if running away helps, carry on

Friday


Dota game 8 vs 9. Sounds interesting. Took the effort to plan and settle time and people. Waited for 2hrs doing nth. Got fed up and went to bed instead. Failed.

Bball game. Asked 11 ppl. Only 6 appeared. The rest nvr even bothered to explain or reply a "sorry not going". 4days effort half-wasted. Failed.

Life is like a vacuum cleaner; it sucks.

Now i know how horrible it is to use nail-pulling as a form of torture. I can't believe my right leg lifted my left toenail. Ridiculously painful. Like a bird with injured wings. Lame. Nails nails please grow faster. I'll treat you to a meal at Ristorante Pietrasanta (merely pasted a name from "best restaurants in singapore") if you do. But the random restaurant thr does look good, and exorbitant.





So with the holy 6, we had a great time playing bball tgt. After tt we went to Holland V. Nice place! A lot of ang mohs. Then we went to watch this lousy movie.







Really... If not for the not-so-bad effects, i dunno how i can sit thr and watch this. Chapter 1 only and it's like tt. How can subsequent series sell? I dun criticise a lot but i think this movie has the potential of being a vacuum cleaner.














Saturday

Went to the ho's family for some yummy prawn noodles and 扣肉包. Again like strangers cos we dunno how to initiate convers. Maybe a bit more than strangers cos we're all funny people, just tt we haven't had the chance to properly link back up again.

Astons Specialities! Wow never expected it to be quite affordable! $8.40 for a hickory bbq chix chop plus 2 side dishes and 1 drink. Of cos, the usual i-bet-it's-the-rental-fee-tt's-jacking-up-the-prices thought. With some time to spare, we went to the arcade. Played the drum game with ghimy and it was fun! Love music games.

The angelina jolie's:

what a salty movie! Not as bad as the last airbender! The plot was ok but angelina jolie's hot, isn't she? So versatile and smart. But i wonder how she's gonna make it when she fell off the helicopter at the end. No ration no water no dry clothes no nothing in the middle of a long stretch of trees.

Here comes my break :D

like ice cream, i'm cool

weijian

we are a rainbow of a thousand colours lighting up the sky

3rd and the worst field camp. They implemented a "thou shalt not sleep for this field camp" policy. As good as saying "crucio". But it's over woot.

This ndp preview was better than all the previous rehearsals :D Had fun immersing in the pool of patriotism.

And then a group of heartware usherers went past and started to giggle. Why, soldiers can take photos too!

Coming from SAF, presenting to you, super seniors! (junior was taken)

Ytd smth stupid happened. I was using my com halfway then i realised my itouch is not with me. Then i scanned around and a thought went into my head "it could be washed tgt with my no.4 now". So i looked at my washing machine and frown at the rotating clothes inside. "that's it. 500 bucks gone." I told my mum bout it, she stopped the wash, scolded me like mad, then rummage a lil while, NOT INSIDE THE POCKET! Oh my, i was more happy than sad at the mess. Thereafter my intuition led me to find my itouch. Haiz. What happened to my brainy? More and more forgetful. Next time i'll forget that i'm a genius

Only openness can bring people close tgt. That's what differenciates friends from acquaintances.

like a moron, i.. wha.. what?

weijian

see eh bee ai

July sucks.


Suddenly, i lost the sense of direction. Like a dolphin trapped in a desert, or a zebra that has just decided to have bright colours. Many a time i find myself staring blankly into space.







precisely. naow wut. meow?








Some old funny English stuff by other ppl:


Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.


Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.


He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.


Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.


The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.


The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.



































I'd probably be deemed insane by any person looking at me, cos i'm laughing in front of my comp hahaha. But i think some ppl won't get the joke, or maybe it's just me who gets humoured easily.



like daiso, i offer 2 bucks
weijian

you are waiting for a train...

Inception!

It doesn't matter. Because we'll be together.






















Chim yet amazing. It made me pause for a while to think whether the world i'm living in is reality or is it just another dream. Just look at Mal! Powerful eh. I wanna watch again and catch all the clues inside the movie! ARGH









ya. So, is everything a dream or wat!? Can't tell wat's real and wat's not alr.









By right, this kind of movie shld invite lots of interesting discussions. But junhe jeremy jingxuan bentay dun wan to :( So my qns kenna dao again and again, and i feel like a monkey hopping around in a cage.


Plants vs Zombies is FUN! Played the whole day HAHAHA. So is OSU.


Oh wellyz. Back to protecting the country.


like superman, i wear my underwear on the outside. ya right
weijian

this innocence is brilliant!

uh huh. uh huh.










I'll watch it :D

What a week. Field camp is bad enough. And we always thought packing the ndp goodie bags will be fun ...until friday. It's sai-gang-maximum. Sit/stand from 8-12, lunch break, 1-6. Wat's that?! Do until my mind's totally blank and until my face has the default X_X expression.




YOG song by lin jun jie.




Yea, every week. We see ppl doing these actions and hear the song over n over again. But check out the comments.

[too much censorship and strict laws turns people into retards, thus producing idiotic videos such as this]

[i get goosebumps looking at this video. stupid lyrics plus stupid actions. whats with the both palm thingy? totally make no sense. fuck these people. ]


LOL? Do they need to be so harsh!!? hahaha... K at least it's rather catchy. oh yea oh yea oh yea, hey.

