shhh. hear my whispers

be a man

2012-02-12T17:34:00.009+08:00

In my JC days, in an attempt to be stupid, I added on to ghimsiang's catch-phrase then.

Be a man, do the right thing.
-Be a man, be wei jian.-

*shakes head
chauvinism vs abasement, it's better for a man to be slightly inclined towards the former than the latter. He has to be the driving force.

He has to be... the man for her.

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These days at work.. I've been doing a lot of filing. Relieved to note that there is progress. But then I realised that there is a lot of update needed for the current files sitting on the shelves. This means more work for me, but all unapparent to the naked eye! Argh.

I must say my work is quite slack hehe. The best thing I've learnt is how to use excel, which erm can be learnt on my own also? -.-" The learning curve in this job as a temp staff is reaching a stagnant gradient = 0 growth...

It's both shocking and surprising, but I don't know if it's a good or bad thing. 2 pairs of eyes? O.O but I'm constantly amused and elated, thanks to a kind of silliness ^^

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So we finally played badminton and went swusan's house to bainian! Hmm gambling makes people entertained, whether it's a lose or win. Of course I'm more subscribed to the idea of win small lose small haha.

symbolic lao yusheng!

And then swusan's birthday party!!

Blowing balloons is a tough job. It requires skills but I'm so bad at blowing. If I were to act in "the three little pigs", I'd fail. It would be something like that: The cute wolf (><) huffed and puffed, and huffed and puffed, but the feather house didn't even move an inch. Overwhelmed by an anxiety that was uncalled-for, the three little pigs went out of their houses and killed the wolf for dinner.

For some reason, my stomach shrank a lot since my ORD. I can't eat much now!

Then it was ghimsiang's song session. Very catchy song composed by the 240 singer of the group. His girlfriend will be so touched.

bp female models

want to fight? come la!

Just joking, I think we're all too civilised and gentlemanly to be engaged in fights...

Come play scissors paper stone with us if you dare la! or play seven-up with us! hmph!

Glad that the little girl enjoyed herself from showered love all around her.

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一种自然的喜感

just that my socks have to be worn higher.

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I see so many talented people around and I thought, what have I got? Nothing much. And if even those good catchers cannot catch, how do I catch one? Don't talk about people with master balls la, they can catch anyone they want. Ultra balls also cannot catch, what makes you think a pokeball (picked up from a deserted corner some more, not bought from shop one) can catch?

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我把你当作我的空气
如此形影不离

- 王力宏爱的就是你-

like a peacock, I strutted to the beat
weijian

They say when one is in love, the surrounding trees will seem to blossom, the weather will seem nice, the heart will be light..

2012-01-29T23:01:00.012+08:00

or so "they" say. Who are the "they"?!?

So, that was a happy chinese new year everybody. Not really. This year was pretty boring. Instead of the usual hey-yo-army?-studying?-working?-where?-girlfriend?-very tall hor the 3 of you, no one bothered to interact with us! Awkward. We couldn't be bothered to initiate conversations too. So we just ate, received angbaos, watch tv, left.

CNY eve was boring as well. I think it's because of my bloated stomach which caused me to lose appetite. Grew very big leh haha.

The biggest shrooms I've ever seen, next to swusan. Again I don't know whether it's my stomach or the mushroom. So filling!

Spent the last of 初二 watching IP man 2 on tv. Screwed up mediacorp went to censor some of the important fighting scenes, like the rapid and relentless punches on the angmoh at the end. What the hell, next time go broadcast some teletubbies show better la, healthier for kids -.-

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Back in my hometown yiochukang...

Never-ending filing during free times! Oh well, at least I'm slacking. Still can play music and surf the net. Next week is gonna be challenging.

That's my ultimate array of papers split into stacks according to the alphabetical order of employees' names.

Jasmin is another temp staff there. What, don't think too much la, office love -.- Am I old or ..am I old? She's waiting for her O level posting results, just like my brother, while I'm waiting for uni. I went through 2 more phases of life than these teenagers: A levels and army. Hope that I've grown mature since my schooling days? Girls don't like immature guys right.

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The most interesting day of the week, and definitely an indelible memory to me, falls on Saturday. The 3 dramatic idiots and the creation of sjw.

snooze 1.5hrs, smack myself on the butt to run, took a detour when it should only have been one stop, realised that 28th is an invalid day, powerful de-stress activity, laugh non-stop. Got so hot and tired hahaha :D

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First time driving inside the circuit. Wa scary. So many things to look out for. Mount kerb-fail. Inability to stop at white line-fail. Bang car-fail. Look into the mirror and get surprised by the awesome guy looking back at me-fail. Not to forget the demerit points! Hope I can pass it in just one try!

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I think I did something dumb which erased the other half of my post. Now I really forgot what I typed -.-

But I still remember this. I was reading up on friend zone, and realised that girls are the ones who usually "friend zone" guys, not the other way. Don't wanna be confused, so I'm cautious, very cautious. Then again, exercising too much caution impedes the flow of spontaneity. Haiyo I better be spontaneous in accordance to my new year resolution. Chance, are you with me?!

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我为你痴为你累
风雨我都不后悔

-周华健爱相随 -

like 阿旺，傻人有傻福
weijian

is this a real thump?

2012-01-21T23:59:00.010+08:00

I've been so busy these days.

So, here comes work! Good thing is I don't have to don office wear everyday. I think the more I wear these formal shirts, the more confident and comfortable I will be in them. Seems good for future presentations?

Office life is about computer, telephone, papers, stationery and a cup of coffee.

I was told that if I have nothing to do, I can do filing. -.-" I dislike doing filing. I don't even file my own worksheets during my school days?! Unless they were to be graded or I would be scolded if I didn't file, and these ppl who made me file were leesf vlee and slee. All Lee!? Seriouslee? Filing is what makes me so tired I think. My shoulder will ache. Oh and most importantly, filing is a brainless job. Separate into perm and temp, then arrange from a-z, then for each letter arrange a-z for second letter. I need my brains to be used!

While I was learning during the handover, I realised my attention span decreased significantly. I drifted off so many times, and had to force myself to get back on track. My memory is another facepalm issue. Even my handover aunty, oops, laughed at my ridiculously shrunken memory capacity. Is it due to army!? Or am I really so toot!?

Thankfully my colleagues and boss are nice people. I get to visit many different places for lunch everyday!

used to be my usual homedish: fried egg with bittergourd!

ice cream waffle at NYP!

After taking a look at the youngsters there, I'm surprised if someone from poly tells me he/she is not attached. Luckily I didn't go poly. My feeble heart and mind will never catch up with the 花花世界。

Still adapting..

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One of my relatives in msia

Loves to imitate people and follow the laughter of others even though he doesn't really know what's going on. He will definitely be a great entertainer next time!

Too bad I'm not close with him...

Why doesn't my family promote bonding amongst relatives? Sigh. Some times I really don't understand what the previous generation is thinking. I shall not see this from my generation onwards.

I see people organising events via facebook and I can't help but shake my head. Sure it's an easily accessible platform for many. But I feel that it's not personalised enough. Some people who don't go fb will miss it out totally. Attendance of people will also directly impact the outcome of that event. It's different when it's an sms. Is it me or does fb make one less insincere? Or is that the prevailing dominance of trolling these days? Trolling seems to be advocating cynicism when it's overly abused. And I seem to be cynical here too. Heck it. Trolling is still a great source for amusement.

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So I scanned around my workplace for 20+s and 30+s guys. I was horrified. So next time I'll be like that!? They don't really care about their outlook. Guys are nerdy thin and frail. Girls are aunty or have thick makeup.

Not their fault. They focused so much on work that they have no energy for other stuff. For now I should still be ok with my pushup regime. And running! Half marathon is coming! Ah even without marathon, I feel that I ought to run at least once a week to keep fit!

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swusan's mum generously treated us again! It just reminds me of how long this group of 01 people has known each other. I might forget NJ's school song, but never ever for BP's. Okay probably because NJ's is a malay anthem hahaha.

Finally met up with people with whom I have spent 1.5yrs on the field. It feels great. More for the soldiers than for the sgts though. Crazy bunch of guys haha. All of us have moved on with our lives, and many of them are super high flyers. Go ahead and fly, I'll prowl in sg haha. I'm not very ambitious u know, neither am I capable of being so.

guonian said sth like, "wa lao eh I'm sick of forming relationships with people and then they leave for 5years!" He was referring to people who will be going overseas for further studies.

That's why I find it so hard to make friends now. My heart can't really take this kind of thing. So I cannot be a teacher who is too committed, or a NSman who sees batches of soldiers come and go, or ... some other job that nurtures people and make them fly.

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Second wisdom teeth extraction! Whoa this time I felt more during the LA. I was so afraid of feeling the pain when he was sawing my tooth. "What if he didn't inject properly!?" And I tell u the needles are really not joking. They are sooooo long! Blah you got to have great mental strength to embrace it. They provoke painful thoughts, but are actually not even as painful as a fall. I clenched my fists though, I think they help to transfer some blood to my hands rather than my teeth so as to delay the relay of the "pain" message from gums to brain and back to gums again. Just joking, I got no idea how it really works.

Like last time, first thing I did after the surgery was to sleep. When I woke up, I didn't feel any pain! Hmm not bad! Then I went to eat my porridge and OUCH!? Slowly, I finished the porridge and... I went back to JMC to take my antibiotics cos I forgot to take -.- Another proof of my poor memory. Then at night, I ate tau hway and OUCH?! Slowly, I finished the tau hway and... rested. 2hrs later I ate my porridge and surprisingly the pain WAS GONE! GONE GONE GONE! YES!!! Amazingly! swusan if u're here, u can take my advice of eating cold food, helps to close wounds, stop bleeding, and thus gets rid of the pain! I think? haha.

But I had to test whether the pain was really gone. I took a ba gua and started eating. YUMYUM the bagua was delicious LOL! :D That concludes 90% of my wisdom teeth ordeal. Stitch removal next week woohoo!

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I will be brave
I will not let anything
Take away
What's standing in front of me

One step closer

-christina perri a thousand years-

like an admin boy, I thank you formally with my warmest regards
weijian

one does not simply fall in love

2012-01-10T21:17:00.009+08:00

There must be chemistry for crush to arise, then infatuation, then interaction, then go through some bittersweet experience tgt, then ...

No, it shouldn't be so technical. One simply loves.
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Huimin's birthday celebration at breko cafe at holland v! It was a pretty fun day with games.

After that was more talking session with yumei qp vivien at 302. I just need to sit there and listen to the conversation. So much information and so interesting! like FM201

Yumei's and jianyu's birthday celebration at watami! I was there for the cake and photos only, so I didn't know what happened.. But I got another 01 polaroid photo from yumei hahaha.

choonboon can be really cute eh?

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I lost my wallet.. AGAIN! 3rd time alr. Discovered its absence the next day. REALLY REALLY LUCKY to find it at foodfare! Thanks cleaners! 3rd time losing and 3rd time getting back my wallet. Must do more good deeds to accumulate good karma! offering free help-grandma-cross-road service~

I rmb it was lunch time and I wanted to go out and dabao my standard $3 杂菜饭. Then I realised it was raining. zzzz. So I decided to try cooking again.

That's 2 packets of noodles, 1 fried egg, 3 cheese hotdogs.

I learned my lesson. Never cook 2 packets of noodles with soup! TOO FILLING! But u can do that if it's dried noodles. As usual, fried egg was the best. Hot dog is just hot dog. Cheese was melted, but I still don't know how to make a cheese hotdog. It tasted like cheese and hot dog instead of cheese hotdog.

I wonder when I will push aside my laziness and cook again..

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Finally, after sending 100+ copies of my resume and answering numerous calls, I got a temp job! Ah. okok pay I guess, but it's quite far. Well, better than having no job!

I hope the working environment is nice, and that I'll perform well enough to stay cos I don't wanna go through the application process again..

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After much delay, the long awaited wisdom teeth extraction.

The scariest part was the 5 injection needles. O_O The needles were so freaking long I tell u! But on the surgical chair, there was no turning back. Might as well face it bravely. poke poke poke. Numbness overtook me from the right lane because you are not allowed to overtake from the left lane. My head was covered with a surgical sheet. Then came the sawing. zzzzuuuuuu went the saw. I had no idea wth that oral surgeon was doing, but he was an indian and he looked funny, so I trusted him. Love professional and funny indians ^^ Soon, he stitched the wound and the surgery was over. Like, 15mins?! Cool. The sad thing is.. the pain comes after the anesthesia wears off..

I was kiasu so I quickly popped a pill of painkiller. Hours later, that same incessant pain came but it was bearable. BUT! 重点来了. 2hrs of sleep and the pain was gone! miraculously! I'm more convinced now that sleep allows one's body to heal naturally.

sherlock holmes has a part 2. So does my wisdom teeth extraction-this friday.

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Can't stand this kiasu tutee of mine... His mum gave me a plate of cookies to eat but I didn't feel like biting, so I asked him, " Do you want to eat? Is it ok if I don't eat? Cos I just extracted my wisdom teeth."

A polite kid would say, "oh sure, just leave it there."
A guailan kid would say, "I don't mind treating u my box of ferrero rochers now, u know?"

This kid just stared at me, with a tinge of tikoness, like I was supposed to start saying something, not him. ~awkward silence~ Then I asked my question again. He afk AGAIN! Then he replied, "I don't know. You have to ask my mum."

_|_ indecisive mama boy. Felt like using my pen and stabbing myself.

That was just one of the very distinctive mamaboy incident. Almost every bit of his actions and speech tells u "hello.i'm a mama boy.my mama told me i have to pee at 3am every night so i do it."

Wait, there's 1 more.
me: "Do you know how I can get to ION orchard from here?"
him: *starestarestare afkafkafkafk
me:"any bus or..?"
him: "yes I know. you can take a taxi."

_|_ I felt like licking him. He wasn't joking leh.

My other tutee was the opposite: a tanned cat high boy who looks promising and cool and most importantly is not a mama boy. Not saying that loving ur mum is wrong, don't get me wrong. This is just ...

u know!

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再真心也会被阻绝

-林俊傑學不會-

like stephen chow, I act 一个正经 but am crazily lame
weijian

那些年我们一起在msn countdown..

2012-01-01T22:48:00.037+08:00

-super long post-

That's right. Now people don't even use msn anymore. It's very sad. I've had precious moments with msn..

First of all, I must thank msn for teaching me how to type fast and sensibly. It's a very important skill that I think many people still have problems with. For instance, a noob guy can type a whole lot of shit and no one can understand what-talking-him. How did I manage to type fast? Hmm.. I needed to close deals fast in maplestory, so I had to type fast to convince the other party. I was very excited while I was on msn because interacting through messenger was a rather new concept for me then. So as we chatted, my excitement made me want to type faster, just like how one flourishes in sports during heated moments.

Now I don't see people online, and even if they do, they don't reply. Sigh..

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WHOOOOOAAAA WHAT A BUSY WEEK INDEED!

Clarence's xmas party!

The carousel! At scott's hotel! It was very expensive $_$ my very first 50bucks buffet. The tiger prawn was nice! And that was my first time seeing a chocolate fountain! The choc was too sweet for me, but nvm, the combination of strawberry and pineapple with chocolate was the newzpaperz man.

the boys are back

goal!! need to practise saying that more often to be able to clique with my fellow uncles in the coffee shop..

Then dance central! Dancing is very fun. Watching people dance is more enjoyable actually HAHAHAHA! dearest zuokun made me laugh nonstop. I think dancing videos are like wine: it gets better with age! Shall review it 1 year later..

Then tianfong clar yongchee ray let us taste their awesome cake. Ah.. nice. But I'm very lazy to learn how to make.

xmas gift exchange! got a nice lego notebook from raymond hahaha. yay!

Clarence's a very nice host. Thanks to him, vball lives.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart. The very next day, ..

Boon's house party LOL!

I think we all learnt our lesson. LOL! half of the turkey here was uneaten. The stuffing was not stuffed before heating the turkey up. The sauce wasn't enough. Our stomachs weren't that big. So many problems! Poor choonboon had turkey meat for 3 meals x 2 days.

Too tired to immerse in the christmas mood..

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Maybe monday is a good day to rest! NO! Driving + tuition combo. V tiring. This combo happened again on the first day of 2012 and prevented me from taking a full nap T.T

I think I had 10 driving lessons already. I can drive le wheee! Some drivers just honked me cos I was slow.. please honk me only when u are driving a manual car like me. Bully me sia :( luckily my instructor helped me "eat" that guy. I must learn how to "eat" drivers. A tiger doesn't need to kill, but it needs to learn how to kill just in case it loses its reign.

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Then on Tuesday, it's megazip!

sorry swusan :( I hate to give up one of the co-founders for megazip, but that's the only way.. icecream kk? Well it was an experience for me, I shall no longer jio so many people. I wanted to express how frustrating it had been forcing people to prioritise this, but I guess it's better to just forget the details.

Despite the tough coordination, megazip was pretty fun! Positive response from 26th and 27th! Though we didn't get to experience that amazingly arduous climbmax 3rd level on the same day, I think we all shared a common problem in overcoming one of the elements then! Overall a very good once in a lifetime experience haha. Free fall was a shiok experience, because I'll never want to jump down from any height without a harness! But only for the first few split seconds -.- Rock-climbing! My favourite! I think my body is more or less naturally inclined towards climbing because even before climbing it, I knew I could easily overcome it. Such a breeze! hao lian a bit HAHA. Ahhhs, I really wanna climb again!

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After that was 01chalet.

一起长大的约定
那样清晰打过勾的我相信
说好要一起旅行
是你如今唯一坚持的任性
.
.
.

而我已经分不清

It was a promise made 2 years ago. But as time flies, its significance eroded..

Some how people have this idea that the majority will be there, so it's just "me" who will have special arrangements. In fact, everyone has this special arrangement. In the end only a couple few turned up. It's the same as punctuality. "oh I'm late cos I missed my bus", "oh I'm late cos I helped a grandma cross the road"... Everyone has his own problem, so where is the majority? I think kaisheng experienced it worse for one of his outings.

1st day: So when we reached, that asshole guard went to chaokeng for more than 30mins and he put a "out for patrol" on the door and dao my calls. Really asshole. Made me worry bout checking-in for nothing.

That's not all. That room was full of hairs. One might have thought that it used to be a hair salon. Thanks to jane's warning, me and kokli were well prepared. Oh and there were only qp kokli and me then. We started our army style of tidying up the place. No, I think we were even more thorough than in army. We used cloths and mopped the floor twice, cleaned and scrubbed the toilet and rubbish bin, picked up most of the hair, wiped the sofa table chairs, but we couldn't do anything to the bedsheet. To reward our efforts, we ordered domino's and shared. It's quite shiok actually . Not long after, ants came in from the outside again and I had to mop for a bit more before finally deciding that my efforts are fruitless. Actually how clean was the chalet at coasta sands previously? I forgot. But we didn't seem to bother so much then, and the floor was brown tiled, so dirt wasn't visible.

No the ordeal is not over yet. Then came an sms saying yf was coming over soon. That's mr.muscle and miss bodilicious coming over our humble unit filled with people who aren't really close with them! O_O Yup it was a hard time trying to make them interested. My teases on muscles seemed negative to them I don't know why.

2nd day: We went to buy bbq stuff, met up with some other 01, then went back to prepare food. Then we went to 吹海风 by the seawall, my favourite activity by the sea. If only the wind can make my hair more 帅，I'd go there everyday haha.

The trip back to white sands made us walk through the nostalgic lane, where we had to form up every sunday and board the bus and ferry to tekong. :'(

Are you enlisting? are you kidding me? LOL!

To be honest, even now, I will wake up and be shocked that I have ord-ed. After a frigging 1year 10months!?

Soon, it's night, and the bbq commenced.

intimidating aren't they? if u know what I mean. haha.

One of the best bbq :) easy to cook!

Then, 该走的都走，该留的也都留了。

How big is the difference? Let's analyse. muscles was supposed to stay, but left. red was supposed to leave, but stayed. Spiderman was supposed to defeat green goblin, but went shopping with maryjane. Batman was supposed to lim kopi with ahgao, but went to pull off that smirk on joker's face. Yup.

After that we played some drinking games, but sadly I wasn't able to drink a lot cos my stomach wasn't really occupied, so I was worried for my 肝爹。But poor jianyu..

must have a lot to drink. bangthebus!

I realised that I don't really like alcohol unless it's for forfeit, and I can't really tong late night sessions. I'm not a party animal after all.

All the way until morning. We went to 吹海风 again but brrr, it was so damn cold. Then I pondered about my goals in life, but still couldn't get an answer. I thought of some instances in the past when I could only scream upon reminiscence.

There were many times when I wanted to spice things up, but the opposing forces were too resistive. There was a boy who liked clara but he didn't want to trouble himself worrying about possible results of his actions in wooing her. So he chose stoning. How boring his life must have been.. 01 is a group that really likes to do nothing and talk, so perhaps activities next time should be more geared towards talking.

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So I tried being the wet blanket of the group with the "I don't want to spend so much money", and it was really a stupid feeling. I'm not saying we should just throw away our money when we go for outings, but not to the extent that you can spend 5k on a box of rolex tissue paper yet not 15bucks on a meal? Different people really have different priorities, it's ok, my bad.

What do I see in the 4 bfs? Balls. Yup that's the thing that is apparent. You can't be too muscular cos ppl will say it's disgusting. You can't be too tanned cos ppl will say you are like a banglah. You can't be too smart cos ppl will feel inferior and be speechless in front of you. You can't be too good cos ppl will think you are mr.good and you treat everyone else equally good. You can't be too sociable cos ppl will think you are just doing your routine interaction. You can't be too steady for any outing cos ppl will think you like to spend money.

In fact, the value of guys can be measured only to a small extent. A perfect guy with the above qualities might not have a gf because of the above. So, those qualities are important, but they are not everything. You need chemistry and balls. Chemistry is something that can be nurtured in time, but best if it's natural. But balls can definitely be learned. Time to have balls.

The thing is that love isn't something that allows you to reap what you sow. So when you are ready to use the balls you have acquired to woo the girl you really like, here comes some movie/drama and said something like "if you love her, you don't need to possess her". 讲真的leh. Like that let's just fall in love but be singles lor.

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The next day, there was a wedding dinner for dunno-who-relative at St.Regis. It was disastrous. My bros and I went up the stage to help him yumseng, then he asked, "who are they? nvr see them before leh?" and smile smile smile. @#$%#$^@ help u shout still complain. 去吃报纸啦你。

Anyway the food was nice, so ok luh, go there eat lor. High class.

only 7 course. Getting fewer and fewer by the day huh?

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Went to pageone warehouse sale and bought a $5 book. Cool. Shall find some time to read a book. The thickest book I've ever read is Harry Potter. Pathetic huh? Not studious enough.

Then dad's birthday dinner at chui xiang kitchen 醉香小厨.

chui and zui. whhh...?

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On new year's eve, there was an archery outing. Mega fail. Movie again. I think next time I'll just pon archery outings like ghimsiang.

Should be a very funny and interesting movie. But it's too fast-paced for me, especially when I was so lethargic from chalet..

Looks like I've got to download this movie and re-watch.

01 xmas countdown. Went to lele pot for steamboat. Why are fried mantous in the menu for steamboat? But nice haha. So was the cheese fries1 And the prawn! Oh god. Prawns. I love prawns. And I've eaten lots of prawns this week :D No photos here, so to help me reminisce, people going were huimin qingping jasmine louis bryan choonboon ghimsiang kaisheng jianyu kokli me, and a next-2-doors swusan.

After that we went outside mac to "countdown". Horrible, no place to fit us. I was really tired from chalet also, so we just talked and talked and talked.

Then we started setting our new year resolutions..

