lack of chemistry

Who says july was the worst month? August is no better!



Birthday in the jungle. Ok, i got to see the ravishing beauty of the moon (Y). Marvelous. So bright that we can see our shadows clearly. Power not.



Can enjoy gazing at the moon, sleep on grass patch, drink some water, eat some night snacks, very shiok hor? A BIG NO! Idiotic flies and mosquitoes flooooood the whole grass patch such that i'm slapping my own face every single second. How to sleep? No idea, i didn't sleep much. Worse, i got a foot rot. Maximum itchiness.



*slap slap slap, 1.5hrs gone, my turn to stay up for sentry duty , 2hrs later break of dawn.



Thanks to those who wished me hehe XD. That brightened my life.



And then a few lucky ones kenna guard duty on a saturday. Lalalalala very nice indeed. SGT zhao long is an arse. Pick on me for nth! Force me to abandon my gay buddy gums and do the stupid sentry guard instead of prowler. Bastard.








Always wan to give the guai lan mouth: stretch until he can eat bread as a whole. Don't wan to criticise his guai lan face but no choice, it really intensifies his guai-lan-ness.














Oh well that was a blessing in disguise. Turns out that prowlers have to tahan the sun while sentry guards can enjoy the shade ^^ Only problem is it's super sian stoning there and rotting away.


My dad bought the ripstik for us! My god! Some great and cheap sales thr! Wheeeeeeeee


I look forward to the day when we can we liberated.

like a fox, i'm innocent
weijian

get wet!

3 x outfield sessions in 6 days. WHOAAAAAAAAA CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT. So eventful. Thinking back, ndp just ended last week O_O.

Bashing through the woods is not easy shit. With all the mud and grass, even 400m seems like 1km. And when your commander navigates like a cock...GG. Walk the extra mile liao.

Nights out on thursday. 2 hours flew past just like that. My beloved 975 played tricks with me again: waited for 20mins and it's still missing. "I say alr ah. Those who are late, go sign 3." ffffffffish. With only 10mins to spare, "hello pa, can u send me to my camp?" Vroom vroom motorbike with speed exceeding 100km/hr. (y) nice. And then followed by a sprint for my life. Heng i was on the dot. Thannnkkkks dad.

The best day has got to be thursday. It was raining more than cats and dogs. I think elephants dropped from the sky. Outfield + rain + mud + river-like-area = smiley face =) But it was an experience. When it was my turn to prone down onto the wet ground, i knew i had to nth more to lose alr, just let the water eat me up. From that point on, all the mud and river were no kick cos i can't get any more wetter alr.

The more i hate sai gang, the more i get em! Store party. If i'm not wrong, my vocation is armoured infantry trooper, not storeman. Oh well, at least there was some 甜头. Got to share a packet of muah chee with the store party. NICEEE How long i nvr eat muah chee alr! I only know pasar malam got.

Saturday live firing. okok, except i dunno how to sit on the ground and sleep. Either my butt or my back will hurt. For the night shoot, we shot from 8pm till around 1+am and then we received a good news! :DDDDDD "CEASE FIRE CEASE FIRE! We are stopping because of YOG." WHAT THE... They are scared that gunfire sounds will affect the performance of athletes sleeping in NTU. Everyone unhappy liao. Have to reshoot night firing on some other days. T.T

"Wa, YOG more important than war."



Then on sunday, went to msia to uhm yum yum some good stuff! Visited my...i-dunno-how-to-address-relative. Whoa they got ripstik, the new skateboard!

Doesn't it look cool and nice?

Yea i nvr tried it before, but i see my err... some young kid who's supposed to be my relative, but he called me gor gor, play it with extreme ease O.O He played it like it's part of him. How cool how cool. Being a fast learner, i took around 30mins to learn hehehe. I want one of this man. But it's kind of toot if only u have it while the rest of ur frens dun have. Heard it costs $25 in china but $100 plus in sg and msia. T.T

Remember this?

Heelys! I got one also! But look what happened to it...stagnant in my shoe shelf.

muahhhh cheeeee.

I predict next week will be monstrous too.
haaa ley lu ya, 你爸爸没有刷牙


like an umbrella, ella ella, eh eh eh, we're tanking all the rain
weijian

here we go again T.T

Friday

Oh yea.. an outing by the organisers for the organiser. hahaha. Went out with jerms and gums. Wanted to catch the liar game but jerms and i were late. But then...

Love in disguise! Whoaaa this movie is niceeee! Very funny. A bit touching. Nice music (waiting for the soundtracks to come out). Some lame scenes -.- and maybe quite typical rich-guy-go-poor-n-know-a-girl plot. Don't care, it's nice.

Going out with jerms and gums was nice too. We got lots to talk about. No not the typical army boys' army talk. Quite a comfortable group. Though i must say gums get really insane sometimes O.O especially when it's in the public.

I don't really like to talk a lot about army stuff cos others can only "ooh. yea i see. nice. is it? wow."

Saturday

As i lazed all over my bed before i got out of it, i decided to visit STOMP through my itouch. LOL! It's freaking hilarious! ESPECIALLY THE COMMENTS. How creative some ppl are...

SciProfessor said on 14 Aug:
can i bring my gorrila in too?

And many more others. Seriously, this is a good source of entertainment :D

Went to sing gan's hse for some i-dunno-what session. But i "take it as a gathering". Watched dead silence. shhh.

Why would anyone want to play with such fugly dolls? zzz vivien n swusan trying to scare me with a bolster. Hmph. Evil people. I still can't face the screen directly when the scary part comes. I bet i'll jump or smth.

