you spin my head right round right round

wa insane. hit counter from 1.8k fly to 9k+. Some you-know-who lurking around here spamming refresh/F5 is it -.-

nah. This is the F5 you should see when u press "F5" in maplestory. Go go spam it in maplestory!

YESSSSS 7 weeks gone, 2 more to go! My pull-up still as cui as ever, and i dunno y. Hopefully the boat will straighten when it reaches the bridge. Oops, where's the bridge? I think i passed it...

So, clever lil ninja platoon 1 ppl came up with the idea of singing english and chinese songs during the torturous route march! Definitely better than army songs cos we all got sian of them already. Here's how the 16km march went:

0-4km: warm-up for shagness in a half-awake-half-asleep state. morale: low

4-8km: spam popular songs like bad romance and national day songs like home. morale: chao high

8-12km: tried to continue singing. morale: low-mid

12-16km: last struggle already, give up = die. morale: mid, then high

i wonder how i can survive 24km...i think i better stop worrying bout things and just do whatever i need to do haha

hey hey check it out! :

power? This one is from the NTU application page. i cant edit it some more. Smart system.

i think i'm super healthy. i eat 4 fruits everyday; 2 per meal. That's why ppl around me cough like they want to win the see-who-cough-the-loudest-and-the-most-competition, while i skip around happily like what jane always does.

talking bout food, here's what some guai lan ppl in sg do:

me: "uncle,可以加菜吗 ?"

glkia: *stare at me as though i got wings on my back, or halo hovering on top of my head

me: *wonder what he's doing, he afk is it?

so i just walked off anyway. He didn't even say no or smth. Nice sia. Mouth got gold, cannot anyhow open.

like harry potter, i sound like helicopter

weijian

it's over it's over it's oval it's o...oh well

YES field camp is over! Shouldn't fill in the boring details haha. I clearly rmbed having these thoughts :
"wat the shit...it just begun!?" after the 8km route march
"wa cui cui, i'm a goner" during the process
"wow so many ppl fall out...shld i fall out and lax for a while? (but i still didn't)" during some strenuous activities
"my frens are doing the same, so i'm not less fortunate" during everything
and finally...
"it's over"

most unforgettable experiences;
-i cried when my sir was relating his story to us. he cried too. it's freaking hard to hold back tears lol
-proning on rocks.
-soaking ur wet feet in wet boots for the whole day. my feet still stink now
-i dug my grave and slept in it for 1 night. coffins shld be more comfy lol choi choi

i shld be choosing 1.aerospace engineering then 2.chemical engineering for NTU ! hope i get into either...i got no idea which is better. NUS chemical engineering so pro, and it's super theory-based. I see no hope in NUS sia, y so many ppl wan go NUS!? accountancy also NTU better...

Some how i'm looking forward to physical trainings already...after all the shit field camp things. And of cos, the book-out gatherings haha

like a balloon, i float
weijian

unplanned plans

I ask my girl, To take a walk
To take a walk, Down Orchard road
Bypass Mandarin, To Centrepoint
Where we had lunch, at Macdonalds

We had fillet, and apple pie
We shared a cup, Of lemon lime
I held her hands, Looking into her eyes
I ask my girl, To be my Valentine

There was one night, There was no light
There was no light, So we use moonlight
Moonlight no light, So we use torch light
Torch light no light, So we use Purple light . . .

Purple light, In the Valley
That is where, I wanna be
Infantry, Best Companion
With my Rifle & my Buddy & me ..

SOC, sibei jialat
IPPT, lagi worse
Everyday, doing PT
With my Rifle & my Buddy & me ..

Booking out, See my girlfriend
Saw her with, Another man
Rape the man, Rape my girlfriend
With my Rifle & my Buddy & me ..

ORD, back to studies
got Degree, so Happy
can’t forget, Days in Army
With my Rifle & my Buddy & me ..

Purplelight, at the Warfront
That is where, My Buddy dies
If i die, Would you bury me … ?
With my Rifle & my Buddy & me ..

there was this stupid link to purple light haha. First part was sweet i thought. But there are many other versions. This made me survive a 25mins run haha. I dun feel tired at all if i sing and run, but of cos must 投入into the songs. ok, actually there will be a 35mins run T.T

like a human, i pondered
weijian

munch on the branch for ur lunch like a punk in your bunk

Congrats to many many ppl who scored well for A's!!!

EDAAA. ok luh i got wat i expected and i think i got wat i deserved too. So should i be happy? Maybe not but i ought to be contented lol.
So wat's my worries...
*gp like shit, ltr need to take english in uni again then....haiz
*gp like shit, dunno if they will reject me
*econs like shit, so it might be AAA/D for uni application
*rank pt 81, dunno wat it can do
So why i can still kk...
*some ppl say gp at most take 1 entry test for uni only, doesn't affect if i not going into courses tt require powderful (see, no wonder my england like tt) gp
*main component is still the triple A, so i should be ok. ghimo say my hmt can sub my econs so it will be AAA/B instead! true or not i dunno

YAY so i'm still okok. As long as i get into uni, my mother will "wa 厉害 " or smth like tt. Since 行行出状元 also... At most ghimo and i can start a private tuition dong dong! Brainwashing fact: a tuition teacher quitted his engineering job and started private tutoring from $200 a month to $10k a month. WOW LOL!! Let's all go be tuition teachers!

