Sunday, February 28, 2010

when the going gets tough, the tough gets going

[had enough rest over the weekend right? pt time!]
[second day only and u all shag meh? no right? down!]
[c'mon c'mon! 2 more days to bookout!]
[alright! 1 more day! pt!]
[last day already! give ur last shot during pt ok!]
hello, monday to friday all the same 1? -.-

My back argh...aching like dunno wat. Felt like giving up, felt like dying. But after i finished it, i looked back and told myself "hey it wasn't tt bad after all. i mean i completed it anyway right?" But no, this shall not make me a brokeback mountain. Never!



Yea frown, kookaburra frown, kookaburra gay ur life must be... Luckily i'm not kookaburra. But hey look at choonboon over there! hahahaha

<<- went to swusan's hse to make a choppy cny visit! wow cny lasts quite long huh.. the powerful swusan's generous mum treated us to dinner!





And there was this super fun army cosmetics. Three black stripes with green camo. Fun and cool during our first try, just like the cool guy on tv last time! But cleaning it off was ZZZZZZZ. Esp the eyes-part! Got the free-eye-liner for everyone. Haha nvr try the eye-liner thing b4. And some ppl left so much of the greeny blackish stuff on their eyes that they looked like they were ready for some chinese-opera-marathon LOL!

This was the first time i'm considering signing on... i mean the $$ really v attractive wat. Some more it's going to be hiong for the first few months only right? The rest not as hiong? How bout air force engineer hmm; they dun need to be SOOOO fit anyway huh. Still thinking.


OH MY GOD. My weight had remained unchanged until...NOW! shiok gain of 3kg. It's been...2 yrs since my countless effort to put on weight. Super nice BMI of 19.8 now woohooooooo. C'mon smart lil guy. U're going to gain more muscle mass and look so fit and handsome and smart and cool and hot and...and....aiya u know luh haha!

like a plant, i photosynthesize everyday thanks to the abundance of sunlight
weijian

Sunday, February 21, 2010

i gotta suck thumb

It's tough. It's boring. But it's compulsory. So at times, i thought of "enjoying" it, which really helps to get through it fast.

devilic self: wts?! first 2 days already so tiring, how i survive for next 2 days before my short short freedom?
angelic self: hey c'mon, these 2 days were sian but, it's over! u just need to close 1 eye then 4 days will be gone!

and so, i closed 1 eye...only to realise that i still have many eyes to close for the next few weeks T.T


Ytd went to yihfang's hse for 01 gathering! ppl who were thr: yihfang yumei swusan vivien weini qingping huimin enlin choonboon ghimsiang kokli kaisheng jianyu me











as usual boon doesn't look at the camera lol












i could have eaten more curry if not for my sore throat lor. I CANNOT USE 假音 OMG?! so this is the feeling of losing voice. Really first time for me sia.

ok no more ns talks. ok maybe a bit on it.
boon: hey let's play a game. 5min chat without ns content
me: kk
*silence... the crow flew past us...
see, we must try to become normal again. i know if my frens go ns and i nvr go, i will be damn damn sian too.

and and, dun luan luan use social studies skills can! ~.~ u all

like a big blind man, i'm a 大忙人
weijian

Sunday, February 14, 2010

single day double post triple...triple...triple kill? :p

As usual it's a kai-ma (no not kaisheng's mother. kai-ma is godmother in cantonese) hse visit on the first day! Yummy snacks thr like always. Oh they noticed my botak. Ok kind of weird cos we also not really that close...
Then ... it's ah-gor (aunt) hse visit. ulu lil place with no one thr -.- Spammed drinks thr haha! It's as though i poured a packet of sugar into my mouth for today, but no way i dun wan diabetes. Thr was this cute lil niece of mine who freaking 刀-ed me.
-"hello britney! *waves hand"
-looked at me as though i'm a retard, then continued afk-ing on the spot
looks like she aspires to be a butcher...

















Thereafter, we went to 2nd ah-gor's hse whr the rest of the ppl agreed to meet tgt. Guess wat? I dun even know my cousins' names. Just shook hand and "happy new year" and smiled. Haiz.

Oh yes, here's my first botak photo. It's somewhr near a swimming pool in my ah-gor's condo whr we used to swim tgt everytime we went to ah-gor's hse. Erm, 6yrs ago -.- How to take this photo? We saw an Indian couple walking past, who were probably enjoying their valentine's day, and we approached them to help us take photo. Why? Cos the guy can't possibly reject us in front of her gf hahaha. Must act helpful etc






yes yes my bro is taller than me. He wore sports shoe also, not fair. Got extra height boost.







my ahyi: "eh lai lai, come here and squat down"
me: "huh?"
ahyi: "lai luh"
*i went and squat down
ahyi: *touch my head and "HAHAHAHA so nice to feel botak head!"
-.-

I was thinking wat will happen to our generation in the future lol. Confirm drift away from cousins..

like a lightbulb, my head shines
weijian

smart start!

here's one thousand words:




omg!! highscore!!! *ignore zhengjie pls, he's insane

i always wanted to break the 300k barrier, and when i broke it, i got 374k woohooooo!! happy..






