hohoho merry christmas!

Whoa whoa eventful week man. Took 2 ninja leaves on wed n thurs hehehe.

My mum always say i nvr bring my bros out to have fun lalala. Okay so we had a sudden sporty outing: badminton n swimming. So hard to swim alr! We zoomed through the slide and caught the wave..brings back memories.

Then we decided to compete and see who can swim the furthest under water. 1 of them cui: 1st try 10m, 2nd try 10m, 3rd try 10m, he's out. The other one put up a real good fight. We decided to stop after reaching a consensus tt we'll reach the other end of the pool eventually. Final dist: 25m


Clarence's party
Fun but exp! 27bucks per person on food O.o I think the turkey was really costly.. In the end we had so much leftover food haha.. ham pasta turkey SUPER LONG N BIG sausages snacks drinks.

Clarence's room became a mini club ah haha sing song jump around woooohoo. The vodka orange juice beer redbull sprite part was exciting too! Lots of deception with indian poker..

there was once when i had to drink 3 times in 3 consecutive turns.. quite impossible! 3/50 x 2/40 x 4/30 = 0.04%

Not to forget zuokun's and choonboon's faces turned tomato red after a few sips hahaha. They can't blame us for proposing more toasts to them in a bid to make them drunk!

Gift exchange.. i got smth that i like ^^ red pillow!

01 party
Not really a party luh. Dimsum buffet at ban heng pavillion restaurant. I realised dim sum dun need buffet 1! So easy to get full.. Bad choice :( We had a lot of ppl! swusan huimin jasmine qingping bryan cheeyee kokli choonboon jianyu kaisheng kenneth ghimsiang kianmin me.






really, we got so many ppl!











Then after a long while.. we decided to go settlers' cafe to play! yumei was so suay.. The bomb exploded on her turn 3 times all bcos i delayed my turns for a while longer. Her luck was amazing haha. And then.. wait for it.. THE BEST GAME (in my opinion) .. it's coming.. ta..tab.. reaching soon.. taboo! So many funny guesses hahahahaha. Sad thing is that the words will get exhausted after a while.. fun fun fun fun fun. I love that game.

Gift exchange.. i dunno why we started praying "i dun wan choonboon's present" haha.

Then it was ben and jerry's icecream time. We shared merlionster. Yummy. And i still haven't tried haagen dazs. I must go try it next time!

The rest is all talking session.. I rmb yumei said girls like guys with neat haircut. 01 guys all have neat haircuts LOL! yayyy let's do it guys!



wowowowow. that's not all. went out on tuesday also. Insane sia.. now i realise how impt rest is! Z.Z


i'm seeing red. No i'm not angry. And red is not a hot cute girl. Just so you know, staring into the eyes of someone with sore eyes is not how the bacteria is spread!

So, feel at ease to maintain eye contact with a good-looking person who has sore eyes -.-






2010 is ending soon! Let me check my resolution..
1. get stronger and more muscular [ of cos! i'm a combat fit soldier hurr!]
2. be able to do 10 pull-ups [12 > 10 ! ]
3. touch the bball ring with 2 hands [ the bball ring in camp is slanted so i did it! nah, still can't on a normal ring]
4. continue blogging for 2010 [ why did i set this in the first place? done.]
5. get good A lvl results [ fair is foul and foul is fair. my results are foul enough. or fair.]
6. become more handsome [ fail. i dun think i'd changed]
7. buy smth that can play songs without lagging [ itouch itouch itouch YES YES YES :D]


In conclusion, 2010 was a successful year! I need to set better goals for 2011!



like a dynamite, we gon' light it up
weijian

2.5days more in camp and i'll be done with army for 2010!

First time i forgot to bring underwear to camp. Luckily i got extra ones in my cupboard and i have nights out to go home and take.. heng ahhh.

what's up for this week? i forgot alr. A fight almost broke out in my bunk and it involved the affable gangster, who's my nemesis, and my friend. I seriously don't think there is any chance of our paths crossing each other. We are like 2 parallel lines; we walk past each other without any contact. I was hoping thr would be a fight so that we can charge him and send him into the detention barrack!

Then there was swimming session. Niceeeee v long nvr swim alr. I still rmb i could swim 40laps last time! Now cannot alr. And the pool is super deep: 5m! I don't dare to dive and reach the bottom of the pool loool. Scary shit.

A cockroach went into my cupboard. It was disastrous but i was lucky cos it went into my bag so i could kill it outside my bunk. Worst insect ever. Now facts about it:
this six-legged critter can live without food for an entire month and hold its breath for forty minutes if necessary. Even if you cut off its head, it would still run around the house for about a week before dying of thirst because its brain is not in its head. It’s scattered throughout its body. It can run up to three miles in a hour before calling it a day. The female mates only once and is pregnant for the rest of her life. The heart can even stop without causing harm to the insect.

This insect is ridiculous. I had no idea cockroaches are actually monsters. And, there was one discovered in South America that was six inches in length with a twelve-inch wing span. O.O

a:"Hey wanna hang out tgt on sunday?"
b:"nah, i got church"
c:"nah, i got temple"
tell me if u heard of c before.

power buddhism lecture -.- I can't stop being skeptical about some of the things that they say. 天有多高? i dunno. 地有多厚? we dunno. But no? we learnt tt earth's diameter is 12756km so assuming the earth is spherical, which in fact is not, that's how thick earth is, isn't it? And of cos many other one-sided views.. Still, i believe some of the things there.

2.5 days wheeee xmas party wheeee next week is gonna be so exciting!


like a snitch, it needs to be snatched
weijian

time extension

I got until jan before my internet service gets terminated i think. Had enough of quarrelling. I shouldn't be so dependent on the internet also! >:(




I rmb having a heartfelt satisfaction in the pugil stick fight during the ICCT grading. I was very sian when i know tt my partner for the stick fight is my arch enemy. But on second thoughts, that could be my only chance to take revenge legally and yet not make plain my intentions. teeheeeheee... and "tee" is his surname. 2mins in the ring is "super shag". That's what everyone before me said. The best way to understand it is to try it.