2011 resolutions:

1. 15 pull-ups by 2011 [DONE]
2. sbj 260 by 2011 [272 PLEASE]
3. 100% punctuality [sadly, no. but now i've got a watch. a man with a watch will NEVER be late again]
4. new shoes! [OBTAINED]
5. new bag! [BOUGHT]
6. less thinking, more actions [I definitely did more action this year]
7. keep in contact with friends [archery, 01, vball, army but not 05. stupid guard duties -.-]
8. run 2.4km in less than 10mins [ 9:38 GOLD :D]
9. try haagen dazs :D [YES! But I forgot when, need to reread my blog again]
10. learn how to play i'm yours using a guitar! and perform [I learned how to play the chords, but didn't perform!]

Okay, 7/10. Quite decent. I'm so happy that I've set so many goals and achieved so many in 2011, especially the gold in ippt.

Despite having achieved these, 2011 was not a smooth-sailing year for me. you naive kid. 2012 will be better!

MY NEW YEAR RESOLUTION:
1. maintain fitness by doing at least 2 x 120 pushups a week, and run at least once a week!
2. find a job soon
3. get a decent grade in uni (i think it's 4.0?)
4. be more spontaneous and take more initiatives
5. try keeping long hair (i don't know why people will link to the guns and roses style zzz)
6. start reading books
7. get class 3 license

Seems boring, but who knows? ^^

I was glad when jasmine said girls do take some initiatives. Looks like my theory of mutualism was correct.

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Played enough after I ORD. I'm ready for the next phase of my life. Every now and then, I'll think of my army days, my nokia 1202, my sai gang periods, my lame style with topless guys, and smile...

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散在地上撕落的岁月
又一天又一年没感觉
伤痕在心田滚烫的蔓延

-林俊杰無盡的思念-

like a small kid to whom has been promised a theme park outing, I couldn't sleep
weijian

limpeh wong u already! don't get hurt!

2011-12-23T20:18:00.008+08:00

Just wondering how long the karma boomerang takes to come back. It doesn't really do me much good in seeing bad guys getting punished, except the derivation of thrill in my belief of fairness.

Anyway, at this period of time, there is the aarontan's fail video and SMRT's fail trains. Together, it's this!

LOL! Gotta give credit to netizens. They are really creative. SMRT's smashed window + ryanxz gobangwall = ryan banging out of window in train. HAHAHA

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Just when I was losing hope, a trip to Mustafa gave me instant levitation, with a halo as free gift.

O.O

ssa011j2!

66% of my expected price! How cool is that! But no warranty! But warranty is only for mechanism, and given seiko's trusted made-in-japan quality watches, mechanisms don't spoil so easily, so warranty is useless!

This watch has everything that I want! Automatic, sapphire scratch-free glass, good-looking, leather strap, within budget, roman numerals, date display, black, japan movement (actually as long as it's not china). Just 1 more day display and this will be perfect! But it's not really important anyway!

happpppyyyy :D:D:D time to scrimp and save. 说到省省省省，哥哥最棒！

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So, driving seems easier and easier alr! But I still feel nervous every time I'm driving and a bit reluctant to go for each lesson :( half-clutch move is an ass.

First time try on listening to music while jogging! WHOA! Jogging becomes less boring now woot! As of now my standard is 4x1.6km bp route. Gotta increase to 8x1.6km before my run!

That hairdresser told me I've got at least 3months before cutting that hairstyle that I want, and I still don't know if that will fit the shape of my head.. Then I thought of reservice->short hair. Wa.. Wait 3months only for it to be shaved again during reservice, then I need to wait again! zzzz nvm, it's worth a try. You can't expect an old 40year old uncle to go out with a stylish hair right?

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TUITION! FOUND 2! LOL! 2 x O level students. I love O level math cos it's sooooo easy and I don't need to prepare anything at all. $_$ 请多多指教，照顾一下我的钱包！

Hopefully under my guidance, they can get A's for their exams.

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Nearing the end of 2011.. I'm looking forward to clar's xmas party, boon's male fiesta, mind-boggling(I typed mind-boggling and then eh? my mind can blog?) megazip, the supposedly-long-awaited 01 chalet, wedding dinner at st.regis 7star hotel, seafood buffet. Oh my god. All these are happening from tmr onwards!? Even my mother also starts to nag me 哇你不要整天出去hor！

That also means all my $$ are gone now..

Then the stupid recruitment agencies cannot match jobs properly one. *TEMP ADMIN JOB $7-9 WEST O/A/ORD PERSONNEL WELCOME TO APPLY! LOTS OF VACANCIES* the advertisements are somewhat like that at jobscentral, but after I sent my resume with my expected salary "$7.50/hr", people still call me "Hi, may I speak to weijian? May I ask if you are still looking for a job? Okay I got an admin job for you and it's near your house. (ohhhh nice nice nice) It's $6.50 per hour."

O_O?! $7-9 becomes $6.50. What shit is this man. Give false info!? Seriously?! Not 1 or 2leh, almost everyone who called told me that.

That's why I still haven't found a job with office hours and at least $7/hr that is near my house. Got some already submitted luh but no news of me getting shortlisted for interview.

Most of the jobs also have this: *accounts assistant required! min 1 or 2 years of exp!* -.-" How am I supposed to gain experience before I start working? They need experienced workers but people can only gain experience when they work. How? Going round and round in circles and finally the dog caught its own tail?

Just give me a job already..

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你说活在明天活在期待
不如活得今天很自在

joyous season calls for light-hearted songs

-孙燕姿第一天-

like dora, I share your throughts
weijian

美人计

2011-12-17T17:59:00.011+08:00

It's something that doesn't work for the faithful ones.

I don't understand why some people can change their partners every now and then, just because they see another attractive person. I must be too traditional.

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After quarreling with my brother, of course I would be mad at him. But a few hours later, everything just goes away. That's a pretty good feeling. Brotherhood.

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Life has been normal lately. Seems like my desire for watch has simmered down. But that is mainly due to the forthcoming economic downturn in 2012. When that happens, exchange rate will change. My watch could be cheaper then ^^

Now I understand why uncles wear singlets at home: army. Bcos of army, many of us were half-naked or just wore a singlet in our admin time cos it's more cooling! I've been practicing my army habits at home now, but on the other hand, ISN'T THIS A TRANSFORMATION TO AN UNCLE?! O.O 30 years from now and I could be wearing a singlet at a kopitiam and crossing my 二郎腿while drinking a cup of kopi o gao. Not very surprising.

So, badminton on Tuesday, and badminton on Friday. Badminton is not fun when you play strokes for the whole game. People like me will slack and joke around. Therefore scores are important motivators.

Then we watched the 2nd best show, after winter's bone: east meets west.

zzzz I don't know why this movie was made in the first place..

It's really shit.

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I realised that it's possible to be early, even if there is no one forcing you to (eg: army). All you need is that extra effort to push yourself. Ever since I made that new year resolution to not be late, I kept getting late for outings. Never again. I'm not someone who gives excuses. I must be punctual next time.

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Some things comes with maturity and cannot be rushed. I was struggling to exert power on the ball in sec 2, but in sec 4, after a nice dream, I could spike properly. I was struggling to smack the feathery cock in sec 1, but in sec 3, after a long break in badminton, I could perform a smash. I was struggling to do pull-ups, but one fine day in army, I did my first ever no-cheat-very-honest pull-up. I was hoping my sincerity and modesty would help me in attracting someone from the opposite gender, but as days went by, in 201X, I..

All that happened out of the blue. So I thought the only factor is time and maturity. As I grew older, I found it easier to be more aggressive in games. Maybe when I am more mature, I will be holding hands.

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The rain these days kept disrupting my plans to run. A certain part of me was actually leaping for joy that I can't go run though. Project ppn continues, but maybe less intense now. I don't wish to grow bulkier anymore. That would mean protein powder, or a change in diet. I don't have the $$ to go for either one. Furthermore, after watching <<那些年，我们一起追的女孩〉〉 and this website http://www.feveravenue.com/a-females-perspective-the-singaporean-man-vs-af/
, I think size is not the top priority for girls.

So, maintaining is good enough for me, maybe add in a few runs to train for the upcoming half marathons in 2012!

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我知道你我都没有错
只是忘了怎么退后
信誓旦旦给的承诺
全被时间扑了空

我知道我们都没有错
只是放手比较好过
最美的爱情回忆里带去

是时候退后了。。

-周杰伦退后-

like a tissue paper, I'm used
weijian

everyday is saturday

2011-12-11T17:33:00.012+08:00

Lost track of time.. everyday seems like saturday to me. Days after ORD are shiok.

Went for 2 more interviews with recruitment agencies (lame shit). They are really useless ppl. I saw one guy from NTU Business doing recruitment at recruit express at taka last or last last week. Siao, he got 4th class honours or what? Why need to do this kind of insecure job with shit pay? Anyway all the interviews are about filling forms, pairing u up with the jobs that they have on hand, and if u are not an immediate worker, they smile, shake ur hand, and ktnxbai.

1 of them, recruitexpress from JTC building, told me, "Wa your expected salary so high ah, even ppl with experience settle for $6 per hour only leh". But my friends got at least a 7! >:| I'm not china worker ok.

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Slacking at home could be really energising. Firstly I sleep at around 11 everyday, quite early. I wake up at around 9-10 everyday, don't know why I need to sleep for so long. Then it's refresh fb, play iphone game, lunch, refresh fb, afternoon nap, refresh fb, dinner, refresh fb, sleep again. Standard slacking. Sleep sleep sleep sleep. I nvr get tired of sleeping eh?

But the weird thing is I was quite tired this whole week. I don't feel like playing dota when I have nth to do. I'd rather sleep.

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Then on wed, badminton, table tennis, decoder's cafe!

Badminton was rather fail, bcos I warned of the stupid sports hall that allows glaring sunlight to enter and blind players' vision, yet we went ahead to play. Why are there no sports hall in central area?! Right, CBD, no need no sports.

Then table tennis.. 我要玩1v1, 不要2v2啦. Listen alr also dulan. Play solo sports to show off ur individual skills. Hello we are not in a competition here. Play 2v2 for fun only, and can allow more ppl to play, wan to show off then go nude in the public toilet and flash flash. What can I do? Just go along lor.

At decoder's cafe, the fun started to unfold. From 7 to 4 men. Seriously don't give face 1. Travel so far to Clementi for an outing, stay a while longer for the outing ma, aiya I also don't know what to say. But anyway it was super hilarious in the cafe. The games were not funny. We were! Acting like neighbourhood kids looool.

Another singing session with army frens. Funny also. I don't know why but I like to be a lil immature when I'm with the army clique. I miss dancing with jingx jerm and myron alr.. 01guys are too rigid.

Yes, the whole city is full of golden pigs. LOL! We need stuff like this to brighten up our days.

post ord: these kids are too free.

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There was one night when I went to clar's hse for mahjong. Played a lil of SF IV, then started the mahjong. yongchee started distributing the chips, ok, for better reflection of our standards? So the game began, with me only knowing how to 碰碰胡 and 平和, and not exactly know how to count 台. As usual, I joked around, lala, play this and that, on the move learning. An example is when I'm 莊, I told everyone to prepare to play 5 consecutive rounds, meaning I will win 5 rounds in a row. That came true, but all small wins by me! 1 of the rounds was an intentional draw lol. Then at the end of the game, we counted the chips, ah, blah blah, u won xxx, i lost xx, hahahahahaha. Then came the wallet.

O.O

I didn't know we were playing money! Luckily I lost $0 and won $0 in the end. I was shocked. Had I known, I would have played more seriously, or not played at all lol. I'm not a fan of gambling without special occasions..

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Driving has become much more enjoyable and simpler now... It's amazing. It's like learning dota for the first time, having the need to multi-task. But once u get the hang of it, multi-tasking is quite exhilarating.

there was one turn that was so steep and I was at 5th gear, so, I drifted instead of slowing down. Simple. Just tap brake slightly, clutch in fast, change gear, hard accelerate, steer. Voila, your car can go deliver tofus in Japan now!

Just joking, drift 个屁。Get fined, license get revoked, go jail ah.

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Yes, and thr's sth else. Watch! I've been spending a lot of time reading forums, checking out prices, functions etc of watches. Thanks again China, for screwing up everything in the world. Because of your cheap labour, everything is assembled in your country. The thing is prcs are unethical, unprofessional, dishonest and despicable. They will do anything to save money, such as using melamine as an ingredient. Because of this, I saved myself from buying Kenneth Cole watches.

What's left is a ssa011j2, and a spr005 from seiko. Still undecided whether I should spend the money on a watch, given the obliteration of the timekeeping function of watches now. It really is just an accessory.

So ghimsiang was standing on his point of view and giving me pointers. Some of his arguments are that one doesn't really use a watch: one only wears it; there are other items that I can buy to look good, like a pair of shoes, blazers, shirts, etc; and one might as well buy an expensive watch, or never buy a watch at all because mid-range watches are half-fucked. He suggested expensive fountain pens instead of watches as an accessory bcos at least pens can be used and expensive ones can suit one's writing style with added comfort.

What I'm disappointed in myself is how weak I am. I cannot fight for my point of view on the spot. My points only start coming in later.

Anyway all that is rubbish to me, and I believe some of men's important items are watches and shoes. $_$ let me decide for 1 or 2 more weeks. Maybe this desire will be extinguished.

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One of the disadvantages of ORD is the huge drain on my wallet. So no more free food for me -> $ for meals. No more trainings to preoccupy my time -> $ for entertainment. No more tuition + allowance -> draw $ from reserves.

It's quite scary if I don't exercise some control on my expenditure..

Along with my army days, nokia 1202-2 has gone to the past. I will never forget my msges with u, my courage in u, and my lonely moments with u. U have served me well by never failing to function like a basic phone even though I dropped u hard a couple of times. Next time I see u will be the time when I tell stories about my army days..

I bet there will be a surge of emotions when I see nokia 1202-2 in the future. For now, HAIL IPHONE!

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Banana skins are meant to split. They will cross if there is will, apparently not now. Give me 9months. Metapod will evolve.

风依旧在吹
秋天的雨跟随
心中的热却不退

-林俊杰被风吹过的夏天-

this song is very secondary school.. I just realised I don't have this song in my itouch/iphone, but I can remember all the lyrics. amazing ljj

like a sparrow looking at an airplane, I thought I was good but.. what went wrong
weijian

turn to your right, go run 2 rounds around the parade square!

2011-12-04T16:19:00.019+08:00

seriously, tekan in the last week of army? haha, fun!

yes, this 阿兵哥退伍了！From boy to man.

I remembered that while marching, I felt this sour feeling in me and I was struggling to fight against my tears. Then came the slight drizzle to add a tinge of blue onto our faces, and that blueness sank all the way to our heart. The melancholic marching music beckoned nostalgia to loom before me as I reminisce the key events for the past 2years..

BMT
Standing before Ninja company with my duffle bag and waiting for my name to be called.
Falling in for the first time to the training shed to shave my head.
Scared of doing things the wrong way (for what, now I wonder..)
Khairi was really really scary..
Dying at the first 4km march
Lectures to slack in
Seemingly endless AGR
Worrying for my fitness
Heavily dependent on 01 outings to survive weekends

UNIT
Noob feeling
Lucky to stay near camp
Tattoos, cigarettes, vulgarities, slackers
Bonding
Going for field camps as routinely as the brushing of teeth
Slacking with friends and hoping not to get caught
Acting smart during NDP in front of civilian girls
Discussing a lot about girls
Going overseas for many days (Wallaby 1)
Understanding why one must be selfish, yet impressed by the selfless minority
Joking a lot more than usual
有福同享有难同当
Attained the pride of getting gold in IPPT
Field camps with civilian food
Tuition
Braces
Guard Duties
Understanding why the more committed you are, the more harm you do to yourself (Wallaby 2)
Free offs
ORD

One of the most regrettable things during army was my failure to get into command school. I blame my lack of understanding of the SAF system. Why was I so afraid of army then?? I forgot. I should have been more logical in thinking, that the worst punishment can only be guard duty, not death or whatsoever -.- That fear led to this..

But that turned out to be a blessing in disguise. Being a man of Cougar company, I got to be on the receiving end, be it punishment or reward. Compared to commanders, I experienced stress in a much smaller extent. Believe me, it really sucks to be working with the mono, unless I was an officer. Had my sergeants not have this few bunch of selfless people, the whole of platoon 9 would either be quarreling or punished. Thanks noel watay jingyang sam amyas. Thanks kevin zhenghui jingxuan for being understanding enough to follow our friends to do saigang and suffer together. Thanks jeremy for always giving priority to platoon 9 when it comes to armskote. Love you all, and will miss you all. Sergeants and officers also don't get this kind of bonding amongst themselves. Lucky me eh?

I, Corporal Goh, salute myself in the mirror for getting through this shit, learning independence, life lessons, made new friends, and ORD safely! 吃的苦中苦，方为人上人！I sincerely hope that we will still get to meet up.

As proud as a lion, as loud as the colour pink, I screamed, "ORD LO!"

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Oh? Why are we able to take a photo of our bunk? Why? Mysterious..

ORD gift from our dear handsome sc yuanwei. Really appreciate his efforts. What a good man he is.

At night, there was an ORD function that looked like army prom! LOL!

xiuquan's favourite pose, an inverted L, not 7

platoon 9 section 2 full team!

明知山有虎，偏向虎山行，跟老虎拍照！

smile, sergeant major!

<- alex chan is really fat.fat.fat. Evidently, one can get REALLY out of shape if one slacks...

was supposed to take a photo of sgt darren's signature thunder thigh! argh, i guess johnathan, the photographer, was drunk

After that, went to jingyang's house to play cards. Whooaaa big house man, 3 storeys. Was very tired and woke up with an aching back :( jingyang's brother's superb hospitality left all of us in awe.. drove us to his house, bought breakfast, sent us to mrt station. I wanna have an elder brother!

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shopping day with jingx and kokli

haroro!

cute!

super big bowl of udon at waruku. O_O bigger than my head!

Then we met a pretty cashier at provence bread at ION and we were mesmerised *.* No makeup no act cute, natural beauty!

that green lantern ring costs $19 -.-

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emo, too free

-super junior mr.simple-

like the smell of my beret, jockey cap and ilbv, these precious memories will linger on
weijian

22months, 95 weeks, 670 days, but now I'm left with 5 days!

2011-11-27T16:25:00.010+08:00

LALALLALALALALALALALALALALAL 5DAYS 1 WEEK!

*cough

Let me state the things that I still need to complete before I ORD:
Tuesday IPPT (but if it rains.. LOLOL)
Wednesday Company Cohesion
Friday ORD Parade + ORD Function

LALALALALALALALALALLA SEEMS VERY HARD TO COMPLETE HUH LOL

Yes, I'm very happy.

Why IPPT again!? 您小弟我拿gold leh! >:(
Rubbish luh go test the standard of our fitness now.. Ok nvm I'll just go run a silver standard!

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After this week, my life will be entirely controlled by me. No more instructions for me. It's kinda scary cos when I'm still in army, I can complain about how shitty the instructions are, how unproductive people can be, how everything seems to be a waste of time. But after I ORD, everything I do will be on my own accord. The return of the pink IC also spells the nullification of the safety veil formed by 11B.

My life at this junction..

a complete halt

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I already formed an impression of working with kokli and sam at the Starhub call centre from Dec5 onwards. BUT. They pangseh me and discouraged me from working cos of its galactic amount of stress. Shitttt now I dunno what to do. Decided to wait and see if there are any better job offers..

I don't wanna be a tutor at a tuition centre, neither do I want to be a waiter or any sai gang warrior. Very picky hor? How about a high-paying job with regular working hours and working days, stress-free, interactive, lots of chance to socialise, lots of youngsters, leave entitlement, bonus, many allowance, free 4D for employees, free car provided, free accommodation, opportunities to meet with pretty girls, free courses for employees like dancing, discount for employees, free laptop free hdb free shirts free watch free everything?

Sorry for dreaming. I think I will want to work in a call centre, if there's a chance for me to start working in Jan.

Bad experience is also an experience.

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So, some of my fans were curious,

"哎呦哥哥嗨你好！最近比较无聊？“

just joking, that's jay chou's 公主病

nice char kway teow at marine parade. The best char kway teow I've ever eaten is at lao pasar.

Anyway I just realised that 巴杀 is pasar, and there is no such chinese word o.o failllll me

When it's raining and I'm lazy, instant noodles can save my lunch. I don't really like to eat instant noodles cos it's not nutritious at all. But for these days.. no choice. And I finally tried making the food that I like most: fried egg!!!!

Since I'm so bored, I went to find out more about SNSD. At first sight, I liked yoona. But after watching their videos in variety shows etc, I like taeyeon most, jessica next! haha.

taeyeon has a much better personality though, I feel.

Both can sing well!

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I think I know why I'm always so kanjiong when I'm driving.

instructor: "快点踩CLUTCH 不然车会死掉！“

-.-"

It's the 死掉 that worries me. Instead of referring it to the engine, I always thought that it referred to the car crash..

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這些海鮮捕吃可吃
知不可吃　捕吃可吃　知不可吃可
不吃不吃不吃克制不吃土司　跟我學一遍來

-周杰伦水手怕水-

like a 56k modem, it is ridiculous
weijian

the burning passion that makes ur life seem meaningful..

2011-11-19T23:44:00.005+08:00

It's something that people have in different stages of their lives, but at different times. That's why it can be doused by others who aren't feeling it, yet are around u. This passionless attitude seems more practical, but eradicates the driving force. Wet blankets..

激情, 天真, 幼稚 vs 冷漠, 实际, 从命

Actually I only act 一个懂 luh..

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So bored nowadays that I have to resort to playing dota to kill time. But I learnt sth. The so called team spirit, is only knowing what each individual needs to do, and do it well, plus a bit of chemistry to cover up for each others' mistakes, but only when necessary. Imagine the whole of your team is covering someone's weakness all the time. Each one of them will forget his role, and in most cases, it's farming gold. Where is the progress?

Team spirit and individualism, contrasting yet interlinked.

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After the debut of 那些年我们一起追的女孩, so many people have been crazy about it. You can see quotes, videos, photos at google sogou forums facebook everywhere. I even finished reading the ebook version.

Crazy huh.

It will be really cool if I can write a book about my life. See, I have the botak period in sec 3 too! My reason was.. not really sure what the reason was.. I thought short hair seemed cool ba. And I still think short hair is very cool now. Either short and neat, or long and styled. Anywhere in between in half-fuck, like now.

Anyway the main point is the author has penned down his unforgettable moments, but these are only relevant to him. I thought for a while, and realised I do have some memorable events too that can harness the inner nostalgia in me..

The best part? That some other people remember them as well..

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I think I'm starting to get the hang of driving. Need more practice though. A stupid wild dog was in front of my car, slowly quadrupedal-ling forward. It turned its head around and "oh, there is a car".

But it didn't move away or move faster.

zzzzz, I was so scared that I might knock it down. My instructor asked me to drive faster some more. Stressed from the sandwich. Some how, we got past the dog o.o

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I lead a sad life with my useless brains. I didn't think of extracting wisdom teeth before putting on braces. My dentist told me that I can't extract wisdom teeth when I am putting on my braces. Now he told me can. W.T.F. I dunno what to say luh. What a scam. Now, I have to pay for my extraction. Sigh. 脑袋不中用，就得上一堂宝贵的一课。看来我还得上很多很多堂课。 But I will not let him extract my wisdom teeth. Bloody scammer. Sibei dulan. Especially when I got owned in a field that I am unfamiliar with. Retribution will befall.

How 贵 is 贵? 1.6k

1.6k + 3.8k + 2k (driving) = 7.4k

What the keyboardlaptopcomputer!?

That means I have to save on self-leisure and earn more money to make up for it. No more fun.

