Sunday, February 20, 2011

just a tinge of greenness

Seriously, army events are making me old. Just 1 week away from home and it felt like 3weeks!?

Ok, nice. It was one of the heaviest moments of my life.
ilbv: 5kg
dummy magazines: 5kg
weapon: 5kg
bullet proof vest: 20kg
stretcher: 10kg

yup that should be it. Extra 35kg on me as i walk 5km. Training to carry my future wife in case there is a car breakdown. Next week got another 16km, but 20kg lighter.

I don't really like to be despised. No one does. The problem lies in the sensitivity of the issue involved. Even if it's a joke, it should be rationalised. Just because i don't attack doesn't mean i'm vulnerable. Actually i'm not angry, but it's just awkward to continue from there.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAISHENG!






7th 20-year-old in 01.










Went to swusan's hse for a celebration-gathering. Well it was a musical day~ in the end all i could rmb from the music lessons was the part that huimin taught me using 2 fingers, and how to follow the numbers and play the keyboard.

I think i'm more inclined towards piano than guitar :/ how to learn now!?!?!?

diet ice-creams, pizzas, sushis, bounty hunter, music, camera, facebook





lesson learnt? accepting each others' weaknesses is paramount for strong relationships.













I finally got a tuition assignment: combine chem. I wonder how it will go.. I'll need to re-read o lvl chem again T.T actually i dunno how chem can be taught LOL. Isn't more of self-reading and understanding, then combo with memory skills? I wanna teach math!
-ok teaching wasn't so bad afterall ^^

this guy's good.
http://jeremysng.wordpress.com/2010/05/08/some-things-i-remember-from-the-90s/
totally the 90s. (Y) the change is so drastic..


like a centipede with 98 missing legs, i walk
weijian

Saturday, February 12, 2011

11022011

This is a very very special day hahahaha.

Happy Birthday swusan!

lucky her, birthday on a palindrome date.



igotitigotitigotit!! :D:D:D:D IPPT GOLD!

ya luh no big deal, a lot of ppl also got wat. But it really is a milestone achievement for me. I'll never forget the mental resilience i had during the precious 10mins of my life. All the hard work; night runs and weekend lazy runs paid off! And i nvr even got gold for napfa!



That's like achieving 4 of my 2011 goals o.o
15 pull-ups by 2011-----> i did 15 on monday night hahahahaha
sbj 260 by 2011---------> i jumped 270cm for ippt hahahahaha
timing <> i got 9.38 hahahahaha
get new shoes-----------> got liao got liao hahahahaha

looks like 2011 is a promising year!


went to watch winter's bone with junhe sylvester jeremy and mr du


it.is.super.super.funny. LOLOL.
genre? thriller/drama/mystery
why then is it funny?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
cos none of us knows wat the hell this movie is about. Suddenly show squirrel, then murmur a bit, then "fucking guts".
So sylvester laughed, and i laughed, i wanted to stop but he continued laughing. He wanted to stop but i couldn't stop in time. So in the end there was this vicious cycle of laughter induction until sylvester couldn't take it anymore: he went outside to laugh.

And it's really funny until i shed lots of tears. haha




And we all wondered how this movie got a 5 star rating o.o
This was the worst movie ever. 1and a half hrs staring at the screen and not knowing anything.





Thanks to torrent, i can finally watch this 2 years old movie: 500days of summer.



Nice movie. What should i say.. i felt sth inside me after watching but i dunno how to describe it.


"I'm autumn."







Alcoholic day to timbre to celebrate swusan's birthday! It was pretty funny and enjoyable :) i had blue orgasm! and jack daniel's! and of cos other drinks like snowball erdinger sex on the beach..
i was an innocent lil boy!


To me, you're never less than perfect.

happy valentine's


like a 绅士, i take off my hat to u
weijian

Sunday, February 6, 2011

ang baos :D

This week was so tiring! Had so many "wars" to fight..

"Whoa all 3 of u so tall already?"
"So, wat u doing now? army ah? which unit? blah blah"
"After army got go uni?"

end.of.conversation.

Not bad luh, at least we have more interaction this year. It's so hard to talk to someone whom u had ignored for years but whose existence you know. Sigh last generation. But well, once the first step has been made, the rest is :)




Isn't she cute n pretty?! My first cousin once removed (the relationship is chim), britney! She's lively and adorable, albeit her occasional dao attitude towards us lol. Maybe it's bcos we're still not that close yet.









What's more?
*car went past kallang leisurepark
"eh thr got ice skating rink huh?"
"ya i went thr before"
"wanna ice skate? i also v long nvr ice skate alr"
"okay lo"
really went to ice skate leh! O.O simi!?



i swear it's fun :D












I gambled for the first time! Probably bcos now i have some allowance: i'm not using my parents' money anymore. SO, I HAVE THE FREEDOM TO UTILISE THEM HEHEHEHE. For the excitement! But i felt weird after winning..

