most people is like sin or cos graph. It's just ups and downs. Be glad yours is not a y = - x graph, which is just a down-slope to infinity.

After a few days of struggling, I finally tasted some meat. KFC roasta burger on Thursday some more. Ahhh, that's life. Still no vege though. Then on Saturday, the brackets. Phew, not painful. Some blue light thing supposedly triggered the reaction of a glue-like thing and bonded the brackets to my teeth. Looks promising.

--ok I was wrong. My front teeth, the incisors, hurt like mad. ouchhh. Back to porridge again. And while brushing my teeth, I realised I got 2 sensitive teeth! Got that horrible empty feeling when I brush that specific spot. ouchhh. I'm willing to trade this pain for a big black bruise on my legs, please.



I don't know what my brother wants. He put dirty shoes inside the house without anything below them, and still saw nothing wrong with it. Plus his super afk-blur-act dumb-look after I explained to him. It's like "oh ya, 1 + 1 = 2, how could I have forgotten it? I can't believe I'm so absent-minded but I don't wanna admit my mistake so I'll just stare back. Someone dig me a hole for me to hide my face please?" Couldn't he have shown a more apologetic face or just laugh it off or just do something to let himself 下台?


















I can't click with my vehicle commander, and I'm not going to try to interact with him again. His principle is to follow "the book" and go step by step. There will be butterflies, moths and maybe cockroaches in his stomach if he skips any step. Sorry huh, I don't believe in that. I believe there is always a better way to do things besides the systematic approach. If there is no shortcut in life, then roads will all be like grids on a graph. People will be walking like robots. Open up your mind luh, authoritative oron with a m in front of the noun referring to you. Want to be inflexible? Next time you want to travel from outram park to dhoby gaut, you better don't let me catch you taking the purple line. Go on, follow your 墨守成规 style, take green line to city hall, change to red line, then take to dhoby gaut.



Happy Birthday Vivien!


exams lol.


like hirry potter, you look really fit
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mmmm, blood

That's right, like a vampire. It tasted a bit.. bitter I guess? I dunno how to describe that taste and I don't understand why vampires and mosquitoes like it. Maybe they dunno the existence of koi? Or the lol bubble tea near lot 1? literal lol. lol. I drank blood the whole day while trying to swallow my saliva.

Speaking of which, bubble tea? I wonder when I will get to drink bubble milk tea with pearls again.. chewy chewy mm ba ba. Amyas told me he didn't have apple for a year! There goes my highlight of daily meals......... bye apple. See you soon.

Porridge porridge porridge. My mind and stomach are full of porridge now. If I open up my stomach and pour out everything inside, I could resell porridge! Cause I just swallowed mouthfuls of porridge without chewing or biting.


I miss you, comrades...


like PAP, I don't want to lose
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Happy like bird

Seriously!? I came up with a story as to why CSM used "happy like bird".

Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Ben. One fine day, Ben was in an English lesson. His teacher decided to teach him an idiom.
"ohhh cuties.. learn this! I am as happy as a lark!"
Confused, little Ben asked, " cher, what's a lark?"
"It's a bird!"

so lark=bird! I'm happy like bird!


Safety code of the day: a spill, a slip, and a hospital trip. Safety always.

fail? Jeremy's version: Take a chill pill, if not you will pew chiu.
LOL



The glaring lightbulb shone above my head, foreboding the impending doom as the masked man smiled behind his mask. With his silvery metallic tools, he dominated me. First, 4 jabs of insane numbness. When the numbness kicked in, I felt like a retard. There was this plyer that he used that was the most horrifying thing on earth. It held onto my tooth like a crab's pincer and he grabbed and turned it like he wanted to create another singapore flyer. Luckily there was no pain, or rather I couldn't feel any. Then there was the gruesome sound that indicated the detachment of my tooth. Times 4.

That was not the worst. The numbness was ridiculously annoying, and the incessant pain just wouldn't disappear. I drooled like there were hundreds of naked girls in front of me. Seems like that only way out is 3 pills. Gonna pop' em all. To the future me, I hope you know what I'm doing.

I've become so numb, I can't feel you there.



















Why are the bad guys so charming...















Happy Birthday Clarence!