Like a frenzied gorilla, i GARRRR!!!! *bish bash bish. After 1min or so, both of us were exhausted. I took the opportunity and took a quick strike to his head, and in that short time interval, i delivered a few combos; all on his head. Shiok shiok shiok shiok. Serves him right for being an asshole gangster in camp.





smth like this yea, this is one of the few moments i'll nvr forget :D









Other than that.. I couldn't rmb anything much. My whole week's been driven by the thought of saturday's badminton with 01 peeps and friends. Seems v long since we last met. Awesome.








thanks to cheeyee, i made my first gif! wow now got website to do instant ones. cool.

just as there are ppl who make your day, so there are spoilers.


like soccer, we all have our "own goals"
weijian

nobody said it was eazayyye

badminton with the army guys was fun. just quite sad that i feel older alr.

3D rapunzel was nice too. Looks like the 3D effects are getting better and better. BUT STILL EXP.

i wonder if the loss of touch with the internet will entail unbearable boredom..


like steve in blue's clues, i'm clueless; you guess?
weijian

some day, these meanies will entreat for chances to polish my boots

hello new sgts. 自己人 ok, let's have a "fun" year ahead!

As expected.. the new sgts got "eaten up" by us. Uhm yum yum. It's like having a new teacher; must bully a bit to show our 5cents worth, no?

RUNNING AHHHHHHHH. I am so going to get gold for my ippt by hook or by crook, even if it means i have to cook. Maybe next year luh ok. 2 weeks to improve 45s sounds grueling. Gold gold gold gold gold gold... goh gets gold. Great.


weird. I prepared 10hrs+ worth of videos to entertain me for my guard duty but i only watched 2hrs of it! I guess the relation is like tt: sleep> videos> dota. Sleep is wonderful.


$_$ i need more money for uni... Any cute kid wants an efficient smart handsome kind gentle and the list goes on with all the synonyms of good values tutor?


like google, i'm feeling lucky
weijian

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

just a piece of crap, maybe another trash.

Intermediate close combat training. wow. I think it's training us to be giraffes. My neck got sooo stiff after that 2hrs session of learning how to fall down.

Went to watch Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 1! with huimin jasmine ghim boon kai ken tng. that's okay wasn't it? o.o

I like the crazy outlook of bellatrix lestrange. Kind of scary to be facing an enemy like her right?

crucio. tehehehe

emma watson! I think she's prettier with long hairs. In the harry potter context, lucky u ron. so smart too.

The movie was great, just like how i visualised it when i read the book. Yea, based on the scenes in the previous 6 movies. I wanna watch part 2!

Then.. i rmb feeling awkward and making an ignorant and insensitive comment on smth i dunno about. OH crap, save me. I realised then how little i know of my friends. sigh. Guess i need a share-with-me face. I prefer to be a listener.

Glee was nice, but some times it gets boring. There were tear-jerking moments T.T.. but i dunno y those evil characters spring back to their evil ways everytime they try to be nice. Very confusing, but that's how sue Cs it.



I used to believe that drinks like coffee or red bull have no effect on me. Then, in australia, i drank 2 cans of red bull: i couldn't sleep the whole night. Dunno when, i drank 1 cup of coffee and i couldn't sleep too. No more playing with drinks :((( i want my sleeeep!

like a piece of dough, i've got to shape up. literally
weijian

drop everything now. meet me in the pouring rain..

-"alright now that you all are going to be 2nd year soldiers soon, i'm going to give you all more privileges."
-*look at each other with doubt
-"first, smokers are allowed to keep their own cigarette. You all can OTOT (own time own target) go smoke, but must ask for permission before doing so."
-.. .. [i see. otot + the need to ask for permission. dear sgt major, u are getting smarter and smarter everyday]

All in all, the extra privileges don't affect me at all. These 2 days were enjoyable though! Super training for everyone to regain our combat fitness! But after these sessions we get to rest for 2hrs+, i.e SLEEP! YES SLEEP! We all enjoyed an astounding long and uninterrupted rest of 2hrs after every physical training session! Isn't that cool. This is exactly what i perceive of army in the past! If only everyday is like that! :O


Played vball on hari raya haji day. One thing that differenciates vball from other sports is that you get to apply force on the ball with your bare hands. It is a great sport to destress, not that i have any stress to begin with (compared to students, army is relatively less brain-taxing). AND AND the feel when u score a point with a power spike! Shiokshiokshiokshiokshiokshiok. I think i can get a similar feel with badminton too, and badminton is a more popular sport :p


Let me recall.. i rmb vball training was torturous. O.O Then clarence n i concluded that vball was torturous bcos of vlee -.- But then again, without him, we wouldn't be equipped with the necessary skills to play a decent game. Blah.. gives n takes.


I'm still growing. I know it.


like bananas in pyjamas, i think we're thinking of the same thing
weijian

bored

So i wasted my 5 days of leave. Supposedly, i can go overseas and enjoy! $$.

Tuesday
went to jerm's condo to play tennis with jerm sam jingyang gums. I think i've gotten the hang of tennis :D i'm gonna be the prince of tennis. But we wasted a lot of balls! I'd say around 10 balls. I felt quite bad cos 4 of them are caused by me. jingyang's a nice fren.

Then we went to bukit timah to play pool for 1hr. V funny game hahaha thanks to gums.

Thursday
went to sing songs with junhe junyang jingyang kevin jerm kokli at bugis! 7hrs niceee. But that place reeks of smoke. A cheena paikia place. fun fun fun

duet with kokli. beware.. kokli's voice is godly. godly kokli.

Friday

catching up session with archery frens! zhixiong hiokyang chiahong tanmin. went to play board games at settlers' cafe. Before that we had lunch at the hawker centre thr. My my, the crayfish and prawn hor fun was platable! Not as fun as when i played with the 01peeps but still had a good time :O i wonder why.

walk here and thr, we drifted to chiahong's hse to play his wii! i guess wii is fun only when ppl play tgt cos i dun think the games thr will interest me when my frens are not playing it! Quite enjoyable.. i think my reflexes are getting slower and slower. nooooo

Saturday
vball session after so long! Quite awkward playing with ppl u dun really know well but still know their existence ~.~ Very fun games! maybe 20yrs ltr i'll be the uncle playing against the next generation alr..