First time inviting ppl over for cny, but my mother was not at home so.. it's like another outing actually ah haha.





like a 武中 family! very enjoyable day!












The past 20+ years of misunderstanding, malicious defamation and backstabbing will finally come to a conclusion today. I hope i know wat i'm doing. The battle against the elderly.. Sometimes i wonder why, even as adults, they succumb to gossips and rumours. Let rationality prevail!



like a judge, i pound the gavel [pound your gavel is actually slang for masturbation o.o]
weijian

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

for making you think that i was worth the while

What a sweaty long week (cos it wasn't bloody).

Combat shoot, route march, live firing. Route march was interesting! We marched through the cemetery at night! It was quite cool cos i wasn't bored at all. My eyes were zooming around looking for smth exciting.. but of cos i got nth out of it. Screw the 10kg stretcher lol.

Rain rain rain rain rain. Rain whole day, every day. Wts. Last week's ice skating was not intimidating to the water molecules in the sky at all huh. Thanks to rains, i got block nose the whole week. It's reminiscent of the mucus-factory period i used to have last time in jc. ah haha. Sluggish substance oozing out of my nose like free.



oooh my god. slurpy.














HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR !

To tell the truth, we army boys don't feel the new year mood at all. It's like just another block leave. why why why?! I want to feel the new-year-excitement that i felt for the past years!
But then i was never close with my relatives. I don't even know their names -.-


I've had weird dreams last week. No not wet ones. Smth to do with giraffe, shoes, lecture, orange peels. I decided to jot down my dreams from now on hehehe. Maybe next time i'll still have recollection of them!


all eyes on you when you walk in

like a tycoon, i flaunt my assets
weijian

Sunday, January 23, 2011

this is not the end this is not the beginning

Yup the rains were getting more n more irritating so i organised an ice-skate outing. Notice that thr is lesser rain now? bye rains

It was a random thought: "v long nvr ice skate alr!" boomz.
ice-skating was fun :D still a far cry from huimin's standards. swusan n kokli ice-skated for the first time! and i fell down while ice-skating for the first time! more ppl to go ice-skating next time lo..
what a pleasant day


A-"wanna play basketball?"
B-went to take the initiative to ask commanders
C-"can meh?"
B-"ya can, i asked alr." off to the office to take the basketball, ask ppl to move to the bball court
A, C, D .. Z- hanging around, reading newspaper, waiting for things to happen
B-bball court is full, to avoid disappointment, negotiation was made n we got a chance to play 1 game betw ourselves, ran back to company, only to find more than half of the ppl had alr gone up to rest, the rest still reading newspapers, ran back to bball court to apologise for lack of sporting frens

talk about over-enthusiasm.




Life without itouch is boring. No, i should say life without music is boring. To make my life worse, some how the medic guideline has changed: the medic doesn't have to carry the stretcher anymore. So, since my appointment is the slackiest, i'd have to carry the stupid stretcher for outfield next time. It's freaking extra 10kg+.



Thanks to plt 9 mono ppl, the whole of plt 9 has to book in n out in smart fore for 1 month. (Y) During the defaulters' parade (1.5hrs of insane marching + physical punishment), our smart guy said smth inspiring.

"Ok, i don't want to see you all march like that again. I know you all can do it one. " at this point in time, i don't think it's incorrect to infer that he is giving us a motivational speech. However,..

"so, from tmr onwards, you all will book in and out in smart fore. You all will not have nights out." WTF? again.
i know you all are mature adults alr. you all have the determination to eliminate your unscrupulous habit and i believe you all can do it. i trust you all, and you all shld trust yourselves. but from tmr onwards, you all will be subjected to recruit-style of training.



i shldn't have excluded ppl.


like a needle in a haystack, you're impossible to find
weijian

Friday, January 14, 2011

if u plot a graph of weijian against goh, you'll see a :)

Don't wait for things to happen: make them happen.

Apparently, itouch is banned in my company. One of the few itouch users got caught and had to sign extra. The rest of us tried to come up with ways to hide our itouch. One of my fren gave me the are-you-thinking-what-i-am-thinking look and then we .. .. .. I shall remember this as the itouch incident.


I came across this guy recently..


Suave or not? I can't believe this fatherly figure is actually making my army life a lot less happy-go-lucky.
















But then again, thanks to him, i treasure freedom even more now.

Is the army meritocratic at all? Maybe to a very small extent but nvm i don't have a hankering for credits.

Before i "carry on" [army language] protecting the holy ground in keat hong, we had a birthday "surprise" for ..wait for it..

Happy belated Birthday to huimin and yumei and jianyu!

poor jianyu had to stay in camp on that day :(

I wonder if there was any surprise element at all.. 01 went to fishnco to mainly celebrate yumei's birthday.








birthday girls









thanks thanks thanks to yumei, i got a polaroid photo! :D:D i like it! not v clear but i finally have a photo in my wallet tt i can look at and reminisce!








when can my bros grow up and work for their future? some times they are just so irresponsible. I dunno wat to do.