oh shit need to go relatives' house again. dunno how to face ppl who had conflict with us all these years... probably a "hey botak, go ns liao? how was it? oooh. kk bb". I envy those ppl who can have fun with their cousins :(


like a weak magnet, i'm losing contact..

weijian

Saturday, February 13, 2010

half-full water bottle, drink up!

your left, your left, your left right, duty
left right, honour
left right, country

your left, your left, your left right, ninja
left right, company
left right, warrior

whoa today got a 团圆饭 session with 01 peeps. swusan jane qingping vivien ghimsiang kaisheng jianyu choonboon clarence kokli me! whoa so many ppl for a mini gathering! whoa so long nvr see jane and qingping already! whoa then went to clar's hse for a bit of band hero! whoa... Nvr do anything but still got the ...the...nice feeling. NS talks really bore girls hahaha.

Happy Chinese New Year!

tyf with my family was nice. really seoul-gardenly. no scam! same feel! but nicer!

saw 小宝与康熙 on scv and i realised 10 years has passed. holy man. so fast.
and my mum say i changed a lil!! like more steady already. i think she's really honest. good. *give her sweet

cause i, just knock-it-down-ed, just knock-it-down-ed, just knock-it-down-ed

like a video recorder, i rewind and played
weijian

do it the ninja way

so i got into the super ninja company! sort of heng tt i got the slackest platoon out of the 4. But compare to the orion opposite me huh...i sigh. I rmb i was wearing smart 4 with LBV, field pack, rifle and i entered my bunk with my section mates. Then i turned around to see orion lights-out already. WTS!!! noooo!!

2 goals in bmt: run 10min for 2.4, do >10 pull-ups
yea! these 2 goals motivate me greatly everytime i train for them.

$5.50 per meal. how shiok is it? VERY. I LIKE THE FOOD A LOT LOL


yes yes marching is another fun thing. Those do-with-group de stuff always super fun. Ability Group Run, Cadence run...etc...shout n run. Really shiok! I like!Camaraderie!

like a recruit, i knock ppl down
weijian

Thursday, February 4, 2010

i'm calm. very calm. NOOO i'm not!

goodbye my love, 我的头发再见


But no, this blog will not be inactive, just not very active haha. Next time can take a look at this lil thingy again and relive the experience of "i'm going ns le!" !

so exciting huh -.- will my life change from tmr onwards...yes i think it will. BUT NO SMOKING! i'll nvr nvr nvr nvr nvr nvr smoke. u smoke, u're not my fren anymore also :(





speaking of which, singapore is really a "fine" country. Fine this fine that. No eating or drinking in blah blah fine $500. No spitting. No touting. No animals. No smart guys allowed (no wonder i'm always denied entry to here and there)




shall be back for CNY! angbaozx!

like a $50 note, i feel blue
weijian

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

pre-ns-blues

thr goes my last badminton game hahaha. Ok not like it's really a big deal also... Badminton is really a great game. It's more exciting than bball cos size doesn't matter anymore haha! So suitable for everyone. Looks like the 前后 formation works for vivien and me!

Then went to rent a dvd to watch at swusan's hse.

Super freaky. This movie can change the mindsets of all paedophiles!! The climax is v long haha. Nice movie.
















hurray to my unlimited sms!! aiya but how do i utilise it when i'm tekong-ing soon?!


like aaron kwok, i centre-parted
weijian

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

b-e-a-u-tiful

"you are totally in the wrong place. go straight to jail at once. do not pass go. do not collect $200." -some random site

so i was adding my pri schl frens on fb and i found this:

i dunno whr's mine. probably lost it. BUT IT'S SO LOL! wa lao why my parents nvr care bout my outlook 1...T.T cute luh hor. And of cos...short
this morning i had a laxing morning jog with vivien. wow!? is it the speed or wat...it's really really v laxing! not as scary it was yrs ago.





try and play bejeweled blitz! u'll feel very very sian when u encounter this scenario:
"READY? GO!"
*eyes zooming here and thr
*can't find any combo
*5s or more has passed and u're still stuck at first step


~.~ issn't this the same as...:
"alright the time now is XXX, you may begin."
*flip the paper
*look at the questions and think
*dunno how to do...skip
*still dunno...skip
[meanwhile...the guy beside you is already chionging like mad and he's probably at his 2nd page.]
*10mins passed and u're given the
always like tt 1...


like a tower, i'm high
weijian

Monday, February 1, 2010

i took a deep breath...AHHH...i smell fart

Today is the day i say bye bye to clarence, as well as bye bye to band hero! Nice botak thr LOLOL!!! Freeeeaaakk it's my turn on friday.

While walking home, we saw some of my pri schl frens. WOW! They still got contact each other 1! So i hurried home and add them on fb/msn. Chatted with them for a while. so 怀旧 hor. Never see each other for so long leh. And we met just before i'm about to go ns. That's a nice 1. Hope i can still remain in contact with many ppl ba. I'm sure it's not that much of a problem when i have my unlimited sms plan MUAHAHAHAHA. That's like in 20mins time :D

like lady gaga, i rah rah ah ah ah-ed
weijian