Free flow drinks sucks in settlers' cafe n ktv! They always spam ice to make the drinks sooooo insanely dilute: they might as well put plain water + colouring + sugar. Some more it makes consumers feel bad when we need to ASK for refill. Or maybe it's just my thin layer of skin.


thumbs up to the creators and the acting crew of thebigbangtheory. I think the show is really really awesome :)))

Back to camp alr. Normal army life resumes. Sigh. When can this shit end?


like duh, you dunno?
weijian

the boys are back

SO! training in australia turned out to be a v slack and fun one! Like i'm on a holidayyy!

hotter in the day, colder at night

breakfast,lunch,dinner,night snack! (Y)

most of the time, i dun perspire at all. cool huh!

random sightings of kangaroos! (sadly, they're too fast for me to take photos with them)

most importantly, i slept for around 50% of my time thr! "enemy" company. reserve section. so we SLEPT for 4 days. no joke, we really slept for 4 days. slack? :p
oh but australia is 2hrs ahead of sg. so that means i sleep at 8pm and wake up at 3am everyday. on days when we need to go outfield, i wake up at 1am. my god? i dun even go to bed after 1am last time!

latrine and water point; my 2 fav places. On the first day, i drank 15litres of water! Serious! My throat dried up so easily so i just gulped water everytime i felt thirsty. insane huh 15litres.

and then the bathing area. naked men everyday. would have been a feast for my eyes if i were a gay o.o yup that's also whr the guys share their lil secret

shit hole! but using sawdust to "flush". Thanks to combat rations, i fart more than i shit there. And the smell of my fart and shit is different from that in singapore! cool huh.

fierce camouflage.

my mum says i dun look like myself in this photo o.o

finally on the bus to r&r! tt calls for a hug!

hello aussy girls, let me eat you up

tehehe..

adult shop in the rural area = no business

real bacon burger. $10.15 x 1.3 too expensive alr

jingx and i got a shot with an aussy girl at the airport! by the way her hands were on our waists and she was pulling us tgt. After that both of our minds went blank.

It's frustrating to see someone slacking away when we all are supposed to do the same amount of work. So i couldn't bear to hurt my eyes anymore; i went to provide some ppl some advice. Luckily i did hehe, things changed for the better, we become closer frens!

Actually i didn't really feel like i was in australia. I felt like i was in a stupid forest, so i could be in a china forest. It was only the last 2 days of r&r that really gave me the aussy feel. Bye australia, i think i will get to visit u again next year T.T

like a g6, i'm feeling so fly
weijian

i'm flying. i'm flying. i'm flying.

alright, what a fun week.

Monday

Went to settlers cafe with kokli huimin vivien. Reflex games are the best. Cos i rarely lose. LOL!
Halfway through, went for a platoon outing at sukiyaki restaurant. dear dear.. that was my worst buffet O.O not really cheap + cheap frozen food = bring a cooker go ntuc and have a buffet -.- okay but the thin slices of pork dipped into raw egg was nice!
After which, we went to bpp thai express to eat the sa-nook set with additional members: jas qp clar. We ate cows! moooooo. khao luh. It means rice.
"hi, can we have our orders?"
"sure wait huh. 5mins"
so much for thai express

Then went to tour around bpp daiso. Everything seems cheap thr o.o It reminded me tt i've nvr been to a halloween party before. And this yr i'll be celebrating halloween overseas!


Tuesday

Went to mt faber for kbox with junhe jerms gums junyang noel sly! Cool huh. Overnight singing some more. Nice experience. Sang to our hearts' content :)
But that worker thr confiscated our 2L orange juice! "no outside food and drinks allowed. I'll have to confiscate it." -.- we felt like kids.
And after the singing, we walked to gums' hse for sleepover and we walked past the area whr huang-na was found O.O scary.


Wednesday

surprise dinner with kokli n swusan. supposed to be huimin jas qp and me lol. So, their date was destroyed awkwardly. Finally completed bishibashi woohoo woohoo. I'm so lucky, i nvr 'die' at that game hahaha. My hands were the most retarded one though; i can't spam buttons fast crazily. Not like huimin, dunno how she spam 1 o.o

kokli was funny. And huimin made him funnier.


I haven't packed my bag! I feel so weird now.



like medusa, you got deadly eyes
weijian

i don't like sore throat at all :(

Block leave lo! And then off to Australia lo! First time travelling overseas for more than 1week! How should i be feeling? I don't know. Well accidents happened alr, weather not v good, dunno how the rations will taste like etc etc...

I know for sure that shitting thr is gonna be a very disgusting thing to do :( either have to dig and shit, or smell the worms eating my shit at base camp. ewww so much for natural decomposition. If the vehicle overturns, i'll probably not live. Why?

If it overturns, i wouldn't have enough time to react with my thick vest and hide inside the vehicle. Just..too hard, even if we practise lots of vehicle overturning drills. Pray pray. holy mama 13tons is no joke.

Play it well, play it safe! Presenting SAF condoms! not really, it's actually suretex haha. But SAF sponsored it. First time holding onto condoms. wow. Guess i have no other choice but to...

seriously -.- really got ppl go and try out aussy babes 1 ah?

Blah just heck the australia stuff first. Not a bad week eh! Got to play captain's ball, but i think the captain's ball era is alr over. And then we had the super mega ultra kit bag inspection, a.k.a main luggage bag inspection. Tt one was a great deal of cleaning. No dust/mud/grass allowed. Very troublesome. Luckily that aussy guy kept spamming "hmm, looks good." maybe he's referring to me.