I tried to run this week... Only managed a 1033 and after running, I felt as though someone punched me in the stomach. That lasted for 30s. Heng ah, I think it was over exertion only, not some crumbling body structure.

like a 3pin plug, I have 3 legs
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double 5 double 6, 55 66 in the house yo?

shit. 5566 first album songs are sooo nice. Reminds me of my primary school days. Then, I asked marcus to help me burn jolin's and 5566's albums into cds. That was my only source of entertainment(gameboys and playstation were allowed only in the holidays). I would go home after school, put the cd into my tv speaker, lie on the sofa and enjoy the music. I even tried to use the recorder to blow out the tune of 爱情漫游! Last time I had a super l..a..gg.gg.gy computer which hanged for at least 5min every time I wanted to navigate to another website (plus dial-up speed of cos). In spite of having a slow com, I still went to search for their lyrics just so I could sing along. The first song I learnt was 我难过. Why? This.








tony!? This show was marvelous! It made me a fanboy of 5566 and fostered my interest in basketball. It's basically a cornerstone to what I am now.









Why did I watch this? I remember my bros and I were supposed to fold clothes on Friday night. Then we would switch on the tv and watch something while folding. MVP 情人 just brainwashed the lil minds of me and my bros. 5566 was the bomb until Jay came in. Then some how I found 5566 lame. Now I still find it lame, but I'll always remember my lying-on-sofa-days.



Back in army, I'm glad I survived yet another field camp. Luckily this time, I bought tuna, uncle toby(strawberry), choc mint, mamee and hello panda to help me tide over the torturous hunger in 3 days! But all that were actually not enough haha. I had to ration my food. urgh. More snacks next time!


My badminton really cui lol. I couldn't smack a single cock for the first hour. Real cock right. Kinda like I lost my touch already. Luckily I got back some of it after that. Played with kai tng kok clar. Played basketball in camp also..quite fun. Played volleyball with the usual peeps again. One junior pointed something out to me and I found it to be true. They really got their own circle of trust that we cannot enter. Of course those kept outside will feel bad. Some times when you want to join in their circle, you will feel ostracised and totally cannot hit it off with them. Blah, weird.




weird, or should I say unique? Okay first I've got to say I don't find the girls attractive, just thick make-ups. That main character was ever-frowning in a bid to act cute. The director probably want to make this movie a bit like shutter island. Ya, ok, a bit lor. What's the twist? Normally people would think they will fight together and win or something like that---not for this. All died for one.






I really am not proud of my army rank. I'm not. Really not. I'm not I'm not I'm not. Even till now, I still think I could have entered command school. Then there are skeptics like jingxuan who will act like the opposition party and argue "but do you really think you can be a leader? maybe it's you." And from observation, I could argue "do you really think those who went to the command school are real leaders? Or are they people who successfully displayed i-am-outspoken facades? Not that all are like that but.. you know.."

Once a man, always a man. I ought to be grateful to know this bunch of army mates.


If you're not the one, then why does my soul feel glad today?


like cordyceps, the winter worm scared the grass
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the more you want sth, the less likely you'll get it.

All the songs in my itouch has its own story. It's weird but each of them can be related to certain period or person in my life.

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It's time.

















to wait for the time.















nice songs by the nbs graduate there!

Stefanie and jjlin from same college! SA! Saint-like vocalists there huh.



Last time I used to think that the camaraderie forged in army will be very strong. Yoz bro. Or is it? See, we can have esprit de corps, having to endure field camps and regimental restrictions together. We go through similar hardships and enjoy talking cock in bunk. 有福同享， 有难同当. Our brotherly bond should be quite strong.

But some people have different perspectives. They think that their true friends are outside their camp. They suffered because it's mandatory, they talked cock because they were bored then. They have the thank-you-for-entertaining-me-in-army-but-I-don't-really-treasure-your-so-called-brotherhood mindset. After army, I've got to say ktnxbai to you.

Same applies to other groups. Acquaintances vs friends. Who are you?





Sad japan. I can imagine the stories of people racing against the water and even riding on the waves. And the water was black. Then the nuclear reactor thing.. whoa the effects of radiation are so far-reaching. It's terrible. But luckily not many people are exposed to harmful radiation.. yet. The mutation of genes...urgh. Not to become X-Men leh (I used to think mutant is a positive word). Sounds painful and weird. Good luck Japan. You know a lot of people need your pokemon, digimon, naruto, sumo wrestlers, sushi, konichiwa, hot springs, and according to boon, porn.


like jessie and james, let's extend our reach to the stars above
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