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Went to marutama ramen again with jianyu derek chaochao. Armour gathering looool. Poor chaos still has 1 more year to go. But cos of the wisdom teeth thing, I wish I didn't have to ord so early..

Anyway the ramen was not as good as ever. The insides of the egg became hardboiled style zzz. Substandard and inconsistent. But the soup was goood.

Chose wrong place to chill. We should chill at a neighbourhood place so that we can save money and go home easier.

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I can see my posts are all quite negative. What a pessimist. This guy needs some hope and enlightenment man. 但一波未平，一波又起。真令人无法乐观。

<------loooooool

-柯震東&陳妍希漂流瓶-

like what SNSD jessica said in "the boys", GG
weijian

you are the watermelon of my eye

2011-11-13T18:17:00.011+08:00

Why, I like watermelon more ma. Haha.

watched this movie with cheeyee kaisheng jianyu kokli

reminds me of the comparatively more carefree sec schl days..

sth that boys/girls schools won't have

taiwan seems pretty much like sg. That's why this movie is so relevant to me, and to many of us.
But you need to take away the angmoh part in sg. There are too many people who advocate the western culture. It's a completely different feel. While I have to agree that English is more proficient and versatile, I will always prefer Mandarin.

As expected, normally the cool guy will become normal, the average guy will shine, the poor guy will earn lots of money. Their lives are roughly the same as what has been planned for me and many singaporeans, or rather, what has been fixed by the society. So, uni here I come! Interesting ending.. though it's not the happiest ending that I would want T.T

And I like Michelle Chen's demure image.

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driving was better today! :D Less scary. Still have problems with 1st gear, but should be ok in 2 more lessons I guess. Give me a com and a mouse and I can play decent dota. Give me a steering wheel, an accelerator pedal, a brake pedal, a clutch pedal, a manual shift knob and a glass of water and I'll drift like a cloud.

Man, driving is expensive!

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don't understand why some people can be so passionless and cold. really really really sick of this. totally opposite of the attitude I had towards them. why? why? i'm so not worth the time?

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Surprisingly, new album! So many albums le and still composing his own songs! That's the way man, I don't regret supporting you at all. I mean moral support, not support through the purchase of your album though heh.

But not all songs are nice luh.

Nevertheless thanks for the music.

And thanks for the memories that I derive from hearing your songs. EG: daily 以父之名 played from the jukebox in bpghs. It's a very cosy feel.

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we all need reminders once in a while..

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NO MORE GUARD DUTIES LOLOL! Screw it. I'll never become a security officer.

I think I prefer to be in camp than at home for this period. The daily schedule is now breakfast, sleep, first parade, pt, sleep/watch video, lunch, sleep/watch video, dinner, sleep/watch video, RO, sleep/watch video. Nice? VERY! Beats stoning at home, because I'm very lazy to watch videos at home.

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used all that he had
like draining 101ml of water from a 100ml water bottle
trying to narrow the gap
but all that happened
was similar to constructive plate movement

那些年错过的..

-胡夏那些年-

like a bad experience with a spoilt vending machine, what you get might not be equivalent to what you gave
weijian

all-time lull

2011-11-06T18:12:00.011+08:00

I couldn't have imagined the life I've been having now. So carefree, so carrefour... almost an ntuc.

I've been spending time surfing the net for tech info, like jailbreaking and its pros and cons, how to prolong battery life, how to make 3g faster, why starhub sucks, blah blah. I can safely assure myself that my brain has never been geared towards techy stuff. I spent 2 days trying to resolve the starhub issue, and though I finally found a method to improve on its connection, I still don't know why it works. 2 days later, I removed that installation and starhub 3g works again. wth?

But I like it when technology has improved my life :) I need some tech geek to enlighten me!

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Finally, finished boys over flowers.

my fav male character! I feel that he deserves a better girl.

my fav female character! what the.. 4 years?! impressive

That drama ended abruptly, with 2 couples ending up with each other after 4years. I like happy endings! But poor jihoo.. That's like pri6-sec4, or sec4-now. Sooooo long T.T

Oh well, I need a break before watching another drama series. Still deeply absorbed in boys over flowers.

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First practical driving lesson! Oh my godz. It's so damn hard! What clutch, accelerator, then clutch, then change gear wthhhh!? It'll be a miracle if I ever get used to changing gears, braking, and the hardest of all, starting from gear 1. My instructor's "EEEEHHHHHHH 不要那么大力" only made me more kanjiong. But comparing his 26/hr to my 30/hr tuition, I think he's a having a hard time teaching as well.

Soon. Soon I'll be driving like this

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Went to queensway to practise my bargaining skills!

Conclusion: don't bargain with indians; they won't budge. They'll just neh neh neh neh u.

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Then I mustered all my strength to pu-pu-pu-pu-pump it up, and back it up like a tonka truck. At least now I feel better than right after wallaby that period.

Still very disgusted by some ppls' thick layers of protein..

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played badminton with kokli jerm jingyang zhenghui watay jingyang junyuan sam. I like badminton!! My body really can last very long.. it just got warmed up after 2hrs of playing -.-

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aihsssssssss. I dunno how to do 2 A level qns!! Why! rj hc nj aj all the other schls are ok. But pj killed me!! 2 holy qns from pj!! O_O And these 2 qns came out in my last 2 lessons! And 1 of them my tutee knows how to do while I don't! O_O This is horrible. Time to consult amyas the genius. But meanwhile, my income is soon going to be $0 for 1 month..

And because A level questions are so much more challenging than O level ones, A level tuition offers a more exciting 2hrs than O level. But then the time taken to revise my work.. hmm.. I'm not sure if it's worth it anymore. $ + excitement + 2hrs-that-seem-faster against stress-free + more personal time + superiority. See how see how.

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I lost my motivation

那画面太美我不敢看

-蔡依林布拉格广场-

like gwang soo in running man, my words are drowning
weijian

为什么有为什么?

2011-10-29T23:20:00.025+08:00

That's a rather boring long week off!

Push-ups are harder to do now -.- whattt.. only 1month's break from it leh. So hard to climb back again..

Singing session with kokli and jianyu! vitas challenge again wahahaaha. 3 ppl 4hrs just nice :) maybe slightly over?

Then watched with ghim boon kai tng kok

not really worth the time in the movie theatre lol. This is a download-more-worth-it movie.

That's why I don't like ang mohs. Too open. 20?! I haven't even had one.

watched this at home. LOLOL! a wild crazy movie that's surprisingly amusing :D Fortunately no one died from the alcoholic insanity. transvestite is.. zzz ultra turn-off.

When I'm bored,

yeaaaa I'm lagging behind by 2 years I know. But I just decided to try this.

Seriously, do koreans have a significantly decreased peripheral vision or what?! Or they just lack the sense of awareness?! All these are apparent from korean shows! They can't seem to see their sides without turning their heads! LOL!

sigh*. Nothing seems to be going right these days.

bangkok's flooding is.. a very sad case. Why so suay?! seriously? But thanks jane for coordinating the booking and such. I feel guilty for not involving myself a bit more for the trip. My only contribution, research on bangkok's shopping areas, just got doused by that literally "wet" blanket.
That's not all. spooktacular was a mega fail. I felt quite sad actually. I thought it looked so fun. But I didn't want to debit my bank account any further. It's painful. Plus my expenses for these 2 weeks has exceeded 1k. w.t.f. 2weeks. Lets not just say my mother is unhappy with it. I, too, feel it's troublesome to collect payment. They say 谈钱伤感情. Plus the fact that it costs 1dollar more per person for online ticketing, I think it's a no-go. Maybe next time I'll be desperate and go for online booking ba.
And however hard I try to convince myself that I'm not a 吃玻璃长大的人, a small portion of me still thinks otherwise. Perhaps I've placed too high a priority on this. I know I'm someone who is easily influenced. Because of influences, I've slackened a lot. But I shouldn't be, because then I wouldn't be myself. Yet, most of the people out there are like that, with bad habits and such. What can I do? I won't lose out if I follow, but I'll lose myself if I do...
Then again, I wondered. I asked. I got " 谁叫你贪玩?" yea, who? why the fuchsia did I seek fun? I have now decided that it doesn't do me any good. Apparently, for so long, I've been mindlessly doing it. Just like when I played maple, just like how ppl can go clubbing every week, just like how ppl can play computer games all day long: just do only. It's when u stop to ponder the rational, then logic will get back its control. Maybe I could be a better person if I sought less fun. Maybe then I could value my self-esteem more.
About the art of pursuit, I mulled over another concept. "love sought is good, given unsought is better". Why? Sure it seems good from the receiver's point of view. But wouldn't one appreciate it more if it is obtained through one's efforts? And if that's the case then everyone will be waiting for it. Nothing will happen.
Who knows?

monday went back to camp, tues-fri off, monday going back again, tues-mon off again. Shiok!

O level is here, O level tutees are gone.

-ss501 because i'm stupid-

like a mrbean's teddybear, you hold a special meaning
weijian

superman returns

2011-10-20T19:05:00.026+08:00

ahhh yes. Can you smell? What the rock. Is cooking?

No, I'm referring to the smell of ord. *sniff ahhhhhh.

So what's up for wallaby 2 yo.

Actually everything's the same. Just that now there are basins and mirrors. So I guess the facilities are better?

company mission exercise, battalion mission exercise, 3 days break, ATEC stage 2, 4 days break, live firing, R&R

yup that's all. 说来话长, 感触良多, all too personal to be published.

the highlight of this picture is not me. It's the guy at the bottom left hand corner-mr tan kok li. Fabulous soldier camouflage. I didn't realise it was him until 4 days after I saw this photo;I thought it was a patch of grass all along. That's wat happens when you apply ur SAF camo cream properly. GG ENEMIES.

My mind was filled with 蓝宝 by 卢广仲 for 1week+, quite interesting haha. come on sing with me sing with me I~~ oh I~ I see~ the rainbow in the sky... wonderful memories of me singing with noel.

NO MORE OUTFIELD, NO MORE CAMOUFLAGE CREAM, NO MORE FIRING!!

On the last day,

hoooom. That was how strong the wind was. Blew down lots of tentages. But who cares? only 30 ppl left behind at north camp!

No idea who that guy is, but he sure is sleeping like a boss.

During R&R,

yea, helmets on -.- So everyone was imitating platoon sergeant or sergeant major "EH EVERYONE GO AND PUT ON UR HELMETS. CAMO ON!"

inside the clay mine, there were footprints of dinosaurs!

looool a Singaporean auntie actually asked me if this bag of pills really work cos she didn't read the instructions..

The view was breathtaking from the top of the gold mine. The water is known to be extremely acidic.

There were fool's gold littered all over the place. Some of us were busy scavenging for our souvenirs.

Genuine gold. High density.

And of course, the long awaited night gathering for platoon 9. Some of us watched running man and we used their games to entertain us. Fun fun fun :D

We had lots of drinks and around 10 bags of chips but we couldn't finish!

When you don't wash ur hair properly and frequently, your hair grows slowly. True story.
coupled with the fact that I had a preceding wallaby-haircut, I might as well go around shouting "magic claw!" like a mapler with toben haircut

T.T

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ha, what a fool

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singing session on wednesday with jingx yuanwei noel jingyang j.lo

not bad, but most of them were sick :(

after that, we went to marutama ramen

SHIOK! ESPECIALLY THE EGG! yuanwei was promoting the awesomeness of the egg to us. $1 per egg leh. BUT IT'S HOLY SHITTY NICE!

A must-visit the next time I go central!

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One of my tutees just discarded me cos of his school's "intensive math revision". Does that mean he learnt enough from me, or does that mean I've never been of help to him? Anyway that still means a loss in income :(

My A level tutee got B for hc prelims! Ahhh.. Ok not bad but not good either. He scored the same as his midyr zzzzz.

need more $ for bangkok shopping and post-ord events..!

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project ppn should be continued, but it needs a new impetus..

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翻开回忆角落
仔细回味当初
原来是我
错
..

-王力宏爱错-

like a clown, I entertained
weijian

wallaby 2

2011-09-26T01:43:00.013+08:00

Just on the night before my flight, I decided to pen down my thoughts and feelings for the past 2 weeks. If not, I might just forget this awesome period. Yea, quite fun.

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3days in camp week. Thought I earned a free off, but the tradeoff was to be company IC. It really doesn't pay to owe others favours. Being the company IC wasn't really that bad. But still, I have the responsibility of ensuring the attendance of soldiers. Basically, company IC is the scapegoat for everything that goes wrong.

"How long do you need to report strength?" - ask them?! not me!? now it's my fault for not rushing them
"Why is HQ platoon so slow?" -ask them!?!?!?!?!?

Yea, retarded system. Guy X does something wrong, guy Y takes the blame, Guy Z gets punished.

Nights out spy kids.

super super fail 4D effect. Scratch & smell totally didn't work out. I can't smell no shit! No one can't smell no shit! Pretty boring kids' show with irritating kids at the back screaming and laughing at every single trying-to-be-funny scene. But there's jessica alba :)

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01 guys outing. Actually only ghim kokli jianyu kaisheng.

Not bad! Got to give him credits for some parts of the movie haha. Johnny English was much funnier. Or was it a I would have laughed more if I were younger?

Anywayz that week's highlight was 01 nanxiang restaurant with huimin swusan kokli kaisheng jianyu kenneth. $200+ bill O_O Should have invested in more discount papers. But to do this, you need a group of friends who are free, willing to spend, and willing to spend with u. That's the only thing that is holding me back from koping all the coupons.

The food was like oral sex. Golden fried rice ahhhh. 咸蛋炒虾 ahhh. XLB was okok i think.

Then soya bean milk at rochor beancurd. Chillax snorlax.

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Another 3days in camp. Good life ah, relacjack! LOL Relacjack!? wtf is relacjack?! Jingx came up with an explanation for this term by our CSM.

Once upon a time, there was a boy named jack. He was very lazy and his mum sent him to the market to sell their cow. However, jack, being a very relac boy, traded the cow for 5 magic beans and went home early.
Jack from jack and the beanstalk story -> slack -> relacjack. LOLOL

Mega haircut. The auntie called it the "wallaby hairstyle" -.- Kokli says I look like the maplestory character with the toben hairstyle, aka centre parting. Thanks kokli. Love his comparison. Nvm this will probably be the last time that my hair is this short!

On tuesday, there was a company cohesion. Each platoon got 2 steamboats. Ok, the food not very nice, but the beer and the drinking games are 赞! Introducing beepbobeepbo and some standing game from the running man. Ah, I love these games cos I find myself having a hard time to lose everytime! But I dun mind losing and doing forfeits.

After the cohesion, some of them wanted to have a slumber party at section 1. I went over for a while, but decided to go back and sleep properly. Why such a wet blanket? Thanks to the cold weather these days, my nose was utterly blocked. It's like in the pokemon game, you ride a bike down lavender town and you can't cross the junction because you are blocked by snorlax and you don't have a pokeflute. You can also see it as appearing inside a room, with dozens of hot pretty girls, that has no door. Yes, you've got it. It is frustrating and suffocating.

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While the city of townsville is under the motivation of uni socialisation and ord, there have been reports of mojojojo attacks. Looks like uni life is going to be stressful. Is it still worth looking forward to it? Somehow, I think my perception of uni could be twisted towards the optimist's side.

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Karaoke session with junhe kokli junyang sly zhenghui jeremy. I tried to sing songs that weren't usually sung by ppl hehe. Not bad! I like the part when we all tried vitas's opera 2. FUN! Been wanting to give it a try but can't scream at home.

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Friday fright night!

Lame plot, but scary. I can see why it's a comedy also lol. More exciting towards the end.

Actually the more impt factor is the actresses are hot.

Sat, celebration for kokli's and qingping's birthday! huimin qp jas kokli jaisheng cheeyee ghim boon. qp's a happy girl with bryan. Icecream cake form swensen's! w/o steel knife and w/o one of the candle holder. Good job swensen's staff from plaza sing. China worker again. Always the problematic ones.

Just as boon and I expected, no one else wanted to have a drink and chat. Sigh. Then jianyu was able to make it for a drink + to go congratulate qp with his sincere appearance, so the 3 of us plus a jasmine went to yellow jello. huimin and friends were also there, so erm ok I'm not very open actually. Ok the chat was quite difficult but still, not too bad, sensitive topics that we wouldn't usually share. Music was very loud, but can't dance cos the atmosphere just wasn't there. Garrr. Holding on to jianyu's promise of going to club after ord.
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The next day was a family outing at some place with waterfall at msia. Can't rmb malay names. It was machiam like a racial harmony day. But correct luh, I'm in msia, not sg.

damn cooling water. very fresh also.

act yi ge want to jump down from the waterfall. but half a metre down got platform alr.

act yi ge cute

I bet no one's more happening than me alr. 1 day before flyoff can go waterfall and play :D

my.. I don't know how to address them. But they are my relatives. jiongqi was super cute. Superb imitation skills. High potential to be an entertaining celebrity! So cute.. just like how I was when I was young. ><

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mixed feelings at this point of time. Sigh. I worry for the whole 5m long list of ppl who will miss me.

别带我去远方我不想去远方
我只想待在家陪你说说话

No. For my country. For my family. For my friends. For ORD! HERE I COME, AUSTRALIA! (only the rural part, thanks a lot)

like a cat on hot bricks or 热锅上的蚂蚁, I'm not anxious at all
weijian

I'd wait for the banana to be ripe, then I'll pluck it from the tree. But I can only hope that others won't pluck that unripe banana

2011-09-11T15:30:00.013+08:00

DO YOU KNOW HOW SHIOK IT IS TO HAVE A BLOCK LEAVE?! NO HOMEWORK, NO STRESS! WHEEEEEE

Monday
Of course, holidays can't be THAT smooth-sailing. Monday guard duty with kokli. But still super relaxing hahaha. Under my influence, kokli got lazier and wanted to slack more :D It was a fun duty and time passed really quickly.

I used to think I'm not scared of cats. Now, I find them creepy O.O There was a wild cat roaming around the first floor, desperate for food. We couldn't feed it because it would just ask for more food instead of relying on its survival instincts to hunt. Nah, we didn't want to feed it cos it might just stay there forever and trouble us.

Anyway, the actions done by cats are mysteriously weird. Just look at this cat with an arched back. Eerie.

I prefer dogs.

Tuesday
morning tuition, afternoon gym with kokli guowei. Went to lot 1 at night for dinner and sampled 10 different brands of mooncake. That's when kokli n i thought of buying some quality mooncakes to share for 01, which was kind of fail.

Wednesday
morning badminton with army gang. Erm, boring. It can only be interesting if either 1. the guys are around my standard or 2. they are ppl whom i know v well or 3. they are interactive. So these guys don't talk (with the exception of jingyang cos he talked too much and his speech has no content) and I can't clique with them, and they also don't really play their best. So I dunno wat they were doing.

visited h&m with kokli. Oh my god. The stuff there is cheap and nice. Gotta earn more money.

went taka to sample like 50-70 different brands of mooncake with kokli.

why are we so gay. I have no idea. I wish I had a girl to accompany me instead.

Thursday
morning tuition. afternoon braces.
"帮我拿那个power chain来"
o_o
什儿!?
sounds really powerful. And of cos it hurt a lil. There is another wisdom tooth trying to grow out from the gums at my upper jaw T.T It feels like it's growing laterally also. GG

Then at night, a very impromptu night cycling at ECP! linwei jerm sam jingx kevin zhenghui me

planned this long ago actually. But it was the 7th month last time, and Sam was very reluctant to go all the way to the east to cycle. So.. anyway it happened when I tapped on jingx's linwei's sam's and jeremy's enthusiasm and took over the conducting role.

I suggested playing 24 while we were resting. Then, we wanted to make the game more exciting. The last guy to think of the answer will have to stay behind for 30s, while the rest of us will proceed to the next pavilion and start the next set of cards. The person with the most number of cards at the end of the game would have to do a forfeit and I suggested shouting XXX at the jetty. Sadly, no one wants to do the forfeit -.- No game is fun without forfeit!

Anyway it was pretty fun. It's like running man, the variety show in korea, but we call it the "cycling man". And I could never lose LOL!

ate nasilemak at changi village. malays are just.. u know. scammed my money.
"FYI, I'm a REAAAALLL girlllll"
that's what a transvestite said when "she" and "her" friend walked out from the 7-11. I think she was talking to us. Then after "she" walked like 5m away from us, "she" pulled up "her" skirt and flashed "her" ass for us.
WTF. I KNOW. WTF. TURN OFF. the dragon totally cringed and shriveled. According to jingx, "she" was wearing a G-string. mmm sexy. WTF.

Anyway it was really tiring, except for the return trip along the road beside the airplane runway. 01 definitely couldn't tahan this trip. I wouldn't go so far on my own also.

Friday
morning tuition. Then another tuition in the evening, then the annual 01 mid-autumn fes gathering. I'd say the mooncakes weren't really popular. Sigh. Wrong flavours. But then again I dunno wat else we could do alr. At least ppl were singing to the songs and chillaxing.

Played 24 again. 01 girls are reaaalllll smart. Poor clarence lol. More forfeits!! :D

Late night movie:

isn't this movie nice. Funny and inspiring.

To have a muscular figure that looks like it got photoshop-ed onto your body. To get a grip of your manhood and dress like you should.

I wish I could drive a car.

3months90days13weeks

Saturday
noon tuition. Attended my cousin's wedding dinner at a restaurant in Novotel. I must say, it was a rather fail wedding. Uninteresting flow of events. No games. No astounding march-in or watsoever. Or maybe my standard's too high haha. Wedding is a once in a lifetime affair. Why not make it a blast for ur wife?

But then again, I'm too young to be speaking of weddings.

It's been some time since I've met up with them. I guess everyone has his own life, unless circumstances make people's paths cross, and only then can bonds be forged, but even so, maintaining it is another matter.

But that is when we are completely relying on destiny. Fate changes the circumstances that we're in, and our actions change fate.

Lastly, this was one good dinner, in terms of its food, because I've always thought wedding dinners are not supposed to fill ur stomach LOL! This was so filling!

And poor me, my face got red even though I only drank half a cup of red wine. -.- Then ppl come asking me "eh u ok ma? how much did u drink". -.- I shy luh can? Surrounded by pretty girls every time I drink. How can I not blush?

Sunday
morning tuition.

GGGGG. What I've been fearing of.. is here. Statistics. My tutee asked me to revise statistics with him. And all these while I've only been doing pure math. LOL. Can I study statistics in 1 week? Plus the fact that I have FTT test this friday and I haven't studied a single shit?

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You need to look 帅 before girls take a look at you, but if that girl really likes you, looks doesn't really matter that much. Self-contradictory isn't it.

That was one fun week.

And if we realised, I've got lots of tuition. That means 2 things. 1. I'm terribly exhausted from tuition. 2. I've got monehhh to spenddd, or save to spend later, or save to make more money, but also to spend later :D Life is about spending eventually.

十年之前, 我不认识你
十年之后, ..

like a stuntman, I'll stun you
weijian

september holidays

2011-09-04T19:05:00.007+08:00

Finally a september holiday without homework or test or stress or outfield!

What's even better? 12KM ROUTE MARCH CANCELLED LOL. I'll hug u if I could, mr sky, for giving me free rain on my birthday hahaha.

Book in on tues, book out on wed :D then I started worrying about rotting at home. But nope! Busy like mad!