Went to buy my first cheese fries and egg tart at kfc. A try-new-stuff day. Cheese is nice. But the egg tart... quoted from my bro "哇这个蛋挞比在外面买的难吃，还比在外面买的贵!". True true...
bzzzzz

like a bee, i bzzzzz
weijian

And i wonder if i ever cross your mind

for me it happens all the time...

Managed to catch this movie before booking in last week.

a lot of fighting scenes... i still think donnie fighting scenes are better though. The love story inside it is funny also hahaha. Check out the kid acting as ip man's son. Cute responses.

July; worst month for 2010. Sai gang again and again and again and again... I could have joined 2PM already. I dislike sai gang a lot. Next time must go watch ndp and laugh at the soldiers helping out "AH HAHA I ORD LO!!"..

I WANT TO WATCH INCEPTION! Looks cool.

Went to eat durians, watch despicable me and makan.

The 5 lucky ones. 6 if huimin feels lucky too.

This movie's not bad. A lot of retarded scenes by the yellow things. Funny funny!

Had a pleasant day :D

Oh wait. I've had a strange encounter. Someone tried to scam my 20bucks, according to my mum. He needed money urgently, but followed me to my hse for 10mins, which will feel like a year if there really is an emergency. So, thanks to my mum for scolding me for being naive.

Haiz. Why must this kind of ppl exist... Money really makes the world go meow.

I can finally do 10 pull-ups woot! Ya luh not a lot, but it's the first double digit! It really is quite an accomplishment to me. I'm a zero fighter from sec 3 till j2, until some how i managed to scrape through with a 6 to escape 2 months of ns. And when i started serving, i'm back to 0 again. Awful. So i've always told myself this: one fine day if i can do 10 pull-ups, i'm gonna look back and recall my progress. I'm gonna offer my experience to any cmi ppl who needs help in pull-up.

I'm tired; taking a back seat.

like the little mermaid, I lost my voice

weijian

i'll huff n i'll puff n i'll blow you down

I dunno wat's tag but from wat i observe and infer, i think i have to do this, thanks to miss tay.

10 THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF
1- I like to eat snacks like potato chip but i don't eat them.
2-I'm so lazy that most of the time, i'd rather eat fruits or starve till next meal than cook maggie mee.
3-I always put myself in your shoes, maybe to see if they fit so i can kop :p
4-I nvr had chix pox before.
5-I think i'm slightly taller than 177cm, perhaps by a few mm but i nvr bothered to cfm it.
6-I like to play sport games.
7-I have super powerful adrenaline rush.
8-I think at least twice before everything.
9-I am sensitive; try poking me n i'll scream in pain
10-lemon party rocks HAHAHA -.-

9 THINGS YOU’VE THOUGHT ABOUT RECENTLY
1-wat may happen if i have a gf
2-life after ns and before uni
3-whr is my z-factor
4-braces
5-uni life
6-wat to do/org when i book out
7-him
8-her
9-you

8 WAYS TO WIN YOUR HEART
1-huh? I'm the one trying to win yours right!
2-feeling
3-chat n crap
4-intelligent
5-beautiful
6-yummy
7-maybe you can add a bit of sugar
8-blast me with your eyes

7 THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD DO.
1-try out all the thrill rides in the world
2-run till 2.4km timing lesser than 9min 44sec
3-ice-skate like any pro ice skaters
4-rewind
5-hand-walk
6-touch e bball ring with 2 hands
7-make a weijian clone

6 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP.
1-pee
2-brush teeth
3-drink water
4-stretch like luffy on the bed
5-set alarm

5 THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD SAY TO FIVE DIFFERENT PEOPLE RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT.
1- good night!
2- wanna go out?
3- watch out for ur zippy :D
4- can i talk to you?
5- HAHAHAHAHAHA

4 THINGS YOU’RE DOING RIGHT NOW.
1- stretching
2- chatting
3- listening to music
4- staring at msn

3 THINGS YOU’RE SCARED OF
1- cockroach
2- fat lizards
3- getting turned down

2 THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1- get a gf
2- go genting play those theme park rides

1 CONFESSION
conf...wat? confectionery? i want! i'm hungry now!



Ok this is such a tiring week. Outfield, no admin time, no night out, sunday book in. All i rmbed was not to be like a typical exhausted soldier:










yea tt shag stone look tt we are supposed to have to uphold the image of soldiers










So i decided to let euphoria overcome me. When euphoria strikes, there's no escape. How? First you need crapping capabilities. Next you need to laugh at anything. Then, you need a friend who, like you, feels bored and is willing to be insane for a while. It helps a lot lor! Laugh like crazy, play orientation games again (my sergeant tt's a no-go in camp LOL), engage in pointless conversations, imitation of key figures ETC.

k I accept it. It's quite immature hahaha. But that's better than giving that stone look while trying to keep awake huh?






Doesn't this give you the "HEHEHEHE. Do you admit defeat now?" kind of look? Stop staring at the centre parting!





NO OUTING THIS WEEK T.T now i feel more tired than ever...

i hate guessing.


like a roti prata, i lie down flat
weijian