Not to forget my cute toe nail: i was playing with it when i realised it could be plucked out! *plop

awesome? The flesh under the nail felt weird when i touched it o.o And i was worried tt my nail will nvr grow back again.. then i saw hope :D yesh that brown thing is actually hard so i think it's my new toe nail! Grow faster, pretty nails. Next time treat u haagen dazs.

oh crap, not you again, sore throat!

like a cactus, i'm spiky

weijian

just a short moment will do

I lay on my sofa, stared at my com, watched videos, played a couple of dota games and tata. It sucks tt i've run out of ideas; like you're stuck in the middle of nowhere but you're desperate to teleport out.

Went to watch movie with ken kai tng and boon, but before that we had the honour of jas's and huimin's company.

Not as nice as i felt it should be, but overall okay. I concluded i'll nvr want to die in flames :( it looks painful. If i ever have to choose a way to die other then passing away peacefully, i'll choose to jump! Not that it's not as painful but at least i get the free fall feel before i die haha.

check out her cool eyebrows LOL

Finished reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! (2weeks ago actually) alright. buhbye harry. You'd led me into your magical fantasy world for years. Now i'm leaving.

Started to read a bit of angels and demons. Quite interesting. And 1 chapter of The Rape of Nanking. That was a bomb. I can't stand the japanese, or maybe that event was too sensational even without the author using chim words to describe. Nvm i dun understand myself too.

True blood and big bang theory. whee. But big bang theory is funnnyyyyy :DDD. I like word pun jokes like "penny for your thoughts" and many more haha! Cos i always make this kind of jokes.. so does jeremy. Really tickles my hilarious bone.

I laughed at silly things again. Sometimes i laugh at myself. How rare is it for 2 to be thinking of the same thing at the same time?

like a vampire, i bare my teeth but i look like a rabbit

weijian

so when's my first time?

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, but i don't say ay oh


Yup, first time getting a status in army! It's called the... Excuse boots! Thanks to my clumsy
feet, my left toe got kicked by my right toe again. Real dumb, not even fully recovered but it suffered another blow. Poor thing. Oh well, 2 days ltr i felt no pain alr :)


And first time into the gas chamber! The chemical defence suit is no joke man. The mask can really suffocate u if u dun relax and breathe slowly. Wat's more, u need to take off tt mask and "tank" the tear gas. SHIOK!! :D No not sarcastic 1. It's a once-in-a-lifetime experience! Once out of the chamber, the effects start kicking in: eyes tear and burn like mad, face on fire, mucus oozing out. It's nice when everyone around u is experiencing the same thing hehehe. funny.


First time got 3 nights out! (uhh in 2 weeks)




First nights out, celebrate 5 ppls' birthday! Happy Birthday to gums jingyang jerms kevin bentay!





-> aren't we happy?







And Happy Birthday to kokli weini qingping :)


Played bishi bashi with huimin and qingping :D fun.

And then just when i booked out, i went to play vball with clar ray zuok zhikai ghim against a team of i-dunno-who at ite college west. FUN SIA! Indoor >> outdoor hands down.

Today i tried to touch a bit of soccer and i reconfirmed my dislike for it :/ It's just too rough for me, though i can play goalkeeper but tt's really no footwork alr so... BYE BYE SOCCER.


BMI is boooo. A bmi of 21 + me = skinny. :(((((((((((((((((((((( wat theeeee.. and i gained 10kg some more.


like a stick insect, you know..sigh*
weijian

mono attitude. sucks.

I thought i do understand mono ppl, like they are just normal. But no. I got to be on guard. Those ppl are full of pretence and hypocrisy. Not all, though. Oh well, i dunno. And then i got targetted this week for nth. *sigh My luck was really down down down this week. I wonder what have i done to deserve this.

Just had a nice break :D Celebrated Mid-Autumn Festival with vivien enlin kaisheng jianyu on sat, then with swusan huimin qingping kokli kianmin clarence on sun. Playing with candles wasn't that fun after all LOL! We've all grown up. That's good. Next year we gotta do smth different...

Accidental unhappy smiley hahaha.

Then went to watch step up 3d with gums and junhe.

Quite funny and cool but i realise i don't really like those break dance moves o.o too punk. I like the part when they danced with water. Nice! But the dance battles are...lame. No scoring point no nth, how they judge?

Oh yes, played vball too after soooo long. Now that ite west is open to public, i think we're gonna have lots of vball playing sessions hehehee :)

Ah, i discovered another good food in army! Tuna!

I do lots of stupid things.

like the weather, the oven is hot (yep, not the other way)

weijian

laziness is kicking in again

"platoon 9 hurry up"
"platoon 9 fall in"

Platoon ic for 1whole month. It's a tough job. Everytime we need to fall in, i got the extra responsibility to ensure everyone's thr. And then thr are ppl who will always be late. Count strength, report strength lalala. Toughest thing is to ask them to do stuff. No one wants to do sai gang. But the job has to be done. I tried my best to make everyone in the platoon get an equal share of sai gang but the mono ppl are always so irresponsible and indifferent. Sian. Luckily it's over.


This week was fun! It was a short 4 day week and we got to watch movie and play basketball. Coool. A lot of slack time compared to previous weeksssss. But still got physical training. It's like what i thought army would be before i enlist. Build body muscles then slack. But no. Army = outfield. For me at least. And outfield = shag + sweaty + no muscles training + sai gang. Other than equipping us soldiers with battle skills, outfield has no advantages.


Went to mind cafe at raffles-place-mrt-shophouses-singapore-river (i dunno wat that place is but i know got these stuff). Why not settlers? SMU and clarke quay outlet fully booked. But both places were empty when we reached thr. Hope the ppl who booked slots pangseh them ^^ Settlers cafe > Mind cafe in terms of cost, service, drinks, games, atmosphere, toilet, accessibility and other watever stuff like fresh air straw design etc. All in all, settlers cafe was more worth it. But nvm. Kokli jianyu ghimsiang vivien and i made the trip worth it haha. I love those reaction games and those games that requires ppl to be creative. FUNNY :D


Finally tried KOI bubble tea. Caramel flavour was nice :D and vivien went to buy a large cup drink until she felt bloated ah hahaha. Too bad the day ended early.