Lim & Goh; makes u slim, earns u gold. Ok crapping session. Our motto: 一山还比一山低 Our vision (a practical 1): to earn big bucks hahaha! Really wat, all other organisations nvr reveal this secret lil vision of theirs only lo.

Then the 01 peeps went to Sakura and chiong dinner buffet after the collection of results. Shiok. Eat until my belly converts into the unity-is-strength-mode. But got really tired at the end of the day... I realised the importance of lowering my contentment lvl!

like a chicken, i aspire to fly
weijian

when the going gets tough, the tough gets going

[had enough rest over the weekend right? pt time!]
[second day only and u all shag meh? no right? down!]
[c'mon c'mon! 2 more days to bookout!]
[alright! 1 more day! pt!]
[last day already! give ur last shot during pt ok!]
hello, monday to friday all the same 1? -.-

My back argh...aching like dunno wat. Felt like giving up, felt like dying. But after i finished it, i looked back and told myself "hey it wasn't tt bad after all. i mean i completed it anyway right?" But no, this shall not make me a brokeback mountain. Never!



Yea frown, kookaburra frown, kookaburra gay ur life must be... Luckily i'm not kookaburra. But hey look at choonboon over there! hahahaha

<<- went to swusan's hse to make a choppy cny visit! wow cny lasts quite long huh.. the powerful swusan's generous mum treated us to dinner!





And there was this super fun army cosmetics. Three black stripes with green camo. Fun and cool during our first try, just like the cool guy on tv last time! But cleaning it off was ZZZZZZZ. Esp the eyes-part! Got the free-eye-liner for everyone. Haha nvr try the eye-liner thing b4. And some ppl left so much of the greeny blackish stuff on their eyes that they looked like they were ready for some chinese-opera-marathon LOL!

This was the first time i'm considering signing on... i mean the $$ really v attractive wat. Some more it's going to be hiong for the first few months only right? The rest not as hiong? How bout air force engineer hmm; they dun need to be SOOOO fit anyway huh. Still thinking.


OH MY GOD. My weight had remained unchanged until...NOW! shiok gain of 3kg. It's been...2 yrs since my countless effort to put on weight. Super nice BMI of 19.8 now woohooooooo. C'mon smart lil guy. U're going to gain more muscle mass and look so fit and handsome and smart and cool and hot and...and....aiya u know luh haha!

like a plant, i photosynthesize everyday thanks to the abundance of sunlight
weijian

i gotta suck thumb

It's tough. It's boring. But it's compulsory. So at times, i thought of "enjoying" it, which really helps to get through it fast.

devilic self: wts?! first 2 days already so tiring, how i survive for next 2 days before my short short freedom?
angelic self: hey c'mon, these 2 days were sian but, it's over! u just need to close 1 eye then 4 days will be gone!

and so, i closed 1 eye...only to realise that i still have many eyes to close for the next few weeks T.T


Ytd went to yihfang's hse for 01 gathering! ppl who were thr: yihfang yumei swusan vivien weini qingping huimin enlin choonboon ghimsiang kokli kaisheng jianyu me

as usual boon doesn't look at the camera lol

i could have eaten more curry if not for my sore throat lor. I CANNOT USE 假音 OMG?! so this is the feeling of losing voice. Really first time for me sia.

ok no more ns talks. ok maybe a bit on it.
boon: hey let's play a game. 5min chat without ns content
me: kk
*silence... the crow flew past us...
see, we must try to become normal again. i know if my frens go ns and i nvr go, i will be damn damn sian too.

and and, dun luan luan use social studies skills can! ~.~ u all

like a big blind man, i'm a 大忙人
weijian

single day double post triple...triple...triple kill? :p

As usual it's a kai-ma (no not kaisheng's mother. kai-ma is godmother in cantonese) hse visit on the first day! Yummy snacks thr like always. Oh they noticed my botak. Ok kind of weird cos we also not really that close...
Then ... it's ah-gor (aunt) hse visit. ulu lil place with no one thr -.- Spammed drinks thr haha! It's as though i poured a packet of sugar into my mouth for today, but no way i dun wan diabetes. Thr was this cute lil niece of mine who freaking 刀-ed me.
-"hello britney! *waves hand"
-looked at me as though i'm a retard, then continued afk-ing on the spot
looks like she aspires to be a butcher...

















Thereafter, we went to 2nd ah-gor's hse whr the rest of the ppl agreed to meet tgt. Guess wat? I dun even know my cousins' names. Just shook hand and "happy new year" and smiled. Haiz.

Oh yes, here's my first botak photo. It's somewhr near a swimming pool in my ah-gor's condo whr we used to swim tgt everytime we went to ah-gor's hse. Erm, 6yrs ago -.- How to take this photo? We saw an Indian couple walking past, who were probably enjoying their valentine's day, and we approached them to help us take photo. Why? Cos the guy can't possibly reject us in front of her gf hahaha. Must act helpful etc






yes yes my bro is taller than me. He wore sports shoe also, not fair. Got extra height boost.







my ahyi: "eh lai lai, come here and squat down"
me: "huh?"
ahyi: "lai luh"
*i went and squat down
ahyi: *touch my head and "HAHAHAHA so nice to feel botak head!"
-.-

I was thinking wat will happen to our generation in the future lol. Confirm drift away from cousins..

like a lightbulb, my head shines
weijian