see eh bee ai

July sucks.


Suddenly, i lost the sense of direction. Like a dolphin trapped in a desert, or a zebra that has just decided to have bright colours. Many a time i find myself staring blankly into space.







precisely. naow wut. meow?








Some old funny English stuff by other ppl:


Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.


Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.


He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.


Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.


The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.


The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.



































I'd probably be deemed insane by any person looking at me, cos i'm laughing in front of my comp hahaha. But i think some ppl won't get the joke, or maybe it's just me who gets humoured easily.



like daiso, i offer 2 bucks
weijian

you are waiting for a train...

Inception!

It doesn't matter. Because we'll be together.






















Chim yet amazing. It made me pause for a while to think whether the world i'm living in is reality or is it just another dream. Just look at Mal! Powerful eh. I wanna watch again and catch all the clues inside the movie! ARGH









ya. So, is everything a dream or wat!? Can't tell wat's real and wat's not alr.









By right, this kind of movie shld invite lots of interesting discussions. But junhe jeremy jingxuan bentay dun wan to :( So my qns kenna dao again and again, and i feel like a monkey hopping around in a cage.


Plants vs Zombies is FUN! Played the whole day HAHAHA. So is OSU.


Oh wellyz. Back to protecting the country.


like superman, i wear my underwear on the outside. ya right
weijian

this innocence is brilliant!

uh huh. uh huh.










I'll watch it :D

What a week. Field camp is bad enough. And we always thought packing the ndp goodie bags will be fun ...until friday. It's sai-gang-maximum. Sit/stand from 8-12, lunch break, 1-6. Wat's that?! Do until my mind's totally blank and until my face has the default X_X expression.




YOG song by lin jun jie.




Yea, every week. We see ppl doing these actions and hear the song over n over again. But check out the comments.

[too much censorship and strict laws turns people into retards, thus producing idiotic videos such as this]

[i get goosebumps looking at this video. stupid lyrics plus stupid actions. whats with the both palm thingy? totally make no sense. fuck these people. ]


LOL? Do they need to be so harsh!!? hahaha... K at least it's rather catchy. oh yea oh yea oh yea, hey.

Went to buy my first cheese fries and egg tart at kfc. A try-new-stuff day. Cheese is nice. But the egg tart... quoted from my bro "哇这个蛋挞比在外面买的难吃，还比在外面买的贵!". True true...
bzzzzz

like a bee, i bzzzzz
weijian

And i wonder if i ever cross your mind

for me it happens all the time...

Managed to catch this movie before booking in last week.

a lot of fighting scenes... i still think donnie fighting scenes are better though. The love story inside it is funny also hahaha. Check out the kid acting as ip man's son. Cute responses.

July; worst month for 2010. Sai gang again and again and again and again... I could have joined 2PM already. I dislike sai gang a lot. Next time must go watch ndp and laugh at the soldiers helping out "AH HAHA I ORD LO!!"..

I WANT TO WATCH INCEPTION! Looks cool.

Went to eat durians, watch despicable me and makan.

The 5 lucky ones. 6 if huimin feels lucky too.

This movie's not bad. A lot of retarded scenes by the yellow things. Funny funny!

Had a pleasant day :D

Oh wait. I've had a strange encounter. Someone tried to scam my 20bucks, according to my mum. He needed money urgently, but followed me to my hse for 10mins, which will feel like a year if there really is an emergency. So, thanks to my mum for scolding me for being naive.

Haiz. Why must this kind of ppl exist... Money really makes the world go meow.

I can finally do 10 pull-ups woot! Ya luh not a lot, but it's the first double digit! It really is quite an accomplishment to me. I'm a zero fighter from sec 3 till j2, until some how i managed to scrape through with a 6 to escape 2 months of ns. And when i started serving, i'm back to 0 again. Awful. So i've always told myself this: one fine day if i can do 10 pull-ups, i'm gonna look back and recall my progress. I'm gonna offer my experience to any cmi ppl who needs help in pull-up.

I'm tired; taking a back seat.

like the little mermaid, I lost my voice

weijian

i'll huff n i'll puff n i'll blow you down

I dunno wat's tag but from wat i observe and infer, i think i have to do this, thanks to miss tay.

10 THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF
1- I like to eat snacks like potato chip but i don't eat them.
2-I'm so lazy that most of the time, i'd rather eat fruits or starve till next meal than cook maggie mee.
3-I always put myself in your shoes, maybe to see if they fit so i can kop :p
4-I nvr had chix pox before.
5-I think i'm slightly taller than 177cm, perhaps by a few mm but i nvr bothered to cfm it.
6-I like to play sport games.
7-I have super powerful adrenaline rush.
8-I think at least twice before everything.
9-I am sensitive; try poking me n i'll scream in pain
10-lemon party rocks HAHAHA -.-

9 THINGS YOU’VE THOUGHT ABOUT RECENTLY
1-wat may happen if i have a gf
2-life after ns and before uni
3-whr is my z-factor
4-braces
5-uni life
6-wat to do/org when i book out
7-him
8-her
9-you

8 WAYS TO WIN YOUR HEART
1-huh? I'm the one trying to win yours right!
2-feeling
3-chat n crap
4-intelligent
5-beautiful
6-yummy
7-maybe you can add a bit of sugar
8-blast me with your eyes

7 THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD DO.
1-try out all the thrill rides in the world
2-run till 2.4km timing lesser than 9min 44sec
3-ice-skate like any pro ice skaters
4-rewind
5-hand-walk
6-touch e bball ring with 2 hands
7-make a weijian clone

6 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP.
1-pee
2-brush teeth
3-drink water
4-stretch like luffy on the bed
5-set alarm

5 THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD SAY TO FIVE DIFFERENT PEOPLE RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT.
1- good night!
2- wanna go out?
3- watch out for ur zippy :D
4- can i talk to you?
5- HAHAHAHAHAHA

4 THINGS YOU’RE DOING RIGHT NOW.
1- stretching
2- chatting
3- listening to music
4- staring at msn

3 THINGS YOU’RE SCARED OF
1- cockroach
2- fat lizards
3- getting turned down

2 THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1- get a gf
2- go genting play those theme park rides

1 CONFESSION
conf...wat? confectionery? i want! i'm hungry now!



Ok this is such a tiring week. Outfield, no admin time, no night out, sunday book in. All i rmbed was not to be like a typical exhausted soldier:










yea tt shag stone look tt we are supposed to have to uphold the image of soldiers










So i decided to let euphoria overcome me. When euphoria strikes, there's no escape. How? First you need crapping capabilities. Next you need to laugh at anything. Then, you need a friend who, like you, feels bored and is willing to be insane for a while. It helps a lot lor! Laugh like crazy, play orientation games again (my sergeant tt's a no-go in camp LOL), engage in pointless conversations, imitation of key figures ETC.

k I accept it. It's quite immature hahaha. But that's better than giving that stone look while trying to keep awake huh?






Doesn't this give you the "HEHEHEHE. Do you admit defeat now?" kind of look? Stop staring at the centre parting!





NO OUTING THIS WEEK T.T now i feel more tired than ever...

i hate guessing.


like a roti prata, i lie down flat
weijian