Suddenly, i lost the sense of direction. Like a dolphin trapped in a desert, or a zebra that has just decided to have bright colours. Many a time i find myself staring blankly into space.
precisely. naow wut. meow?
Some old funny English stuff by other ppl:
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.
The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
I'd probably be deemed insane by any person looking at me, cos i'm laughing in front of my comp hahaha. But i think some ppl won't get the joke, or maybe it's just me who gets humoured easily.
like daiso, i offer 2 bucks
weijian
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