That's right, like a vampire. It tasted a bit.. bitter I guess? I dunno how to describe that taste and I don't understand why vampires and mosquitoes like it. Maybe they dunno the existence of koi? Or the lol bubble tea near lot 1? literal lol. lol. I drank blood the whole day while trying to swallow my saliva.
Speaking of which, bubble tea? I wonder when I will get to drink bubble milk tea with pearls again.. chewy chewy mm ba ba. Amyas told me he didn't have apple for a year! There goes my highlight of daily meals......... bye apple. See you soon.
Porridge porridge porridge. My mind and stomach are full of porridge now. If I open up my stomach and pour out everything inside, I could resell porridge! Cause I just swallowed mouthfuls of porridge without chewing or biting.
I miss you, comrades...
like PAP, I don't want to lose
weijian
Monday, April 4, 2011
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Happy like bird
Seriously!? I came up with a story as to why CSM used "happy like bird".
Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Ben. One fine day, Ben was in an English lesson. His teacher decided to teach him an idiom.
"ohhh cuties.. learn this! I am as happy as a lark!"
Confused, little Ben asked, " cher, what's a lark?"
"It's a bird!"
so lark=bird! I'm happy like bird!
Safety code of the day: a spill, a slip, and a hospital trip. Safety always.
fail? Jeremy's version: Take a chill pill, if not you will pew chiu.
LOL
The glaring lightbulb shone above my head, foreboding the impending doom as the masked man smiled behind his mask. With his silvery metallic tools, he dominated me. First, 4 jabs of insane numbness. When the numbness kicked in, I felt like a retard. There was this plyer that he used that was the most horrifying thing on earth. It held onto my tooth like a crab's pincer and he grabbed and turned it like he wanted to create another singapore flyer. Luckily there was no pain, or rather I couldn't feel any. Then there was the gruesome sound that indicated the detachment of my tooth. Times 4.
That was not the worst. The numbness was ridiculously annoying, and the incessant pain just wouldn't disappear. I drooled like there were hundreds of naked girls in front of me. Seems like that only way out is 3 pills. Gonna pop' em all. To the future me, I hope you know what I'm doing.
I've become so numb, I can't feel you there.
Why are the bad guys so charming...
Happy Birthday Clarence!
I tried to run this week... Only managed a 1033 and after running, I felt as though someone punched me in the stomach. That lasted for 30s. Heng ah, I think it was over exertion only, not some crumbling body structure.
like a 3pin plug, I have 3 legs
weijian
Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Ben. One fine day, Ben was in an English lesson. His teacher decided to teach him an idiom.
"ohhh cuties.. learn this! I am as happy as a lark!"
Confused, little Ben asked, " cher, what's a lark?"
"It's a bird!"
so lark=bird! I'm happy like bird!
Safety code of the day: a spill, a slip, and a hospital trip. Safety always.
fail? Jeremy's version: Take a chill pill, if not you will pew chiu.
LOL
The glaring lightbulb shone above my head, foreboding the impending doom as the masked man smiled behind his mask. With his silvery metallic tools, he dominated me. First, 4 jabs of insane numbness. When the numbness kicked in, I felt like a retard. There was this plyer that he used that was the most horrifying thing on earth. It held onto my tooth like a crab's pincer and he grabbed and turned it like he wanted to create another singapore flyer. Luckily there was no pain, or rather I couldn't feel any. Then there was the gruesome sound that indicated the detachment of my tooth. Times 4.
That was not the worst. The numbness was ridiculously annoying, and the incessant pain just wouldn't disappear. I drooled like there were hundreds of naked girls in front of me. Seems like that only way out is 3 pills. Gonna pop' em all. To the future me, I hope you know what I'm doing.
I've become so numb, I can't feel you there.
Why are the bad guys so charming...
Happy Birthday Clarence!