Thurs -- tuition, gym
Fri -- badminton, tuition x 2
Sat -- tuition x 2, 01, museum, book in, sleep 1.5hrs
Sun -- waste time and energy till 11am, eat, tuition

As we can see, my life is tuition everyday. How will I still want to be a teacher next time?? Crazy. I need to think of simpler ways to prove my points, because I like it when teachers are like that. Although I'm not going to become a teacher next time, how can I be a good one? What I'm learning now is putting myself in others' shoes.
During sunday's tuition, I daydreamed non-stop. I had some time cos my tutee was doing a qns. Then, I was in another world in super weird situations, and I opened my eyes again in a dreamy state and nearly wanted to turn to my left and talk to the auntie in my dream. It was insane. I can even dream of sth when I only dozed off momentarily. Great mind of mine eh?

badminton was fun with jeremy sam edwin. But I got a baluku at the back of my head T.T still hurts now, hope my intelligent juice don't leak out, if not many there won't be any great invention from this generation..

Once again, I'm reminded of how fortunate I am to still have friends, even more for the fact that we know each other since 101. why? No idea. You can say it's an 01 outing, or a NTU outing! huimin jane vivien kokli me. The light festival was rare and uncommonly seen, but I really dunno what I'm supposed to appreciate LOL?! Museum was better cos there were some interesting old stuff. Too bad we missed eating tau hway.

AHM
Go there afk like statues/information counter. Runners keep coming and ask questions like "whr is the bus stop?" when the bus stop is only 50m in front of them. I also got to see how fucked up singaporeans are. 5 dustbins with diameter around 50cm placed at the kerb of the road, each one of them is 1m apart from the other. Runners are supposed to finish their bananas as they ran and throw the skin into the bins. Miss. MISS MISS MISS. WTF?! They might as well declare that they have problems aiming the spoon into their mouth when they eat!?!??!

That's not the worst. Just because there was some bastard who threw the banana skin deliberately on the grass patch, others just follow suit. WTF?! This is not an issue about aiming anymore. It's courtesy. Doesn't mean that the ground is dirty => you can dirty it even more. Shame on them. Yet, I'm the one feeling the embarrassment from their opprobrious conduct. Can't they be more considerate? Marathon runners very big?

And normally these kind of ppl are from the older generation. Not that I want to discriminate against the elderly or disrespect them. But some of them think they are old birds, or lao jiao, then act like bosses. Old = big fuck? Being old gives you the privilege of doing anything you want?

WHICH REMINDS ME
of the groping incident in bus 190. That asshole tried to squeeze the rather old lady towards the window and according to a commuter who was standing, his hands were on her thigh. AND BY THE WAY HE IS AN OLD UNCLE, AGAIN PROVING MY PREVIOUS POINT. I was sitting behind him, what could I do? Make a fuss out of it? Kicked his seat in an attempt to wake up his idea, but the bus trip was already rough enough to shake his seat.

I was thinking, maybe he took advantage of the rough bus ride and inch towards the lady every bump the bus made. Act 一个 sleeping and listening to music with earphone with a droopy head some more. Okay, maybe he was really sleeping from my point of view, but the commuter's look of disgust confirmed my suspicion. Luckily that incident didn't last long and the lady alighted.

do that to my girlfriend my mother my friends and i'll skin his balls alive and make a spicy banana out of him with chilli.

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No, I'm not complaining. Instead, I hope next week will be as interesting as last week and this week.

meanwhile, he is screaming silently with glee

like michael jackson, I moonwalk on earth
weijian

not a teen, not an adult. neither here nor there.

2011-08-28T19:15:00.018+08:00

Excuse me.
But I might drink a little more than I should, tonight.

Yes, 20, finally. So this is how long 20 years feel like, with more than 12 years forgotten memories.

Thanks for the sincere handshakes, cards, presents and birthday wishes!

Met up with jianyu kaisheng kokli at lot 1 on Friday. I'm very grateful for them making an effort to celebrate with me on my birthday :)

Lucky enough to get the cozy seat at newyorknewyork! Seems a lot like that time when we celebrated jianyu's birthday.. last year?

humongous burger. I can never finish them myself. Or can I? Haha, not worth to try the challenge also luh. Yummy burger and pizzaaaa.

supposed to give fierce and hungry looks, but apparently I'm the only one who got the 杀气 >:O

saw vivien and yf. I shall say that was awkward.

then another chocolate cake at home. how sweet

Do wishes ever come true? Am I not sincere enough? Or has my desire grown?

Then on Saturday, 01 outing!
with kokli jianyu huimin and me, followed by swusan qingping bryan kaisheng.
poor huimin. But from another point of view, how blissful eh?

ice-skating in the pasar malam rink. I missed the time when I ice-skated during CNY. So few ppl then! Skating with shorts some how made me feel insecure.

I didn't have any affinity with manhattan fish market. Why? Was supposed to enjoy the 1-for-1 deal on wed nights out, but we chose carl's jr and watched rise of the planet of the apes instead. Could have the chance to eat it on sat for lunch but we chose mac. And so on..

flavoured hoegaarden had a lil weird taste. I'd rather spend less, drink more on... erdinger!
Got so called free MOF membership. Legend has it that the holder of the holy card will have higher chance to get girls.. ..

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insomnia on 25th, just before my birthday T.T tried to sleep at 9, rolled around for 2hrs plus instead, and reveille at 4.30 zzz.

supposed to have 12km route march at 6.45am on my birthday. T.T
but the keyword is "supposed".
:D

Must be my luck! It rained so heavily that the route march was postponed! And possibly cancelled LOL!

Then during nights out, went to carl's junior with noel jingxuan kevin kokli. We thrashed out lots of things haha. I think we were bitching.

"NO!!!! "

That was particularly funny to me because in camp, I like to attempt to disobey orders with a guailan "no", which was the first word that caesar learnt how to speak. Looks like my grandiose refusal has gone popular.

such a good drama.. and the cast is so good-looking! Yea, plastic surgery but they were above average to begin with!

compare this with singaporean drama and u will flinch like u got "hyperbit" by a raticate.

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First time singing with vballers on sunday. I must say it was a weird experience LOL! I think vball group is more suited for physical activities or games.

Right after duty, tuition, badminton with archers, then tuition again T.T Hectic life. And I must say, the people with whom you do activities with play a large role in determining the derivation of satisfaction from the activities. Doesn't mean you enjoy XX with group A means you will also enjoy it with group B.

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想吹风想自由
想要一起手牵手
去看海绕世界流浪

like a birthday boy, I wished
weijian

the hangover

2011-08-21T17:46:00.010+08:00

yes the whole day today I just feel like sleeping -.-

clubbingz atz phuturez
I felt very out of place. I was wearing a t-shirt and looked very under-dressed. Everyone else who was not in our group was smoking. Some people were very high, for some reason, while I was there, looking around, trying to get used to the surroundings and busying with leveling up my situational awareness.

mostly 乖仔s in platoon 9

ha wat's the orange light doing there, I dunno.

the so-called F4. Very different from the taiwan F4 but doesn't matter. We are the icon of platoon 9.

I have been wondering what is my limit for alcohol. So that day, I just spammed the drinks. Around 8 cups with mixers, and a few random pure shots from the bottle. Siao. Once the effect kicked in, I was a goner. I was conscious but very very very dizzy. I even vomited twice in the toilet. That's how horrible it was. So I'm guessing, my limit should be around 4-5cups. And seriously, I prefer sweet drinks. Come thy sugar. Envelop me and fill me with.. wait, no. I need da gym n run.

Dancing was however fun! It is a very loose activity that allows you to de-stress by singing out loudly and jumping/shaking around. We got high easily and just went into the pool of people and zaaaaaaar. Actually I don't even know if that's called dancing. It was sooooo packed, 10 times worse than inside a mrt during peak hours. Everyone just went in and bua. But I do remember the champagne shower song being played and everyone was shouting along with hand gestures. Fun.

The very next day I suffered from hangover symptoms like fatigue and dizziness. But it was really fun before I couldn't take it lol. I'm such a poor drinker. $62.80 I'd rather buy a new shirt.

National Day Dinner @ Lot 1

Before clubbing was national day dinner. 9 course dinner that was quite yummy but not filling at all. It's like a 黄金年华 luh. 150 tables filled up by old uncles and aunties. There was a gift for august babies! Not bad huh? So I queued up excitedly and guess what the gift was.

leftover national day tote bag with national day goodies

wtf? And that's not all. The first few lucky draw "winners" got 5 x national day tote bag. wtf?? What a lousy gift. We were all hoping not to get called up stage to claim the tote bags.

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4km route march with soft armour plates. At first I thought we were really lucky to not be marching with hard armour plates because they weigh a ton!! But apparently that is the case for all the companies. Then I saw Archer company marching without weapon. WTF!! How suay are we to have route march and be on standby-operation?!

Fortunately, we were the first company to book out on friday at 2pm + ^^. We got all eyes staring at us from all the other companies ah hahaha. Finally, cougar had its rest!

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The idea initiated by me was dismissed and rejected without any thought into it. The same idea proposed by another guy was understood and accepted. Why? Just because I like to joke around, does that mean every time I open my mouth, I'm joking? Ever tried listening to the content of my speech before deciding if it's crap or not? Is there a need to be so judgemental? Do you need lessons on reading facial expressions to tell if someone is serious or joking? It's a completely unfair dismissal of my ideas leh, not even a moment of consideration. Not funny hor. Do you like it when everything you say gets repelled for illogical reasons? Once in pw, and now this, and of cos some other times that I forgot.

Just what is my problem? I provide entertainment, but it backfired. I be serious, people ask me not to emo.

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sex 是什r?! *pronounced as sharl

this

plus +

=

I feel sorry for pulling ghimsiang down. But that retarded ecstatic expression really sums up my awesome feeling during dinner on wednesday nights out. Quite expensive though :(

Next time I'm gonna make cheese fries by myself.

And just how many toot photos do I have of myself? Almost all of my photos are actually >:/

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tell them what I hoped would be uhm.. possible

like a boy looking at a domino's classic chicken pizza with extra cheese, "I'm wally hungwee nao"
weijian

straw hat boy

2011-08-14T18:29:00.005+08:00

to be a 'good catch' , 好抓

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This week was rather long, cos I got guard duty on Thurs and Sat. But that's ok bcos the 2 duties were sooooo slack :)

There was games day on Friday. But all lose :/.. For the 1.5km run competition, everyone in the company had to participate. While I put my best foot forward for every single stride, some people in my company just strolled at the back, and lagged a lot. Was it their indifferent attitude, or was it the universal fact that some people are just not that fast? I'm more inclined to believe in the first perception of them. Why. First of all, all of us are combat fit. How far apart can we be in just a 1.5km combat-fit-guys run? Some people just don't have the drive and passion to fight for their pride. Maybe that run seemed like an obligatory chore to them. But at least for me, I had a sense of belonging to Cougar. I ran the best I could, for Cougar.

And the 老鼠屎 were apparent in every company. It is inevitable. The world would definitely be a better place without their impediment. If I were a boss, I'd eradicate them all.

Best game was the water bomb game, just like that NJ orientation game. Only 15 participants, so I had to stand at the grand stand and watch the live war. What's so nice about it? GANG BANG! Influence of emcee on the participants by coercing them to attack one particular group! It was especially interesting bcos there were so many gangsters in my camp, and many of them were playing. The gang clashes were crazy. People rolled and flew LOL. Lucky I didn't join sia. Gangsters lol.

Unsurprisingly, tension rose and some got very agitated, including high ranking officers. I'm guessing vulgarities were flying everywhere on the field, together with water bombs. Am I evil to have enjoyed watching these gangsters flaunting their capabilities in physical destruction?

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Army is ok actually. There were lots of unhappy experiences, and I really got exposed to the ugly side of selfishness, but hey, I offset some of my parents' tax? I got free food? I get to slack? 精忠报国!

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For now,

Life in one expression.

我担心会不会跟不上你的世界

like 此地无银三百两, it's conspicuous
weijian

If I have 4 more months to live, you can just kill me now.

2011-08-09T12:54:00.015+08:00

Should I say it's fast or slow? It's slow while I'm in it, but fast on hindsight. The speed is still the same: 24hrs a day. Life starts from 2Dec :D

u might think "aww, c'mon army life is life too! :))"
4km 8km 12km route marches in august, and the 12km route march falls on my birthday -.-

Last monday night was shiok. [seriously the experience was only 1 week ago but it felt like v v v v long ago. Hastened aging process??] My father sent me to camp with his motorbike. The wind blasting at my body was so cooling! Yea, that was not really a big deal right? 150km/hr LOL. Don't compare with aeroplanes cos u can't feel the wind when u're inside! I felt like a g6.

Just when project ppn is starting to take off, badminton interfered. ARGHHH. While I was playing with weights, some others were playing badminton in the hall! Shittttt. I missed badminton so much that I gymed for a while and joined them in 1 or 2 games.

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"It takes both brawns and brains to be a man." quoted from edwin ng, spotted in the newspaper. High flyer lol.
Hmm, okay, I'll go shop for these 2 items next time!

"Losing interest in most activities could be a sign of depression" from advertisements in mrt.
If that's true, then a lot of my friends in army are depressed. A bunch of sad sloths. Superficial interactions.
Aye, I really don't understand. Why are friends outside only considered for friends? They were friends last time only because they walked similar paths together before what. Allocating a slot for army friends isn't a lot to ask right.
We can be discussing about outings from monday to thursday, but from friday to sunday, everything will vanish.
It's not their fault, and not like I care, anymore. That's why everyone gives the Idon'tgiveafuck attitude. You'll know when you try giving one. By giving the Idon'tgiveafuck attitude, you don't need to worry about losing anything.

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What was originally a durian outing became a normal dinner. Ok, not bad, I'm done savouring durians for this season anyway ^^. huimin jasmine kokli ghimsiang choonboon jianyu kaisheng me

LOL! retarded, really.

ww what? Really cos this kind of boss? How is it horrible? HAHA. Good job that fiance! Nice funny movie about 3 retards. The reason why that murder consultant is called motherfucker is another LOL! I love retarded movies.

Then went to gym with clarence n kokli on sunday. About the same as the gym in camp, just that there were girls and we paid to get in.

Monday
Another singing session with a small group of army frens. Kinda sian alr LOL! Cos I'm always singing in camp hehe. But singing outside allows me to try high pitch songs.

Thereafter is a supposedly 01 outing that didn't seem like an 01 outing. XLB buffet at crystal jade! yumei swusan jane vivien huimin jasmine qingping bryan zhian kokli ghimsiang jianyu kaisheng kenneth me. Damn wasted, I put lots of pork inside my stomach instead of the cute xlbs! Should have eaten more xlbs hahaha. Oh, and my awesome table got huimin jane jasmine zhian kokli! huimin n I are prawn-ers >:) ate like 10+prawns, and I almost thought the prawn is free-flow 1 LOL! (they came from jianyu's table)

We eat at the same time, but at 3 different tables. It's really very lame, meeting in the name of "01", eat, go home. :/ But that's not for me ha. Finally tasted haagen dazs ice cream! YEAAAAAAAAAA. To me, that was like the king of ice creams. Yum yum. I like tiramisu and raspberry!

Bryan said being a bf is like having a job, but instead of getting paid, you lose money and get bullied lol. Well affection is priceless.

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On the floor by J.Lo sounds familiar? Like.. like the tune from the electronic lantern during Mid-autumn festival? LOL! Only 01 people have that childhood :) no one in my camp except kokli finds that tune familiar

It's this tune! It's quite nice actually, with a bit of nostalgia too.

Surprisingly, I find this album very nice! Even my mother says his songs are very soothing! But my bros don't like lol. I think not everyone will like his style also haha. 慢灵魂 tune is still resounding in my mind now.

very very bored. very very. At least last week my body was driven by outing(s).

see, the eye tells more than the mouth.

like a boss, I pump up my chest
weijian

you know that 1+1 will never give a 3, but still, hope of miscalculation lives in you

2011-07-31T19:54:00.007+08:00

Last Saturday
lazing session with kokli and jianyu at lot 1. Too late to jio more ppl, but still hope to meet up for a while. We nearly succeeded in going to sing at the last min but cheap ktvs require reservation at least 1 week in advance -.- kbox: $26++, and after their calculation, they said it's about $40. O.O Okay. partyworld ktv: $90+ for 3 ppl O.O

We're not poor, but paying so much just to sing is stupid lol. A sad short night.

Last Sunday
KAYAK with weini vivien jasmine huimin swusan qingping jianyu! Woot it was fun! Partnering with huimin totally made kayaking a breeze haha. Managed to take a look at a 2m monitor lizard, a fish that jumped onto the angmohs' kayak, and nearly bumped into the looming overhanging branch in the mangrove swamp.

I was expecting us to go to the frog island or sth, but we just kayaked in and out of the swamp and tata? Too short! But ok la, could really tell that the camp goers were really tired from only a couple of hours of sleep. I can't wait for uni already.

Ubin cycling next time! The ferry trips to and fro pulau ubin were reminiscent of the tekong days. Ah.. No way I'm going back again LOL

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For more than once, surveyors said I don't look like a 20. Technically I'm still a teen, but really meh, I don't have the army look? Is that supposed to be good or what! tsk.

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Finally! $200! Marksman! The whole company got it actually haha. Debit $16000 in SAF account!

Complaints again..
笨泥 is a fucked up platoon sergeant. Bias piece of shit. I was infuriated at his cowardice and actions this whole week, but I decided to take a step back because I might need his help in army. Now, in the civilian world, I can't really muster my indignation and criticise him. Hating someone is indeed very tiring. I'd rather ignore, just like what I did to kaiwen.

Life is math, sleep, gym, and a lil city hunter now. Gym gym gym. I hope there will be significant results because muscles training is really torturous -.- No pain no gain. garrrrrrrr. At least now I have some confidence in my physical strength, not like in the the past when I used to shun away from it! Perhaps the more essential takeaway from gym sessions is the boost in self-confidence.

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I happen to come across these videos..

the part where reality kicks in.. it's just sad. But 5:37 christine is so funny LOL!
How is she supposed to know she's special to you?

That's it. Rejection, awkwardness. The ending could have been:
guy:"Amy I really like you, more than a friend."
girl: "oh.." *awkward tone
*phone rings
girl: "Hello? yea.. ok ok. Bye."
girl: "look, I kind of have something right now. I'll talk to you later ok?"

or

girl: "you are a nice guy, but I think we should remain as friends, shouldn't we?"

Anyway that's not a real situation what haha.

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Saturday
Went to sing with huimin jasmine kokli jianyu! It was really a busy day for me, and I screwed myself up. I ran to the kitchen to get sth, then went back to the living room to take sth, then headed back to the kitchen again. A lot of stupid trips. Plus I didn't really have the feel to sing that day! Maybe it's because of the rush... So all the emo and high songs felt weird -.- 献丑了献丑了! But it was still rather enjoyable haha. 4hours is definitely not enough!

Thereafter we strolled to holland v, huimin's and jasmine's territory, for dinner at everything with fries! Yum yum charsiew, really worth my money trying. Pretty waitresses. DIY manager.

Then it's time to get high and tipsy! 2x erdinger + 1x 1664. The swirly feeling was incredible at screwing my thoughts lol. But I could still command control on my actions, just that happiness could be attained easier with alcohol. Huimin's godlike reflexes at snap jack was overpowering. And there was nothing we could do except to challenge her drunken state! Still owned all of us -.-

After kokli and jasmine balek kampong, the m1 gang continued to linger. That sleepless night was a lil painful for me, especially with the thought of tuition the next day. But it was like opening another gate that was in a deeper level in our hearts. A precious night to be remembered. The 3 of us were of the steady type, with more lax family restrictions and easy-going personalities. Great.

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I was so elated when my tutee showed me his first test results! From a U/S grader, he got 59/100! That's a Bminus1! Or basically, a C! How delightful to know that your efforts has paid off! But I had trouble expressing my contentment because he could be aiming for an A, and he's a guy, and I have never joked with him, and some other factors..

Pay week :D

I could have boarded the bus if I sprinted, but I didn't. So I calmed down, held my composure and mounted onto the saddle, poised to take the next step should chance arrive. 30mins, or what seemed like an eternity, passed. Did I make the right move? Was it better to wait when I could have grasped the fleeting moment? What if that was the last chance I had, and all that I got myself prepared for was for nothing? Just a simple incident of missing the bus, yet intriguing.

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I couldn't help but feel that I'm like an ikan bilis. Against the plethora of blue fin tunas, salmons, red snappers, cod fish.. do I stand a chance?

like chesedale, I taste great with anything
weijian

NO MORE FIELD CAMPS IN SINGAPORE

2011-07-17T21:45:00.015+08:00

until reservice -.-"

Is that sth to be happy for? hmm.. Let's see what my company has left..
16km route march at night [pending]
combat team shoot
combat shoot for marksmanship [almost done :)]
aquis-preparation for overseas training, aka lots-of-cleaning-period
acct-learning how to fight enemies in ideal situation, meaning they must be dumb, ignorant and small-sized
army half marathon
guard duties
exercise wallaby

seriously, my future looks bleak..

But hey, BYE BYE mosquitoes LOL! I must say soaking my uniform in insect repellent was quite useful! My body didn't really get any bites! MY HANDS GOT A LOT THOUGH COS THEY WERE EXPOSED LOL. Screw the mosquitoes la really. My 4D3N vacation was rather ok I guess.

First 2 days were spent sleeping in the forest and partying with tuna :p
3rd day we walked in the night, took a super detour in an attempt to surprise the enemy but got killed without even fighting in the end lol. Luckily I died, because if I were to be injured, I WOULD HAVE TO BE INJECTED. WTF RIGHT. UNACCEPTABLE MAN. MEDICS HAVING THE JURISDICTION TO USE NEEDLES AND POKE SOLDIERS. cruel...
3rd night dismount and fight in the dark again, which was pretty fun because it's the first time we're fighting soldiers who could "run" lol. Last time in our trainings, soldiers were to lie on the ground and keep firing until the enemies overrun them. It's stupid la, the army likes to assume that the enemies are retards -.-

Eat until I have tuna phobia now LOL! No joke, I can no longer stand the putrid smell of canned tuna anymore cos we spammed so many cans in the forest during field camp! Urgh..

But the worst thing that happened was after the field camp. I thought there was fresh ration for lunch so I gobbled up all the remaining food for breakfast, and STARVED so badly. I got a slight fever from evening onwards. This is called 饿坏了. I told myself I will never let myself starve until like that again. Ever.

But hey, brushing teeth during field camp was immensely satisfying! My breath felt so fresh, though everyone around me had zillions of bacteria in their mouth everyday for 4 days and they didn't care much -.- Thanks to field camp too, my hair lost its integrity. My head became like a coconut leaf stuck to a coconut shell. Horrible. Can't do shit to my hair until I have it cut.

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Thanks to the tuition assignments that I have, I can now be sure that I don't want to be a teacher. LOL! 1 of my tutee was late for 40mins. Yes, 40mins. Imagine my blood being boiled into gaseous state. If I were to be a teacher, I would have to face 20-40 students, and how many of them are problematic ones? No idea, but at least 1. Accountant 了 lor!

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Met kokli jianyu clarence cheeyee huimin jasmine jane vivien swusan at cwp freshness burger. My luck in trying new things has always been bad. Yet another example: CHAI. It's milk tea, but 0.5s after one sip, you'll have a poor sour squidward expression.

Yup, it has ended. There went 8 years of fantasy. I still prefer the young potter in the magical world to the serious potter in the dark noseless voldemort world. I guess I won't be reading any of harry potter books in the near future.. But I'll definitely introduce this series to kids from the younger generation.

In retrospect, I started dipping into the HP fantasy after I watched Harry Potter and the sorcerer's stone by chance in pri school. So I have emma watson rupert grint daniel radcliffe and robbie coltrane to thank for all the childhood magic!

This reminds me of "swusan lend me your toy" incident. LOLOL. swusan actually innocently searched her bag for her batman toy hahahahahahahaha. That made me laugh for at least 2 days.

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Just when I've decided to start project ppn, kokli and jingxuan are deliberating whether to take protein powder or not. Ok, it's actually a supplement, akin to drinking milk but still, I don't want any of it. If I can't get muscular even when I work out then so be it, I'm born to be lean!