I was all ready for the 10km army half marathon this sunday. SO SUAY I KENNA GUARD DUTY. T_T Next time go participate the standard chartered marathon liao. Then can get the tshirt [finisher of 42.1956673255 km].


like a machine gun, i da da da da da da
weijian

Fooooooood Week

3d3n field camp. That means....COMBAT RATIONS. WTF. Yes, that also means slim down time. So what's for dinner on tuesday night? 7 horlick malties sweets. That's all. No joke. Then on wednesday night? 1 fruit bar and 1 packet of cereal. Nvm, i endure...endure... I thought thursday got proper food already but they said "eat your combat rations". ... ... ...

But thanks to this, i realised how yummy maggie mee can be. It brings warmth to my cold growling stomach and made me feel more comfortable. (Y) Next time i'm gonna stop my laziness and cook myself a slurpy bowl of maggie mee at home!

That was not all for the monstrous field camp. MOSQUITOES. SOMEONE HAS TO STOP THEM! They are evil bitches. I killed 20+ mosquitoes in 3 days 3 nights. 80% of them are aedes -.- It's kind of shiok to predict mosquitoes movvement and kill them :D Go and die, suckers!

So, the cougar frens went on to plot a power buffet on friday night. Fail here fail thr...in the end went to crystal jade to eat la mian. Spicy daoo.....

Saturday
oh yea! Lovely weekend! Went to settlers' cafe with ghimsiang kaisheng enlin jasmine. FUN! I like "Dix It" ! And it's 10bucks for 6 hrs! [supposedly but we only went for 3hrs. i'm a sorry kid.] Next time gotta go play again man. Then went to kenny roger to eat with additonal gan n boon. And comex to look for yumei. Overall a good day.

Jurong east shuttle bus to clementi. The signboard read "Journey time: 45min" -.- I believed it and took around 45mins searching for other buses to reach the other side of sg, then went back to take the shuttle bus. It took only 15mins. Nice planning by smrt. Good estimate.

Sunday
BUFFFEEETTT at suki with vball mates! kun tf zhikai ghim boon zp ray chee clar me. Before we started, we wanted 2 tables next to each other but can't. Thr was a table with an ah tiong occupying it. 1man6seats. Nvm, we planned to wait for him to finish (he alr stopped ordering) then we can kop his table and the table behind him.

Wait wait wait, "eh that ah tiong eat v slow hor?"
5mins: "eh faster leh chao ah tiong"
10mins: "that ah tiong sibei gay leh carry that girlish handbag"
15mins: "WTF tt ah tiong is actually sleeping on his table!?!?"

Yes, he actually slept on his table. We laughed until buay tahan. It's like he knew we wanted his table but still wan to guai lan and occupy that table. We abandoned that idea and split ourselves into 2 groups. Heng we nvr wait. 2 hrs later that chao ah gua ah tiong was still thr ah-gua-ing.

FUULLLL MAXX.

FOOOOOOOOD XD

My foot rot is getting worse. The sole of my foot actually cracked and revealed my flesh. Very pain. And it seems like the crack line is gonna expand. Somebody call 911 and help me?


like a pufferfish, i'm bloated
weijian

lack of chemistry

Who says july was the worst month? August is no better!



Birthday in the jungle. Ok, i got to see the ravishing beauty of the moon (Y). Marvelous. So bright that we can see our shadows clearly. Power not.



Can enjoy gazing at the moon, sleep on grass patch, drink some water, eat some night snacks, very shiok hor? A BIG NO! Idiotic flies and mosquitoes flooooood the whole grass patch such that i'm slapping my own face every single second. How to sleep? No idea, i didn't sleep much. Worse, i got a foot rot. Maximum itchiness.



*slap slap slap, 1.5hrs gone, my turn to stay up for sentry duty , 2hrs later break of dawn.



Thanks to those who wished me hehe XD. That brightened my life.



And then a few lucky ones kenna guard duty on a saturday. Lalalalala very nice indeed. SGT zhao long is an arse. Pick on me for nth! Force me to abandon my gay buddy gums and do the stupid sentry guard instead of prowler. Bastard.








Always wan to give the guai lan mouth: stretch until he can eat bread as a whole. Don't wan to criticise his guai lan face but no choice, it really intensifies his guai-lan-ness.














Oh well that was a blessing in disguise. Turns out that prowlers have to tahan the sun while sentry guards can enjoy the shade ^^ Only problem is it's super sian stoning there and rotting away.


My dad bought the ripstik for us! My god! Some great and cheap sales thr! Wheeeeeeeee


I look forward to the day when we can we liberated.

like a fox, i'm innocent
weijian

get wet!

3 x outfield sessions in 6 days. WHOAAAAAAAAA CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT. So eventful. Thinking back, ndp just ended last week O_O.

Bashing through the woods is not easy shit. With all the mud and grass, even 400m seems like 1km. And when your commander navigates like a cock...GG. Walk the extra mile liao.

Nights out on thursday. 2 hours flew past just like that. My beloved 975 played tricks with me again: waited for 20mins and it's still missing. "I say alr ah. Those who are late, go sign 3." ffffffffish. With only 10mins to spare, "hello pa, can u send me to my camp?" Vroom vroom motorbike with speed exceeding 100km/hr. (y) nice. And then followed by a sprint for my life. Heng i was on the dot. Thannnkkkks dad.

The best day has got to be thursday. It was raining more than cats and dogs. I think elephants dropped from the sky. Outfield + rain + mud + river-like-area = smiley face =) But it was an experience. When it was my turn to prone down onto the wet ground, i knew i had to nth more to lose alr, just let the water eat me up. From that point on, all the mud and river were no kick cos i can't get any more wetter alr.

The more i hate sai gang, the more i get em! Store party. If i'm not wrong, my vocation is armoured infantry trooper, not storeman. Oh well, at least there was some 甜头. Got to share a packet of muah chee with the store party. NICEEE How long i nvr eat muah chee alr! I only know pasar malam got.

