Who says army guys are desperate? True!
Nights out to jurong point and i saw so many hungry wolves out there. It's quite disturbing actually.
junhe jingxuan kokli and i were sitting at a table and eating out footlong subway sandwich happily. Then, a pretty/sexy girl went to queue up and the table of army guys at a table in pizza hut (just beside subway) immediately turned around and ogle at her. I dunno if she was pretty or sexy or both cos i didn't turn around. Whoa it was like they were ready to pounce on her anytime with their tattoos cigarette packs and wat-have-they.
garrrr heeeheeee sssslurpppp
Another one came and the same thing happened -.-
So jingxuan asked," would you want your girlfriend to be ogled at?"
That has to be a no, no? ogle is different from admiring in awe.
How to convince yourself to be single:
primary schl: too young for relationships, you amateur human
sec schl: better concentrate on O level, it's really important. Flunk it and your sweep-the-floor cip will become your bread and butter job; as in your salary can only buy you bread and butter.
jc: What, the stepping stone to uni!? Gotta study hard!
army: you hairless epitome of desperation with limited civilian life. Unless you're tom cruise or hugh jackman, you're better off drawing circles at that emo corner.
uni: are you serious? each semester is like retaking A lvl's!
work: road to big bucks and financial stability
after prime years: you're an old weed now; can't even photosynthesize properly, let alone attract bees
tada single for life. crap no
Whoa nice show. His hot body is no joke man. Donnie yen's fighting scenes are always so awesome.
It turns out that i didn't have route march this week! :D Sleep + howimetyourmother chionging time! Volleyball sessions at night too!
Next week field camp! Blood donation for 3 days 2 nights! Dig shell scrape! So demoralizing. At least i have a play to look forward to!
like a psyduck, i aye aye aye
weijian
Saturday, February 26, 2011
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