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One of the best nights out ever. Went to teoheng@NTU alumni club to sing! And the first group of students we saw had to be PRCs -.- the impression of ntu-prc just gets worse and worse.. But no offense lol, I just feel a bit less singaporean with prcs around. Singing never gets boring! The best song was 王妃 hehe.

Combat shoot! 35/40, close to marksmanship! I hope I shoot well next Tuesday! Like I always believed, I don't have good affinity with normal rifles. My rifles always cock up. Many IAs, not aligned blah blah. What a burden. I spent so much time cleaning it some more! But as usual, skeptics exist to doubt my marksmanship fundamentals instead of my rifle. I proved them wrong! My scores soared when I borrowed weapon from someone else. SEE. NOT ME OK. MY GUN.

狂想曲 was nice until I read the lyrics.. 牛顿didn't 发明地引力; he 发现-ed! *sigh.

like voldemort, I have a fail nose bridge
weijian

beautiful girls all over the world and they got nothin on you

2011-07-10T21:13:00.010+08:00

R5. The most worrisome thing on my mind right now. Last field camp in singapore! BUT FREAKING 4D3N!! I wouldn't mind if it was a holiday trip T.T

Finally the elastics stage for braces. Wa pain pain pain. And troublesome. Argh.

combat rations, tuna, choc bread, lychees, bottled drinks

woohoo! Another album that has a lot of nice songs, like stefanie sun's! YES!

Outing with archery team! Steamboat! Didn't really eat that much cos my teeth really hurt :( I enjoyed the bun and maggie mee though LOL! But also, I'm kinda reluctant to eat steamboat buffet because.... I need to save some $, and I'm on a project ppn! protein-powder-no! Or just trying to substitute words into my "ppn" of "ppnldd". -.-

bashing into the forest

As often as possible, I'm gonna train my muscles in the gym. I want to see how muscular I can look without protein supplement. But actually what I want is just a lean and fit body physique. Better try now or regret forever in the kopitiam during my 40s while drinking beer and crossing my legs right? That is also hard because most uncles watch soccer while drinking in the kopitiam and I am one of the few people who dislike soccer.

i wonder how i'm going to brush my teeth and change my elastic bands in field camp

Then outing with donghui wanting jianyu chaochao! Very random outing but not bad I guess :) Some catching up, but this clique is also quite comfortable to be in hehe.

good movie! I like rugby shows man... Like 'remember the titans' and 1 other, which I forgot. So inspiring.

Hope is lost.

like a full stop right after a comma,. how abrupt and awkward, but apparently real and wrong
weijian

But the stars we could reach were just starfish on the beach

2011-07-03T00:49:00.008+08:00

I don't like soccer because I think it's rough. I prefer sports with lesser contact, like basketball or captain's ball or volleyball. Ok maybe not for basketball but basketball is safer! Like jingx said, I had bad experiences from playing soccer lol. I am super afraid of people ramming the soccer ball in front of me, for I could easily lose my Fathers' Day in the future. Brute strength *pfft

Unfortunately, soccer is still the most popular sport. Minus away soccer players, minus away those not interested in sports, minus away people who are injured and sick, no one is left to play 'safe' sports with me!

Monday guard duty was scary. Was prowling and slacking with kokli and then suddenly 1 guy walked towards us. My heart skipped 2 beats! Could have easily been dismembered by that guy. How lucky are we.. Another sleepless night Z.Z

On tuesday,

durian night! 50cents durians.. Ok not so bad, maybe 2bucks. At least got the durian taste :p

But this is the important part. Female officer! My platoon! 1 month! How is life going to be like with a female as my commander? hmm..

During the "forced leave".. sir daniel treated us to a movie!!

LOLOL! Not a movie for everyone I guess, but to me, it's hilarious though some parts are disgusting.. sexual humour, wuss behaviour, retarded. hahaha.

Zooey Deschanel , as usual always in the dreamy state

Spent a lot this month. Gotta save up but GSS is toooo enticing and still not much sales :(
So I adopted a second method to offset my materialistic desire: 1 more tutee!

Once again, desperation brings you nowhere. Never be desperate.

Life has been very boring lately. There is only so much I can do without spending too much money.. I guess informal meetings with jianyu clar kaisheng kokli do spice up my life by a lil. So hard to jio ppl out nowadays, with their individual commitments..

Perfunctory greetings, interactions, relationships. Such an apt word. People come and go like seasons, but some will stay with you. Superficial yet necessary?

Thank you readers for reading my blog. My life is so boring, my thoughts are mediocre in comparison to professional bloggers and parochial from my point of view, yet you spend at least 1 sec of your lives reading it every time. But I appreciate your efforts in trying to know more about me, thanks! :D

like a 50 year old uncle, I cross my legs and lim kopi
weijian

I don't want to shout uno because I don't want this game to be over

2011-06-26T00:14:00.014+08:00

Valentine's day is long gone but..

No harm watching a romance movie right. Nice. Every time I watch this kind of movies I will be quite hopeful for maybe 1hr, then reality will kick in and tell me I'm just another toot. Sigh.

Lol taylor swift!

Just an abrupt thought as I was typing, why are the girls who I know doing the break-up, whereas in shows, guys are the jerks? Or are guys really jerks, hence the initiation of break-up? Or is it just the difference in culture? Ah, touchy subject.

Memento, a very interesting and unique film. Oh look, it's directed by christopher nolan, director of inception, too!

Some times we need to deceive ourselves to move on..

Luckily there was a nights out on Tuesday night. Stupid spectacles broke again -.- Repair specs, go home take wet tissue, toilet paper, underwear, plastic bags, and maybe some other random stuff that I forget to bring when I booked in -.- Too forgetful alr.

After booking in, I was all ready for the river-crossing R4 2days1night fieldcamp..
HA! In the end no river-crossing! :))) Again, mosquitoes flooded our areas and just sucked like free. The best part was the night snack-cheese bread on the first night. Really 雪中送炭! Saved my poor stomach. So, I told myself I must have something nice this weekend.

Buffet at MOF! Wa the chocolate was too filling, and not very smooth. Overall I would say the money wasn't well spent. Could have better food with that money. Next, bbq buffet!!!!!

Clarence thought the live band starts at 8pm, so we went in at 730 and waited... and while we wait, we had..

munich lager, $15.50

laager and lager in one week?

yea laager means setting up camouflage net for the vehicle, doing ramp duty, feeding mosquitoes and anticipating for further information on mission.

dinosaur bun, bigger than the palm! not very nice though.. I dislike eating the fats present in everything with pork.

peter leaves his options open, never gets attached to anything, never commits unless it's necessary, believes that there is always a better opportunity out there and prefers wider range to depth.

Is life better like that?

like a green car with 2 passengers, which is irrelevant, I thank you
weijian

once in a red moon

2011-06-18T22:30:00.014+08:00

I think that idiom above refers to any unlucky event, because I just missed a lunar eclipse on Thursday T.T That heartbreaker moon caused lots of hearts all over the world to shatter, thanks to clouds and rains. There goes my chance of turning into a werewolf...

Life's good, and bad, as usual.

I went for an enjoyable 4.5km night jog on Tuesday, a tranquilising moment between me and mother earth. Inhale, stars, exhale, trees, moon, inhale, clouds, exhale, chio girls, .. No chio girls. I could feel the stark contrast in the level of oxygen between running at night and in the morning. No just joking, that's because I still remember a bit from lower secondary science. But it was a peaceful workout :) Perhaps I should try longer distances next time.

On Saturday morning, a verdict was made..

I have the potential of being the best drifter in the world! First step!

Wa, but I swear this is hard. Why do people say btt is easy.. I think my iq dropped like hell alr. Or is it I don't have any practice beforehand. Anyway, I prayed like mad to not fail, if not my face dunno need to put where T.T

Event of the week: the pizza. coolz. Ate 3 pieces. and the not-so-tasty frittata. I expected it to be better, since it's so similar to rattata.

Incredible effort by swusan! She managed to charm lots of ppl to her outing. They are.. huimin vivien jiawei weini yihfang yumei edwin kokli kianmin choonboon kaisheng cheeyee. O.O And the combination of people is erm. You know.. we all know.. seemingly awkward. Turned out to be fun though :D edwin is not what I imagined him to be like hahaha.

The glass door was closing in on the waiter's head LOL! That explains the wide grin that everyone had hahahaha

Who is this cui kia? But that's ok cos it's a photo to be remembered. And I like this hairstyle the most among all the other ones.

*sashays over to make-up room and whip my hair back and forth

Joke.

I thought this movie was ok, like all lame movies. Willpower, something that cannot be quantified, neither was it clearly demonstrated in the movie. Just garrrr and win -.- Another sit-until-my-buttocks-hurt show haiz.

So I googled "how to sit in a cinema" but I found no answers. Is my head supposed to lie on the chair or does it have to be tilted upwards, supported only by the neck?

R4 next week, 2days1night. Hope I can survive! I hate hate hate mosquitoes..

As if nothing really matters..

like trying to be intellect, lol forget it
weijian

I wonder if you know, how they live in tohkiyo

2011-06-11T17:12:00.005+08:00

当你遇见一份除了我之外的温暖
wooo hoooo woooo

I feel sooo alive after I recovered. :D

And of cos I had to tank the "eh you chao keng ah" shit in army. Lol, expected comments.

The problem is, my fitness dropped a lot a lot a lot. Time to train back. GYM! GARRRRR.

Bought an expensive earphone. I treat it as a reward for myself, and also to give me greater satisfaction from videos/music. Hope it lasts at least 2 year. But it's really comfortable and I like it!

While shopping for my earphone, I visited ghimsiang vivien and cherlene. Funny people. But I don't dare to disturb them cos there's a 老闆娘 at the side and she looked like she type who will get angry. Next time I wanna try working as a promoter!

Had an enjoyable chat with jeremy. But I felt weird, awkward and uneasy on the same table with yumei swusan and kokli. kokli called this the post polyclinic phenomenon ppp. pipanigelongdingdong. I forgot how to socialise with people. kokli might be in the same camp and same company as me, but we don't seem to be very close. Others were even shocked that we know each other last time. Why? I also find myself thinking of topics to talk with him, and usually it's only 01. Lol, I'm a goner, I feel super nua now. No purpose, no goal. Empty.

Noel stormed out of the room after a comment I made. I felt so sorry then, and keep mulling over my choice of words. He told me, "Actually, you are suay la, just nice my mood not good." After some contemplation, I felt that his flared temperament was unjustified. I had no need to feel sorry at all. My comment wasn't even about a sensitive topic, neither is it crude nor accusatory. It wasn't even anything. So, my empathy turned into indignation. How could he just flare up for nothing, perhaps in an attempt to even "win" others' votes for.. I don't know what for. That's the second time he's flared up for no reason. I swear, the third time he does this, I'm going to give him a dressing down.

XMEN FIRST CLASS. Look at the 2 babes there. Nice movie. Look at the 2 babes there. But I dunno what's the significance of involving history into this.Look at the babe there. Perhaps to use the recorded videos of the speeches? Look at the 2 babes there. They could have found a better actress for mystique though heh.

Finally a good movie from the army-clique-movie outing!

CCK STINKS! Thanks to the smelly tofu, according to vivien. But I dunno where it is. I thought it was a super mega feces smell that wafted from the cck farm or sth. NO! LOL smelly shit, I can't take the shit. The smell is too strong and far-reaching. Someone pls eat a smelly tofu in front of me and convince me that it can be eaten? hahaha.

like the point x=1 on the graph y= 1/(x-1), my potential is indefinite
weijian

vindictive viral infection

2011-06-02T12:02:00.002+08:00

The story goes like this..

camp
One fine night, po wore his favourite teletubbies costume, lied on his bed and watched Fast n Furious 1 on his itouch. 30mins into the video, he felt something weird going on with his body so he decided to pause the video and sleep early. However, the sick feeling didn't go away. It was until when everyone had slept then he couldn't tolerate the nausea anymore. He rushed to the toilet and unleashed a stream of "dinner".

In short, 2 vomits and 1 diarrhea. Thinking it was food poisoning and that food poisoning could some times be deadly, po was worried. He grabbed his 11b, camp pass, toilet roll and rode his scooter to the medical center. "Sorry ah, the driver says he wants to finish his comedy, 5mins k?" said the medic. 5mins took 15mins.

tengah
Thereafter, medical center -> tengah airbase medical center, which was where po endured a night that lasted like an eternity. Po was also poked 7 times on his arms by inexperienced medics, and each time felt so painful. He had to battle against the super cold sickbay [they blast the aircon in the sickbay for what, seriously? let those who have fever die?], the constant urge to vomit, the odd stomach pain, headache, slight fever and dizziness. There was a sachet of sth that he had to drink, but after drinking that, he vomited everything out. For fear of breaking the needle for the IV drip, he lied on the bed and tried his very best to keep his right arm still. This made his back ache. Every hour, he would wake up, struggle, and sleep again, until dawn. Thanks to the inexperienced medics, the IV drip was set too slow, it's like po's blood hasn't got any IV inside.

NUH
So, the medical officer declared that po's condition has not improved after 1 night, and that he had to be sent to NUH A&E. The aircon there was also blasting as though electricity is free in hospitals. Diagnosis showed that it was viral infection, not food poisoning, thank goodness. Poked 2 more times, struggled against the aircon again, waited for DAMN DAMN LONG, then get discharged. But that was not the end. Po was still unwell. Even when po went home to rest, he felt extremely sick. It was 10x worse than flu and fever.

home
Nothing to do? Sleep. Po slept for 2 full days and ate food that would normally only last him a few hours. It was not until a third excretion from the ass did the condition improve. On thurs morning, Po was able to play scooter again.

Thanks to LTA jiahao for taking care of me during the NUH visit, my mother for cooking delicious fish vermicelli but I couldn't eat much, brothers who offered help in any way they could, friends who happen to know my unpleasant predicament and showed their priceless concern, medics for their apathetic attitude which resulted in my delay of treatment.

That was one hell of an ordeal that I had been through. It was horrible, yet it was only a viral infection. Thankfully it was over.

like a hula hoop, my mind just went round and round
weijian

The week that I think feels like chalet in army

2011-05-29T00:43:00.006+08:00

Army
Are you kidding? Your parents pay tax to fund mindef only to let us NSFs have chalet in army? Chill, it's only this week. LOL! There were only morning runs, then after that was rest, lunch, rest, dinner, rest, RO. Hehehehehehehehe. This allowed me to clear pirates of the caribbean 1 to 3, the hangover part1, thor, limitless, battle: los angeles, the gameplan, what women want, fully revise integration, finish studying for btt and sleeeeep :D

The fun excludes Wednesday night, when I had to protect the camp from imaginary terrorists, who might not have enough intelligence to inform them of the outdated tanks inside. So, I learnt my lesson not to dumb-wittingly tribute my royal blood to the likes of blood thirsty creatures: I slept in the room with sofa and tv, but on the bench. Well, I wasn't expecting much sleep from that anyway, with the rumbling thunder above me and the occasional weird bites from god-knows-what insect in that room.. *sigh.

This is one crazy movie. I like the screwed up feeling haha, because I'm not the one screwed up inside.

Saturday
A short 1hr badminton! But it was intense with kokli, so I was exhausted as quickly as the speed of the disappearance of a jar of sweets that was placed in a room full of children. The thrill derived from a singles match is different from that of a doubles match. In the latter, chemistry is the gist of the excitement. The non-verbal communication and instinctive matching moves to cover-up each other's open spots just makes the pair-work feel exhilarating. I prefer this to a one-man-show match. Looking forward to doubles!

This brings me to another point. I've been wondering why there are people who I can never click with, no matter how hard I try. The chemistry is just not there. People like jeremy and junhe can click with anyone.

There has to be a common goal or interest for the growth of friendship. Likewise, if the life paths of 2 good friends split, the goal or interest is diverted so there is high chance that the friendship will deteriorate. 01 [01 is a very customised term for this specific clique of us and though it includes people like afiq and peiyang, we generally refer 01 to the core group of 01-inverse] still exists but according to the theory, we shouldn't be. For the guys, our paths are split, but we have a common goal: ORD. For the girls, they err have to study? Do friends congregate only if they have a purpose? Yes, maybe. If that's the case then 01 will be like a family. Family members are comfortable with one another anytime. But even for family members, there has to be constant interactions from activities to maintain the bond. Imagine ignoring your sibling for 1 year. That's why some of us are trying and only some of us are together.

If you are committed, you wouldn't stop trying.

ERMMMM. Ok the storyline is rather lame. All I could remember was the appearance of ugly vampires and werewolves, and free sex from the girl. Really ugly monsters. Predictable plot also. Winter's bone is comparable to this film, well, at least I laughed like mad when watching the former.

There are some people whom you can talk to anytime about anything, and some whose faces you can keep staring and staring but not knowing what to say. What's the reason?

Diaries should be more than written feelings and thoughts. Recounts are as important because they place you into the then scenario and this helps in recollection. Besides, a recount style makes the future you want to read on, no? It also helps to keep track of the chronological order of the development of thoughts.

Still waiting for the day when I can shout "ORD LO!" and mean what I say.

like the guy who I see in the mirror all the time, you're awesome
weijian

esc, alt + f4, delete, backspace, end.

2011-05-18T00:06:00.015+08:00

Sunday was a wonderful resting day at home.

Monday
section 2 singing session with linwei yuanwei zhenghui jingxuan kevin. Quite fun? Haha. It was crazy. I remembered 背对背拥抱 + 1.5hrs was my limit already haha. After that were 3 random 走音 moments ahhhhhh. Horrible. Ok not really horrible. It was fun breaking voices together LOL. So cute when someone tries to avoid breaking his voice by going off-tune.

Then at night got cousin Damien's wedding dinner. Can you believe it? I only know my cousin's name days before his wedding. WTF. This is an example of a fail inter-family bonding. I will never let this happen. Anyway his wedding was awesome! Creative and funny ideas haha. Nice..

That was also the night when I first experienced tipsiness! 2 glasses of red wine + 2 cups of beer. My face was red until it's like I blushed after I accidentally peed in my pants -.- It happened all of a sudden.. when I turned my head around for.. I-forgot-what. I never thought I could actually be drunk, but after that experience, I know I'm a goner if I were to be inebriated. Walking in a straight line was slightly weird. But I would really want to try it one day, maybe at home, try and see if my mental strength is strong enough to control my body. hehehehe

Saw kahwai at bugis, I wonder how she's coping. I guess some people just prefer to settle their own problems by themselves. And as I was browsing the array of earphones, Verene came to offer her help lol. Apparently she was working there. What a surprise.

Tuesday
ok, 1 day of resting is enough. 2nd day onwards is called rotting. Horrible. There were 7 letters on my face I think. They were... I-A-M-B-O-R-E-D. Yawnz.

Priority [for the future me]
I value people who value me. I thought that's what people should do? A has B while C has D. A and C will only consider me when B and D are unavailable. So, what, I'm a reserve?
If I'm not your first priority, then you shouldn't be mine too, no? No, that's not what jianyu would think. His ideology is more about unrequited givings, but of course not to the extreme extent that he continues to give even when he's treated like a trash. That is foolishness. I understand, but I don't agree with it. Or rather, I'm more sensitive to feedback. One-sided-ness isn't fair what. But since when are things fair in this world?
Seriously, if A thinks B is more important than C in all occasions except when B is missing-in-action, then A can just tell C that A has fucked off from C's life. What's the point. Going for the sake of going? Is that fun? Is that bonding? No. Then wtf is it. Backup fun pack ah. "hmm, I have this group and that group who will always want me anytime. Yay. Let's see if I have anything with my group first.
I learnt that one should never be desperate for anything at anytime. People will only take advantage of your desperation. Desperation also causes injustice that is uncalled for. I should have realised this when I was playing maple. So many life lessons to learn, now that I've thought of it.
Some things are taken for granted. No one wants to trouble themselves. Everyone wants to have fun, go somewhere that is near their home, a place where there are pretty girls, little trouble involved, free of charge, etc etc. Wa, either you have royal blood or ..you have royal blood. Since your want is not equivalent to mine, I don't see a point in it happening. This is a want, not a need. It's all about how strong your want is. I am not desperate for it to happen also. Let's just sit back and wait for things to happen.
Some people face this so frequently that they are really immune to it. Poor things. That explains the precedence of family over friends.

Friends shouldn't be calculative. Sure, I wouldn't be calculative if you were my friend. Are you? Perhaps given unsought is really better, since so many are waiting for it.
Strangely, this vehement feeling died after like 10mins. I felt nothing as I was typing this o.o This was not targeted at anyone, but a mere vent for some of my frustrations. Too committed to too many things. Just be 潇洒 and live longer.

Wednesday and Thursday are singing days. Sang 3 times in 4 days. Cool? Ya! My desire to blast with my voice as a means to de-stress is nullified! Really sang to my heart's content, or lungs content, or throat's content..

making our eyes meet! cock-eye-sters lol

Friday was badminton day! One of the most weijian-fail days: I packed everything and went to board my bus happily like a school boy who was anticipating a catching game in school later. Totally redundant description LOL. After I alighted from 67, kokli asked, "Eh? Where is your racket?"

WHERE IS MY RACKET!? WHAT THE?! I only remembered I was going to Jeremy's house for something that requires a change of clothes later, BUT I FORGOT IT WAS BADMINTON. FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL. I was kind of sad that morning, because I couldn't use my own racket, and it was very paiseh to keep borrowing others', especially sam's. Luckily it was not a wasted trip, because the last few matches were pretty exciting :D I look forward to more badminton games!

Then we went to take a look at topman's promotion. Urgh, lousy. Need something else for 120411 onwards!

Saturday
There there, the euphoric moment when you wished you had 2 stomachs for the scrumptious spread of hawker food.

From the hawkers at.. Chomp Chomp. As the name suggests, eating there is not a nomnom affair, but a chomp chomp one!

fried hokkien prawn mee
rojak
barbequed chicken wings
fried oyster
satay beehoon
otah
carrot cake*
15cm tall mug of sugar cane

carrot cake was a last minute order, just ordered to compare with the one at cck. It's like comparing a chopper to a cloth. The winner was clear. Everything we ate there was yummy. Seriously! I have to admit I had to struggle to decide which food to taste first, and subsequently which food to stuff in my mouth at one time! Tough battle! Rojak was sweet and crunchy, satay beehoon was satisfying, bbq chix were crispy yet tender and they gave me the "I am THE chicken" feel, hokkien mee was slurpy and smooth, otah was.. well.. otah? LOL! a pretty normal otah? BUT the definition of delicious began to transmute into a kind of heavenly bliss for the tongue, as I caught sight of the shimmering oysters, trapped in chunks of egg and flour, that seemed to be screaming eagerly for a chance to affirm the power of seafood.

That was one good place for supper :D Next time shall go there again with friends for supper! Ya, supper, if not lunch meh haha.

Yup, that was one week!

like a traffic light, you showed a red light, yet hinted a green light
weijian

一觉～睡到自然醒过来

2011-05-15T00:41:00.009+08:00

Finally got time to sleep till my buttocks glisten in the sun! :D

ATEC 1 OVER! PME recon 2A, nearly a 1! Saw handling recon 1! Not that it mattered to me..

It was weird. I was complaining about the absence of incentives for us to get good results in ATEC 1. But at that moment when I was about to be tested, I wanted to do well. Train so much alr might as well do it good right? I wanna go play paintball or laser quest!

Super forgetful week. I forgot to bring charger, toothpaste and math textbook to camp, and my toilet paper just ran out. Luckily I survived haha. How? Because it's a 4-day week with a one week off in the following week!!!