Saturday live firing. okok, except i dunno how to sit on the ground and sleep. Either my butt or my back will hurt. For the night shoot, we shot from 8pm till around 1+am and then we received a good news! :DDDDDD "CEASE FIRE CEASE FIRE! We are stopping because of YOG." WHAT THE... They are scared that gunfire sounds will affect the performance of athletes sleeping in NTU. Everyone unhappy liao. Have to reshoot night firing on some other days. T.T

"Wa, YOG more important than war."



Then on sunday, went to msia to uhm yum yum some good stuff! Visited my...i-dunno-how-to-address-relative. Whoa they got ripstik, the new skateboard!

Doesn't it look cool and nice?

Yea i nvr tried it before, but i see my err... some young kid who's supposed to be my relative, but he called me gor gor, play it with extreme ease O.O He played it like it's part of him. How cool how cool. Being a fast learner, i took around 30mins to learn hehehe. I want one of this man. But it's kind of toot if only u have it while the rest of ur frens dun have. Heard it costs $25 in china but $100 plus in sg and msia. T.T

Remember this?

Heelys! I got one also! But look what happened to it...stagnant in my shoe shelf.

muahhhh cheeeee.

I predict next week will be monstrous too.
haaa ley lu ya, 你爸爸没有刷牙


like an umbrella, ella ella, eh eh eh, we're tanking all the rain
weijian

here we go again T.T

Friday

Oh yea.. an outing by the organisers for the organiser. hahaha. Went out with jerms and gums. Wanted to catch the liar game but jerms and i were late. But then...

Love in disguise! Whoaaa this movie is niceeee! Very funny. A bit touching. Nice music (waiting for the soundtracks to come out). Some lame scenes -.- and maybe quite typical rich-guy-go-poor-n-know-a-girl plot. Don't care, it's nice.

Going out with jerms and gums was nice too. We got lots to talk about. No not the typical army boys' army talk. Quite a comfortable group. Though i must say gums get really insane sometimes O.O especially when it's in the public.

I don't really like to talk a lot about army stuff cos others can only "ooh. yea i see. nice. is it? wow."

Saturday

As i lazed all over my bed before i got out of it, i decided to visit STOMP through my itouch. LOL! It's freaking hilarious! ESPECIALLY THE COMMENTS. How creative some ppl are...

SciProfessor said on 14 Aug:
can i bring my gorrila in too?

And many more others. Seriously, this is a good source of entertainment :D

Went to sing gan's hse for some i-dunno-what session. But i "take it as a gathering". Watched dead silence. shhh.

Why would anyone want to play with such fugly dolls? zzz vivien n swusan trying to scare me with a bolster. Hmph. Evil people. I still can't face the screen directly when the scary part comes. I bet i'll jump or smth.

Original plan was to go for the long awaited section 3 dinner. But then... v few ppl go, or rather reply.(in the end got 7 go. wth? nvr reply 1..) So i decided to pang seh them for the super exciting yog on tv. Best part is there are so many cocksters who walk the wrong direction HAHAHA.

I was thinking...we nvr had supper tgt before. Nvm. Maybe next time when we have cars or smth.

Sunday

I had this dream that felt so real. I dreamt of me having dunno-what-job that gives me 3k per month when i'm still doing ns. That feeling was good.

Dota was invaded by MANY CHINA MEN today. Someone said "world war 3 liao la". LOL

End. Of. Break.

I'm addicted to 我怀念的 now.

like a sloth, i lied on my sofa and stone

weijian

it's so enjoyable, that's why it doesn't last

Sunday

Went out with the usual 05 peeps yuzhi glen jits qinrui zhiler to share the night together. Subway's chilli crab sandwich was the best. We were alr guessing it could be lame crabsticks, and poom: we got it. Waste $$

Then watched The Sorcerer's Apprentice! Not bad leh. Quite funny. Jay Baruchel made this movie nice :D

Monday

Happy National Day!

wowz the fireworks are spectacular! The best fireworks display for 9 weeks. They v niao, use a bit for rehearsals, and a lil bit more for NE shows.

Missed the visit to qinrui's yacht. Yacht leh. Waaaaaaa

Tuesday

Yay recovery of stores. I wonder what happened to "work in the morning then you all can rest in the afternoon". We worked from morning till 4pm. Had only 1 hr rest and a lunch break. Clean drain sweep floor throw rubbish. We might be given the license for area-cleaning after 2 years man. Then maybe get a clean-clean scholarship and fly to harvord to study more bout cleaning.

At night, we had steamboat in camp! All-guys steamboat was something wild. Drunkards everywhere.

Wednesday

Kbox time by sing gan! weini vivien swusan jane kokli n me. I rmb feeling a bit stony haha. Would be better if we can sing more!

Then at subway, we crapped a lot. Or rather vivien jane n swusan crapped a lot. Just sit thr and listen to their talk and you'll probably end up laughing.

This week was fun! But then OC said :"After this break, you all will have lots of outfield. The tempo will be higher. So be prepared."

Rightttt. If the training tempo for the previous 9 weeks is not high, how insane will the next few weeks be!?

I see. Can can.

like a salmon, i'll swim up the waterfall against all odds

weijian

if running away helps, carry on

Friday


Dota game 8 vs 9. Sounds interesting. Took the effort to plan and settle time and people. Waited for 2hrs doing nth. Got fed up and went to bed instead. Failed.

Bball game. Asked 11 ppl. Only 6 appeared. The rest nvr even bothered to explain or reply a "sorry not going". 4days effort half-wasted. Failed.

Life is like a vacuum cleaner; it sucks.

Now i know how horrible it is to use nail-pulling as a form of torture. I can't believe my right leg lifted my left toenail. Ridiculously painful. Like a bird with injured wings. Lame. Nails nails please grow faster. I'll treat you to a meal at Ristorante Pietrasanta (merely pasted a name from "best restaurants in singapore") if you do. But the random restaurant thr does look good, and exorbitant.





So with the holy 6, we had a great time playing bball tgt. After tt we went to Holland V. Nice place! A lot of ang mohs. Then we went to watch this lousy movie.