I wonder how i become so lame. I don't joke last time! Anyway, it's alr smth i dunno how to change: i'll be bored if all the lame cells in me are not working.
So as i listen to some songs, the lyrics get weirder and weirder..

为什么这样子
你拉着我说你有些鱿鱼 some how, i laughed like mad at this.

我掉进爱情悬崖
跌太深爬不出来
虾酱的速度太快

There are so many things i need to do right now:
-read books on accounting
-find tuition lobangs (the recruits section in newspaper got no use 1. noob)
-make braces (kao this bomb shell. at least i earn some $ now)
-learn and use "new" english words (thanks to the perennial appearance of them in the straits times)
-play "i'm yours" with a guitar
-achieve a 2.4km timing of lesser than 10mins
-spam push ups
-find time to source for shoes n bags
and wish that my wishes will not be wishful thinking

Crazy. What's into me man..


I need to be back to myself; someone who more often than not plays a passer-by role in people's lives; someone whom is referred to as lame in a one word description by others, but someone who will one day blow you off your feet and leave you in awe.


on a side note, i guess my internet is safe after all :D gimme back my pretty toenail -.-

like a monsoon rain, i'll make you wet your pants
weijian

Sunday, January 2, 2011

happy 2011!

That's one year. O_O

What have i done in 2010.. I..

had a lot of first times
finally had a wish come true: no need to study
went through tough physical trainings that i would otherwise slack if it was some cca training
finally overcome the pull-up barrier
watched lots of movies
played sports
had a lot more 01 gatherings
flared up
went overseas for 3weeks
realised not everyone likes word pun jokes
rediscovered friends
have had my tears flowing down for some reason
had a ride on my dad's motorbike travelling at 120km/hr
had a real feel of how it's like to spend my hard earned money
bought itouch
shaved my moustache
survived interviews
suited up
had a terrible headache that lasted for 4hours, but mri scan showed nth
had many enjoyable singing sessions
pulled the trigger
"dug my own grave"
fought with my enemy using a stick and pawning him
endured 1 whole movie while standing up
NEVER FELL SICK AT ALL, well if u consider one night of almost-fever feel as sickness then 1 lo
had some don't-think,just-do-it impulsive actions
played pokemon cards again
had people coming my house
was introduced to big bang theory, the best tv series ever
spent big bucks
learnt a new 成语: 歇斯底里 from hebe
bought cheese fries even though i always thought it was a scam. so exp for cheese-.-
tried turkey
loathed mutton even more
experienced open showers.. naked men everywhr
saw shooting stars!
was overwhelmed by thousands of stars in the sky


2010 was a very different year. Can't really say there's no notes cos we do need to take down notes in army ~.~ I learnt and experienced a lot of things. 2009 and 2010 were major years in my life. There were so many changes..

Good bye 2010.

That calls for a gathering to wrap up 2010! We met and went to sing at a very ulu place.. Toa Payoh ktv. T.T i caused 4 other people to walk one big round and perspire like mad.

-"oh look. safra. we're here."
"hi, do you have a ktv here?"
-"ooh close down already."
..
..
O.O

so we walked back again, took a bus, and when we reached there, we realised it was just opposite the safra. How i wish i can dig a hole, stuff my head inside and scream. that's weijian-fail-no.1 . I booked the largest room cos there was no other available room alr. $120, min 12 ppl for a Ten Dollar Ktv.

"not bad, even if we have like 8 to 10, it's still cheaper than other places!" or so i thought.

the 6 brave souls: huimin swusan kokli ghimsiang kaisheng me forked out 20bucks each for that. T.T and that's weijian-fail-no.2. At least the singing was fun :/

and hence the song, feel so sorry, baby i'm so sorry..






tiko faces

















shocked

















Then we went to my house to chill. Nth much, played taboo, talked, lala, go home. But taboo.. i think kokli n i put in considerable effort in thinking n penning down our ideas.. of cos the result is always far from ideal.

Yup, we only need to sit down and talk. That will be interesting enough for 01 peeps.




group photo at my house, can't expect a 4guys flat to be very organised luh. sigh.


on a side note, 11 ppl on 1/1/11 !









Time for new year resolution!

1. 15 pull-ups by 2011
2. sbj 260 by 2011
3. 100% punctuality like many other ppl, i started to develop this habit of being late. no way.
4. new shoes!
5. new bag!
6. less thinking, more actions
7. keep in contact with friends
8. run 2.4km in less than 10mins
9. try haagen dazs :D
10. learn how to play i'm yours using a guitar! and perform

maybe i'll add in more when i know wat i want. Can't really do much when i'm in army right?

i wonder if my dad will really terminate the internet service.. now my bros are trying to act obedient LOL or they've really changed their ways..

like ke$ha, i woke up in the morning feeling like p diddy
weijian