Cougar sentosa trip! I played volleyball and volleyball and volleyball. And a bit of basketball. A lot of people played soccer. *high pitch cheh. I don't like soccer, yet the cougar $300 voucher prize had to be for the inter-platoon soccer game -.- Some guys also went to swim, throw others down the sea, play frisbee, stay in the pavilion and munch on the snacks (seriously, with that kind of weather? lol) and the best of all, play psp in the pavilion. What the limousine. Play psp in sentosa is really o.o you might as well bring some dirty laundry to wash there, or wear a tuxedo and recite a chinese poem there?

Almost a 100 guys on the beach in one go. Any singaporean would have guessed it- army boys. You don't expect people from an all-guys school to have tattoos though, do you? Some of them were like trying to socialise with random bikini girls on the beach. I was thinking, "lol, confirm fail. Even as a male, I wouldn't dare to go near another guy with tattoos on them before I was enlisted into the army." But ya luh, these guys are not bad actually, that's why they succeeded. I admire their courage.

After that, we went to have lunch and watch priest. Something interesting happened. jingx and I were talking about a girl. Suddenly I spotted her in the restaurant in front. LOL! So coincidental! I was shocked!

I don't know if it was exhaustion from sports earlier, but I was struggling to keep awake in the first 20mins or so of the movie. I think the storyline was crap and uninteresting. jingx and I laughed at the end when we came to a conclusion that there will be a sequel to it.

Best part of the movie? maggie q!

well, to each his own

On saturday, jianyu and I went to swim after a very very long time. I rmbed I could do 40 laps freestyle. Now? Erm, 20 laps of frog style and I'm like a wobbly frog with a -.- face turned off by boredom. Then we went to visit swusan. lol slacker. I got inspired to train more!

WHAT'S WITH THE HOT AND HUMID WEATHER THIS WEEK?

Wake up in the morning feelin like p diddy? No. Like a loser in a water bomb game. I was sweating! How rare was that? What happened to my cool mornings? There were no clouds covering the sun at all! If there were any, they would be at the sides, near the horizon. Horrible global warming. I think if we stored the solar energy this week, we would have free energy that would last forever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QHAZJZTIT8&feature=fvwrel

HAHAHA another joker hitler video.

How would you gather a crow, eagle, owl, woodpecker, rooster and dove together? They don't even eat the same food. They have different lifestyles too.

like an environmentalist in the face of an industrial factory, my enthusiasm seemed like a joke to you
weijian

breaking your barriers to entry

2011-05-07T23:53:00.005+08:00

只剩下钢琴陪我..
安静 or 安静了?

A very eventful week.

First, on Monday morning, I finally took the effort and went to read up on what the hell general election is really about. After genius Amyas shed some light on me, together with the Mr Brown political jokes that I appreciated a lil last week, I eventually understood. Ok, that was quite dumb, but I really had no interest in politics... until now.

And my interest is only in the political jokes. HAHAHAHA. "5 years to live and repent". MM Lee's arrogance can be comical huh. And the funny fact that no one dares to contest the Tanjong Pagar GRC. Talk about the political veteran.

To show my support for PAP, (actually just to kaypo and see what a rally is like) jingx jerm kok junhe and I went to the Holland-Bukit Timah PAP rally. BORING -.- We thought it would be noisy and such, but I guess that will only happen in Aljunied.

Then, on Monday night, gokul suddenly told me "hey weijian, tell you something. Osama is dead."
o.o? I replied, "HUH? w..what? Is this a joke?"
"no, it's in the yahoo news."
LOL!? So I thought I'll leave it to the newspapers tmr to unveil the truth. IT WAS TRUE! So much for playing hide and seek all these years!

Gum infection. Some asshole food particle went into my raw gums and got infected, thereby spawning a blob of cancerous gum abscess. Once it gets poked, pus will ooze out like lava. Yucks. So I booked an appointment on Sat and had it removed. I had no idea how the dentist remove it, but I'm guessing he just scraped the whole shit out by force. T.T It was scary.

Friday night- party night! A very close and comfortable "meteor watching" session with kaisheng and jianyu. It was wonderful. I gained insights on certain things and shared some secrets. Everyone has secrets. It's so amazing how one always tries to hide it from others. I think it was fortunate that we have so few enthusiasts in such event, because sharing in a clique is different from sharing in a group.

And sharing is a wonderful activity, though listening is an even more awesome one.

comfortability vs closeness

I tried to give my tutee a wake up call on Sat. I had been teaching him the same topics over and over again for 2 weeks, 4 lessons. Each lesson, there is a test on the same few topics. He would understand but not memorise for himself. What the shit sia. And I thought understanding something makes memorisation easier?! His lack of aptitude is really sickening. And so, the wake up call was sort of a reprimand or a lecture, but in the absence of harshness. I hope he'll start to think for his future, just like how I hope for my brother to ignite his academic passion.

Watched...

Fast n Furious 5! I didn't think it would be so nice! Hot and pretty girls (really ah!), muscular guys (I wonder which shop vin diesel and dwayne johnson bought their arms from? SO BIG AND LOL), funny moments. Ah!

But my butt hurt! I can't sit for so long!

Trust and be trusted. Thrust, try not to get thrusted.

like going into a cave with a spoilt torchlight, your secrets may be dark, but trust me
weijian

放在糖果旁的是我很想回忆的甜

2011-05-01T01:07:00.011+08:00

Happy Mothers' Day

Regardless of paiseh luh, aiyo y so mushy, lol noob.
Nothing beats sincerity.
I did it and it wasn't so bad. At least my mum said it left her sleepless. Possible regret unticked.

So what's the point? How many times do we need to prove our competency?

"Alright you all have shown me that you all are capable of clearing enemies [in the context of R3]. Well done."
1 or 2 weeks later---->outfield training
"So you all have gone through the in-camp training for ATEC 1. Next week we will go outfield to practise our skills (again)."
For grenade throwing, there is normal training, 2nd normal training, ATEC training (in-camp), ATEC training (outfield), ATEC training (evaluation), ATEC training (for chosen people), ATEC. We have grenade throwing, crew drill, small arms technical handling, platoon battle course and learning how to do reverse plank. I don't see us training that much for reverse plank?

Uncle, you say we are good, then ask us to train and show you again. We reluctantly show you again, you praise it, then request for another. You think it's fun? Some more you got no incentives for us to chiong, where do you expect us to get our motivation from? "chop chop do it once, do it good, then can bang4 gang1" doesn't work anymore you know? Because it is endless.

Monday was wonderful with this:

Source code! Another conceptual movie. Love it. I was hoping for the "2nd world" to exist- it did eventually. Nice.. So rare huh this kind of movie.

Then some recap on H2 math. I think math is still fun.

"Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite."
Ya,right.

The _|_ beds in the bunk above the guardroom don't have any bedsheets covering them and they are totally infested with big fat bedbugs (I dunno but I think they should be fat). Why? I had guard duty on Wednesday and like all normal humans, I took my guard rest and lied on one of the bed. Bloody hell, 10mins later, my arms itched like mad. The swellings on my arm just grew fatter and fatter by the minute. _|_ bedbugs. What, they thought I was hosting a blood buffet for them ah? Siao kias. I AM SO NEVER GOING TO SLEEP ON THOSE ASSHOLE BEDS AGAIN. The hygiene standard there is really as high as a 5mm tree sia.

So I thought, no bed bug will ever survive in my house.

There is this cockster sgt lewis. Seriously, "cock" is a real unique adjective to describe a cockster. If I were to describe "cock" in words, it would require a few sentences. Just look at a cockster and you'll naturally say he's very cock. This brings me to a cock video:

upturn, the downturn. HAHAHAHAHA. BEST PART IS 1:14 !!!!!! LOOK AT THE HIGH TEN LOL!! I'M DYING. Shit I'm lagging behind by 2years in politics. Blah, not like I care. But all these really seem interesting. For people like me who dunno anything bout politics but would like to have a share of this topic, mrbrown is the solution. Just go visit his blog and see the political jokes.

For example, this:

Not bad really :D

Or this:

LOL?

Right. Proper game of badminton with 01 peeps on saturday. Woohoo it was fun because I suddenly remembered how to play a bit of badminton. Then it was this:

ok err, just another scary movie. I expected more from it. Watching this is as good as watching a movie showcasing a monster? Points I took away: raw ear-piercing ouch, plucking of piercing ouch, pretty girls fighting against each other aww, don't blindly assume the identity of the person having sex with you LOL.

Is the ability to talk about anything a cause or effect of closeness? i.e. you open up so that you will be close to him, or you are close to him so you can open up? Or does it depend on one's personality to be a story-teller or a listener? So can 2 listeners be close friends? Food for thought. I don't even know who I am close to anymore. I don't seem to belong anywhere. But I can list the groups that I might have a part to play in: 01, 05, vball, archery, army, bmt mates, family. Or is the individual component the most important part to be taken care of for a person?

That was so not me, if we realised.

like a morse code, .. - .... .. -. -.- --- ..-. ..-
weijian

the truth hurts, and lies worse

2011-04-24T02:20:00.008+08:00

Meet my buddies..

Boiling water, normal water, pipagao, rhino horn water, strepsils, luohanguo, panadol..

Without them, I''d be dead by now.

Among all my buddies, pipagao is the best!

What, just 3 weeks without fruits and my body is down?! I don't wanna go back to that permanent sore throat + block nose body again..

So I was looking forward to good Friday this week. I tanked the boring training and such, only to get a slight sore throat on my nights out and a horrible Thursday after that. On Thursday night, I knew I couldn't make it.

Indeed, Friday morning was a blast. A 1.77m and 65kg mass actually got disabled from some bacterial throat infection. I felt like a horse that got crippled when hundred of boys shot rubber bands at me. Horrible. It was a free-air-con day for me. Then I thought that I shouldn't survive so much just to skip that rare outing. So I clung onto courageous balls and persevered.

Luckily I went cos I didn't regret going haha. Singing with 10 other guys, eating porridge, drinking free hot barley + black faced waiters, wanton mee at crystal jade.. .. and all those whiles I had the stinging pain in my throat whenever I swallowed my saliva. Pain aside, Crystal jade is so overpriced for its mediocre food standard! Come my house I cook for you luh, charge you $6 can alr. I can switch on my air-con for you also. Confirm nicer and free flow plain water.

Took me long enough to realise that I can't project my voice loudly. No wonder people keep having the impression that I'm shy when I'm singing. I mean I do, but it's soft even when I tried my best. Looks like I can't be a garang-guni man next time. Great job to those who sang! Paiseh shen me!

Not to forget, I watched an old movie recently.. Click. I was so glad that he was given a second chance (cliche I know) that my tear glands unwillingly took control over my eyes. We're not so lucky to get second chances in life. I hope I won't live to regret..

I kinda like making noises to liven the atmosphere in parties or on high occasions.

like when you got frozen in the iceman game without knowing that the game had ended and everyone else had gone home, you played on
weijian

like a vampire waiting for an invitation

2011-04-16T23:08:00.010+08:00

Food never felt the same now.

Anyway it was an average week. I was looking forward to Friday night because I could get to party and choose whether to sit in the front or back seat. lol? The lyrics are so funny. Nah cos there's a dimsum treat for my bro's birthday hehehe. Had to bite, but still enjoyed :D The porridge at 瑞春 is holy shit nice. No joke. Went a lot a lot of times alr. Affordable price + yummy handmade food + aircon + retro feel + ah tiong service (but that's ok) + near mustafa (is this a good thing?). Woot.

And the cake was awesome. How did the chocolate look so solid and glitter with gleaming water droplets that condensed on it, yet melt like lava when it touched my warm smexy lips? This cannot be! How di... oh my. All was good... until one mouthful left remnants of chocolates struggling to break free from the metallic frames on my ironmanteeth.

Managed to catch this against-the-nature movie with what remained of 01-huimin jianyu kaisheng. Poor victims of papers and mandated slavery. I mean, army.

SANCTUM. HUALALA. It's cool! Talk about survival skills... And about killing someone to shorten his suffering... And about the effects of paranoia... or about long hair. LOL. ouch.

A rather short outing for a rather rare meet-up :( god bless all the wallet finders! you will be rewarded! (if you dun take the $$ inside)

Today was a see-people-you-know-day. First bernie booking in, then guo wei at the mac, then chen chao, then noel booking in, then zhili.

I'm on a watch-videos spree. This is probably why.

soon?

like a tortoise, I withdraw to my shell- my sanctum sanctorum
weijian

oh, the whines

2011-04-09T17:57:00.006+08:00

Life for most people is like sin or cos graph. It's just ups and downs. Be glad yours is not a y = - x graph, which is just a down-slope to infinity.

After a few days of struggling, I finally tasted some meat. KFC roasta burger on Thursday some more. Ahhh, that's life. Still no vege though. Then on Saturday, the brackets. Phew, not painful. Some blue light thing supposedly triggered the reaction of a glue-like thing and bonded the brackets to my teeth. Looks promising.

--ok I was wrong. My front teeth, the incisors, hurt like mad. ouchhh. Back to porridge again. And while brushing my teeth, I realised I got 2 sensitive teeth! Got that horrible empty feeling when I brush that specific spot. ouchhh. I'm willing to trade this pain for a big black bruise on my legs, please.

I don't know what my brother wants. He put dirty shoes inside the house without anything below them, and still saw nothing wrong with it. Plus his super afk-blur-act dumb-look after I explained to him. It's like "oh ya, 1 + 1 = 2, how could I have forgotten it? I can't believe I'm so absent-minded but I don't wanna admit my mistake so I'll just stare back. Someone dig me a hole for me to hide my face please?" Couldn't he have shown a more apologetic face or just laugh it off or just do something to let himself 下台?

I can't click with my vehicle commander, and I'm not going to try to interact with him again. His principle is to follow "the book" and go step by step. There will be butterflies, moths and maybe cockroaches in his stomach if he skips any step. Sorry huh, I don't believe in that. I believe there is always a better way to do things besides the systematic approach. If there is no shortcut in life, then roads will all be like grids on a graph. People will be walking like robots. Open up your mind luh, authoritative oron with a m in front of the noun referring to you. Want to be inflexible? Next time you want to travel from outram park to dhoby gaut, you better don't let me catch you taking the purple line. Go on, follow your 墨守成规 style, take green line to city hall, change to red line, then take to dhoby gaut.

Happy Birthday Vivien!

exams lol.

like hirry potter, you look really fit
weijian

mmmm, blood

2011-04-04T22:02:00.004+08:00

That's right, like a vampire. It tasted a bit.. bitter I guess? I dunno how to describe that taste and I don't understand why vampires and mosquitoes like it. Maybe they dunno the existence of koi? Or the lol bubble tea near lot 1? literal lol. lol. I drank blood the whole day while trying to swallow my saliva.

Speaking of which, bubble tea? I wonder when I will get to drink bubble milk tea with pearls again.. chewy chewy mm ba ba. Amyas told me he didn't have apple for a year! There goes my highlight of daily meals......... bye apple. See you soon.

Porridge porridge porridge. My mind and stomach are full of porridge now. If I open up my stomach and pour out everything inside, I could resell porridge! Cause I just swallowed mouthfuls of porridge without chewing or biting.

I miss you, comrades...

like PAP, I don't want to lose
weijian

Happy like bird

2011-04-02T17:56:00.007+08:00

Seriously!? I came up with a story as to why CSM used "happy like bird".

Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Ben. One fine day, Ben was in an English lesson. His teacher decided to teach him an idiom.
"ohhh cuties.. learn this! I am as happy as a lark!"
Confused, little Ben asked, " cher, what's a lark?"
"It's a bird!"

so lark=bird! I'm happy like bird!

Safety code of the day: a spill, a slip, and a hospital trip. Safety always.

fail? Jeremy's version: Take a chill pill, if not you will pew chiu.
LOL

The glaring lightbulb shone above my head, foreboding the impending doom as the masked man smiled behind his mask. With his silvery metallic tools, he dominated me. First, 4 jabs of insane numbness. When the numbness kicked in, I felt like a retard. There was this plyer that he used that was the most horrifying thing on earth. It held onto my tooth like a crab's pincer and he grabbed and turned it like he wanted to create another singapore flyer. Luckily there was no pain, or rather I couldn't feel any. Then there was the gruesome sound that indicated the detachment of my tooth. Times 4.

That was not the worst. The numbness was ridiculously annoying, and the incessant pain just wouldn't disappear. I drooled like there were hundreds of naked girls in front of me. Seems like that only way out is 3 pills. Gonna pop' em all. To the future me, I hope you know what I'm doing.

I've become so numb, I can't feel you there.

Why are the bad guys so charming...

Happy Birthday Clarence!

I tried to run this week... Only managed a 1033 and after running, I felt as though someone punched me in the stomach. That lasted for 30s. Heng ah, I think it was over exertion only, not some crumbling body structure.

like a 3pin plug, I have 3 legs
weijian

double 5 double 6, 55 66 in the house yo?

2011-03-27T02:37:00.007+08:00

shit. 5566 first album songs are sooo nice. Reminds me of my primary school days. Then, I asked marcus to help me burn jolin's and 5566's albums into cds. That was my only source of entertainment(gameboys and playstation were allowed only in the holidays). I would go home after school, put the cd into my tv speaker, lie on the sofa and enjoy the music. I even tried to use the recorder to blow out the tune of 爱情漫游! Last time I had a super l..a..gg.gg.gy computer which hanged for at least 5min every time I wanted to navigate to another website (plus dial-up speed of cos). In spite of having a slow com, I still went to search for their lyrics just so I could sing along. The first song I learnt was 我难过. Why? This.

tony!? This show was marvelous! It made me a fanboy of 5566 and fostered my interest in basketball. It's basically a cornerstone to what I am now.

Why did I watch this? I remember my bros and I were supposed to fold clothes on Friday night. Then we would switch on the tv and watch something while folding. MVP 情人 just brainwashed the lil minds of me and my bros. 5566 was the bomb until Jay came in. Then some how I found 5566 lame. Now I still find it lame, but I'll always remember my lying-on-sofa-days.

Back in army, I'm glad I survived yet another field camp. Luckily this time, I bought tuna, uncle toby(strawberry), choc mint, mamee and hello panda to help me tide over the torturous hunger in 3 days! But all that were actually not enough haha. I had to ration my food. urgh. More snacks next time!

My badminton really cui lol. I couldn't smack a single cock for the first hour. Real cock right. Kinda like I lost my touch already. Luckily I got back some of it after that. Played with kai tng kok clar. Played basketball in camp also..quite fun. Played volleyball with the usual peeps again. One junior pointed something out to me and I found it to be true. They really got their own circle of trust that we cannot enter. Of course those kept outside will feel bad. Some times when you want to join in their circle, you will feel ostracised and totally cannot hit it off with them. Blah, weird.

weird, or should I say unique? Okay first I've got to say I don't find the girls attractive, just thick make-ups. That main character was ever-frowning in a bid to act cute. The director probably want to make this movie a bit like shutter island. Ya, ok, a bit lor. What's the twist? Normally people would think they will fight together and win or something like that---not for this. All died for one.

I really am not proud of my army rank. I'm not. Really not. I'm not I'm not I'm not. Even till now, I still think I could have entered command school. Then there are skeptics like jingxuan who will act like the opposition party and argue "but do you really think you can be a leader? maybe it's you." And from observation, I could argue "do you really think those who went to the command school are real leaders? Or are they people who successfully displayed i-am-outspoken facades? Not that all are like that but.. you know.."

Once a man, always a man. I ought to be grateful to know this bunch of army mates.

If you're not the one, then why does my soul feel glad today?

like cordyceps, the winter worm scared the grass
weijian

the more you want sth, the less likely you'll get it.

2011-03-20T00:08:00.008+08:00

All the songs in my itouch has its own story. It's weird but each of them can be related to certain period or person in my life.

有種似曾相識的感覺

It's time.

to wait for the time.

nice songs by the nbs graduate there!

Stefanie and jjlin from same college! SA! Saint-like vocalists there huh.

Last time I used to think that the camaraderie forged in army will be very strong. Yoz bro. Or is it? See, we can have esprit de corps, having to endure field camps and regimental restrictions together. We go through similar hardships and enjoy talking cock in bunk. 有福同享，有难同当. Our brotherly bond should be quite strong.

But some people have different perspectives. They think that their true friends are outside their camp. They suffered because it's mandatory, they talked cock because they were bored then. They have the thank-you-for-entertaining-me-in-army-but-I-don't-really-treasure-your-so-called-brotherhood mindset. After army, I've got to say ktnxbai to you.

Same applies to other groups. Acquaintances vs friends. Who are you?

Sad japan. I can imagine the stories of people racing against the water and even riding on the waves. And the water was black. Then the nuclear reactor thing.. whoa the effects of radiation are so far-reaching. It's terrible. But luckily not many people are exposed to harmful radiation.. yet. The mutation of genes...urgh. Not to become X-Men leh (I used to think mutant is a positive word). Sounds painful and weird. Good luck Japan. You know a lot of people need your pokemon, digimon, naruto, sumo wrestlers, sushi, konichiwa, hot springs, and according to boon, porn.

like jessie and james, let's extend our reach to the stars above
weijian

we feed on hopes to sustain our motivation. i'm quite hungry now

2011-03-13T01:45:00.005+08:00

Why was my reaction so screwed up? I don't know. That was impulsive and spontaneous. My intention was there, but the effect was a regret. The only thing that doesn't stop is time. Let's move on.

Ever wondered how "I peed in my pants because I saw a tiger charge at me while I was easing myself; I had to run and pee at the same time." can become "I wet myself because a tiger was doing it at high speed." ?

I hate how some people like to distort facts by paraphrasing information into ridiculous stories.

With 2 guys tributing their weekends, itouch is finally officially allowed in cougar! This thing need 2months to think? Funny army superiors.

Nice! Eyes can really tell things words can't. That's why eye contacts are so valuable.

Wedding dinners are always so lovely, and yummy. Oh my god the pork rib, fish etc were top notch! (Y)! And the red wine was super strong! I bet the cost is sky-high also :p

I've got my pay :D:D:D:D

After going to both NTU and NUS open house, I'd have to say NTU>NUS. :O It seems that ntu has a more vibrant environment! People are more helpful and lively there!

I feel like studying already!

like medusa, you have the ability to make me stone
weijian

purple dinosaur

2011-03-06T02:31:00.003+08:00

All my life I've been good. But now? I'm thinking "what the hell?".

AOAC. It sucks. 3days 2 nights. 5.5hrs walk in the forest. Mosquito raids. Amazingly awful combat rations. I swear I'm going to buy lots of nice food for my next field camp. Sorry stomach, you shouldn't suffer!

"Those who have height above 170cm just stand up."
I struggled for a split second, then I stood up. Should I even be proud lol? Yep, my height just entitled me to my 4th parade for another kuku sign-on officer's change of command! But if given a choice, I'd rather march than be not-so-tall.

My pathetic toenail has been growing very very very slowly, but at least it's renewing! :D I see the perfect half of my toenail! so cool.

Imagine pressing 6 digits and then your one month's hard work just *poof vanish into mid-air. I hope it's worth it.

Then there's vivien's and jane's hall play. Funny glenn and the 3 girls. The rest i'm not interested at all :(

Watched this!

That kind of pain is enough to make a person faint! I don't think I can make it if i were him.. Moral of the story? Don't open your arms when you fall!

Next time i must sleep before i go out. I totally stoned like a stone. What the shit, horrible feeling.

First it's bejeweled blitz. Then it's tetris battle. I'm not gonna play these games again lol. IT WAS A DISASTER: my mind was flooded with all the blocks/gems and i found myself subconsciously forming lines with them.

I like captain's ball :) cos i think i got the ball-instinct.

I dislike my white hairs. I realised the main reason is heredity, so i'm kind of sad.

My brothers showed me how noob i am. I'm impressed by my inadequacy.