Really... If not for the not-so-bad effects, i dunno how i can sit thr and watch this. Chapter 1 only and it's like tt. How can subsequent series sell? I dun criticise a lot but i think this movie has the potential of being a vacuum cleaner.














Saturday

Went to the ho's family for some yummy prawn noodles and 扣肉包. Again like strangers cos we dunno how to initiate convers. Maybe a bit more than strangers cos we're all funny people, just tt we haven't had the chance to properly link back up again.

Astons Specialities! Wow never expected it to be quite affordable! $8.40 for a hickory bbq chix chop plus 2 side dishes and 1 drink. Of cos, the usual i-bet-it's-the-rental-fee-tt's-jacking-up-the-prices thought. With some time to spare, we went to the arcade. Played the drum game with ghimy and it was fun! Love music games.

The angelina jolie's:

what a salty movie! Not as bad as the last airbender! The plot was ok but angelina jolie's hot, isn't she? So versatile and smart. But i wonder how she's gonna make it when she fell off the helicopter at the end. No ration no water no dry clothes no nothing in the middle of a long stretch of trees.

Here comes my break :D

like ice cream, i'm cool

weijian

we are a rainbow of a thousand colours lighting up the sky

3rd and the worst field camp. They implemented a "thou shalt not sleep for this field camp" policy. As good as saying "crucio". But it's over woot.

This ndp preview was better than all the previous rehearsals :D Had fun immersing in the pool of patriotism.

And then a group of heartware usherers went past and started to giggle. Why, soldiers can take photos too!

Coming from SAF, presenting to you, super seniors! (junior was taken)

Ytd smth stupid happened. I was using my com halfway then i realised my itouch is not with me. Then i scanned around and a thought went into my head "it could be washed tgt with my no.4 now". So i looked at my washing machine and frown at the rotating clothes inside. "that's it. 500 bucks gone." I told my mum bout it, she stopped the wash, scolded me like mad, then rummage a lil while, NOT INSIDE THE POCKET! Oh my, i was more happy than sad at the mess. Thereafter my intuition led me to find my itouch. Haiz. What happened to my brainy? More and more forgetful. Next time i'll forget that i'm a genius

Only openness can bring people close tgt. That's what differenciates friends from acquaintances.

like a moron, i.. wha.. what?

weijian

see eh bee ai

July sucks.


Suddenly, i lost the sense of direction. Like a dolphin trapped in a desert, or a zebra that has just decided to have bright colours. Many a time i find myself staring blankly into space.







precisely. naow wut. meow?








Some old funny English stuff by other ppl:


Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.


Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.


He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.


Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.


The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.


The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.



































I'd probably be deemed insane by any person looking at me, cos i'm laughing in front of my comp hahaha. But i think some ppl won't get the joke, or maybe it's just me who gets humoured easily.



like daiso, i offer 2 bucks
weijian

you are waiting for a train...

Inception!

It doesn't matter. Because we'll be together.






















Chim yet amazing. It made me pause for a while to think whether the world i'm living in is reality or is it just another dream. Just look at Mal! Powerful eh. I wanna watch again and catch all the clues inside the movie! ARGH









ya. So, is everything a dream or wat!? Can't tell wat's real and wat's not alr.









By right, this kind of movie shld invite lots of interesting discussions. But junhe jeremy jingxuan bentay dun wan to :( So my qns kenna dao again and again, and i feel like a monkey hopping around in a cage.


Plants vs Zombies is FUN! Played the whole day HAHAHA. So is OSU.


Oh wellyz. Back to protecting the country.


like superman, i wear my underwear on the outside. ya right
weijian

this innocence is brilliant!

uh huh. uh huh.










I'll watch it :D

What a week. Field camp is bad enough. And we always thought packing the ndp goodie bags will be fun ...until friday. It's sai-gang-maximum. Sit/stand from 8-12, lunch break, 1-6. Wat's that?! Do until my mind's totally blank and until my face has the default X_X expression.




YOG song by lin jun jie.




Yea, every week. We see ppl doing these actions and hear the song over n over again. But check out the comments.

[too much censorship and strict laws turns people into retards, thus producing idiotic videos such as this]

[i get goosebumps looking at this video. stupid lyrics plus stupid actions. whats with the both palm thingy? totally make no sense. fuck these people. ]


LOL? Do they need to be so harsh!!? hahaha... K at least it's rather catchy. oh yea oh yea oh yea, hey.

Went to buy my first cheese fries and egg tart at kfc. A try-new-stuff day. Cheese is nice. But the egg tart... quoted from my bro "哇这个蛋挞比在外面买的难吃，还比在外面买的贵!". True true...
bzzzzz

like a bee, i bzzzzz
weijian

And i wonder if i ever cross your mind

for me it happens all the time...

Managed to catch this movie before booking in last week.

a lot of fighting scenes... i still think donnie fighting scenes are better though. The love story inside it is funny also hahaha. Check out the kid acting as ip man's son. Cute responses.

July; worst month for 2010. Sai gang again and again and again and again... I could have joined 2PM already. I dislike sai gang a lot. Next time must go watch ndp and laugh at the soldiers helping out "AH HAHA I ORD LO!!"..

I WANT TO WATCH INCEPTION! Looks cool.

Went to eat durians, watch despicable me and makan.

The 5 lucky ones. 6 if huimin feels lucky too.

This movie's not bad. A lot of retarded scenes by the yellow things. Funny funny!

Had a pleasant day :D

Oh wait. I've had a strange encounter. Someone tried to scam my 20bucks, according to my mum. He needed money urgently, but followed me to my hse for 10mins, which will feel like a year if there really is an emergency. So, thanks to my mum for scolding me for being naive.

Haiz. Why must this kind of ppl exist... Money really makes the world go meow.

I can finally do 10 pull-ups woot! Ya luh not a lot, but it's the first double digit! It really is quite an accomplishment to me. I'm a zero fighter from sec 3 till j2, until some how i managed to scrape through with a 6 to escape 2 months of ns. And when i started serving, i'm back to 0 again. Awful. So i've always told myself this: one fine day if i can do 10 pull-ups, i'm gonna look back and recall my progress. I'm gonna offer my experience to any cmi ppl who needs help in pull-up.