Original plan was to go for the long awaited section 3 dinner. But then... v few ppl go, or rather reply.(in the end got 7 go. wth? nvr reply 1..) So i decided to pang seh them for the super exciting yog on tv. Best part is there are so many cocksters who walk the wrong direction HAHAHA.

I was thinking...we nvr had supper tgt before. Nvm. Maybe next time when we have cars or smth.

Sunday

I had this dream that felt so real. I dreamt of me having dunno-what-job that gives me 3k per month when i'm still doing ns. That feeling was good.

Dota was invaded by MANY CHINA MEN today. Someone said "world war 3 liao la". LOL

End. Of. Break.

I'm addicted to 我怀念的 now.

like a sloth, i lied on my sofa and stone

weijian

it's so enjoyable, that's why it doesn't last

Sunday

Went out with the usual 05 peeps yuzhi glen jits qinrui zhiler to share the night together. Subway's chilli crab sandwich was the best. We were alr guessing it could be lame crabsticks, and poom: we got it. Waste $$

Then watched The Sorcerer's Apprentice! Not bad leh. Quite funny. Jay Baruchel made this movie nice :D

Monday

Happy National Day!

wowz the fireworks are spectacular! The best fireworks display for 9 weeks. They v niao, use a bit for rehearsals, and a lil bit more for NE shows.

Missed the visit to qinrui's yacht. Yacht leh. Waaaaaaa

Tuesday

Yay recovery of stores. I wonder what happened to "work in the morning then you all can rest in the afternoon". We worked from morning till 4pm. Had only 1 hr rest and a lunch break. Clean drain sweep floor throw rubbish. We might be given the license for area-cleaning after 2 years man. Then maybe get a clean-clean scholarship and fly to harvord to study more bout cleaning.

At night, we had steamboat in camp! All-guys steamboat was something wild. Drunkards everywhere.

Wednesday

Kbox time by sing gan! weini vivien swusan jane kokli n me. I rmb feeling a bit stony haha. Would be better if we can sing more!

Then at subway, we crapped a lot. Or rather vivien jane n swusan crapped a lot. Just sit thr and listen to their talk and you'll probably end up laughing.

This week was fun! But then OC said :"After this break, you all will have lots of outfield. The tempo will be higher. So be prepared."

Rightttt. If the training tempo for the previous 9 weeks is not high, how insane will the next few weeks be!?

I see. Can can.

like a salmon, i'll swim up the waterfall against all odds

weijian

if running away helps, carry on

Friday


Dota game 8 vs 9. Sounds interesting. Took the effort to plan and settle time and people. Waited for 2hrs doing nth. Got fed up and went to bed instead. Failed.

Bball game. Asked 11 ppl. Only 6 appeared. The rest nvr even bothered to explain or reply a "sorry not going". 4days effort half-wasted. Failed.

Life is like a vacuum cleaner; it sucks.

Now i know how horrible it is to use nail-pulling as a form of torture. I can't believe my right leg lifted my left toenail. Ridiculously painful. Like a bird with injured wings. Lame. Nails nails please grow faster. I'll treat you to a meal at Ristorante Pietrasanta (merely pasted a name from "best restaurants in singapore") if you do. But the random restaurant thr does look good, and exorbitant.





So with the holy 6, we had a great time playing bball tgt. After tt we went to Holland V. Nice place! A lot of ang mohs. Then we went to watch this lousy movie.







Really... If not for the not-so-bad effects, i dunno how i can sit thr and watch this. Chapter 1 only and it's like tt. How can subsequent series sell? I dun criticise a lot but i think this movie has the potential of being a vacuum cleaner.














Saturday

Went to the ho's family for some yummy prawn noodles and 扣肉包. Again like strangers cos we dunno how to initiate convers. Maybe a bit more than strangers cos we're all funny people, just tt we haven't had the chance to properly link back up again.

Astons Specialities! Wow never expected it to be quite affordable! $8.40 for a hickory bbq chix chop plus 2 side dishes and 1 drink. Of cos, the usual i-bet-it's-the-rental-fee-tt's-jacking-up-the-prices thought. With some time to spare, we went to the arcade. Played the drum game with ghimy and it was fun! Love music games.

The angelina jolie's:

what a salty movie! Not as bad as the last airbender! The plot was ok but angelina jolie's hot, isn't she? So versatile and smart. But i wonder how she's gonna make it when she fell off the helicopter at the end. No ration no water no dry clothes no nothing in the middle of a long stretch of trees.

Here comes my break :D

like ice cream, i'm cool

weijian

we are a rainbow of a thousand colours lighting up the sky

3rd and the worst field camp. They implemented a "thou shalt not sleep for this field camp" policy. As good as saying "crucio". But it's over woot.

This ndp preview was better than all the previous rehearsals :D Had fun immersing in the pool of patriotism.

And then a group of heartware usherers went past and started to giggle. Why, soldiers can take photos too!

Coming from SAF, presenting to you, super seniors! (junior was taken)

Ytd smth stupid happened. I was using my com halfway then i realised my itouch is not with me. Then i scanned around and a thought went into my head "it could be washed tgt with my no.4 now". So i looked at my washing machine and frown at the rotating clothes inside. "that's it. 500 bucks gone." I told my mum bout it, she stopped the wash, scolded me like mad, then rummage a lil while, NOT INSIDE THE POCKET! Oh my, i was more happy than sad at the mess. Thereafter my intuition led me to find my itouch. Haiz. What happened to my brainy? More and more forgetful. Next time i'll forget that i'm a genius

Only openness can bring people close tgt. That's what differenciates friends from acquaintances.

like a moron, i.. wha.. what?

weijian