Since this is a cocoon stage, i might as well do more to make the best out of it.

like a jigsaw puzzle that got meddled by a toddler, my life is in bits and pieces
weijian

This is me in a cocoon. I want to tell you i'm waiting to fly.

2011-02-26T23:10:00.007+08:00

Who says army guys are desperate? True!

Nights out to jurong point and i saw so many hungry wolves out there. It's quite disturbing actually.

junhe jingxuan kokli and i were sitting at a table and eating out footlong subway sandwich happily. Then, a pretty/sexy girl went to queue up and the table of army guys at a table in pizza hut (just beside subway) immediately turned around and ogle at her. I dunno if she was pretty or sexy or both cos i didn't turn around. Whoa it was like they were ready to pounce on her anytime with their tattoos cigarette packs and wat-have-they.

garrrr heeeheeee sssslurpppp

Another one came and the same thing happened -.-

So jingxuan asked," would you want your girlfriend to be ogled at?"
That has to be a no, no? ogle is different from admiring in awe.

How to convince yourself to be single:
primary schl: too young for relationships, you amateur human

sec schl: better concentrate on O level, it's really important. Flunk it and your sweep-the-floor cip will become your bread and butter job; as in your salary can only buy you bread and butter.

jc: What, the stepping stone to uni!? Gotta study hard!

army: you hairless epitome of desperation with limited civilian life. Unless you're tom cruise or hugh jackman, you're better off drawing circles at that emo corner.

uni: are you serious? each semester is like retaking A lvl's!

work: road to big bucks and financial stability

after prime years: you're an old weed now; can't even photosynthesize properly, let alone attract bees

tada single for life. crap no

Whoa nice show. His hot body is no joke man. Donnie yen's fighting scenes are always so awesome.

It turns out that i didn't have route march this week! :D Sleep + howimetyourmother chionging time! Volleyball sessions at night too!

Next week field camp! Blood donation for 3 days 2 nights! Dig shell scrape! So demoralizing. At least i have a play to look forward to!

like a psyduck, i aye aye aye
weijian

just a tinge of greenness

2011-02-20T01:08:00.005+08:00

Seriously, army events are making me old. Just 1 week away from home and it felt like 3weeks!?

Ok, nice. It was one of the heaviest moments of my life.
ilbv: 5kg
dummy magazines: 5kg
weapon: 5kg
bullet proof vest: 20kg
stretcher: 10kg

yup that should be it. Extra 35kg on me as i walk 5km. Training to carry my future wife in case there is a car breakdown. Next week got another 16km, but 20kg lighter.

I don't really like to be despised. No one does. The problem lies in the sensitivity of the issue involved. Even if it's a joke, it should be rationalised. Just because i don't attack doesn't mean i'm vulnerable. Actually i'm not angry, but it's just awkward to continue from there.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAISHENG!

7th 20-year-old in 01.

Went to swusan's hse for a celebration-gathering. Well it was a musical day~ in the end all i could rmb from the music lessons was the part that huimin taught me using 2 fingers, and how to follow the numbers and play the keyboard.

I think i'm more inclined towards piano than guitar :/ how to learn now!?!?!?

diet ice-creams, pizzas, sushis, bounty hunter, music, camera, facebook

lesson learnt? accepting each others' weaknesses is paramount for strong relationships.

I finally got a tuition assignment: combine chem. I wonder how it will go.. I'll need to re-read o lvl chem again T.T actually i dunno how chem can be taught LOL. Isn't more of self-reading and understanding, then combo with memory skills? I wanna teach math!
-ok teaching wasn't so bad afterall ^^

this guy's good.
http://jeremysng.wordpress.com/2010/05/08/some-things-i-remember-from-the-90s/
totally the 90s. (Y) the change is so drastic..

like a centipede with 98 missing legs, i walk
weijian

11022011

2011-02-12T00:07:00.010+08:00

This is a very very special day hahahaha.

Happy Birthday swusan!

lucky her, birthday on a palindrome date.

igotitigotitigotit!! :D:D:D:D IPPT GOLD!

ya luh no big deal, a lot of ppl also got wat. But it really is a milestone achievement for me. I'll never forget the mental resilience i had during the precious 10mins of my life. All the hard work; night runs and weekend lazy runs paid off! And i nvr even got gold for napfa!

That's like achieving 4 of my 2011 goals o.o
15 pull-ups by 2011-----> i did 15 on monday night hahahahaha
sbj 260 by 2011---------> i jumped 270cm for ippt hahahahaha
timing <> i got 9.38 hahahahaha
get new shoes-----------> got liao got liao hahahahaha

looks like 2011 is a promising year!

went to watch winter's bone with junhe sylvester jeremy and mr du

it.is.super.super.funny. LOLOL.
genre? thriller/drama/mystery
why then is it funny?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
cos none of us knows wat the hell this movie is about. Suddenly show squirrel, then murmur a bit, then "fucking guts".
So sylvester laughed, and i laughed, i wanted to stop but he continued laughing. He wanted to stop but i couldn't stop in time. So in the end there was this vicious cycle of laughter induction until sylvester couldn't take it anymore: he went outside to laugh.

And it's really funny until i shed lots of tears. haha

And we all wondered how this movie got a 5 star rating o.o
This was the worst movie ever. 1and a half hrs staring at the screen and not knowing anything.

Thanks to torrent, i can finally watch this 2 years old movie: 500days of summer.

Nice movie. What should i say.. i felt sth inside me after watching but i dunno how to describe it.

"I'm autumn."

Alcoholic day to timbre to celebrate swusan's birthday! It was pretty funny and enjoyable :) i had blue orgasm! and jack daniel's! and of cos other drinks like snowball erdinger sex on the beach..
i was an innocent lil boy!

To me, you're never less than perfect.

happy valentine's

like a 绅士, i take off my hat to u
weijian

ang baos :D

2011-02-06T12:58:00.010+08:00

This week was so tiring! Had so many "wars" to fight..

"Whoa all 3 of u so tall already?"
"So, wat u doing now? army ah? which unit? blah blah"
"After army got go uni?"

end.of.conversation.

Not bad luh, at least we have more interaction this year. It's so hard to talk to someone whom u had ignored for years but whose existence you know. Sigh last generation. But well, once the first step has been made, the rest is :)

Isn't she cute n pretty?! My first cousin once removed (the relationship is chim), britney! She's lively and adorable, albeit her occasional dao attitude towards us lol. Maybe it's bcos we're still not that close yet.

What's more?
*car went past kallang leisurepark
"eh thr got ice skating rink huh?"
"ya i went thr before"
"wanna ice skate? i also v long nvr ice skate alr"
"okay lo"
really went to ice skate leh! O.O simi!?

i swear it's fun :D

I gambled for the first time! Probably bcos now i have some allowance: i'm not using my parents' money anymore. SO, I HAVE THE FREEDOM TO UTILISE THEM HEHEHEHE. For the excitement! But i felt weird after winning..

First time inviting ppl over for cny, but my mother was not at home so.. it's like another outing actually ah haha.

like a 武中 family! very enjoyable day!

The past 20+ years of misunderstanding, malicious defamation and backstabbing will finally come to a conclusion today. I hope i know wat i'm doing. The battle against the elderly.. Sometimes i wonder why, even as adults, they succumb to gossips and rumours. Let rationality prevail!

like a judge, i pound the gavel [pound your gavel is actually slang for masturbation o.o]
weijian

for making you think that i was worth the while

2011-02-02T13:45:00.003+08:00

What a sweaty long week (cos it wasn't bloody).

Combat shoot, route march, live firing. Route march was interesting! We marched through the cemetery at night! It was quite cool cos i wasn't bored at all. My eyes were zooming around looking for smth exciting.. but of cos i got nth out of it. Screw the 10kg stretcher lol.

Rain rain rain rain rain. Rain whole day, every day. Wts. Last week's ice skating was not intimidating to the water molecules in the sky at all huh. Thanks to rains, i got block nose the whole week. It's reminiscent of the mucus-factory period i used to have last time in jc. ah haha. Sluggish substance oozing out of my nose like free.

oooh my god. slurpy.

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR !

To tell the truth, we army boys don't feel the new year mood at all. It's like just another block leave. why why why?! I want to feel the new-year-excitement that i felt for the past years!
But then i was never close with my relatives. I don't even know their names -.-

I've had weird dreams last week. No not wet ones. Smth to do with giraffe, shoes, lecture, orange peels. I decided to jot down my dreams from now on hehehe. Maybe next time i'll still have recollection of them!

all eyes on you when you walk in

like a tycoon, i flaunt my assets
weijian

this is not the end this is not the beginning

2011-01-23T17:38:00.002+08:00

Yup the rains were getting more n more irritating so i organised an ice-skate outing. Notice that thr is lesser rain now? bye rains

It was a random thought: "v long nvr ice skate alr!" boomz.
ice-skating was fun :D still a far cry from huimin's standards. swusan n kokli ice-skated for the first time! and i fell down while ice-skating for the first time! more ppl to go ice-skating next time lo..
what a pleasant day

A-"wanna play basketball?"
B-went to take the initiative to ask commanders
C-"can meh?"
B-"ya can, i asked alr." off to the office to take the basketball, ask ppl to move to the bball court
A, C, D .. Z- hanging around, reading newspaper, waiting for things to happen
B-bball court is full, to avoid disappointment, negotiation was made n we got a chance to play 1 game betw ourselves, ran back to company, only to find more than half of the ppl had alr gone up to rest, the rest still reading newspapers, ran back to bball court to apologise for lack of sporting frens

talk about over-enthusiasm.

Life without itouch is boring. No, i should say life without music is boring. To make my life worse, some how the medic guideline has changed: the medic doesn't have to carry the stretcher anymore. So, since my appointment is the slackiest, i'd have to carry the stupid stretcher for outfield next time. It's freaking extra 10kg+.

Thanks to plt 9 mono ppl, the whole of plt 9 has to book in n out in smart fore for 1 month. (Y) During the defaulters' parade (1.5hrs of insane marching + physical punishment), our smart guy said smth inspiring.

"Ok, i don't want to see you all march like that again. I know you all can do it one. " at this point in time, i don't think it's incorrect to infer that he is giving us a motivational speech. However,..

"so, from tmr onwards, you all will book in and out in smart fore. You all will not have nights out." WTF? again.
i know you all are mature adults alr. you all have the determination to eliminate your unscrupulous habit and i believe you all can do it. i trust you all, and you all shld trust yourselves. but from tmr onwards, you all will be subjected to recruit-style of training.

i shldn't have excluded ppl.

like a needle in a haystack, you're impossible to find
weijian

if u plot a graph of weijian against goh, you'll see a :)

2011-01-14T20:38:00.009+08:00

Don't wait for things to happen: make them happen.

Apparently, itouch is banned in my company. One of the few itouch users got caught and had to sign extra. The rest of us tried to come up with ways to hide our itouch. One of my fren gave me the are-you-thinking-what-i-am-thinking look and then we .. .. .. I shall remember this as the itouch incident.

I came across this guy recently..

Suave or not? I can't believe this fatherly figure is actually making my army life a lot less happy-go-lucky.

But then again, thanks to him, i treasure freedom even more now.

Is the army meritocratic at all? Maybe to a very small extent but nvm i don't have a hankering for credits.

Before i "carry on" [army language] protecting the holy ground in keat hong, we had a birthday "surprise" for ..wait for it..

Happy belated Birthday to huimin and yumei and jianyu!

poor jianyu had to stay in camp on that day :(

I wonder if there was any surprise element at all.. 01 went to fishnco to mainly celebrate yumei's birthday.

birthday girls

thanks thanks thanks to yumei, i got a polaroid photo! :D:D i like it! not v clear but i finally have a photo in my wallet tt i can look at and reminisce!

when can my bros grow up and work for their future? some times they are just so irresponsible. I dunno wat to do.

I wonder how i become so lame. I don't joke last time! Anyway, it's alr smth i dunno how to change: i'll be bored if all the lame cells in me are not working.
So as i listen to some songs, the lyrics get weirder and weirder..

为什么这样子
你拉着我说你有些鱿鱼 some how, i laughed like mad at this.

我掉进爱情悬崖
跌太深爬不出来
虾酱的速度太快

There are so many things i need to do right now:
-read books on accounting
-find tuition lobangs (the recruits section in newspaper got no use 1. noob)
-make braces (kao this bomb shell. at least i earn some $ now)
-learn and use "new" english words (thanks to the perennial appearance of them in the straits times)
-play "i'm yours" with a guitar
-achieve a 2.4km timing of lesser than 10mins
-spam push ups
-find time to source for shoes n bags
and wish that my wishes will not be wishful thinking

Crazy. What's into me man..

I need to be back to myself; someone who more often than not plays a passer-by role in people's lives; someone whom is referred to as lame in a one word description by others, but someone who will one day blow you off your feet and leave you in awe.

on a side note, i guess my internet is safe after all :D gimme back my pretty toenail -.-

like a monsoon rain, i'll make you wet your pants
weijian

happy 2011!

2011-01-02T11:20:00.008+08:00

That's one year. O_O

What have i done in 2010.. I..

had a lot of first times
finally had a wish come true: no need to study
went through tough physical trainings that i would otherwise slack if it was some cca training
finally overcome the pull-up barrier
watched lots of movies
played sports
had a lot more 01 gatherings
flared up
went overseas for 3weeks
realised not everyone likes word pun jokes
rediscovered friends
have had my tears flowing down for some reason
had a ride on my dad's motorbike travelling at 120km/hr
had a real feel of how it's like to spend my hard earned money
bought itouch
shaved my moustache
survived interviews
suited up
had a terrible headache that lasted for 4hours, but mri scan showed nth
had many enjoyable singing sessions
pulled the trigger
"dug my own grave"
fought with my enemy using a stick and pawning him
endured 1 whole movie while standing up
NEVER FELL SICK AT ALL, well if u consider one night of almost-fever feel as sickness then 1 lo
had some don't-think,just-do-it impulsive actions
played pokemon cards again
had people coming my house
was introduced to big bang theory, the best tv series ever
spent big bucks
learnt a new 成语: 歇斯底里 from hebe
bought cheese fries even though i always thought it was a scam. so exp for cheese-.-
tried turkey
loathed mutton even more
experienced open showers.. naked men everywhr
saw shooting stars!
was overwhelmed by thousands of stars in the sky

2010 was a very different year. Can't really say there's no notes cos we do need to take down notes in army ~.~ I learnt and experienced a lot of things. 2009 and 2010 were major years in my life. There were so many changes..

Good bye 2010.

That calls for a gathering to wrap up 2010! We met and went to sing at a very ulu place.. Toa Payoh ktv. T.T i caused 4 other people to walk one big round and perspire like mad.

-"oh look. safra. we're here."
"hi, do you have a ktv here?"
-"ooh close down already."
..
..
O.O

so we walked back again, took a bus, and when we reached there, we realised it was just opposite the safra. How i wish i can dig a hole, stuff my head inside and scream. that's weijian-fail-no.1 . I booked the largest room cos there was no other available room alr. $120, min 12 ppl for a Ten Dollar Ktv.

"not bad, even if we have like 8 to 10, it's still cheaper than other places!" or so i thought.

the 6 brave souls: huimin swusan kokli ghimsiang kaisheng me forked out 20bucks each for that. T.T and that's weijian-fail-no.2. At least the singing was fun :/

and hence the song, feel so sorry, baby i'm so sorry..

tiko faces

shocked

Then we went to my house to chill. Nth much, played taboo, talked, lala, go home. But taboo.. i think kokli n i put in considerable effort in thinking n penning down our ideas.. of cos the result is always far from ideal.

Yup, we only need to sit down and talk. That will be interesting enough for 01 peeps.

group photo at my house, can't expect a 4guys flat to be very organised luh. sigh.

on a side note, 11 ppl on 1/1/11 !

Time for new year resolution!

1. 15 pull-ups by 2011
2. sbj 260 by 2011
3. 100% punctuality like many other ppl, i started to develop this habit of being late. no way.
4. new shoes!
5. new bag!
6. less thinking, more actions
7. keep in contact with friends
8. run 2.4km in less than 10mins
9. try haagen dazs :D
10. learn how to play i'm yours using a guitar! and perform

maybe i'll add in more when i know wat i want. Can't really do much when i'm in army right?

i wonder if my dad will really terminate the internet service.. now my bros are trying to act obedient LOL or they've really changed their ways..

like ke$ha, i woke up in the morning feeling like p diddy
weijian

hohoho merry christmas!

2010-12-27T12:45:00.006+08:00

Whoa whoa eventful week man. Took 2 ninja leaves on wed n thurs hehehe.

My mum always say i nvr bring my bros out to have fun lalala. Okay so we had a sudden sporty outing: badminton n swimming. So hard to swim alr! We zoomed through the slide and caught the wave..brings back memories.

Then we decided to compete and see who can swim the furthest under water. 1 of them cui: 1st try 10m, 2nd try 10m, 3rd try 10m, he's out. The other one put up a real good fight. We decided to stop after reaching a consensus tt we'll reach the other end of the pool eventually. Final dist: 25m

Clarence's party
Fun but exp! 27bucks per person on food O.o I think the turkey was really costly.. In the end we had so much leftover food haha.. ham pasta turkey SUPER LONG N BIG sausages snacks drinks.

Clarence's room became a mini club ah haha sing song jump around woooohoo. The vodka orange juice beer redbull sprite part was exciting too! Lots of deception with indian poker..

there was once when i had to drink 3 times in 3 consecutive turns.. quite impossible! 3/50 x 2/40 x 4/30 = 0.04%

Not to forget zuokun's and choonboon's faces turned tomato red after a few sips hahaha. They can't blame us for proposing more toasts to them in a bid to make them drunk!

Gift exchange.. i got smth that i like ^^ red pillow!

01 party
Not really a party luh. Dimsum buffet at ban heng pavillion restaurant. I realised dim sum dun need buffet 1! So easy to get full.. Bad choice :( We had a lot of ppl! swusan huimin jasmine qingping bryan cheeyee kokli choonboon jianyu kaisheng kenneth ghimsiang kianmin me.

really, we got so many ppl!

Then after a long while.. we decided to go settlers' cafe to play! yumei was so suay.. The bomb exploded on her turn 3 times all bcos i delayed my turns for a while longer. Her luck was amazing haha. And then.. wait for it.. THE BEST GAME (in my opinion) .. it's coming.. ta..tab.. reaching soon.. taboo! So many funny guesses hahahahaha. Sad thing is that the words will get exhausted after a while.. fun fun fun fun fun. I love that game.

Gift exchange.. i dunno why we started praying "i dun wan choonboon's present" haha.

Then it was ben and jerry's icecream time. We shared merlionster. Yummy. And i still haven't tried haagen dazs. I must go try it next time!

The rest is all talking session.. I rmb yumei said girls like guys with neat haircut. 01 guys all have neat haircuts LOL! yayyy let's do it guys!

wowowowow. that's not all. went out on tuesday also. Insane sia.. now i realise how impt rest is! Z.Z

i'm seeing red. No i'm not angry. And red is not a hot cute girl. Just so you know, staring into the eyes of someone with sore eyes is not how the bacteria is spread!

So, feel at ease to maintain eye contact with a good-looking person who has sore eyes -.-

2010 is ending soon! Let me check my resolution..
1. get stronger and more muscular [ of cos! i'm a combat fit soldier hurr!]
2. be able to do 10 pull-ups [12 > 10 ! ]
3. touch the bball ring with 2 hands [ the bball ring in camp is slanted so i did it! nah, still can't on a normal ring]
4. continue blogging for 2010 [ why did i set this in the first place? done.]
5. get good A lvl results [ fair is foul and foul is fair. my results are foul enough. or fair.]
6. become more handsome [ fail. i dun think i'd changed]
7. buy smth that can play songs without lagging [ itouch itouch itouch YES YES YES :D]

In conclusion, 2010 was a successful year! I need to set better goals for 2011!

like a dynamite, we gon' light it up
weijian

2.5days more in camp and i'll be done with army for 2010!

2010-12-19T19:53:00.003+08:00

First time i forgot to bring underwear to camp. Luckily i got extra ones in my cupboard and i have nights out to go home and take.. heng ahhh.

what's up for this week? i forgot alr. A fight almost broke out in my bunk and it involved the affable gangster, who's my nemesis, and my friend. I seriously don't think there is any chance of our paths crossing each other. We are like 2 parallel lines; we walk past each other without any contact. I was hoping thr would be a fight so that we can charge him and send him into the detention barrack!

Then there was swimming session. Niceeeee v long nvr swim alr. I still rmb i could swim 40laps last time! Now cannot alr. And the pool is super deep: 5m! I don't dare to dive and reach the bottom of the pool loool. Scary shit.

A cockroach went into my cupboard. It was disastrous but i was lucky cos it went into my bag so i could kill it outside my bunk. Worst insect ever. Now facts about it:
this six-legged critter can live without food for an entire month and hold its breath for forty minutes if necessary. Even if you cut off its head, it would still run around the house for about a week before dying of thirst because its brain is not in its head. It’s scattered throughout its body. It can run up to three miles in a hour before calling it a day. The female mates only once and is pregnant for the rest of her life. The heart can even stop without causing harm to the insect.

This insect is ridiculous. I had no idea cockroaches are actually monsters. And, there was one discovered in South America that was six inches in length with a twelve-inch wing span. O.O

a:"Hey wanna hang out tgt on sunday?"
b:"nah, i got church"
c:"nah, i got temple"
tell me if u heard of c before.

power buddhism lecture -.- I can't stop being skeptical about some of the things that they say. 天有多高? i dunno. 地有多厚? we dunno. But no? we learnt tt earth's diameter is 12756km so assuming the earth is spherical, which in fact is not, that's how thick earth is, isn't it? And of cos many other one-sided views.. Still, i believe some of the things there.

2.5 days wheeee xmas party wheeee next week is gonna be so exciting!

like a snitch, it needs to be snatched
weijian

time extension

2010-12-12T16:38:00.009+08:00

I got until jan before my internet service gets terminated i think. Had enough of quarrelling. I shouldn't be so dependent on the internet also! >:(

I rmb having a heartfelt satisfaction in the pugil stick fight during the ICCT grading. I was very sian when i know tt my partner for the stick fight is my arch enemy. But on second thoughts, that could be my only chance to take revenge legally and yet not make plain my intentions. teeheeeheee... and "tee" is his surname. 2mins in the ring is "super shag". That's what everyone before me said. The best way to understand it is to try it.

Like a frenzied gorilla, i GARRRR!!!! *bish bash bish. After 1min or so, both of us were exhausted. I took the opportunity and took a quick strike to his head, and in that short time interval, i delivered a few combos; all on his head. Shiok shiok shiok shiok. Serves him right for being an asshole gangster in camp.

smth like this yea, this is one of the few moments i'll nvr forget :D

Other than that.. I couldn't rmb anything much. My whole week's been driven by the thought of saturday's badminton with 01 peeps and friends. Seems v long since we last met. Awesome.

thanks to cheeyee, i made my first gif! wow now got website to do instant ones. cool.

just as there are ppl who make your day, so there are spoilers.

like soccer, we all have our "own goals"
weijian

nobody said it was eazayyye

2010-12-06T19:22:00.002+08:00

badminton with the army guys was fun. just quite sad that i feel older alr.

3D rapunzel was nice too. Looks like the 3D effects are getting better and better. BUT STILL EXP.

i wonder if the loss of touch with the internet will entail unbearable boredom..

like steve in blue's clues, i'm clueless; you guess?
weijian

some day, these meanies will entreat for chances to polish my boots

2010-11-28T18:51:00.003+08:00

hello new sgts. 自己人 ok, let's have a "fun" year ahead!

As expected.. the new sgts got "eaten up" by us. Uhm yum yum. It's like having a new teacher; must bully a bit to show our 5cents worth, no?