I tried to run this week... Only managed a 1033 and after running, I felt as though someone punched me in the stomach. That lasted for 30s. Heng ah, I think it was over exertion only, not some crumbling body structure.
like a 3pin plug, I have 3 legs
weijian
Sunday, March 27, 2011
double 5 double 6, 55 66 in the house yo?
shit. 5566 first album songs are sooo nice. Reminds me of my primary school days. Then, I asked marcus to help me burn jolin's and 5566's albums into cds. That was my only source of entertainment(gameboys and playstation were allowed only in the holidays). I would go home after school, put the cd into my tv speaker, lie on the sofa and enjoy the music. I even tried to use the recorder to blow out the tune of 爱情漫游! Last time I had a super l..a..gg.gg.gy computer which hanged for at least 5min every time I wanted to navigate to another website (plus dial-up speed of cos). In spite of having a slow com, I still went to search for their lyrics just so I could sing along. The first song I learnt was 我难过. Why? This.
tony!? This show was marvelous! It made me a fanboy of 5566 and fostered my interest in basketball. It's basically a cornerstone to what I am now.
Why did I watch this? I remember my bros and I were supposed to fold clothes on Friday night. Then we would switch on the tv and watch something while folding. MVP 情人 just brainwashed the lil minds of me and my bros. 5566 was the bomb until Jay came in. Then some how I found 5566 lame. Now I still find it lame, but I'll always remember my lying-on-sofa-days.
Back in army, I'm glad I survived yet another field camp. Luckily this time, I bought tuna, uncle toby(strawberry), choc mint, mamee and hello panda to help me tide over the torturous hunger in 3 days! But all that were actually not enough haha. I had to ration my food. urgh. More snacks next time!
My badminton really cui lol. I couldn't smack a single cock for the first hour. Real cock right. Kinda like I lost my touch already. Luckily I got back some of it after that. Played with kai tng kok clar. Played basketball in camp also..quite fun. Played volleyball with the usual peeps again. One junior pointed something out to me and I found it to be true. They really got their own circle of trust that we cannot enter. Of course those kept outside will feel bad. Some times when you want to join in their circle, you will feel ostracised and totally cannot hit it off with them. Blah, weird.
weird, or should I say unique? Okay first I've got to say I don't find the girls attractive, just thick make-ups. That main character was ever-frowning in a bid to act cute. The director probably want to make this movie a bit like shutter island. Ya, ok, a bit lor. What's the twist? Normally people would think they will fight together and win or something like that---not for this. All died for one.
I really am not proud of my army rank. I'm not. Really not. I'm not I'm not I'm not. Even till now, I still think I could have entered command school. Then there are skeptics like jingxuan who will act like the opposition party and argue "but do you really think you can be a leader? maybe it's you." And from observation, I could argue "do you really think those who went to the command school are real leaders? Or are they people who successfully displayed i-am-outspoken facades? Not that all are like that but.. you know.."
Once a man, always a man. I ought to be grateful to know this bunch of army mates.
If you're not the one, then why does my soul feel glad today?
like cordyceps, the winter worm scared the grass
weijian
tony!? This show was marvelous! It made me a fanboy of 5566 and fostered my interest in basketball. It's basically a cornerstone to what I am now.
Why did I watch this? I remember my bros and I were supposed to fold clothes on Friday night. Then we would switch on the tv and watch something while folding. MVP 情人 just brainwashed the lil minds of me and my bros. 5566 was the bomb until Jay came in. Then some how I found 5566 lame. Now I still find it lame, but I'll always remember my lying-on-sofa-days.
Back in army, I'm glad I survived yet another field camp. Luckily this time, I bought tuna, uncle toby(strawberry), choc mint, mamee and hello panda to help me tide over the torturous hunger in 3 days! But all that were actually not enough haha. I had to ration my food. urgh. More snacks next time!
My badminton really cui lol. I couldn't smack a single cock for the first hour. Real cock right. Kinda like I lost my touch already. Luckily I got back some of it after that. Played with kai tng kok clar. Played basketball in camp also..quite fun. Played volleyball with the usual peeps again. One junior pointed something out to me and I found it to be true. They really got their own circle of trust that we cannot enter. Of course those kept outside will feel bad. Some times when you want to join in their circle, you will feel ostracised and totally cannot hit it off with them. Blah, weird.
weird, or should I say unique? Okay first I've got to say I don't find the girls attractive, just thick make-ups. That main character was ever-frowning in a bid to act cute. The director probably want to make this movie a bit like shutter island. Ya, ok, a bit lor. What's the twist? Normally people would think they will fight together and win or something like that---not for this. All died for one.