I'm tired; taking a back seat.

like the little mermaid, I lost my voice

weijian

i'll huff n i'll puff n i'll blow you down

I dunno wat's tag but from wat i observe and infer, i think i have to do this, thanks to miss tay.

10 THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF
1- I like to eat snacks like potato chip but i don't eat them.
2-I'm so lazy that most of the time, i'd rather eat fruits or starve till next meal than cook maggie mee.
3-I always put myself in your shoes, maybe to see if they fit so i can kop :p
4-I nvr had chix pox before.
5-I think i'm slightly taller than 177cm, perhaps by a few mm but i nvr bothered to cfm it.
6-I like to play sport games.
7-I have super powerful adrenaline rush.
8-I think at least twice before everything.
9-I am sensitive; try poking me n i'll scream in pain
10-lemon party rocks HAHAHA -.-

9 THINGS YOU’VE THOUGHT ABOUT RECENTLY
1-wat may happen if i have a gf
2-life after ns and before uni
3-whr is my z-factor
4-braces
5-uni life
6-wat to do/org when i book out
7-him
8-her
9-you

8 WAYS TO WIN YOUR HEART
1-huh? I'm the one trying to win yours right!
2-feeling
3-chat n crap
4-intelligent
5-beautiful
6-yummy
7-maybe you can add a bit of sugar
8-blast me with your eyes

7 THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD DO.
1-try out all the thrill rides in the world
2-run till 2.4km timing lesser than 9min 44sec
3-ice-skate like any pro ice skaters
4-rewind
5-hand-walk
6-touch e bball ring with 2 hands
7-make a weijian clone

6 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP.
1-pee
2-brush teeth
3-drink water
4-stretch like luffy on the bed
5-set alarm

5 THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD SAY TO FIVE DIFFERENT PEOPLE RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT.
1- good night!
2- wanna go out?
3- watch out for ur zippy :D
4- can i talk to you?
5- HAHAHAHAHAHA

4 THINGS YOU’RE DOING RIGHT NOW.
1- stretching
2- chatting
3- listening to music
4- staring at msn

3 THINGS YOU’RE SCARED OF
1- cockroach
2- fat lizards
3- getting turned down

2 THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1- get a gf
2- go genting play those theme park rides

1 CONFESSION
conf...wat? confectionery? i want! i'm hungry now!



Ok this is such a tiring week. Outfield, no admin time, no night out, sunday book in. All i rmbed was not to be like a typical exhausted soldier:










yea tt shag stone look tt we are supposed to have to uphold the image of soldiers










So i decided to let euphoria overcome me. When euphoria strikes, there's no escape. How? First you need crapping capabilities. Next you need to laugh at anything. Then, you need a friend who, like you, feels bored and is willing to be insane for a while. It helps a lot lor! Laugh like crazy, play orientation games again (my sergeant tt's a no-go in camp LOL), engage in pointless conversations, imitation of key figures ETC.

k I accept it. It's quite immature hahaha. But that's better than giving that stone look while trying to keep awake huh?






Doesn't this give you the "HEHEHEHE. Do you admit defeat now?" kind of look? Stop staring at the centre parting!





NO OUTING THIS WEEK T.T now i feel more tired than ever...

i hate guessing.


like a roti prata, i lie down flat
weijian

i wan to buy luck. i offer 2 dollars and u can keep the change.

I watched this before i booked in last week:

I dun think it's nice -.- I really thought it was cool lor. All the anticipation... sigh. Sorry for all the fans of this movie. Probably time to become aircons instead of fans.

And, this movie caused me to chiong like a dog before booking in. OK LUH IT'S MY FAULT. Every week before i book in, smth exciting will happen. My definition of "exciting" happens to be "oh-shit-i'm-gonna-be-late!" Man, if every week is like this...my life is gonna be so thrilling.

Zhenghui just told me tt my itouch can actually have lyrics put inside it. Thanks. After all these while of fruitless tries.. I CAN FINALLY STOP RMBING LYRICS. WOOHOO. HERE I COME NEW SONGS.

I got tripped over by a company mate who doesn't know my existence but i know his. Yea i always know ppl everywhr but i don't exist 1. T.T PAIN SIA. BIG LUMP ON MY KNEE. __~__and i got no time to rub it. Hope it doesn't worsen.

Initially, there were 3 choices: chinatown, teoheng or cck. NONE worked. Nice not.

*dial dial dial

"hello. fully booked? O.O ktnxbai"

Luckily thr's still one bukit batok cdans Jimm's karaoke available. Phew. If not i'm a goner.

Wow, tt's v lucky alr. Time for conclusion? Nope.

"auntie, add more wedges for me kk?越多越好"

sure. That's it. It bombed my immune system. I felt sick after eating. And subsequently, i got slight fever plus slight headache. It was a bad feeling i guarantee u. Luckily fever was gone the next day. But on saturday night, i had diarrhoea 4 times. Must be the kfc from ndp rehearsal. 4 times leh. I transformed into a water tap temporarily for 4 times.

Watched this in camp!

This movie is very nice and funny!

"my shift starts in 30mins time, but i decided to come earlier because i'm excited."

FREAKING FUNNY FRENS LOL

Still, NOTHING BEATS THE 01 OUTING!

sing song wooohooo.... we could have started a mix boys n girls group. yea right i'm dreaming.

and kokli's lil zip problem. Nope, it's not a *zip "OUCHHHH" problem

And finally, watched a dl-ed movie tt's of lousy quality:

nice kick dude. Beat those bullies! Cos i always got bullied last time :( evil ppl..

Here's a cmi toy. Super cock. Now this is a super cock toy -.-

check out the "made in china" words. My toys got more than 60% with these words hehehehe.

Ahhh. Nice.

I managed to run 1.2km before i decided to give up! Lack of motivation to run alone.

I finally had my Starbucks cup :D

like an ice, i'm freezing the happy moments

weijian