RUNNING AHHHHHHHH. I am so going to get gold for my ippt by hook or by crook, even if it means i have to cook. Maybe next year luh ok. 2 weeks to improve 45s sounds grueling. Gold gold gold gold gold gold... goh gets gold. Great.

weird. I prepared 10hrs+ worth of videos to entertain me for my guard duty but i only watched 2hrs of it! I guess the relation is like tt: sleep> videos> dota. Sleep is wonderful.

$_$ i need more money for uni... Any cute kid wants an efficient smart handsome kind gentle and the list goes on with all the synonyms of good values tutor?

like google, i'm feeling lucky
weijian

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

2010-11-21T15:17:00.008+08:00

just a piece of crap, maybe another trash.

Intermediate close combat training. wow. I think it's training us to be giraffes. My neck got sooo stiff after that 2hrs session of learning how to fall down.

Went to watch Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 1! with huimin jasmine ghim boon kai ken tng. that's okay wasn't it? o.o

I like the crazy outlook of bellatrix lestrange. Kind of scary to be facing an enemy like her right?

crucio. tehehehe

emma watson! I think she's prettier with long hairs. In the harry potter context, lucky u ron. so smart too.

The movie was great, just like how i visualised it when i read the book. Yea, based on the scenes in the previous 6 movies. I wanna watch part 2!

Then.. i rmb feeling awkward and making an ignorant and insensitive comment on smth i dunno about. OH crap, save me. I realised then how little i know of my friends. sigh. Guess i need a share-with-me face. I prefer to be a listener.

Glee was nice, but some times it gets boring. There were tear-jerking moments T.T.. but i dunno y those evil characters spring back to their evil ways everytime they try to be nice. Very confusing, but that's how sue Cs it.

I used to believe that drinks like coffee or red bull have no effect on me. Then, in australia, i drank 2 cans of red bull: i couldn't sleep the whole night. Dunno when, i drank 1 cup of coffee and i couldn't sleep too. No more playing with drinks :((( i want my sleeeep!

like a piece of dough, i've got to shape up. literally
weijian

drop everything now. meet me in the pouring rain..

2010-11-17T18:01:00.003+08:00

-"alright now that you all are going to be 2nd year soldiers soon, i'm going to give you all more privileges."
-*look at each other with doubt
-"first, smokers are allowed to keep their own cigarette. You all can OTOT (own time own target) go smoke, but must ask for permission before doing so."
-.. .. [i see. otot + the need to ask for permission. dear sgt major, u are getting smarter and smarter everyday]

All in all, the extra privileges don't affect me at all. These 2 days were enjoyable though! Super training for everyone to regain our combat fitness! But after these sessions we get to rest for 2hrs+, i.e SLEEP! YES SLEEP! We all enjoyed an astounding long and uninterrupted rest of 2hrs after every physical training session! Isn't that cool. This is exactly what i perceive of army in the past! If only everyday is like that! :O

Played vball on hari raya haji day. One thing that differenciates vball from other sports is that you get to apply force on the ball with your bare hands. It is a great sport to destress, not that i have any stress to begin with (compared to students, army is relatively less brain-taxing). AND AND the feel when u score a point with a power spike! Shiokshiokshiokshiokshiokshiok. I think i can get a similar feel with badminton too, and badminton is a more popular sport :p

Let me recall.. i rmb vball training was torturous. O.O Then clarence n i concluded that vball was torturous bcos of vlee -.- But then again, without him, we wouldn't be equipped with the necessary skills to play a decent game. Blah.. gives n takes.

I'm still growing. I know it.

like bananas in pyjamas, i think we're thinking of the same thing
weijian

bored

2010-11-14T01:45:00.004+08:00

So i wasted my 5 days of leave. Supposedly, i can go overseas and enjoy! $$.

Tuesday
went to jerm's condo to play tennis with jerm sam jingyang gums. I think i've gotten the hang of tennis :D i'm gonna be the prince of tennis. But we wasted a lot of balls! I'd say around 10 balls. I felt quite bad cos 4 of them are caused by me. jingyang's a nice fren.

Then we went to bukit timah to play pool for 1hr. V funny game hahaha thanks to gums.

Thursday
went to sing songs with junhe junyang jingyang kevin jerm kokli at bugis! 7hrs niceee. But that place reeks of smoke. A cheena paikia place. fun fun fun

duet with kokli. beware.. kokli's voice is godly. godly kokli.

Friday

catching up session with archery frens! zhixiong hiokyang chiahong tanmin. went to play board games at settlers' cafe. Before that we had lunch at the hawker centre thr. My my, the crayfish and prawn hor fun was platable! Not as fun as when i played with the 01peeps but still had a good time :O i wonder why.

walk here and thr, we drifted to chiahong's hse to play his wii! i guess wii is fun only when ppl play tgt cos i dun think the games thr will interest me when my frens are not playing it! Quite enjoyable.. i think my reflexes are getting slower and slower. nooooo

Saturday
vball session after so long! Quite awkward playing with ppl u dun really know well but still know their existence ~.~ Very fun games! maybe 20yrs ltr i'll be the uncle playing against the next generation alr..

Free flow drinks sucks in settlers' cafe n ktv! They always spam ice to make the drinks sooooo insanely dilute: they might as well put plain water + colouring + sugar. Some more it makes consumers feel bad when we need to ASK for refill. Or maybe it's just my thin layer of skin.

thumbs up to the creators and the acting crew of thebigbangtheory. I think the show is really really awesome :)))

Back to camp alr. Normal army life resumes. Sigh. When can this shit end?

like duh, you dunno?
weijian

the boys are back

2010-11-08T21:12:00.014+08:00

SO! training in australia turned out to be a v slack and fun one! Like i'm on a holidayyy!

hotter in the day, colder at night

breakfast,lunch,dinner,night snack! (Y)

most of the time, i dun perspire at all. cool huh!

random sightings of kangaroos! (sadly, they're too fast for me to take photos with them)

most importantly, i slept for around 50% of my time thr! "enemy" company. reserve section. so we SLEPT for 4 days. no joke, we really slept for 4 days. slack? :p
oh but australia is 2hrs ahead of sg. so that means i sleep at 8pm and wake up at 3am everyday. on days when we need to go outfield, i wake up at 1am. my god? i dun even go to bed after 1am last time!

latrine and water point; my 2 fav places. On the first day, i drank 15litres of water! Serious! My throat dried up so easily so i just gulped water everytime i felt thirsty. insane huh 15litres.

and then the bathing area. naked men everyday. would have been a feast for my eyes if i were a gay o.o yup that's also whr the guys share their lil secret

shit hole! but using sawdust to "flush". Thanks to combat rations, i fart more than i shit there. And the smell of my fart and shit is different from that in singapore! cool huh.

fierce camouflage.

my mum says i dun look like myself in this photo o.o

finally on the bus to r&r! tt calls for a hug!

hello aussy girls, let me eat you up

tehehe..

adult shop in the rural area = no business

real bacon burger. $10.15 x 1.3 too expensive alr

jingx and i got a shot with an aussy girl at the airport! by the way her hands were on our waists and she was pulling us tgt. After that both of our minds went blank.

It's frustrating to see someone slacking away when we all are supposed to do the same amount of work. So i couldn't bear to hurt my eyes anymore; i went to provide some ppl some advice. Luckily i did hehe, things changed for the better, we become closer frens!

Actually i didn't really feel like i was in australia. I felt like i was in a stupid forest, so i could be in a china forest. It was only the last 2 days of r&r that really gave me the aussy feel. Bye australia, i think i will get to visit u again next year T.T

like a g6, i'm feeling so fly
weijian

i'm flying. i'm flying. i'm flying.

2010-10-14T13:56:00.003+08:00

alright, what a fun week.

Monday

Went to settlers cafe with kokli huimin vivien. Reflex games are the best. Cos i rarely lose. LOL!
Halfway through, went for a platoon outing at sukiyaki restaurant. dear dear.. that was my worst buffet O.O not really cheap + cheap frozen food = bring a cooker go ntuc and have a buffet -.- okay but the thin slices of pork dipped into raw egg was nice!
After which, we went to bpp thai express to eat the sa-nook set with additional members: jas qp clar. We ate cows! moooooo. khao luh. It means rice.
"hi, can we have our orders?"
"sure wait huh. 5mins"
so much for thai express

Then went to tour around bpp daiso. Everything seems cheap thr o.o It reminded me tt i've nvr been to a halloween party before. And this yr i'll be celebrating halloween overseas!

Tuesday

Went to mt faber for kbox with junhe jerms gums junyang noel sly! Cool huh. Overnight singing some more. Nice experience. Sang to our hearts' content :)
But that worker thr confiscated our 2L orange juice! "no outside food and drinks allowed. I'll have to confiscate it." -.- we felt like kids.
And after the singing, we walked to gums' hse for sleepover and we walked past the area whr huang-na was found O.O scary.

Wednesday

surprise dinner with kokli n swusan. supposed to be huimin jas qp and me lol. So, their date was destroyed awkwardly. Finally completed bishibashi woohoo woohoo. I'm so lucky, i nvr 'die' at that game hahaha. My hands were the most retarded one though; i can't spam buttons fast crazily. Not like huimin, dunno how she spam 1 o.o

kokli was funny. And huimin made him funnier.

I haven't packed my bag! I feel so weird now.

like medusa, you got deadly eyes
weijian

i don't like sore throat at all :(

2010-10-09T17:36:00.007+08:00

Block leave lo! And then off to Australia lo! First time travelling overseas for more than 1week! How should i be feeling? I don't know. Well accidents happened alr, weather not v good, dunno how the rations will taste like etc etc...

I know for sure that shitting thr is gonna be a very disgusting thing to do :( either have to dig and shit, or smell the worms eating my shit at base camp. ewww so much for natural decomposition. If the vehicle overturns, i'll probably not live. Why?

If it overturns, i wouldn't have enough time to react with my thick vest and hide inside the vehicle. Just..too hard, even if we practise lots of vehicle overturning drills. Pray pray. holy mama 13tons is no joke.

Play it well, play it safe! Presenting SAF condoms! not really, it's actually suretex haha. But SAF sponsored it. First time holding onto condoms. wow. Guess i have no other choice but to...

seriously -.- really got ppl go and try out aussy babes 1 ah?

Blah just heck the australia stuff first. Not a bad week eh! Got to play captain's ball, but i think the captain's ball era is alr over. And then we had the super mega ultra kit bag inspection, a.k.a main luggage bag inspection. Tt one was a great deal of cleaning. No dust/mud/grass allowed. Very troublesome. Luckily that aussy guy kept spamming "hmm, looks good." maybe he's referring to me.

Not to forget my cute toe nail: i was playing with it when i realised it could be plucked out! *plop

awesome? The flesh under the nail felt weird when i touched it o.o And i was worried tt my nail will nvr grow back again.. then i saw hope :D yesh that brown thing is actually hard so i think it's my new toe nail! Grow faster, pretty nails. Next time treat u haagen dazs.

oh crap, not you again, sore throat!

like a cactus, i'm spiky

weijian

just a short moment will do

2010-10-03T23:10:00.005+08:00

I lay on my sofa, stared at my com, watched videos, played a couple of dota games and tata. It sucks tt i've run out of ideas; like you're stuck in the middle of nowhere but you're desperate to teleport out.

Went to watch movie with ken kai tng and boon, but before that we had the honour of jas's and huimin's company.

Not as nice as i felt it should be, but overall okay. I concluded i'll nvr want to die in flames :( it looks painful. If i ever have to choose a way to die other then passing away peacefully, i'll choose to jump! Not that it's not as painful but at least i get the free fall feel before i die haha.

check out her cool eyebrows LOL

Finished reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! (2weeks ago actually) alright. buhbye harry. You'd led me into your magical fantasy world for years. Now i'm leaving.

Started to read a bit of angels and demons. Quite interesting. And 1 chapter of The Rape of Nanking. That was a bomb. I can't stand the japanese, or maybe that event was too sensational even without the author using chim words to describe. Nvm i dun understand myself too.

True blood and big bang theory. whee. But big bang theory is funnnyyyyy :DDD. I like word pun jokes like "penny for your thoughts" and many more haha! Cos i always make this kind of jokes.. so does jeremy. Really tickles my hilarious bone.

I laughed at silly things again. Sometimes i laugh at myself. How rare is it for 2 to be thinking of the same thing at the same time?

like a vampire, i bare my teeth but i look like a rabbit

weijian

so when's my first time?

2010-10-01T18:36:00.005+08:00

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, but i don't say ay oh

Yup, first time getting a status in army! It's called the... Excuse boots! Thanks to my clumsy
feet, my left toe got kicked by my right toe again. Real dumb, not even fully recovered but it suffered another blow. Poor thing. Oh well, 2 days ltr i felt no pain alr :)

And first time into the gas chamber! The chemical defence suit is no joke man. The mask can really suffocate u if u dun relax and breathe slowly. Wat's more, u need to take off tt mask and "tank" the tear gas. SHIOK!! :D No not sarcastic 1. It's a once-in-a-lifetime experience! Once out of the chamber, the effects start kicking in: eyes tear and burn like mad, face on fire, mucus oozing out. It's nice when everyone around u is experiencing the same thing hehehe. funny.

First time got 3 nights out! (uhh in 2 weeks)

First nights out, celebrate 5 ppls' birthday! Happy Birthday to gums jingyang jerms kevin bentay!

-> aren't we happy?

And Happy Birthday to kokli weini qingping :)

Played bishi bashi with huimin and qingping :D fun.

And then just when i booked out, i went to play vball with clar ray zuok zhikai ghim against a team of i-dunno-who at ite college west. FUN SIA! Indoor >> outdoor hands down.

Today i tried to touch a bit of soccer and i reconfirmed my dislike for it :/ It's just too rough for me, though i can play goalkeeper but tt's really no footwork alr so... BYE BYE SOCCER.

BMI is boooo. A bmi of 21 + me = skinny. :(((((((((((((((((((((( wat theeeee.. and i gained 10kg some more.

like a stick insect, you know..sigh*
weijian

mono attitude. sucks.

2010-09-20T18:37:00.006+08:00

I thought i do understand mono ppl, like they are just normal. But no. I got to be on guard. Those ppl are full of pretence and hypocrisy. Not all, though. Oh well, i dunno. And then i got targetted this week for nth. *sigh My luck was really down down down this week. I wonder what have i done to deserve this.

Just had a nice break :D Celebrated Mid-Autumn Festival with vivien enlin kaisheng jianyu on sat, then with swusan huimin qingping kokli kianmin clarence on sun. Playing with candles wasn't that fun after all LOL! We've all grown up. That's good. Next year we gotta do smth different...

Accidental unhappy smiley hahaha.

Then went to watch step up 3d with gums and junhe.

Quite funny and cool but i realise i don't really like those break dance moves o.o too punk. I like the part when they danced with water. Nice! But the dance battles are...lame. No scoring point no nth, how they judge?

Oh yes, played vball too after soooo long. Now that ite west is open to public, i think we're gonna have lots of vball playing sessions hehehee :)

Ah, i discovered another good food in army! Tuna!

I do lots of stupid things.

like the weather, the oven is hot (yep, not the other way)

weijian

laziness is kicking in again

2010-09-11T13:14:00.002+08:00

"platoon 9 hurry up"
"platoon 9 fall in"

Platoon ic for 1whole month. It's a tough job. Everytime we need to fall in, i got the extra responsibility to ensure everyone's thr. And then thr are ppl who will always be late. Count strength, report strength lalala. Toughest thing is to ask them to do stuff. No one wants to do sai gang. But the job has to be done. I tried my best to make everyone in the platoon get an equal share of sai gang but the mono ppl are always so irresponsible and indifferent. Sian. Luckily it's over.

This week was fun! It was a short 4 day week and we got to watch movie and play basketball. Coool. A lot of slack time compared to previous weeksssss. But still got physical training. It's like what i thought army would be before i enlist. Build body muscles then slack. But no. Army = outfield. For me at least. And outfield = shag + sweaty + no muscles training + sai gang. Other than equipping us soldiers with battle skills, outfield has no advantages.

Went to mind cafe at raffles-place-mrt-shophouses-singapore-river (i dunno wat that place is but i know got these stuff). Why not settlers? SMU and clarke quay outlet fully booked. But both places were empty when we reached thr. Hope the ppl who booked slots pangseh them ^^ Settlers cafe > Mind cafe in terms of cost, service, drinks, games, atmosphere, toilet, accessibility and other watever stuff like fresh air straw design etc. All in all, settlers cafe was more worth it. But nvm. Kokli jianyu ghimsiang vivien and i made the trip worth it haha. I love those reaction games and those games that requires ppl to be creative. FUNNY :D

Finally tried KOI bubble tea. Caramel flavour was nice :D and vivien went to buy a large cup drink until she felt bloated ah hahaha. Too bad the day ended early.

I was all ready for the 10km army half marathon this sunday. SO SUAY I KENNA GUARD DUTY. T_T Next time go participate the standard chartered marathon liao. Then can get the tshirt [finisher of 42.1956673255 km].

like a machine gun, i da da da da da da
weijian

Fooooooood Week

2010-09-05T19:47:00.003+08:00

3d3n field camp. That means....COMBAT RATIONS. WTF. Yes, that also means slim down time. So what's for dinner on tuesday night? 7 horlick malties sweets. That's all. No joke. Then on wednesday night? 1 fruit bar and 1 packet of cereal. Nvm, i endure...endure... I thought thursday got proper food already but they said "eat your combat rations". ... ... ...

But thanks to this, i realised how yummy maggie mee can be. It brings warmth to my cold growling stomach and made me feel more comfortable. (Y) Next time i'm gonna stop my laziness and cook myself a slurpy bowl of maggie mee at home!

That was not all for the monstrous field camp. MOSQUITOES. SOMEONE HAS TO STOP THEM! They are evil bitches. I killed 20+ mosquitoes in 3 days 3 nights. 80% of them are aedes -.- It's kind of shiok to predict mosquitoes movvement and kill them :D Go and die, suckers!

So, the cougar frens went on to plot a power buffet on friday night. Fail here fail thr...in the end went to crystal jade to eat la mian. Spicy daoo.....

Saturday
oh yea! Lovely weekend! Went to settlers' cafe with ghimsiang kaisheng enlin jasmine. FUN! I like "Dix It" ! And it's 10bucks for 6 hrs! [supposedly but we only went for 3hrs. i'm a sorry kid.] Next time gotta go play again man. Then went to kenny roger to eat with additonal gan n boon. And comex to look for yumei. Overall a good day.

Jurong east shuttle bus to clementi. The signboard read "Journey time: 45min" -.- I believed it and took around 45mins searching for other buses to reach the other side of sg, then went back to take the shuttle bus. It took only 15mins. Nice planning by smrt. Good estimate.

Sunday
BUFFFEEETTT at suki with vball mates! kun tf zhikai ghim boon zp ray chee clar me. Before we started, we wanted 2 tables next to each other but can't. Thr was a table with an ah tiong occupying it. 1man6seats. Nvm, we planned to wait for him to finish (he alr stopped ordering) then we can kop his table and the table behind him.

Wait wait wait, "eh that ah tiong eat v slow hor?"
5mins: "eh faster leh chao ah tiong"
10mins: "that ah tiong sibei gay leh carry that girlish handbag"
15mins: "WTF tt ah tiong is actually sleeping on his table!?!?"

Yes, he actually slept on his table. We laughed until buay tahan. It's like he knew we wanted his table but still wan to guai lan and occupy that table. We abandoned that idea and split ourselves into 2 groups. Heng we nvr wait. 2 hrs later that chao ah gua ah tiong was still thr ah-gua-ing.

FUULLLL MAXX.

FOOOOOOOOD XD

My foot rot is getting worse. The sole of my foot actually cracked and revealed my flesh. Very pain. And it seems like the crack line is gonna expand. Somebody call 911 and help me?

like a pufferfish, i'm bloated
weijian

lack of chemistry

2010-08-29T15:06:00.006+08:00

Who says july was the worst month? August is no better!

Birthday in the jungle. Ok, i got to see the ravishing beauty of the moon (Y). Marvelous. So bright that we can see our shadows clearly. Power not.

Can enjoy gazing at the moon, sleep on grass patch, drink some water, eat some night snacks, very shiok hor? A BIG NO! Idiotic flies and mosquitoes flooooood the whole grass patch such that i'm slapping my own face every single second. How to sleep? No idea, i didn't sleep much. Worse, i got a foot rot. Maximum itchiness.

*slap slap slap, 1.5hrs gone, my turn to stay up for sentry duty , 2hrs later break of dawn.

Thanks to those who wished me hehe XD. That brightened my life.

And then a few lucky ones kenna guard duty on a saturday. Lalalalala very nice indeed. SGT zhao long is an arse. Pick on me for nth! Force me to abandon my gay buddy gums and do the stupid sentry guard instead of prowler. Bastard.

Always wan to give the guai lan mouth: stretch until he can eat bread as a whole. Don't wan to criticise his guai lan face but no choice, it really intensifies his guai-lan-ness.

Oh well that was a blessing in disguise. Turns out that prowlers have to tahan the sun while sentry guards can enjoy the shade ^^ Only problem is it's super sian stoning there and rotting away.

My dad bought the ripstik for us! My god! Some great and cheap sales thr! Wheeeeeeeee

I look forward to the day when we can we liberated.

like a fox, i'm innocent
weijian

shhh. hear my whispers

be a man

They say when one is in love, the surrounding trees will seem to blossom, the weather will seem nice, the heart will be light..

is this a real thump?

one does not simply fall in love

那些年我们一起在msn countdown..

limpeh wong u already! don't get hurt!

美人计

everyday is saturday

turn to your right, go run 2 rounds around the parade square!

22months, 95 weeks, 670 days, but now I'm left with 5 days!

the burning passion that makes ur life seem meaningful..

you are the watermelon of my eye

all-time lull

为什么有为什么?

superman returns

wallaby 2

I'd wait for the banana to be ripe, then I'll pluck it from the tree. But I can only hope that others won't pluck that unripe banana

september holidays

not a teen, not an adult. neither here nor there.

the hangover

straw hat boy

If I have 4 more months to live, you can just kill me now.

you know that 1+1 will never give a 3, but still, hope of miscalculation lives in you

NO MORE FIELD CAMPS IN SINGAPORE

beautiful girls all over the world and they got nothin on you

But the stars we could reach were just starfish on the beach

I don't want to shout uno because I don't want this game to be over

once in a red moon

I wonder if you know, how they live in tohkiyo

vindictive viral infection

The week that I think feels like chalet in army

esc, alt + f4, delete, backspace, end.

一觉～睡到自然醒过来

breaking your barriers to entry

放在糖果旁的是 我很想回忆 的甜

the truth hurts, and lies worse

like a vampire waiting for an invitation

oh, the whines

mmmm, blood

Happy like bird

double 5 double 6, 55 66 in the house yo?

the more you want sth, the less likely you'll get it.

we feed on hopes to sustain our motivation. i'm quite hungry now

purple dinosaur

This is me in a cocoon. I want to tell you i'm waiting to fly.

just a tinge of greenness

11022011

ang baos :D

for making you think that i was worth the while

this is not the end this is not the beginning

if u plot a graph of weijian against goh, you'll see a :)

happy 2011!

hohoho merry christmas!

2.5days more in camp and i'll be done with army for 2010!

time extension

nobody said it was eazayyye

some day, these meanies will entreat for chances to polish my boots

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

drop everything now. meet me in the pouring rain..

bored

the boys are back

i'm flying. i'm flying. i'm flying.

i don't like sore throat at all :(

just a short moment will do

so when's my first time?

mono attitude. sucks.

laziness is kicking in again

Fooooooood Week

lack of chemistry

放在糖果旁的是我很想回忆的甜