I really am not proud of my army rank. I'm not. Really not. I'm not I'm not I'm not. Even till now, I still think I could have entered command school. Then there are skeptics like jingxuan who will act like the opposition party and argue "but do you really think you can be a leader? maybe it's you." And from observation, I could argue "do you really think those who went to the command school are real leaders? Or are they people who successfully displayed i-am-outspoken facades? Not that all are like that but.. you know.."
Once a man, always a man. I ought to be grateful to know this bunch of army mates.
If you're not the one, then why does my soul feel glad today?
like cordyceps, the winter worm scared the grass
weijian
Sunday, March 20, 2011
the more you want sth, the less likely you'll get it.
All the songs in my itouch has its own story. It's weird but each of them can be related to certain period or person in my life.
有種似曾相識的感覺
It's time.
to wait for the time.
nice songs by the nbs graduate there!
Stefanie and jjlin from same college! SA! Saint-like vocalists there huh.
Last time I used to think that the camaraderie forged in army will be very strong. Yoz bro. Or is it? See, we can have esprit de corps, having to endure field camps and regimental restrictions together. We go through similar hardships and enjoy talking cock in bunk. 有福同享， 有难同当. Our brotherly bond should be quite strong.
But some people have different perspectives. They think that their true friends are outside their camp. They suffered because it's mandatory, they talked cock because they were bored then. They have the thank-you-for-entertaining-me-in-army-but-I-don't-really-treasure-your-so-called-brotherhood mindset. After army, I've got to say ktnxbai to you.
Same applies to other groups. Acquaintances vs friends. Who are you?
Sad japan. I can imagine the stories of people racing against the water and even riding on the waves. And the water was black. Then the nuclear reactor thing.. whoa the effects of radiation are so far-reaching. It's terrible. But luckily not many people are exposed to harmful radiation.. yet. The mutation of genes...urgh. Not to become X-Men leh (I used to think mutant is a positive word). Sounds painful and weird. Good luck Japan. You know a lot of people need your pokemon, digimon, naruto, sumo wrestlers, sushi, konichiwa, hot springs, and according to boon, porn.
like jessie and james, let's extend our reach to the stars above
weijian
有種似曾相識的感覺
It's time.
to wait for the time.
nice songs by the nbs graduate there!
Stefanie and jjlin from same college! SA! Saint-like vocalists there huh.
Last time I used to think that the camaraderie forged in army will be very strong. Yoz bro. Or is it? See, we can have esprit de corps, having to endure field camps and regimental restrictions together. We go through similar hardships and enjoy talking cock in bunk. 有福同享， 有难同当. Our brotherly bond should be quite strong.
But some people have different perspectives. They think that their true friends are outside their camp. They suffered because it's mandatory, they talked cock because they were bored then. They have the thank-you-for-entertaining-me-in-army-but-I-don't-really-treasure-your-so-called-brotherhood mindset. After army, I've got to say ktnxbai to you.
Same applies to other groups. Acquaintances vs friends. Who are you?
Sad japan. I can imagine the stories of people racing against the water and even riding on the waves. And the water was black. Then the nuclear reactor thing.. whoa the effects of radiation are so far-reaching. It's terrible. But luckily not many people are exposed to harmful radiation.. yet. The mutation of genes...urgh. Not to become X-Men leh (I used to think mutant is a positive word). Sounds painful and weird. Good luck Japan. You know a lot of people need your pokemon, digimon, naruto, sumo wrestlers, sushi, konichiwa, hot springs, and according to boon, porn.
like jessie and james, let's extend our reach to the stars above
weijian
Sunday, March 13, 2011
we feed on hopes to sustain our motivation. i'm quite hungry now
Why was my reaction so screwed up? I don't know. That was impulsive and spontaneous. My intention was there, but the effect was a regret. The only thing that doesn't stop is time. Let's move on.
Ever wondered how "I peed in my pants because I saw a tiger charge at me while I was easing myself; I had to run and pee at the same time." can become "I wet myself because a tiger was doing it at high speed." ?
I hate how some people like to distort facts by paraphrasing information into ridiculous stories.
With 2 guys tributing their weekends, itouch is finally officially allowed in cougar! This thing need 2months to think? Funny army superiors.
Nice! Eyes can really tell things words can't. That's why eye contacts are so valuable.
Wedding dinners are always so lovely, and yummy. Oh my god the pork rib, fish etc were top notch! (Y)! And the red wine was super strong! I bet the cost is sky-high also :p
I've got my pay :D:D:D:D
After going to both NTU and NUS open house, I'd have to say NTU>NUS. :O It seems that ntu has a more vibrant environment! People are more helpful and lively there!
I feel like studying already!
like medusa, you have the ability to make me stone
weijian
Ever wondered how "I peed in my pants because I saw a tiger charge at me while I was easing myself; I had to run and pee at the same time." can become "I wet myself because a tiger was doing it at high speed." ?
I hate how some people like to distort facts by paraphrasing information into ridiculous stories.
With 2 guys tributing their weekends, itouch is finally officially allowed in cougar! This thing need 2months to think? Funny army superiors.
Nice! Eyes can really tell things words can't. That's why eye contacts are so valuable.
Wedding dinners are always so lovely, and yummy. Oh my god the pork rib, fish etc were top notch! (Y)! And the red wine was super strong! I bet the cost is sky-high also :p
I've got my pay :D:D:D:D
After going to both NTU and NUS open house, I'd have to say NTU>NUS. :O It seems that ntu has a more vibrant environment! People are more helpful and lively there!
I feel like studying already!
like medusa, you have the ability to make me stone
weijian
Sunday, March 6, 2011
purple dinosaur
All my life I've been good. But now? I'm thinking "what the hell?".
AOAC. It sucks. 3days 2 nights. 5.5hrs walk in the forest. Mosquito raids. Amazingly awful combat rations. I swear I'm going to buy lots of nice food for my next field camp. Sorry stomach, you shouldn't suffer!
"Those who have height above 170cm just stand up."
I struggled for a split second, then I stood up. Should I even be proud lol? Yep, my height just entitled me to my 4th parade for another kuku sign-on officer's change of command! But if given a choice, I'd rather march than be not-so-tall.
My pathetic toenail has been growing very very very slowly, but at least it's renewing! :D I see the perfect half of my toenail! so cool.
Imagine pressing 6 digits and then your one month's hard work just *poof vanish into mid-air. I hope it's worth it.
Then there's vivien's and jane's hall play. Funny glenn and the 3 girls. The rest i'm not interested at all :(
Watched this!
That kind of pain is enough to make a person faint! I don't think I can make it if i were him.. Moral of the story? Don't open your arms when you fall!
Next time i must sleep before i go out. I totally stoned like a stone. What the shit, horrible feeling.
First it's bejeweled blitz. Then it's tetris battle. I'm not gonna play these games again lol. IT WAS A DISASTER: my mind was flooded with all the blocks/gems and i found myself subconsciously forming lines with them.
I like captain's ball :) cos i think i got the ball-instinct.
I dislike my white hairs. I realised the main reason is heredity, so i'm kind of sad.
My brothers showed me how noob i am. I'm impressed by my inadequacy.
Since this is a cocoon stage, i might as well do more to make the best out of it.
like a jigsaw puzzle that got meddled by a toddler, my life is in bits and pieces
weijian
AOAC. It sucks. 3days 2 nights. 5.5hrs walk in the forest. Mosquito raids. Amazingly awful combat rations. I swear I'm going to buy lots of nice food for my next field camp. Sorry stomach, you shouldn't suffer!
"Those who have height above 170cm just stand up."
I struggled for a split second, then I stood up. Should I even be proud lol? Yep, my height just entitled me to my 4th parade for another kuku sign-on officer's change of command! But if given a choice, I'd rather march than be not-so-tall.
My pathetic toenail has been growing very very very slowly, but at least it's renewing! :D I see the perfect half of my toenail! so cool.
Imagine pressing 6 digits and then your one month's hard work just *poof vanish into mid-air. I hope it's worth it.
Then there's vivien's and jane's hall play. Funny glenn and the 3 girls. The rest i'm not interested at all :(
Watched this!
That kind of pain is enough to make a person faint! I don't think I can make it if i were him.. Moral of the story? Don't open your arms when you fall!
Next time i must sleep before i go out. I totally stoned like a stone. What the shit, horrible feeling.
First it's bejeweled blitz. Then it's tetris battle. I'm not gonna play these games again lol. IT WAS A DISASTER: my mind was flooded with all the blocks/gems and i found myself subconsciously forming lines with them.
I like captain's ball :) cos i think i got the ball-instinct.
I dislike my white hairs. I realised the main reason is heredity, so i'm kind of sad.
My brothers showed me how noob i am. I'm impressed by my inadequacy.
Since this is a cocoon stage, i might as well do more to make the best out of it.
like a jigsaw puzzle that got meddled by a toddler, my life is in bits and pieces
weijian
Saturday, February 26, 2011
This is me in a cocoon. I want to tell you i'm waiting to fly.
Who says army guys are desperate? True!
Nights out to jurong point and i saw so many hungry wolves out there. It's quite disturbing actually.
junhe jingxuan kokli and i were sitting at a table and eating out footlong subway sandwich happily. Then, a pretty/sexy girl went to queue up and the table of army guys at a table in pizza hut (just beside subway) immediately turned around and ogle at her. I dunno if she was pretty or sexy or both cos i didn't turn around. Whoa it was like they were ready to pounce on her anytime with their tattoos cigarette packs and wat-
have-they.
garrrr heeeheeee sssslurpppp
Another one came and the same thing happened -.-
So jingxuan asked," would you want your girlfriend to be ogled at?"
That has to be a no, no? ogle is different from admiring in awe.
How to convince yourself to be single:
primary schl: too young for relationships, you amateur human
sec schl: better concentrate on O level, it's really important. Flunk it and your sweep-the-floor cip will become your bread and butter job; as in your salary can only buy you bread and butter.
jc: What, the stepping stone to uni!? Gotta study hard!
army: you hairless epitome of desperation with limited civilian life. Unless you're tom cruise or hugh jackman, you're better off drawing circles at that emo corner.
uni: are you serious? each semester is like retaking A lvl's!
work: road to big bucks and financial stability
after prime years: you're an old weed now; can't even photosynthesize properly, let alone attract bees
tada single for life. crap no
Whoa nice show. His hot body is no joke man. Donnie yen's fighting scenes are always so awesome.
It turns out that i didn't have route march this week! :D Sleep + howimetyourmother chionging time! Volleyball sessions at night too!
Next week field camp! Blood donation for 3 days 2 nights! Dig shell scrape! So demoralizing. At least i have a play to look forward to!
like a psyduck, i aye aye aye
weijian
Nights out to jurong point and i saw so many hungry wolves out there. It's quite disturbing actually.
junhe jingxuan kokli and i were sitting at a table and eating out footlong subway sandwich happily. Then, a pretty/sexy girl went to queue up and the table of army guys at a table in pizza hut (just beside subway) immediately turned around and ogle at her. I dunno if she was pretty or sexy or both cos i didn't turn around. Whoa it was like they were ready to pounce on her anytime with their tattoos cigarette packs and wat-
have-they.garrrr heeeheeee sssslurpppp
Another one came and the same thing happened -.-
So jingxuan asked," would you want your girlfriend to be ogled at?"
That has to be a no, no? ogle is different from admiring in awe.
How to convince yourself to be single:
primary schl: too young for relationships, you amateur human
sec schl: better concentrate on O level, it's really important. Flunk it and your sweep-the-floor cip will become your bread and butter job; as in your salary can only buy you bread and butter.
jc: What, the stepping stone to uni!? Gotta study hard!
army: you hairless epitome of desperation with limited civilian life. Unless you're tom cruise or hugh jackman, you're better off drawing circles at that emo corner.
uni: are you serious? each semester is like retaking A lvl's!
work: road to big bucks and financial stability
after prime years: you're an old weed now; can't even photosynthesize properly, let alone attract bees
tada single for life. crap no
Whoa nice show. His hot body is no joke man. Donnie yen's fighting scenes are always so awesome.
It turns out that i didn't have route march this week! :D Sleep + howimetyourmother chionging time! Volleyball sessions at night too!
Next week field camp! Blood donation for 3 days 2 nights! Dig shell scrape! So demoralizing. At least i have a play to look forward to!
like a psyduck, i aye aye aye
weijian
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